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男士厕所里的幽默标语,让你笑翻天!

面书号 2025-01-19 05:22 15


1. 我一直在后悔,为什么不早点遇见你。这样,我就可以爱你更长一点。——沐依晨《如果这一生,从未遇见你》

1. I have been regretting why I didn't meet you sooner. That way, I could have loved you for a longer time. — Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Had Never Met You"

2. 轻松一冲大家轻松。

2. A quick rinse and everyone is relaxed.

3. 14请疼惜打扫人的辛苦,请尊重後用者的权益,使用时请靠近小便池,您的爱心我们感激您。

3.14 Please cherish the hard work of the cleaners, respect the rights of the subsequent users, and please stand close to the toilet when using it. Your kindness is deeply appreciated.

4. 克服不良习惯,养成文明行为。

4. Overcome bad habits and cultivate civilized behavior.

5. 路边全是高高的杨树,风过处无数落叶就如一场黄金雨从天顶飘落。风声呼啸,时紧时松。风把道沟里的落叶吹出来,像金色的潮水涌过路面。我一个人走着,前后不见一个人。——王小波《三十而立》

5. Along the roadside, there are tall poplar trees everywhere. When the wind blows, countless leaves fall like a golden rain from the sky. The wind howls, sometimes fierce, sometimes mild. It blows the fallen leaves from the road沟 into the air, like a golden tide surging over the road. I am walking alone, and there is not a single person in sight. — Wang Xiaobo, "Thirty Years Old"

6. 按这里按这里,地球人都知道。

6. Press here, press here; everyone on Earth knows it.

7. 在这种夜里。人不能不想到死,想到永恒。死的气氛逼人,就如无穷的黑暗要把人吞噬。我很渺小,无论做了什么,都是同样的渺小。但是只要我还在走动,就超越了死亡。——王小波《三十而立》

7. On such nights, one cannot help but think of death and eternity. The atmosphere of death is oppressive, as if the endless darkness is about to engulf people. I am very small, and whatever I have done, I am still equally small. But as long as I am still moving, I have transcended death. — Wang Xiaobo, "Being Thirty"

8. 你绝望放弃时选择离开,我心死时也许也会选择放手,可也许是绝不放手。——桐华《大漠谣》

8. When you choose to leave in despair and give up, perhaps I will also choose to let go when my heart is dead, but it may also be that I will never let go. — Tong Hua, "The Legend of the Desert"

9. 同一场戏,不管秋霜演多少遍,冷静如阮东延,都是愿意入戏的。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

9. No matter how many times Qiu Shuang performs the same play, even for the calm and composed Ruan Dongyan, it is always willing to get into character. ——From "Ruan Chen Enjing" by Lü Yihan

10. 我一步步走进星星的万花筒。没有人能告诉我我在何处,没人能告诉我我是什么人,直到入睡,我的心里还带着一丝迷茫。——王小波《三十而立》

10. Step by step, I walk into the kaleidoscope of stars. No one can tell me where I am, no one can tell me who I am, until I fall asleep, my heart still carries a trace of confusion. ——Wang Xiaobo, "Being Thirty"

11. 普鲁斯特写了一本书,谈到自己身上发生过的事。这些事看起来就如一个人中了邪躺在河底,眼看潺潺流水,粼粼流光,落叶,浮木,空玻璃瓶,一样一样从身上流过去。——王小波《三十而立》

11. Proust wrote a book about the things that had happened to himself. These things seemed like a person possessed lying at the bottom of a river, watching the gentle flow of the water, the sparkling light, the falling leaves, the floating wood, and empty glass bottles, one by one passing over them. — Wang Xiaobo, "Being Thirty"

12. 来也匆匆,去也冲冲。

12. Haste in coming, haste in going.

13. 9请您”方便”后必须要:洗刷刷洗刷刷,洗刷刷洗刷刷~

13. 9 After you are "convenient," you must: wash and rinse, wash and rinse; wash and rinse, wash and rinse~

