“再不开张就喝西北风了，说曹操，曹操就到。”

"If we don't open soon, we'll be drinking the northwestern wind." "As soon as you mention Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives."

1. 晨光踱进窗纱，希望洒满你的脸颊，朝霞打开你的心扉，自信慢慢升华，道声早安把气打，精神饱满乐开花。朋友早安。

1. The morning light strolls through the window curtains, casting hope upon your cheeks, the dawn opens the door to your heart, confidence slowly elevates, say "good morning" to boost your spirits, and your spirit blooms with joy. Good morning, my friend.

2. 13小偷来我家偷钱，找了半天没找到，最后我俩一起找。

2. The thief came to my house to steal money, searched for a long time but couldn't find it, and in the end, we both searched together.

3. 成长，就是第二天照常上班，哪怕伤心欲绝。

3. Growth means going to work as usual the next day, even if one is heartbroken.

4. 一声问候,一条短信,一个拥抱,一个眼神,一条围巾,用你的小手温暖下彼此; 请记得,天冷了,多加衣别感冒了!如果你不幸不小心打了个喷嚏,请记得,那一定是我在想你哦!早安~

4. A greeting, a text message, a hug, a glance, a scarf – warm each other with your tiny hands. Please remember, it's cold out, add more clothes and don't catch a cold! If you happen to sneeze accidentally, please remember, that's because I'm thinking of you! Good morning!

5. 灰太狼抓住了懒羊羊，竟然没有把它吃掉反而把它放掉了，知道为什么吗告诉你，懒羊羊也在想也正在纳闷呢

5. The Big Bad Wolf caught Lazy Sheep, but instead of eating him, he released him. Do you know why? I'll tell you. Lazy Sheep is also thinking about it and is quite puzzled.

6. 24被在乎是一种感知它不需要你巴巴儿的列举出你到底为我付出多少它只会在不经意时渗透进生活的字里行间这种真情实感你假装不来也谁都骗不了。

6. Being cared about is a feeling that doesn't require you to meticulously list how much you have sacrificed for me. It subtly渗透 into the fabric of life, this genuine sentiment cannot be feigned and cannot be deceived by anyone.

7. 11哭了哭了，又要吃土了，双十一痛并快乐着。

7. 11 cried and cried, and it's time to eat dirt again. The Double Eleven (11.11) is a mix of pain and joy.

8. 2022微信朋友圈用早安心语，鼓励他人用早安心语！早安问候语，祝福您的生活美满！《早安问候语说说：愿我的问候如清冷的早晨般滋养你》，愿您收藏！

8. Use morning encouragement in WeChat Moments in 2022 to encourage others to do the same! Good morning greetings, wishing your life to be full of joy! "Morning Greetings Sayings: May my greetings nourish you like a cool morning," I hope you will keep this!

9. 天苍苍，野茫茫，看你晚上盖被单;立冬寒，气温降，按键速度跟不上;手按按，眼看看，键盘按得手发凉;看短信，别慌张，快把猪蹄暖一暖。

9. The sky is vast, the field is boundless, see if you cover yourself with a sheet at night; As the winter solstice approaches, the temperature drops, the speed of your keystrokes can't keep up; Press your hands, look with your eyes, the keyboard presses make your hands cold; Look at the text message, don't panic, quickly warm up your trotter.

10. 总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合领工资。

10. Always feel that one's personality is not suited for working, but rather for receiving a salary.

11. 等俺有钱了，天天上班迟到，不就是迟到一次扣10块钱么，爷给你100万，扣着玩儿吧。

11. When I have money, I'll be late for work every day. What's the big deal about being late once and getting fined 10 yuan? Sir, I'll give you 1 million yuan, let's play the fine game.

12. 立冬已经登场，气温直线下降。防寒莫要逞强，保暖内衣穿上。喝点养生滋补汤，烦恼别放心上。健康不下降，快乐不缺项。笑傲雨雪风霜，精彩为你绽放!

