驾照到手，驾驶学校的笑声依旧回荡在耳畔，那是一段关于梦想与现实的交织旅程。

With the driver's license in hand, the laughter from the driving school still echoes in my ears. It was a journey intertwined with dreams and reality.

1. 9很开心今天跟大家尬聊这么久今天就到这里啦碎觉啦发现明天有很多小伙伴考科目二祝你们一把过。

1. 9 is really happy to chat with everyone for so long today. That's all for today. Zzz... I found out that there are many friends taking subject two tomorrow. Wishing you all a smooth pass!

2. 24明天要考科目二啦，紧张紧张，今晚早点睡，明天加油加油加油。

2. Tomorrow is the exam for subject two, I'm so nervous. Let's go to bed early tonight, and let's do our best tomorrow,加油加油加油!

3. 25学车还是晒黑了我现在手臂腿脚都变成了斑马线。

3. Even though I took driving lessons, I still got sunburned. Now, my arms, legs, and feet are all like zebra stripes.

4. 汽车可以交付。

4. The car can be delivered.

5. 王思聪说过，我交朋友不管他有钱没钱，反正都没我有钱，他的这份自信和我很相像，我交朋友也不看别人穷不穷，反正都没我穷。

5. Wang Sicong once said, "I make friends regardless of whether they are rich or poor, because they are all poorer than me." His confidence is very similar to mine, as I also don't care about others' poverty when making friends, because they are all poorer than me.

6. 倒桩考试，考评员从屋里冲出来挥动拳头冲我吼道：不及格！！！撞倒七个，你tmd怎么学的！我承认我驾驶技术差，可你也不要太夸张好不好！一共六个竿，哪来的七个？那不教练也在那儿躺着呢！

6. In the桩考， the examiner came out of the room, waving his fists and shouting at me: Fail!!! You've knocked over seven, how the hell did you learn to drive! I admit my driving skills are bad, but you don't have to exaggerate too much, okay! There were only six poles, where did the seventh one come from? The coach was lying there too!

7. 你挺难找的。

7. It's quite hard to find you.

8. 11出长途时，考完后教练让我开车练手，下坡时一直说“加油加油”。我郁闷地嘟囔：“怎么下坡还加油啊教练你不怕死啊”教练说：“不怕，我随时准备跳车的。”

8. When I went on a long trip, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice. While going down the hill, he kept saying "Come on, come on." I complained gloomily, "How can you keep cheering when we're going down the hill? Don't you care about your own life, coach?" The coach replied, "I'm not afraid, I'm always ready to jump out of the car."

9. 23到底还开不开学了我学车的欲望这几天来无比强烈。

9. I've been extremely eager to learn to drive over the past few days, but I still don't know if school is going to reopen.

10. 前男友发信息让我去参加他的婚礼，我淡定的回了三个字：下次去。

10. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words: Next time.

11. 踩油门呢!挂档呢!你踩离合了么刹车呢，不看见快撞上去了吗!轻点刹车!超车啊，在等菜么!打转向灯啊!方向盘打死!你给我下去，胡闹一样!

11. Floor the gas! Shift gears! Did you press the clutch? Did you apply the brakes? Can't you see we're about to crash! Ease up on the brakes! Pass the car! Are you waiting for the meal? Turn on your turn signal! Turn the steering wheel all the way! Get out of here, you're acting like a rascal!

12. 你先走，我随后就走，我们一起做杀手。

12. You go first, I'll follow right after, and we'll work together as assassins.

13. 从此，中国又多了一个马路杀手。

13. From then on, China has gained another road killer.

14. 26去学车第一天一记漂亮的倒车入库就给人家驾校把车刮了。

14. On the first day of learning to drive, a nice reverse parking into the garage resulted in the car being scratched by the driving school.

15. 单位组织出国玩，行政小妹收集员工身份证信息，当看到我的时候，她笑着问我：你属老鼠的？出于对本生肖的维护，我回答说：是的，但请把老字去掉。她愣了一下，疑惑地说了声好的就走了，结果，结果，全公司都出去玩了，真把老子从名单上去掉了。

15. The unit organized a trip abroad, and the administrative girl collected the ID card information of the employees. When she saw me, she smiled and asked me, "Are you a rat?" In order to protect my zodiac sign, I replied, "Yes, but please remove the character 'old'." She hesitated for a moment, said "OK" in a puzzled tone, and then left. As a result, everyone in the company went on the trip, and they really removed "the old man" from the list.

16. 前男友要小心了。

16. Beware of the ex-boyfriend.

17. 10明天就要考科目二了，有点小紧张。但愿能一次过吧。可是首胜还没拿啊。

17. 10 I'm going to take the second subject exam tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous. I hope I can pass it on the first try. But I haven't achieved a victory yet.

