带着金黄色的句点，经典短句如繁星点缀，让我们一同踏上文字的旅程。

With golden periods, classic short sentences like stars adorn the sky, let us embark on a journey through the text together.

1. 兄弟别舔了，有地方尿尿。小弟满脸通红，虚弱的说道。我哥抬起头邪恶的看了我哥一眼，继续舔马桶。

1. "Brother, stop licking, there's a place to pee." The younger brother said, his face flushed red and weakly. My brother looked up and gave me a sinister glance, then continued to lick the toilet bowl.

2. 一名女子身受重伤，倒在路边。一名男子发现她遭到了抢劫，没有反抗，却不忍女子死亡，报警后离开。碰巧附近有摄像头，警察很快抓住了他并起诉了他，但判决结果是该男子无罪释放。

2. A woman was seriously injured and lying on the roadside. A man discovered that she had been robbed, did not resist, but could not bear to see her die. After reporting the incident and leaving, he happened to be near a camera. The police quickly caught him and prosecuted him, but the judgment was that the man was acquitted.

3. 那柚子皮上像涂过一层桐油，黄黄的、光光的，香味幽雅而清淡，使此脊人闻着直流口水。

3. The rind of the pomelo looks as if it has been coated with tung oil, yellow and glossy, with a delicate and light fragrance that makes people salivate at the thought.

4. 小明:我想要一个女人。上帝:取下你的一根肋骨，让它成为你的女人。小明:这里有五个。我要五个！于是，上天给了小明一只右手！

4. Xiao Ming: I want a woman. God: Take one of your ribs and let it become your woman. Xiao Ming: There are five here. I want five! So, heaven gave Xiao Ming a right hand!

5. 今天和一个一两货的朋友动了女神。傻逼朋友把一个盒子掉地上，有东西掉出来。看到是按摩棒，女神脸红了。傻逼朋友打开开关，按摩棒蠕动了一会说，还好没坏。女神自己乱七八糟的。

5. Today, with a friend who is a bit of a screw-up, I teased a goddess. The idiot friend dropped a box on the ground, and something fell out. It turned out to be a vibrator, and the goddess blushed. The idiot friend turned it on, and after the vibrator wriggled for a while, he said, "Thank goodness it's not broken." The goddess was all flustered.

6. 15在秋天，在秋日思语的美妙的旋律里，生命的琴弦在拨动着每一个生命的落叶，有时如狂风暴雨的倾斜大地，落下金黄的一片美丽的绸缎，铺满来去的生命的旅途，有时如飘渺若纱的梦幻女郎，轻轻地低落，不愿去惊醒沉睡的大地，悄悄地走来，舞步轻盈地飘散在风的方向。沉淀，消融着那份寂寞，那份徘徊的影踪。

6. In autumn, amidst the enchanting melody of autumn whispers, the strings of life are plucked by every falling leaf of life. Sometimes, like a fierce storm, they pour down upon the earth, spreading a golden tapestry of beauty, covering the journey of life back and forth. Sometimes, like a dreamy woman veiled in gossamer, they gently descend, reluctant to awaken the slumbering earth, quietly approaching, their light steps dancing and dispersing in the direction of the wind. They settle, dissolving that loneliness, that lingering shadow.

7. 10天空中，换装的叶子在翩翩起舞。山涧里，叮咚的清泉在随舞轻歌。他们是在默默地为秋花祝福吗？还是与秋花一起在享受这静美的温情时刻？

7. In the 10 days of sky, the leaves changing their attire are dancing gracefully. In the ravine, the clear spring water is tinkling along with the dance, singing softly. Are they silently blessing the autumn flowers, or are they enjoying this serene, warm moment together with the autumn flowers?