12. The Winter Solstice has arrived, and the temperatures have plummeted straight down. Don't overdo it with the cold; wear thermal underwear for warmth. Sip on some health-preserving soup, and don't let your worries burden your heart. Keep your health in check, and don't miss out on happiness. Triumph over rain, snow, and frost, and the wonderful moments will burst forth for you!

13. 转眼冬天到，传信来相告。冬眠别太早，不能睡懒觉。衣服添两套，暖壶手中抱。烤炉旁边烤一烤，太阳底下照一照，发条短信逗你笑，温暖过冬心情妙!

13. Before you know it, winter's here, and the news comes to inform me. Don't hibernate too soon, you can't just sleep in. Add two sets of clothes, and hold a thermos in your hand. Roast next to the oven, bask in the sun, send you a warm text to make you smile, the warmth of winter makes your mood wonderful!

14. 前世的五百次回眸，才换得今生的一次擦肩而过。我们上辈子不知道回过几万次头，今生才成为朋友!如果你珍惜这段情谊，快请我吃顿饭表示表示吧!

14. It took five hundred glances in a past life to earn just one passing encounter in this one. We must have turned our heads around tens of thousands of times in our previous life to become friends in this one! If you cherish this friendship, please treat me to a meal to show your appreciation!

15. 我说：要有上班以外的生活！于是，老婆告诉我这个可以有。于是，我有了加班！

15. I said: There should be life beyond work! Then, my wife told me that was possible. So, I ended up with overtime work!

16. 清晨的微风、飘过窗台抚过发鬓一角，清晨的鸟叫、进入耳朵清醒了笑，大地的环境自然美好，自然界的朋友把你召：好朋友，快起床，早安时间又来到。

16. The morning breeze, blowing over the windowsill and touching a corner of your hair, the morning chirping of birds, entering your ears and waking you up with a smile. The natural beauty of the earth's environment beckons you: Dear friend, wake up, good morning time has arrived again.

17. 我爱加班，加班使老板快乐，老板快乐，钱包快乐。

17. I love overtime, for overtime makes the boss happy, and a happy boss leads to a happy wallet.

18. 都说成功的男人背后，常常有一个默默无闻的支持他的女人，哪一个失败的男人背后，是不是也常常有一个明明有闻的瞎捣乱的女人呢？

18. It is often said that behind a successful man, there is often a默默 supporting woman who remains unrecognized. But isn't it also often the case that behind a failed man, there is a woman who is known for her interfering and disruptive behavior?

19. 33我也同样期待被需要想要你直观的表露出来。千万不要藏着掖着这样我会琢磨不透懊恼到爆。

19. 33 I also look forward to being needed and want you to express your intuition openly. Never hold back, or I'll be puzzled and frustrated to the extreme.

20. 让阳光带给你温暖;让风吹走你的烦恼;让雨洗掉你的悔气;让工作带给你财运;;让我的信息带给你好运!

20. Let the sunshine bring you warmth; let the wind blow away your worries; let the rain wash away your regrets; let work bring you wealth; and let my message bring you good luck!

21. 9人没有梦想没有钱，岂不是和无忧无虑没什么区别。

21. If nine people have neither dreams nor money, aren't they not much different from those who have no worries?

22. 快，等不及了，我要随着太阳的升起率领天兵天将各路神仙飞速来到你身边，把最美好的祝福第一个送给你：愿你睁眼见快乐，伸手抓如意;抬腿跨祥云，张嘴进幸福;然后，一天都顺利!朋友，早安!

22. Hurry up, I can't wait any longer. I will lead the heavenly army and various immortals to your side with the rising of the sun at high speed. I want to give you the first of the best blessings: May you see happiness when you open your eyes, grasp what you wish for when you stretch your hand; step on auspicious clouds when you lift your leg, and enter happiness when you open your mouth; and then, have a smooth day! Friend, good morning!

23. 14有钱和没钱的区别是，没钱的用驴拉磨，有钱的用鬼推磨

23. The difference between those who have money and those who don't is that the poor use donkeys to grind, while the rich use ghosts to push the grindstone.

