1. 那个人说：好的，那么我来考问你几个问题吧。

1. That person said: Alright, then I'll ask you a few questions.

2. 小小蝼蚁可以蛀毁巍巍长堤，星星之火能够烧掉莽莽林海。

2. Even a tiny ant can bore through a grand embankment, and a spark can ignite a vast forest.

3. 11有一天小明走在路上！走着走着突然觉得脚很酸！为什么会这样呢因为小明踩到柠檬了！

3. 11 One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the road! As he walked, suddenly he felt his feet were sore! Why was that? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!

4. 爱情的火花最甜蜜，森林的火花最无情。

4. The spark of love is the sweetest, while the spark in the forest is the most relentless.

5. 演讲稿的内容要根据具体情境、具体场合来确定，要求情感真实，尊重观众。在不断进步的社会中，需要使用演讲稿的事情愈发增多，演讲稿的注意事项有许多，你确定会写吗？

5. The content of a speech should be determined according to the specific context and occasion, requiring genuine emotions and respect for the audience. In a continuously advancing society, the need for speeches is increasingly prevalent, and there are many things to be mindful of when writing a speech. Are you sure you can write one?

6. 护林防火，绘小康蓝图;青山常在，为子孙造福。

6. Protecting forests and preventing fires, drawing the blueprint for a well-off society; preserving the green mountains for the benefit of future generations.

7. 14一天，有人经过十字路口，发现一件超级恐怖的事，他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑！

7. On the 14th day, someone passing through the intersection discovered a super terrifying thing: he found that both Kakashi and Sun Wukong were laughing!

8. 运用对比手法拟写的提示语，往往能给人深刻的印象和启示，如“一棵大树，可制造千万根火柴；一根火柴，可以毁掉干万棵大树”（森林防火提示语），数字的对比，令人触目心惊；又如交通提示语“司机一滴酒，亲人两行泪”，“喝进去几滴美酒，流出来无数血泪”通过鲜明的对比，晓之以理，动之以情。句句富有教诲，发人深省；字字扣人心弦，叫人警惕。

8. Phrases written using the contrast technique often leave a deep impression and inspiration on people, such as the forest fire prevention tip, "A single large tree can make tens of thousands of matches; a single match can destroy tens of thousands of trees." The contrast of numbers is eye-catching and shocking. And like the traffic tip, "A drop of alcohol for the driver, two rows of tears for the family," or "A few drops of fine wine inside, countless blood and tears shed outside," through vivid contrast, they persuade with reason and move with emotion. Every sentence is full of teaching and provokes deep thought; every word touches the heart and calls for vigilance.

9. 31抢劫者须知：本行职员只懂西班牙语，请您抢劫时一定要有耐心，最好携带翻译一名， 谢谢!

9. Notice to Robbers: The staff of this bank only speak Spanish. Please be patient during the robbery, and it would be best to bring a translator with you. Thank you!

10. 7夏日炎炎的一天,两只香蕉走在路上。走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热，他说，好热哦，我要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。 结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了。然后脱了衣服的香蕉就变成了香蕉干~

10. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly felt too hot, saying, "It's so hot, I need to take off my clothes." So, he peeled off his skin. As a result, the banana behind stumbled. Then, the banana that had peeled off its skin turned into a banana chip.

11. 83咖啡杯和水杯一起过马路，这个时候呢，有位老爷爷就大叫“小心哦，现在是红灯。”可是过了一会呢，咖啡杯顺利的过了马路，可是水杯却被卡车撞得水流入注，请问为什么呢？因为咖啡杯有“耳朵”，水杯没有。

11. The coffee cup and the water cup crossed the street together. At this time, an old grandfather shouted, "Be careful, it's a red light." However, after a while, the coffee cup crossed the street safely, but the water cup was hit by a truck and the water inside spilled out. Why is that? Because the coffee cup has "ears," while the water cup does not.

12. 91小王在10楼人事部门工作，一个月前，被调到9楼行政部门去了今天，小王同学电话到人事部门找他：“小王在么？”

12. Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on the 10th floor, and a month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor. Today, Xiao Wang's classmate called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang here?"

13. 15很久很久以前，有一晚，池塘里有三只虾，哈哈哈，一个女鬼放了一个屁死了。

13. A long, long time ago, on one evening, there were three shrimps in a pond. Hahaha, a female ghost let out a fart and died.