18. 29明天就要考科目二了，有点小紧张。但愿能一次过吧。可是首胜还没拿啊。

18. 29 I'm going to take the second subject exam tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But I still haven't achieved my first victory.

19. 12学车还是晒黑了我现在手臂腿脚都变成了斑马线。

19. Even though I learned to drive, I still got sunburned. Now my arms, legs, and feet are all like zebra stripes.

20. 11教练：那么用力拽方向盘干嘛，是想带回家吗？

20. 11 Coach: Why are you yanking the steering wheel so hard? Do you want to take it home with you?

21. 这段时间谢谢你，我在驾校的日子，除了等车就是在等你，很快乐，谢谢你拒绝了我，让我安心下来，祝你幸福。

21. Thank you for this time, during my days at the driving school, I spent most of the time either waiting for the car or waiting for you, which was very happy. Thank you for rejecting me, as it has put my mind at ease. Wishing you happiness.

22. 驾校教练:你去给我买包中华，说完递给我10块钱，还说记得找钱回来啊。不一会我拿着一支中华牙膏和找的3块钱。

22. Driving school instructor: Go buy me a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes, and then handed me 10 yuan, saying 'Remember to bring the change back to me.' Not long after, I came back with a tube of Zhonghua toothpaste and the 3 yuan in change.

23. 我可以带你去宇宙。

23. I can take you to the universe.

24. 前男友过马路请小心。

24. Be careful crossing the road, as your ex-boyfriend is coming.

25. 7还有一次听到旁边的教练在训学员：“这样都学不会啊，你自己好好参悟一下！”还参禅呢我！

25.7 There was another time when I heard the coach next to me training a student: "You still can't learn this? Go and meditate on it for yourself!" What a joke! I'm supposed to meditate, too?

26. 夏天，某女正在路考。她紧张地一直低头看档位，考官制止。此女更紧张，抬头看前方，伸手想摸档位，不小心摸到考官大腿了！考官面不改色地说：我不吃你那套！

26. In the summer, a woman is taking a road test. She is so nervous that she keeps looking down at the gear shift, and the examiner stops her. The woman becomes even more nervous, looks forward, and reaches out to touch the gear shift, accidentally touching the examiner's thigh! The examiner remained expressionless and said, "I'm not buying that act of yours!"

27. 我当时学车的时候,用的很旧的皮卡,我们那一组有个是我们学校的厨师,力气大,有一次坡道停车的时候,教练说:你使劲拉手刹,你使劲拉,你使劲。。。。结果厨师一使劲,把手刹拉出来了。

27. When I was learning to drive, we used a very old pickup truck. There was someone in our group who was the chef at our school, and he was very strong. One time when we were parking on a slope, the instructor said: "Pull the handbrake with all your might, pull, pull, pull..." As the chef pulled with all his strength, he pulled the handbrake out.

28. 23科二补考了两次，最惨的都是死在了曲线行驶。

28. I took the second attempt of the 23rd subject twice, and the worst thing that happened to me was failing the curve driving.

29. 我动作粗鲁，练车时老是整出很大的动静。教练在旁边一直念：哎哟，用那么大力气，你是想把我方向盘拔掉要不要我弄台坦克给你开啊

29. I'm rough in my movements, always making a big noise when practicing driving. The instructor kept saying beside me, "Oh my, you're using so much force, do you want to pull my steering wheel off? Do I need to get you a tank to drive instead?"

30. 6教练：看见那个人了吗学员：看见了 教练：撞死他 学员：我不敢 教练：不敢你的还不刹车

30. 6 Coach: Did you see that person? Trainee: Yes, I did. Coach: Run him over. Trainee: I'm not brave enough. Coach: You're not brave enough, you still don't brake.

31. 3今儿个！终于考出了个科目二！对我这种傻子来说已经很不容易了。

31. 3 Today! Finally passed the second subject exam! For someone like me, a fool, it's already very hard.

32. 想了一下，为什么专家建议晚餐要吃七分饱，因为，另外的三分，要用来吃宵夜。

32. After some thought, I realized why experts suggest eating dinner to only 70% of fullness, because the remaining 30% is meant for snacks at night.

33. 从此我不再是一个只能坐在副驾驶的人。

33. From now on, I am no longer someone who can only sit in the passenger seat.

34. 芭蕉扇是太上老君的却在铁扇公主手里，牛魔王不会三昧真火而红孩儿天生就会，唉，这其中的内涵真是耐人寻味阿！

34. The bamboo fan belongs to the Great Master Laojun, yet it is in the hands of the Iron Fan Princess. The Demon King Niubang cannot master the genuine threefold fire, while the Red-Cap Child is naturally skilled in it. Alas, the profound implications within this are truly thought-provoking!