24. 41都说：随遇而安，好，如果没钱，你安得了吗？那叫寸步难行！

24. 41 say: Take things as they come, that's good. But if you don't have any money, can you really be at ease? That's like being unable to take a step!

25. 27iphone6上市了嘛，太棒了，终于可以买3了！

25. Has the iPhone 6 been released yet? That's awesome, I can finally buy the 3rd one!

26. 聪明的人看得懂，精明的人看得准，高明的人看得远。

26. Smart people understand, shrewd people predict accurately, and wise people see far ahead.

27. 最接近500万是在一个下午，当时我和一辆装甲车并排卡住了。

27. The closest I came to 5 million was one afternoon when I was stuck side by side with an armored vehicle.

28. 8喜欢就说喜欢想念就说想念需要就拼命留住比起暗自较劲欲言又止勇于表达自己心境的人真是可爱多了。

28. If you like, say you like; if you miss, say you miss; if you need, fight tooth and nail to hold on. Compared to those who secretly compete and hesitate to speak, those who courageously express their own feelings are truly much more adorable.

29. 55拜金是因为自己缺钱，嫉妒是因为自己没有。

29. Greed for money is because one lacks it, and jealousy is because one does not have it.

30. 上班苦啊，上班累，上班简直活受罪，不如参加B社会，上街购物不排队，不用交纳购物费，还要收取保护费。

30. Working is so hard, working is so tiring, working is just like suffering, it's better to join B society, shopping on the streets without queuing, no need to pay for shopping fees, and even collect protection fees.

31. 我妈妈很有趣。她告诉我不要在外面炫耀我的财富。如果她真的知道我的经济状况，她只会劝我不要违法。

31. My mother is very interesting. She told me not to show off my wealth outside. If she really knew about my financial situation, she would only advise me not to break the law.

32. 成熟的人不问过去，聪明的人不问现在，豁达的人不问未来

32. Mature people do not inquire about the past, intelligent people do not inquire about the present, and open-minded people do not inquire about the future.

33. 23有架一定要吵这样以后回忆起来顶多觉得自己没有发挥好而已。如果选择隐忍下来他日再提及这件事或许还能迸发出更多琐事。

33. If you must quarrel, do it to the point where it's memorable, so that in the future, the most you can feel is that you didn't perform well. If you choose to endure it and bring it up another day, it might even bring up more trivial matters.

34. 冷冷的冬天，键盘上的手指也都有点不听使唤，可是，我寻爱的心，真的没有变。一直在这冬天，默默的在心里，许下我最真的愿望，我最美的祝福，我，最诚的心!

34. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a bit uncooperative, yet, my heart searching for love has truly not changed. Throughout this winter, silently in my heart, I have made my most sincere wish, my most beautiful blessings, and my most honest heart!

35. 剪下一瞬间的光阴，送上一世纪的祝福，写上一千里的问候，报以一万年的平安，愿你处处尽春风，无论你在眼前或天边，我将真心为你祝福，永远幸福快乐!

35. Capture a moment of time, offer blessings from a century, write greetings for a thousand miles, and return peace for ten thousand years. May you experience springtime wherever you are, whether near or far. I will sincerely bless you, wishing you eternal happiness and joy!

36. 天亮了是因为太阳起床了，小草绿了是因为春天到了，蝴蝶起舞了是因为鲜花绽放了，我给你发短信，是因为我要叫懒猪起床了，哈哈，起床啦，早安!

36. The day has dawned because the sun has risen, the grass has turned green because spring has arrived, the butterflies have started to dance because the flowers have bloomed, and I'm sending you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig, hahaha, wake up, good morning!

37. 一个萝卜一个坑，说明是婚姻情况实际上对爱情来说是不成立的，优秀的人，不管男女，都会是一个萝卜好几个坑，所以这个世界才会天天上演著悲欢离合的故事

37. One radish, one hole, indicates that the marital status is actually not applicable to love. Outstanding individuals, regardless of gender, would be like one radish fitting into several holes, which is why this world is constantly enacting stories of joy and sorrow, separation and reunion.