14. 如果有一台车，小明是司机，小华坐在他右边，小花坐在他后面，请问这台车是谁的呢？？

14. If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua is sitting on his right, and Xiao Hua is sitting behind him. Who does this car belong to??

15. 悠悠森林情，寸寸防火心。

15. Deep in the woods, a heartfelt commitment to fire prevention.

16. 23士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办？连长大为恼火：靠，能咋办？踩坏了照价赔偿。

16. The platoon leader was asked by 23 soldiers: What should we do if we step on a landmine during combat? The platoon leader was very angry: Fucking hell, what can we do? If it gets damaged, you'll have to compensate for it.

17. 森林需要你的百般呵护，千万别给她“火”热的爱!

17. The forest needs your careful nurturing; never give it a "hot" love that is too intense!

18. 北国之春，无火才美;秋色迷人，有火皆愁。

18. In the spring of the northern land, beauty lies without fire; in the autumn's charm, any fire brings sorrow.

19. 73有次大热天的打麻将，突然停电了，只好买了蜡烛继续战斗。过了半个小时，实在热得受不了了，一人说：“还是开电风扇吧，热死了。”另一人接口：“不能开，开了会把蜡烛吹灭的。晕==”

19. On one particularly hot day, we were playing Mahjong when suddenly the power went out. We had to buy candles to continue the game. Half an hour later, it was just too hot to bear, so one person said, "Let's turn on the fan, it's killing us." The other replied, "We can't do that; it'll blow out the candles. Dumb==".

20. ③若逃生途中经过火焰区，应先弄湿衣物或以湿棉被、毛毯裹住身体，迅速通过以免身体着火。

20. ③ If you pass through a flame zone during the evacuation, you should first wet your clothes or wrap your body with a damp blanket or a woolen carpet, and quickly pass through to avoid catching fire.

21. 今天是11月7日简称“117”，再过两天简称什么“119”。如果拨打电话“119”，哪一定是发生了什么“火灾”。对，“119”是火灾电话向消防队报警，哪么家庭着火后我们应该做人些什么呢

21. Today is November 7th, abbreviated as "117." In two days, it will be abbreviated as "119." If you make a phone call to "119," it's definitely because something like a "fire" has occurred. Yes, "119" is the emergency phone number to call the fire brigade for fire alarms. So, what should we do as a family when a fire breaks out?

22. 51我同事跟人争执，急了张口来了句“你以为我吃饭长大的啊？”我一直纳闷他到底吃什么长大的。"

22. 51 My colleague had an argument with someone and, in his frustration, blurted out, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I have always been puzzled about what he grew up eating.

23. 1校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问，校长在礼堂讲话，英语老师做翻译。

23.1 The principal and the English teacher went on a visit to a high school in France. The principal made a speech in the auditorium, and the English teacher served as the interpreter.

24. 无林夕梦断，有火林焚心。

24. Without trees, the dream of the evening fades; with fire, the forest burns in the heart.

25. 2说有一只北极熊，因为雪地太刺眼了，必须要戴墨镜才能看东西， 可是他找不到墨镜，于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找，爬呀爬呀，把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜，对着镜子一照，这才发现：哦，原来我是一只熊猫

25. 2 says there was a polar bear, because the snow was too dazzling, it had to wear sunglasses to see things. But it couldn't find the sunglasses, so it crawled around on the ground with its eyes closed, crawling and crawling, until it got its hands and feet dirty before finally finding the sunglasses. After putting on the sunglasses and looking in the mirror, it suddenly realized: Oh,原来我是一只熊猫.

26. 29一人爬墙出校，被校长抓到了，校长问：为什么不从校门走？答曰：美特斯邦威，不走寻常路。校长又问：这么高的墙怎么翻过去的啊？他指了指裤子说：李宁，一切皆有可能。

26. 29 A student climbed over the wall to leave the school and was caught by the principal. The principal asked, "Why didn't you leave through the school gate?" The student replied, "Metersbonwe, I don't take the usual path." The principal then asked, "How did you climb over such a high wall?" He pointed at his pants and said, "Li-Ning, everything is possible."