8. 桃花已经开了不少了，略显枯黄的桃枝上已吐露出嫩绿的新叶，像一条条碧绿的短裙。桃花穿着短裙，在露珠前照“镜子”。有的才展开两三片花瓣儿，像一位害羞的小泵娘；有的花瓣儿全都展开了，露出嫩黄的花蕊；有的还是花骨朵，看起来像熊熊燃烧的烈火。

8. The peach blossoms have bloomed extensively, with the slightly withered peach branches now sprouting tender green leaves, resembling strips of emerald green mini-skirts. The peach blossoms, wearing these mini-skirts, are reflecting in the dewdrops as if in a "mirror." Some have just unfurled two or three petals, looking like a shy young maiden; others have fully opened petals, revealing the tender yellow stamens; and some are still in bud, appearing like raging flames.

9. 一个男人惹了女朋友生气，求她原谅，说:我再也不会惹你生气了。他女朋友试探他说，我三个字漂亮，普通的用不了。终于，一个男人憋了好久，挤出三个字:我硬！！！

9. A man made his girlfriend angry and asked for her forgiveness, saying, "I will never make you angry again." His girlfriend teased him by saying, "The three words 'I will never' sound beautiful; ordinary words can't do." Finally, after holding back for a long time, the man managed to force out three words: "I hard!!!"

10. 1金**的叶子，像一只只美丽的蝴蝶在空中飞来飞去。

10.1 The leaves of the golden coin flutter around like beautiful butterflies in the air.

11. 一个男人跟我说了很久的晚安，最后还是走了。

11. A man said goodnight to me for a long time, and in the end, he still left.

12. 4秋天，叶子一片片落下，带着一丝丝的遗憾，投向大地母亲的怀抱，她们跳跃着，旋转着，轻舞飞扬着，翩然落下。

12. In autumn, the leaves fall one by one, carrying a trace of regret, and embrace the bosom of Mother Earth. They leap, twirl, dance gracefully in the air, and gently fall down.

13. 14秋天的树叶就是这样五彩缤纷，黄的如金，绿的如玉，红的如火等等，把秋姑娘打扮得格外妖娆。一阵凉风拂过，金黄的树叶，摇拽着一把把小扇子，从空中飘飘而下，似乎在诉说着一个美丽的童话。

13.14 The autumn leaves are so colorful, yellow like gold, green like jade, red like fire, etc., decorating the autumn girl in an exceptionally enchanting manner. With a cool breeze passing by, the golden leaves, swinging like tiny fans, gently flutter down from the sky, as if telling a beautiful fairy tale.

14. 13秋风瑟瑟地刮着，伴着心中的一丁点儿惆怅，树叶依旧翩翩起舞，看不出一点儿忧伤。在人们眼里，秋天往往是悲凉的，然而，在我的眼中，秋天却有异样的美。

14. The 13th wind of autumn howled, accompanied by a little melancholy in my heart, yet the leaves continued to dance gracefully, showing no trace of sadness. In the eyes of people, autumn is often melancholic, but in my eyes, autumn has a unique beauty.

15. 满塘的荷花荷叶，远远望去就像碧波上荡着点点五颜六色的帆，煞是好看。

15. The lotus flowers and leaves in the pond look like colorful sails fluttering on the waves from a distance, a sight that is quite beautiful.

16. 清风吹过，一阵阵花雨飘落下来，山野像铺上了一床彩色的大锦被。

16. The breeze swept through, and a shower of petals fell, covering the mountains and meadows like a bedspread of colorful brocade.

17. 9秋天，杨树叶子黄了，挂在树上，好像一朵朵**的小花；飘落在空中，像一只只**的蝴蝶；落在树旁的小河里，仿佛是金色的小船。

17. In September, the leaves of the poplar trees turned yellow, hanging on the branches like tiny flowers; as they floated in the air, they seemed like fluttering butterflies; when they landed in the small river beside the tree, they looked like golden little boats.

18. 望兄伏着色彩艳丽的一大片樱花，我真怀疑是九天仙女把撕碎的彩缎撒向人间。

18. Brother, you are hiding under a brightly colored sea of cherry blossoms, and I truly suspect it's the nine-day fairies who have scattered the torn colorful silks to the world below.

19. 我的床塌了。我能去你家睡觉吗？

19. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house?