14. 不管学什么,首先要学会做人,一个人若是道德败坏,他越聪明,所掌握的知识越多,那么他对这个社会的破坏就越大。——何马《藏地密码》

14. No matter what one learns, the first thing is to learn how to be a person. If a person is morally corrupt, the more intelligent they are and the more knowledge they possess, the greater the destruction they will cause to society. — Ho Ma, "The Secret of Shangri-La"

15. 向前一步靠,滴水不外落。

15. Step forward a little, not a drop spills out.

16. 厕所经常保清新,洗手擦拭莫甩水,地板乾净不会毁。

16. The toilet is always kept fresh, wash your hands and wipe without splashing water, the floor clean won't be ruined.

17. 这里是厕所,环境靠大伙。左右两边站,对准再开火。

17. This is the restroom, the environment depends on everyone. Stand on both sides, aim and then shoot.

18. 感觉自己把心放到了他的手上,现在就随他怎么处置了,他想让她的心发痛,主要捏一捏就成;他想让她快乐,只要一个微笑就行。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

18. I feel like I've placed my heart in his hands, and now it's up to him to do with it as he wishes. If he wants to cause her heartache, just a little squeeze is enough; if he wants to make her happy, just a smile will do. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Time of the Pomegranate Tree"

19. 有生之年,未嫁之时,我遇见你。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

19. Within my lifetime and before I get married, I met you. — From the book "Ruan Chen Enjing" by Lu Yihan

20. 38这里是厕所,环境靠大伙、左右两边站,对准再开火。

20. 38 This is the toilet, the environment depends on everyone, stand on both sides, aim and then fire.

21. 如果你愿意告诉我,我不问你也会说。如果只是你想尘封的过去,你可以永远不解释。我只认识我认识的金玉。——桐华《大漠谣》

21. If you're willing to tell me, I will say it even if you don't ask. If it's just the past you want to keep buried, you can never explain it. I only know the gold and jade I know. — Tong Hua, "The Legend of the Great Desert"

22. 情不在切,贴心就行;“纸”不在多,够用就行。

22. It's not about being perfect, just being considerate; it's not about how much "paper" there is, just enough for the job.

23. 随手冲一冲,干净又轻松!

23. Just give it a quick rinse, and it's clean and easy!

24. 有这么一种女生,是很多男生心里的姑娘,觉得她是神圣而不可侵犯的,他们好像商量好一样,谁都不去追求她,但凡只要有一个人敢去染指,那他们就会群起而攻之。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

24. There is a kind of girl in many boys' hearts, who is considered sacred and inviolable. They seem to have made an agreement among themselves, none of them dares to pursue her. If anyone dares to even touch her, they will all rise up against that person. — Diogo "Flower Envy in Four Streets of Renmin Road"

25. 按下这里,你会有一个惊喜。

25. Press here, and you will have a surprise.

26. 三民家商大家庭,爱惜公厕不後悔。

26. The Sanmin family business group cherishes the public toilet without regret.

27. 这里是厕所,环境靠大伙。左右两边站,对准再开火(男生厕所)。

27. This is the restroom, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then fire (male restroom).

28. 友情提示:冲刷有利健康。

28. Friendly Reminder: Rinsing is good for health.

29. 厕所经常保清新,洗手擦拭莫甩水,地板干净不会毁。

29. The toilet is always kept fresh and clean; when washing hands, avoid splashing water, and the floor will remain clean without damage.

30. 一纸一屑煞文明,一举一动显文明。

30. A sheet and a crumb can show civilization, while every movement and gesture can reveal civilization.

31. 同志们请冲一冲啊!

31. Comrades, let's make a push!

32. 手纸请放纸篓里便后请用水冲洗洗。

32. Please put the toilet paper in the waste basket and flush it with water after using it.

33. 大环境,小环境,干净才有好心情。

33. The big environment, the small environment, cleanliness brings good mood.

34. 你可能还没有爱过,所以你不相信这世界上有永远的爱情。等你爱上谁了,你就会知道世界上有那么一个人,你是宁愿自己死都不会对他(她)出尔反尔的。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

34. You may not have loved yet, so you don't believe that there is true love that lasts forever in this world. When you fall in love with someone, you will know that there is someone in the world who is worth dying for; you would never betray them, not even at the cost of your own life. - Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

35. 17养成良好习惯,促进身体健康,共享美好人生

35. Cultivate good habits, promote physical health, and share a wonderful life.

36. 对准了位置解决内急,你好,我好,大家好!