38. 16能把我逼疯的方式有很多种最简单的就是特别的对待我再无视我。

38. There are many ways in which 16 can drive me crazy, but the simplest one is to treat me specially and then ignore me.

39. 草率的结了婚已经是个错了，再也不要草率的去离婚。先试试看，真的不行在离也不迟

39. Getting married in haste is already a mistake; don't rush into a divorce either. Try first, and if it really doesn't work out, then there's still time to leave later.

40. 本人目前经济状况，寻找快递箱里有优惠返现的纸条。

40. At present, I am looking for discount cashback coupons in the express box.

41. 哥们儿，今天有档期吗外边空气可真新鲜呀，鸟叫的可真欢畅啊，收拾收拾，快出来撒撒欢儿吧!出来了吗我怎么看不见你呀没出来就没出来吧，反正我也没出来，发短信就是想跟你说一声：朋友，早安!

41. Hey, bro, do you have any schedule today? The outside air is really fresh, and the birds are chirping so joyfully. Get yourself ready, let's go out and have some fun! Did you come out? I can't see you, did you not come out? That's fine, because I didn't come out either. I just sent this message to let you know: Hey, friend, good morning!

42. 往单位走去的路上，能听见街角边那个音像店里传来的'老歌，女中音依然沉厚，只不过现在已经没多少人去听，更没有多少人去信了。

42. On the way to the unit, one could hear the sound of "old songs" coming from the music store at the corner, with the alto voice still deep and rich, but now, few people go to listen to them, and even fewer believe in them.

43. 58眼睁睁看着购物车及收藏的东西一件件下架。

43. 58 Watch helplessly as items in the shopping cart and the things saved for later are taken off the shelves one by one.

44. 2挑挑选选，今天一天的时间都用来买东西了，穷到要吃土了。

44. 2 Choose and choose, spent the whole day shopping, poor to the point of eating dirt.

45. 阳光照获得的当地就有我给你的祝愿，雨水淋获得的当地就有我给你的问候，消息能抵达的当地就有我心爱的伴侣，早上好!祝你天天高兴，高兴永远!

46. 天亮了吧，闹铃响了吧，极不情愿地起床了吧，我的问候及时赶到了吧，高兴了吧，那就笑笑吧。早安，祝你好情绪!

45. Wherever the sun shines, there are my blessings for you; where the rain falls, there are my greetings for you; where the message can reach, there is my beloved companion. Good morning! Wishing you happiness every day, and happiness forever! 46. The day has dawned, the alarm has gone off, and you've reluctantly woken up, haven't you? My greeting has arrived in time, haven't you felt happy? Then, why not smile? Good morning, wishing you a good mood!

47. 屎我只敢拉一半，不敢拉完！害怕饥饿。

47. I dare only push it out halfway, not daring to finish it! Afraid of hunger.

48. 雨洒东西南北中，雾汹涌，霜如风，思念悄入梦;光照金木水火土，逢立冬，寒意浓，问候遥相送。勤加锻炼健康来，勤添衣裳多保重，勤为联系

48. Rain falls in the east, west, south, north, and center, fog surges, frost like wind, longing sneaks into dreams; light illuminates the elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, as the winter solstice approaches, the cold feeling is intense, greetings are sent from afar. Exercise diligently for health, add clothes often to keep warm, and communicate frequently.

49. 有你的快乐醉心田，无忧无虑似神仙，有你的幸福美香艳，烦心愁闷靠一边，有你的健康随心愿，身体无恙行险滩，有你的世界最浪漫，严寒酷暑也无妨，有你的情意爱无限，骄阳似火五月天，有你的周末诉情缘，开心快乐每一天!

49. Joy deeply rooted in your presence, carefree like a deity, happiness with you is beautiful and charming, worries and sadness take a back seat, health with you follows your wishes, no harm to your body on treacherous paths, your world is the most romantic, not afraid of extreme cold or heat, love with you has no bounds, scorching sun like a fiery May, weekends with you to express our love, happiness and joy every day!

50. 在要求对方是不是处女的时候，想想自己是不是处男，如果是，你可以，如果不是，你凭什么？

50. When asking if the other person is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin yourself. If you are, you can; if you are not, what gives you the right?