27. “林”近“火”为“焚”，一字足以警醒;“心”至“真”乃“慎”，万勿掉以轻心。

27. The character "林" (which resembles "火" as in "焚"), one character is enough to wake us up; "心" reaching "真" becomes "慎", never take it lightly.

28. 在一桩桩的火灾事故中我们可以了解到发生火灾的大多数原因都是因为人们的防火意识薄弱，意识的薄弱以致我们无法学会保护自己。既然知道是这样，我们就要好好地学会增强防火的意识。如何增强我们的防火意识呢？我们可以多听一些有关防火意识的讲座或是阅读一些生活中的防火基本知识。

28. From each and every fire accident, we can learn that the majority of the causes of fires are due to people's lack of fire prevention awareness, which is so weak that we cannot learn to protect ourselves. Knowing this, we should take good care to learn how to enhance our fire prevention awareness. How can we enhance our fire prevention awareness? We can listen to more lectures on fire prevention awareness or read some basic fire prevention knowledge in daily life.

29. 3煤气罐着火，用浸水的被褥、衣物捂盖，关闭阀门。

29. 3. If a gas cylinder catches fire, cover it with wet bedding or clothes, and close the valve.

30. 钻木取火，始于文明;玩忽失火，殆于毁灭。

30. Making fire by friction began with civilization; neglecting fire can lead to destruction.

31. 53大森林里一天，狐狸在吸大麻，这时小兔子从远处跑来，看到这一切，走过来说：狐狸狐狸，你怎么能吸大麻呢，对身体不好的，看，空气多么新鲜啊，快来和我一起跑步吧。狐狸想想也对，于是就和小兔子一起跑步，跑着跑着，他们看到大象正在吸***，小兔子跑过去对大象说：大象啊大象，你干嘛吸毒呢，看空气多么的新鲜，和我一起跑步吧。大象想来也对，就个他们两一起跑步。 跑着跑着，看到了狮子卷起袖子，正要注射***，小兔子远远的对着狮子喊：狮子啊狮子，吸毒对身体不好啊，看空气多么新鲜，和我一起跑步吧 只见狮子放下注射器冲了过来，把小兔子狂扁了一顿，大象战战兢兢对狮子说：你为什么打小兔子啊，他不想我们伤害身体多好啊！狮子说：自从兔子吃了摇头丸之后，就天天让我跟他一起跑步！

31. One day in the 53 Great Forest, a fox was smoking marijuana. At that moment, a little rabbit came running from afar, saw everything, and walked over to say: "Fox, fox, how can you smoke marijuana? It's bad for your health. Look, the air is so fresh. Why don't you come and run with me?" The fox thought about it and agreed, so they started running together. While running, they saw an elephant smoking ***. The little rabbit ran over to the elephant and said: "Elephant, elephant, why are you doing drugs? Look, the air is so fresh. Why don't you run with me?" The elephant thought it was a good idea and joined them in running. As they were running, they saw a lion rolling up his sleeves and about to inject ***. The little rabbit shouted from a distance to the lion: "Lion, lion, drug use is bad for your health. Look, the air is so fresh. Why don't you run with me?" The lion put down the syringe and ran over, beating the little rabbit up. The elephant, trembling, said to the lion: "Why did you hit the little rabbit? He didn't want us to harm our health!" The lion replied: "Ever since the rabbit took Ecstasy, he's made me run with him every day!"

32. 92老婆花巨资做了整容，数天后变成美女回家！进门时，对一脸疑惑的丈夫说：“怎么？不认识我了？” 丈夫愣了一下，然后惊喜地说：“快进来，我老婆不在家。”

32. 92 spent a huge amount of money on plastic surgery and became a beautiful woman a few days later! Upon entering the house, she said to her husband, who looked puzzled, "What? Don't you recognize me?" The husband was taken aback for a moment, then exclaimed in surprise, "Come in quickly, my wife isn't home."

33. 39贼甲：数数今天一共抢了多少钱？ 贼乙：不用，明天看看报纸就知道了。

33. 39 Thief A: How much money did we rob in total today? Thief B: No need, just check the newspaper tomorrow and you'll know.

34. 看过“幽默森林消防标语”

34. Seen "Humorous Forest Fire Prevention Slogans"

35. 科技兴林创大业，护林防火献青春。

35. Fostering the forestry industry through science and technology, dedicating youth to forest protection and fire prevention.