36. Aimed at the right spot to address an urgent need, hello to you, hello to me, and hello to everyone!

37. 家人,代表着,没有人会被放弃,没有人会被忘记。——何马《藏地密码》

37. Family members, representing, no one will be abandoned, no one will be forgotten. ——He Ma, "The Secret of the Tibetan Land"

38. 总有那么一个人,让你相信命运,让你相信彼此是为对方而生的,孔荻和唐小维的遇见是命中注定,而他就一见到她,就感觉到了。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

38. There is always someone who makes you believe in fate, who makes you believe that you were born for each other. The encounter between Kong Di and Tang Xiaowei was predetermined by fate, and he felt that as soon as he saw her. — Diego in "Flower Admires the World at Four Dingmu Street"

39. 唉唉唉!说你呢!盯着我看是什么意思?还笑? 小尼麻痹!

39. Ah, ah, ah! You there! What are you staring at me for? And you're smiling too? Little fool!

40. 呃,这个解释起来比较尴尬!你们都懂得!都懂得!都懂得!

40. Well, it's quite embarrassing to explain this! You all know what I mean! You all know! You all know!

41. 满天都是星星,好像一场冻结了的大雨。——王小波《三十而立》

41. The sky is filled with stars, as if a frozen rainstorm had occurred. — Wang Xiaobo, "At Thirty, I Stand"

42. 阁下惜用各设备,公厕不体不污秽。

42. You sparingly use all the equipment, the public toilet is not unrefined and not dirty.

43. 纵是情深,奈何缘浅,但/,不悔相思。——桐华《大漠谣》

43. Even though the feelings are deep, how can one endure the shallowness of fate? Yet, one does not regret the longing for him. — Tong Hua, "The谣 of the Great Desert"

44. 请您”方便”后一定要:洗刷刷洗刷刷,洗刷刷洗刷刷。

44. After you are "convenient," please make sure to: Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

45. 骗人的人,品质不好;被骗的人,脑筋不好。从来人们笑话的,都是被骗的人。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

45. Those who deceive others have bad character; those who are deceived have bad judgment. It is always the deceived who are the subject of people's laughter. — Ai Mi, "Love in the Pomegranate Tree"

46. 我肯定不是第一个爱上你的人,也不是最后一个,不过我相信我是最爱你的那一个。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

46. I'm sure I'm not the first person to fall in love with you, nor the last, but I believe I am the one who loves you the most. - Amy, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

47. 勾引异性是每个合法公民应尽的权力和义务,任何人都没有权利剥夺。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

47. Enticing the opposite sex is a power and duty that every legitimate citizen should fulfill, and no one has the right to deprive anyone of it. — Dee Go in "Flower Admires the World at Four Dingmei Streets"

48. 一时的错过,就是一生的错过,人生中很多事情都没有回头的机会。——桐华《大漠谣》

48. A moment's miss is a lifetime's miss; many things in life do not offer a second chance. — Tong Hua, "The Song of the Desert"

49. 12请您”方便”后必须要:洗刷刷洗刷刷,洗刷刷洗刷刷~

49. 12 Please be "convenient" after you must: Wash and scrub, wash and scrub, wash and scrub...

50. 前来百步紧,出后一身松。你们想看看男厕小便池的警示语有哪些吗

50. When you come, you walk with haste; when you leave, you feel relaxed. Would you like to see what warning signs there are in the men's restroom urinals?

51. 我是真想学好,天分低一点,学得不像。——王小波《三十而立》

51. I truly want to learn well, even if I have a lower talent, I don't learn as well. - Wang Xiaobo, "Being Thirty"

52. 原来,爱不是天道酬勤,不是你付出了那么多,便能够有所收获的。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

52. It turns out that love is not about the universe rewarding hard work, and it's not that by putting in so much effort, you will necessarily reap something in return. — Lu Yihan, "Ruan Chen Enjing"

53. 虽然极具创意,但是我总感觉是有人在黑百度大叔呢?这拉开的是美食之门吗?你确定?呃,算了!这不重要,重在新奇!