20. 去泰国旅游的时候，在街上遇到一个美女。看看这白皙的皮肤，这黑丝细腿，这翘臀，这修长的玉手，这大眼睛，这樱桃小嘴，这……呃……喉结？喉结？

20. While traveling in Thailand, I met a beautiful woman on the street. Look at this fair skin, these slender black stockings, this pert bottom, these long jade-like hands, these large eyes, this cherry-red lips, this... um... Adam's apple? Adam's apple?

21. 晚上和老公去健身，回家。我半热半汗。我甚至喝了两瓶水。期间我给他倒了三次水，我都不肯喝。喝完就想吐。你问我吃饱了吗？得到肯定的回答，兴奋地去冰箱拿冰镇西瓜吃。

21. I went to the gym with my husband in the evening and came back home. I was half warm and half sweating. I even drank two bottles of water. During the time, I refilled his water three times, but I refused to drink it. After drinking, I felt like vomiting. When you asked me if I was full, I received an affirmative answer and got excited to go to the fridge to eat some chilled watermelon.

22. 2深秋时节，枝头黄叶被一夜秋风吹尽，遍地都是，好像铺了一条**的地毯。

22. In the late autumn, the withered yellow leaves on the branches were swept clean by a single autumn night's wind, covering the ground everywhere, as if铺了一条a carpet.

23. 5身披绿色长发的垂柳，今日已变得枯黄干燥，伴着凉爽的秋风，一片片落叶纷纷飘下，仿佛一个个小女孩为游客翩翩起舞。

23. The willow with long green hair is now dried and yellow, accompanied by the cool autumn breeze, with its leaves fluttering down one by one, as if little girls are dancing gracefully for the tourists.

24. “一个，两个，三个，四个，五个，六个，七个，七个，七个，七个…”

24. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, seven, seven…"

25. 老公，我好像怀孕了。不会吧。你怎么会怀孕？但是我已经三个月没来月经了。会不会是我们的保险措施不好？亲爱的，这是不可能的。你要知道，作为一个男人，怎么会有月经呢？

25. Darling, I think I might be pregnant. Is that possible? How could you get pregnant? But I haven't had my period for three months. Could it be that our contraceptive measures were not effective? Dear, that's not possible. You have to understand, as a man, how could you have a period?

26. 7秋天的落叶落英缤纷，层林尽染，就连诗人龚自珍也说：“落红不是无情物，化作春泥更护花。”我爱秋天，我更爱秋天的落叶！

26. In autumn, the falling leaves are scattered beautifully, and the layers of trees are dyed, even the poet Gong Zizhen said: "The fallen red leaves are not emotionless things, they turn into spring soil to protect the flowers." I love autumn, but I love the fallen leaves of autumn even more!

27. 6落叶离开了母亲，独自去旅行了，体验那五彩缤纷的人生。她要用自己最后的力量，去演绎生命中最华彩的乐章，最精彩的歌。

27.6 The leaves left their mother and embarked on a journey alone, experiencing the colorful life. She intends to use her last strength to perform the most brilliant symphony and the most captivating song in life.

28. 刚看到邻居小姑子打孩子。我问:孩子做了什么？嫂子:这个熊海子一定要吃冰糖葫芦！我:至于吗？孩子想吃糖葫芦，你就打他？大嫂:他坚持吃肉！

28. Just saw the younger sister-in-law spanking the child. I asked: What did the child do? The sister-in-law replied: This little bear must eat candied hawthorn fruits! I said: Is that it? If the child wants to eat candied hawthorn fruits, you would hit him? The elder sister-in-law said: He insists on eating meat!

29. 他叫她一起去公园，她欣然同意。他又对她说，我女朋友明天也会来。她觉得自己的心好像被针扎了一下，但她忍住疼痛，答应了。第二天，她先去了公园门口，看到他一个人来，心里全是鹿。她忍住激动，问:你女朋友呢？男孩对女孩轻轻一笑，然后伸出右手:在这里。

29. He asked her to go to the park together, and she agreed happily. He then told her that his girlfriend would also be coming the next day. She felt her heart like it was being pricked by a needle, but she endured the pain and agreed. The next day, she arrived first at the park entrance, saw him coming alone, and her heart was full of deer. She held back her excitement and asked, "Where is your girlfriend?" The boy smiled gently at the girl and then extended his right hand: She's right here.

