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1. 我和我最好的朋友去了一家快餐店。我最好的朋友要了一个鸡腿。结果，它小得可怜。

1. I went to a fast-food restaurant with my best friend. My best friend ordered a chicken leg. To our surprise, it was incredibly small.

2. 爸爸:老人丑没关系，年轻人丑就不好了。

2. Dad: It's okay if the elderly are ugly, but it's not good if the young people are ugly.

3. 我忍不住偷偷指着老公的前女友问儿子:你认为谁更漂亮，阿姨还是你妈妈？

3. I couldn't help but sneakily pointing at my husband's ex-girlfriend and asking my son, "Who do you think is more beautiful, Auntie or Mom?"

4. 在姐姐家看电视，侄子突然指着电视上的范冰冰说，叔叔，你买的娃娃怎么上电视了？妈妈，来看我叔叔在电视上买的洋娃娃！

4. Watching TV at my sister's house, my nephew suddenly pointed to Fan Bingbing on the TV and said, "Uncle, how did the doll you bought appear on TV? Mom, come and see, my uncle bought this doll on TV!"

5. 对面阿姨:你欠我100。。。

5. The lady across from me: You owe me 100...

6. 天啊，这鱼不便宜！！！

6. Oh my God, this fish isn't cheap at all!!!

7. 刚吃完两把，还有两个阿姨要回家做饭。一个阿姨说:你妈欠我160！

7. After finishing two handfuls, there are still two aunts who need to go home to cook. One of the aunts said: "Your mother owes me 160!"

8. 搞笑笑话5

8. Joke 5: A humorous joke

9. 另一个阿姨:欠我60！

9. Another aunt: I'm owed 60!

10. 我。。。

10. I...

11. 女朋友:亲爱的，现在是中秋节，你不能送我任何东西。

11. Girlfriend: Darling, it's the Mid-Autumn Festival, and you can't give me anything.

12. 有趣的笑话8

12. Interesting Joke 8

13. 儿子看了她一眼，平静地说:“你知道吗？我不决定你们俩谁漂亮，但我敢肯定，我爸要是娶了她，绝对不会有我这么帅气聪明的儿子！

13. The son glanced at her and calmly said, "You know? I don't decide who is more beautiful between the two of you, but I can guarantee that if my dad married her, he would never have a son as handsome and smart as me!"

14. 我问父亲:是因为妈妈老了不化妆吗？

14. I asked my father: Is it because Mom is old and doesn't wear makeup?

15. 我最好的朋友脾气一直不好，立马吼道:老板，你的母鸡让麻雀睡觉了吗？如果不是，怎么会长这么麻的腿？

15. My best friend has always had a bad temper and shouted immediately: Boss, did your hen let the sparrow sleep? If not, how could it have such spindly legs?

16. 搞笑笑话4

16. Joke 4 (Comical Joke)

17. 搞笑笑话3

17. Joke 3: A funny story

18. 有趣的笑话10

18. Funny Joke 10

19. 最后老板总结:这次外卖的钱从小X工资里扣，散会！

19. The boss summed up: The money for the takeout will be deducted from Xiao X's salary, the meeting is adjourned!

20. 妈妈是个吃货，但是她决定减肥，每天节食。

20. Mom is a foodie, but she has decided to lose weight and diet every day.

21. 最后，爸爸平静地说:我不知道你在做什么，但我不会还的。

21. Finally, Dad said calmly, "I don't know what you're doing, but I won't pay it back."

22. 我:礼物？好吧，我给你一点我肚子上的这些脂肪，我可以给你更多！

22. Me: Gift? Alright, I can give you some of the fat from my belly, I can give you more!

23. 哇哦。。。我给你满分！

Wow... I give you full marks!

24. 搞笑笑话7

24. Joke 7 - A humorous joke

25. 有趣的笑话6

25. Joke 6 - An interesting joke

26. 全家人出去吃饭，撞见了老公的前女友一家。

26. The whole family went out to dinner and ran into the husband's ex-girlfriend and her family.

27. 后来听妈妈说，小时候爸爸把我扔到床上玩。结果我扔高了。我直接飞到他身后，撞到衣柜上，满脸是血。

27. Later, Mom told me that when I was little, Dad left me to play on the bed. As a result, I threw myself up too high. I flew directly behind him and hit the wardrobe, ending up with a face full of blood.

28. 后来老板无奈，给大家点了一份外卖。等他吃完了，又回到了正题！

28. Later, the boss reluctantly ordered some takeout for everyone. After he finished eating, he returned to the main topic!

29. 搞笑笑话1我下班刚进门，我妈高兴的说，女儿，来，给我两把，换换运气。我去菜市场给你买鱼。妈妈知道你最喜欢吃鱼，所以她匆忙离开了。。。

29. Joke 1: As soon as I came home from work, my mom joyfully said, "Daughter, come here, give me two [dice], let's change our luck. I'll go to the market to buy you some fish." Mom knows that you like fish the most, so she hurriedly left...

30. 今天，我爸爸做了一桌美味的食物。我和爸爸津津有味地吃着，妈妈耐心地看着。

30. Today, my dad made a table full of delicious food. My dad and I ate it with relish, while Mom watched patiently.

31. 最好的朋友% $ &；*%$^&；

31. Best friend % $ &; * % $ ^ & & #

32. 我爷爷心疼得用拐杖打我爸的头。。。

32. My grandfather, feeling sorry for my dad, hit his head with a cane...

33. 妈妈让爸爸给她买化妆品，爸爸拒绝了。我让爸爸付我化妆品的钱，爸爸二话没说马上付了。

33. Mom asked Dad to buy her some cosmetics, but Dad refused. I asked Dad to pay for the cosmetics I bought, and he paid without saying a word immediately.

34. 搞笑笑话2

34. Joke 2 (Comedy Joke)

35. 搞笑笑话9

35. Joke 9 - A humorous joke

36. 公司组织头脑风暴大讨论的时候，大家都在乱说话，我就随口说我有点饿了，然后大家就迷迷糊糊的聊到吃什么，停不下来。。。

36. When the company organized a brainstorming discussion, everyone was talking in a disorganized manner. I casually mentioned that I was a bit hungry, and then everyone started chatting about what to eat in a daze, and couldn't stop.

37. 我爸额头有疤，我额头也有疤。我一直以为是遗传的。

37. My dad has a scar on his forehead, and I have one on mine as well. I've always thought it was hereditary.

38. 嫂子今天做了素菜。小侄子看到了，撅着嘴抱怨道:我好久没吃肉了。上次吃肉是昨天！

38. Today, my sister-in-law made some vegetarian dishes. Seeing this, my little nephew pouted and complained: "I haven't eaten meat for a long time. The last time I had meat was yesterday!"

39. 妈妈略带伤感地说:唉！厂家没了，还一锤子！

39. Mom said with a hint of sadness: "Alas! The manufacturer is gone, and it's a one-shot deal!"