53. Although it's highly creative, I always have a feeling that someone is making fun ofUncle Baidu? Is this opening the door to delicious food? Are you sure? Eh, never mind! That's not important; what matters is the novelty!

54. 人间三月天,树正绿,花正红,而我们正年少。——桐华《大漠谣》

54. In the third month of the human world, the trees are verdant, the flowers are red, and we are young and carefree. — Tong Hua, "The Ballad of the Great Desert"

55. 我不爱你,不代表我不会爱护你。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

55. Not loving you doesn't mean I won't cherish you. —— From Lu Yihan's "Ruan Chen Enjing"

56. 很多时候,一个人发现自己爱上一个人,都是在跟他分别的时候,突然一下见不到那个人了,才知道自己已经不知不觉地对那个人产生了很强的依恋。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

56. Often, one discovers that they have fallen in love with someone at the moment of parting, suddenly realizing that they can't see that person anymore, and then they know that they have unconsciously developed a strong attachment to that person. — Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

57. 爱护公物,文明如厕。

57. Care for public property, and toilet in a civil manner.

58. 这幅图相比于文字版,有过之而无不及之处。尴尬到让人咆哮,但却极具创意,毕竟现在的人们的接受能力特别强,包容性也是极其开阔!重在创新,博人眼球,制造舆论!

58. This illustration is not only on par with but even surpasses the text version. It is so embarrassing that it makes one want to shout, yet it is incredibly creative. After all, people's ability to accept things is particularly strong, and their inclusiveness is extremely broad! The key lies in innovation, attracting attention, and creating public opinion!

59. 有时候人在不经意间说的话,才最伤人。况且,大家更愿意用尖刀的这一边对着自己亲近的人。——沐依晨《如果这一生,从未遇见你》

59. Sometimes, it is the words spoken inadvertently that hurt the most. Moreover, people are more willing to hold the sharp edge of a knife against their own close ones. — Mu Yichen, "If in This Life, I Had Never Met You"

60. 三十年河东,四十年河西,今天被人瞧不起的人,说不定明天就是最受欢迎的人,所以不必因为这些社会强加的东西自卑。——艾米《山楂树之恋》

60. The river flows east for thirty years and west for forty, the person who is looked down upon today might just be the most popular person tomorrow. Therefore, one does not need to be self-deprecating because of these societal imposed things. — Ai Mi, "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree"

61. 光明只是短暂的一瞬,黑暗,才是永恒的,但正是这短暂一瞬的光芒,诞生了生命与希望,因此,虽然我们都自黑暗中来,却注定了要用此生追随光明。——何马《藏地密码》

61. Light is but a fleeting moment, while darkness is eternal. Yet, it is precisely this fleeting moment of light that gave birth to life and hope. Therefore, although we all come from darkness, we are destined to follow the light throughout our lives. — Ho Ma, "The Secret of the Tibetan Land"

62. 过去已如地上燃烧殆尽的篝火,只剩乌黑的灰烬,可若想立即把灰烬扫去,又会一不小心就烫到手,不过总会有冷却的一天。——桐华《大漠谣》

62. The past is like a campfire that has burned out on the ground, leaving only the black ashes. But if you try to sweep the ashes away immediately, you might accidentally burn your hands. However, there will always be a day when it cools down. — Tong Hua, "The Legend of the Great Desert"

63. 向前一小步。文明一大步。

63. One small step forward, a great leap for civilization.

64. 第十八层是地狱,第十九层是你。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

64. The eighteenth level is hell, and the nineteenth level is you. — From "Ruan Chen Enjing" by Lu Yihan

65. 看过“男厕所幽默标语”

65. Seen "Humorous Signs in Men's Restroom"

66. 被人保护着的感觉,十分好。——狄戈《花羡人间四丁目》

66. The feeling of being protected by someone is very good. — Diego, "Flower Admires the World at Four Dingsmu Streets"

67. 我以为,我和你之间已经有所不同了。可原来也没有什么不同。——吕亦涵《阮陈恩静》

67. I thought there had been some differences between us. But it turns out there really weren't any differences at all. ——Lu Yihan, "Ruan Chen Enjing"