30. 嫦娥:来，玉兔，你看，中秋节快到了。你还没有为节日买任何东西。我给你换些月饼，好吗？玉兔:别废话，直接说，选个尺码。

30. Chang'e: Come on, Jade Rabbit, look, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. You haven't bought anything for the festival yet. How about I get you some mooncakes? Jade Rabbit: Don't waste words, just say it, choose a size.

31. 11当清晨第一缕凉爽的风从窗外飘进来，吹在脸上，很凉爽。当第一片树叶从枝头随风飘落，落在满是落叶的地上。仿佛闻到了秋天的味道，听到了秋天的声音。

31.11 As the first cool breeze of the morning drifts in through the window, it blows against the face, feeling refreshing. When the first leaf falls from the branch, carried by the wind, it lands on the ground covered in fallen leaves. It seems as if one can smell the scent of autumn and hear the sounds of the season.

32. “一个，两个，三个，四个，五个，六个，七个，七个，七个，七个…八个，九个，十个。”

32. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, seven, seven... eight, nine, ten."

33. 对全世界说晚安的人，心里一定装满了你深爱的人，却不敢写。

33. The person who says goodnight to the whole world must have filled their heart with the beloved ones they dare not write.

34. 回顾过去的几年，我尝遍了社会的酸甜苦辣。从最开始的一无所有到30万，从30万到200万，从200万到1000多万，最后从1000万到现在的1300万！不是炫耀，只是想通过自己的经历告诉朋友们:手机像素越高，拍出来的照片越清晰！

34. Looking back over the past few years, I've experienced the bitter-sweetness and bitterness of life in society. From starting with nothing to having 300,000 yuan, from 300,000 yuan to 2 million, from 2 million to over 10 million, and finally from 10 million to the current 13 million! It's not about showing off, but just want to share with my friends through my own experiences: the higher the megapixel of a phone, the clearer the photos it takes!

35. 里盛开的桃花一朵朵，一簇簇地挂满了枝头，非常漂亮。这片桃花有两种颜色：粉红、粉白。的桃花鲜艳美丽，花瓣当中生长出几根细细的，橙**的花蕊，花蕊点缀在中间，格外吸引人的目光。

35. Blossoming peach blossoms in the yard, one by one and in clusters, adorn the branches, looking very beautiful. This peach blossom field has two colors: pink and pale pink. The peach blossoms are bright and beautiful, with several thin, orange stamens growing in the middle of the petals, which add a charming touch and draw attention.

36. 石竹花从纷乱的杂草中探出头，它们粉红色的笑脸真好看！

36. The pink carnations poke their heads out of the tangled weeds, and their smiling faces are truly beautiful!

37. 那桃花颜色不一，形羡扒携态各异，有粉红的、深红的、淡紫的……有的才展开两三片花瓣，有的花瓣全展开了，一丝丝红色的花芯顶着嫩黄地花粉调皮的探出头来，好奇地向四周张望；有的含包欲放，像害羞的女孩，格外惹人喜爱；有的还是花骨朵，好像饱胀得马上要破裂似的……

37. The peach blossoms vary in color and shape, with some being pink, deep red, light purple, and so on... Some have just unfurled two or three petals, while others have fully opened petals, with thin red stamens peeking out playfully from tender yellow pollen, curiously looking around; some are about to bloom, resembling shy girls, particularly endearing; while others are still in bud, looking as if they are about to burst open at any moment...

38. 昨天，一位女同事问我XOO是什么意思。我跟她开玩笑，告诉她XOO的意思是打牌。第二天，我看到她在朋友圈发消息:昨天和三个朋友xxoo到四点，现在还腰疼！这个谈话瞬间被推到了头版！

38. Yesterday, a female colleague of mine asked me what XOO means. I made a joke with her and told her that XOO means playing cards. The next day, I saw her post a message on her朋友圈: "Yesterday, I had an 'xxoo' session with three friends until four in the morning, and now I still have a sore back!" This conversation instantly made headlines!