36. “尺”对“尽”说：姐姐，结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。

36. "Chi" says to "Jin": Sister, the results are out. You're having twins.

37. 就是用日常通俗朴实的口语、俗语作为提示语。有的自然亲切，如“远亲不如近邻，近邻不如对门”，“喝酒莫醉，醉了还有啥滋味”不随地吐痰，说起来容易做起来也不难”；有的则平中见奇，某餐馆有一则提示语，奉劝人们在宴请客人后，应把剩余的菜肴带回去，而不要养成挥霍浪费的作风，其内容是：吃不了请兜着走。这句话是由俗语“吃不了兜着走”补充而成，俗语的原意是“够呛”、“吃不消”，而这里用直解义取代俗语的原义，真可谓妙趣横生。这种提示语给人随和亲切之感，看似没有修饰，实则独具匠心，体现了“平平淡谈才是真”的创作意境。

37. This is by using everyday popular and plain colloquial language and proverbs as prompts. Some are natural and intimate, like "It's better to have a neighbor close than a distant relative, and better to have a neighbor across the door than one nearby"; "Don't get drunk when drinking, for when you are drunk, what's the taste left?" Not spitting on the ground is easy to say and not difficult to do"; others, however, reveal the extraordinary in the ordinary. A restaurant had a prompt that advises people to take the remaining dishes home after entertaining guests, rather than养成a wasteful habit. The content is: "If you can't finish it, take it away." This sentence is supplemented by the proverb "Eat it and carry it away," which originally means "It's tough" or "Can't take it." Here, the direct meaning replaces the original meaning of the proverb, which is truly fascinating. This kind of prompt gives people a feeling of ease and intimacy, seemingly unadorned, but actually uniquely crafted, embodying the artistic conception of "plainness is the truest."

38. 火是日常生活中必不可少的，它在我们眼中是可爱的，因为它带给了我们光明，火也是可恶的，因为它夺去了很多人的生命和财产，如果我们不懂得好好利用火，它便会毁掉我们的家园，甚至危害我们的生命。

38. Fire is indispensable in daily life, and it is adorable to us because it brings us light. Fire is also detestable because it has taken away the lives and property of many people. If we do not learn to make good use of fire, it will destroy our homes, and even threaten our lives.

39. 提示语原本是用来提醒人们注意自己的语言、行为，但是如果用不文明的语言来提示，就有悖于提示语的作用。昨日，记者在一家单位的卫生间内见到了图中的景象，一句侮辱性的语言张贴在墙上十分醒目，实在有碍观瞻：

39. Reminders are originally meant to remind people to be mindful of their language and behavior. However, if reminders are given using uncivil language, it goes against the purpose of the reminders. Yesterday, a journalist encountered the scene in the restroom of a certain unit, where a辱骂性的 language was prominently displayed on the wall, which was indeed an eyesore:

40. 小明妈妈就担心地问：书都看完了吗？明天要考试啊

40. Xiao Ming's mother worriedly asked: "Have you finished reading the books? There's an exam tomorrow!"

41. 心灵的沟通不需要过多的言语――请保持安静。

41. Communication of the soul does not require excessive words - please keep quiet.

42. 两个大的说 不会的 放心去把 于是小白兔就去了~~~

42. Saying that they won't, the two big ones reassure and let her go. So the little white rabbit went off~~~

43. 66中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂，询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军，上帝说：韩国需要50年。韩国教练大哭起来：我是见不到了。上帝又说：日本需要100年。日本教练大哭起来：我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问：我们呢？上帝大哭起来：我是见不到了。

43. The head coaches of the Chinese, Japanese, and South Korean national football teams came to heaven together and asked God when their respective teams would win the World Cup. God said: South Korea needs 50 years. The South Korean coach cried out: I won't be able to see that. God then said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach cried out: I won't be able to see that. The Chinese coach hurriedly asked: What about us? God cried out: I won't be able to see that.

44. 36大便跟小便是好兄弟，有一天大便过马路被车撞死了，小便就说：我好想大便啊…

44. The feces and urine are good brothers. One day, when the feces crossed the street, it was hit by a car and died. Then urine said: I really want to have a bowel movement...