35. 我劝你们都少玩手机跟电脑，我最近感觉视力下降得越来越厉害了，打开钱包都看不到钱了。

35. I advise all of you to spend less time on mobile phones and computers. I've noticed that my eyesight has been declining sharply lately, to the point where I can't even see the money in my wallet.

36. 还有一次听到旁边的教练在训学员：这样都学不会啊，你自己好好参悟一下!还参禅呢我!

36. Another time, I heard the coach next to me training his student: "You still can't learn this? Take some time to ponder it yourself! What's with all this Zen stuff I'm doing!"

37. 有人问我皮肤为什么黑，我笑笑，一白遮百丑，你白是为了遮丑，我又不丑。

37. Someone asked me why my skin is dark, and I just smiled. "A white face can cover a hundred uglinesses," they said you are white to cover your ugliness, but I am not ugly.

38. 24大一报的名，大四毕业拿的证，这里每一个字都是含泪打的。

38. Enrolled in the first year and graduated in the fourth year, every single word here is typed with tears.

39. 24看来终究还是要好好学车呀，没有人依靠了，只能靠自己。

39. 24 It seems that I really need to learn to drive properly. With no one to rely on, I can only depend on myself.

40. 6无语学车真是我从小到大经历过最多否定的事。

40.6 Learning to drive has been the most frequently negative experience I've had from childhood to adulthood.

41. 14学车好难啊，快被骂死了，我太可怜了，又怂又弱。

41. 14. It's so hard to learn to drive, I'm almost being cursed to death. I'm so可怜 (pitiful), so cowardly and weak.

42. 10"看到前面那个人了么？撞死他" "不太好吧" "不太好你还不他妈踩刹车？！"

42. "Did you see that guy up front? Run him over!" "That doesn't seem right." "It doesn't seem right, and you're not even hitting the brakes?!)"

43. 最近要买车，我爸带着我去了市里所有的豪车4S店，我很是感动，嗯，还是家人好。出了店，我爸扭头就跟我讲：瞧见没，以后这些车都不许撞！

43. Recently, I was about to buy a car, and my dad took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city. I was really moved, you know, family is the best. As we left the store, my dad turned around and said to me: See? From now on, don't let any of these cars get into accidents!

44. 13明天要考科目二啦，紧张紧张，今晚早点睡，明天加油加油加油。

44. 13 I'm going to take Subject Two tomorrow, I'm so nervous. Let's go to bed early tonight and give it our best tomorrow,加油加油加油!

45. 副驾驶有个紧急约会。

45. The co-pilot has an emergency appointment.

46. 黑仔路关口。

46. Blacky Road Pass.

47. 19从没想过自己学车进度这么慢是因为考试约不上天天在家好无聊啊！

47. 19 Never thought that my progress in learning to drive was so slow because I couldn't schedule the exam. I'm so bored staying at home every day!

48. 朋友说他家养的仙人掌成精了，一浇水就会动，我到他家去看了一下靠！好可怜的刺猬。

48. My friend said the cactus he raised at home had become possessed; it would move when watered. I went to see it at his house, and boy! What a可怜 little hedgehog it was.

49. 24“你以后开车出门得戴安全帽。”“为什么？”“我怕人家下车打你。”

49. 24 "You should wear a helmet when you drive your car from now on." "Why?" "I'm afraid people might get out and hit you."

50. 常言道：尘归尘，土归土 ，骂人不要提老母：碰瓷狗，广场舞，驾校教练二百五。

50. As the saying goes: "Dust to dust, earth to earth," don't curse someone by mentioning their mother: "Tripping dog," "Dance in the square," "Driving school instructor moron."

51. 今天在街上遇见了老同学，想不到他也那么穷，只往我的碗里放了一块钱。

51. Today, I ran into an old classmate on the street, and I couldn't believe how poor he was either; he only put one yuan in my bowl.

52. 23关于起步的还有一个"一哥们由于紧张说成了:仪表一切正常"请求起床。考官一听就乐了:还没睡醒呢吧准许起床！

52. Regarding the start, there was also a guy who, due to nervousness, said, "All instruments are normal," and requested to get up. The examiner laughed upon hearing this: "You haven't woken up yet, have you? Permission to get up!"

53. 我能带你回家吗？10元起步，每公里3元。

53. Can I take you home? The starting fare is 10 yuan, and it's 3 yuan per kilometer.

54. 去看《速度与激情8》，看到一半响起广播：请车牌为京A88888的宾利车主来挪一下车。听完这条广播，我在众人惊叹的目光中，一脸不耐烦地走出了影厅，然后走向了冼手间。

54. I was watching "Fast & Furious 8" when halfway through, an announcement was made: "The owner of a Bentley with license plate number京A88888, please move your car." After hearing this announcement, I walked out of the cinema with a look of impatience in the midst of everyone's startled expressions, and then headed towards the bathroom.