45. 答案：压它一下。原因：鸦雀无声（压雀无声）。

45. Answer: Push it down. Reason: The sound of the sparrow is silenced (pushing down silences the sparrow).

46. 运用幽默手法，使内容更加容易地被观者接受，使人在会心一笑中受到启迪，留下较深的印象。如“我很弱小，不能承受您大脚的亲吻——小草”，“芳草香浓郁，别醉倒在我的怀里——小草”，“距离产生美，谢绝亲密接触（保护草坪）”，人们都不禁为这善意的幽默莞尔一笑，在回味中受到教益。

46. By using humor, make the content more easily accepted by the audience, allowing people to be inspired and leave a deeper impression through a heartwarming smile. For example, "I am too weak to bear your big foot's kiss—Little Grass," "The sweet grass is fragrant, don't faint in my arms—Little Grass," "Distance creates beauty, refuse close contact (to protect the lawn)." People can't help but smile at this kind-hearted humor and be edified in their reflection.

47. 我们不怕一万，就怕万一，万一事情发生，我们不要慌乱，把学到的知识运用于灭火中，逃生中，尽最大的可能保护我们最宝贵的生命。

47. We are not afraid of a thousand possibilities, but we fear the possibility of the one. In case something happens, we should not panic. We should apply the knowledge we have learned in extinguishing fires and escaping, and do our utmost to protect our most precious lives.

48. 除了背影什么也别留下，除了知识什么也别带走。

48. Leave behind nothing but the silhouette, take away nothing but knowledge.

49. 除了记忆什么也别带走，除了脚印什么也别留下。

49. Take away nothing but memory, leave behind nothing but footprints.

50. 54夏天，一只长颈鹿遇到一只兔子，她对兔子很得意地炫耀她的脖子： 啊，小兔子，你知道有个长长的脖子多好吗？你知道那些最高处的树叶是多么鲜嫩甜美吗？你知道夏天喝水的感觉吗？清爽的水慢慢经过脖子，兔子看了她一眼，只说了一句：”你试过吐没有？”

50. 54 In summer, a giraffe encountered a rabbit, and she proudly boasted to the rabbit about her neck: "Oh, little rabbit, do you know how wonderful it is to have a long neck? Do you know how tender and sweet the leaves at the highest points are? Do you know how it feels to drink water in summer? The cool water slowly flows through the neck," and the rabbit looked at her and only said one thing: "Have you ever puked?"

51. 20从前有个剑客，他人很冷，心很冷，剑很冷，最后冷死了

51. 20 There was once a swordsman, whose demeanor was cold, whose heart was cold, whose sword was cold, and in the end, he died of cold.

52. 孩子学习需宁静，四邻休息需要寂静――稍安勿“噪”

52. Children need tranquility to learn, and neighbors require silence to rest -- let's be a little more tranquil and not make too much noise.

53. 他宣布说:“小朋友，采完水果后，我们统一一起洗，洗完可以一起吃。”

53. He announced, "Little friends, after picking the fruit, we will wash them together, and then we can eat them together after they are washed."

54. 52一次KTV点歌，一MM大声喊：给我点一首周截棍的“双杰伦”。

54. On a KTV karaoke session, a young woman loudly exclaimed: "Play a song by Zhou Jie Gen's 'Shuang Jielun'."

55. 9小明呢，就明天要考试窝，但晚上却在看电视

55. 9 Xiao Ming is supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night instead.

56. 当然，除了增强防火意识之外，我们还得加强防火技能的培训。学习防火技能，其实也就是一种自救的本领，拥有这种本领，就等于在自己身上多了一层保护，所以我们要掌握好消防知识，学会在火灾中自救，可是怎样做才是正确知识呢

56. Of course, in addition to enhancing fire prevention awareness, we also need to strengthen the training of fire prevention skills. Learning fire prevention skills is actually a form of self-rescue ability. Possessing this ability is like adding an extra layer of protection to oneself. Therefore, we need to master fire safety knowledge and learn how to rescue ourselves in a fire. But what is the correct knowledge to do so?

57. 冬春草枯树叶黄，护林防火记心上。

57. In winter and spring, grass withers and leaves turn yellow; remember forest protection and fire prevention.

58. 防森林火灾，保绿色家园，筑生态屏障。

58. Prevent forest fires, protect green homes, and build an ecological barrier.