51. 读万卷书不如行千里路，行千里路不如阅人无数，阅人无数不如名师指路。经师易得，人师难求。

51. Reading ten thousand books is not as good as traveling a thousand miles, traveling a thousand miles is not as good as meeting numerous people, and meeting numerous people is not as good as having a master guide you. It is easy to find a teacher of books, but it is difficult to find a teacher of people.

52. 征服畏惧建立自信的最快最确实的方法，就是去做你害怕的事，直到你获得成功的经验。

52. The fastest and most certain way to conquer fear and build self-confidence is to do the things you are afraid of until you gain successful experience.

53. 悄悄的，冬来了，它带来了一阵阵寒风，没事别在外面喝西北风，收收朋友温暖的祝福，愿你永远健康又幸福!悄悄的，冬来了，它带来了一片片雪花，辛苦赚的钱要省着点花，惦记朋友可把短信发，愿你每天无忧无愁乐哈哈!立冬到了，冬天来了，春天就不远了，等到春暖花开的日子咱们再相聚吧!早安~

54. 立冬来临，送你惊喜：围巾一条，让你温暖整个冬季;手套一双，让你保暖以防冻僵;美食一桌，让你营养丰富均衡;短信一条，让你幸福永永远远!早安~

53. Quietly, winter has arrived, bringing gusts of cold wind. Don't loiter outside in the northwestern breeze, collect the warm wishes from your friends instead. May you always be healthy and happy! Quietly, winter has arrived, bringing snowflakes. Spend the money you've worked hard for wisely, remember your friends, and send them a message. May you have a carefree and joyful day every day! The winter solstice has come, and winter is here, so spring is not far behind. Let's meet again when the spring warms and flowers bloom! Good morning! 54. As the winter solstice approaches, I bring you a surprise: a scarf to keep you warm throughout the winter; a pair of gloves to keep you from freezing; a feast of delicious food to ensure a nutritious and balanced diet; and a message to keep you happy forever! Good morning!

55. 52我真的是每年双十一的积极参与者，又清空了购物车要吃土一段日子里。

55. 52 I am truly an active participant every year on Singles' Day, and once again, I've emptied my shopping cart and will have to scrape by for a while as a result.

56. 40社会就是这样：有钱身后一群狗，没钱社会路难走。

56. 40 In society, it's like this: when you have money, a group of dogs will follow you, but when you don't have money, it's hard to navigate in society.

57. 40猛的一看你不怎么样，然后我仔细一看，发现还不如猛的一看。

57. At first glance, you don't seem very impressive, but after taking a closer look, I found that you're actually even less impressive.

58. 锄禾日当午，上班真辛苦，闲的没事干，不如斗地主。

58. The sun is high in the sky as I till the fields, working hard at my job. With nothing to do in my leisure time, why not play Mahjong?

59. 13如果连疏远的原因都弄不清楚那怕是真的要疏远了。

59. 13 If the reason for the estrangement is not even clear, then it may truly be that estrangement is imminent.

60. 时间过得真快，眨眼立冬到来，短信传递思念，温馨演绎关怀：外套围巾和手套，出门记得随身带;新鲜果蔬维生素，营养补充要及时，愿你立冬心情愉快!

60. Time flies by so quickly, and the Winter Solstice is here before we know it. Sending you a text message to convey my thoughts, a warm way to express my care: Remember to take your coat, scarf, and gloves with you when you go out; fresh fruits and vegetables for vitamins, make sure to supplement your nutrition in a timely manner. Wishing you a cheerful mood on the Winter Solstice!

61. 4和你断联后我脑补了很多和好的方式可瞻前顾后太久以至于我也不知道该怎么办先开口太难了我所预想的方式好像都行不通

61. After you and I cut off contact, I thought of many ways to reconcile, but I overthought it so much that I didn't even know what to do. It's too hard for me to be the first to speak, and the ways I imagined seem to be unworkable.

62. 22其实女孩儿真挺好哄的只要你语气平和没有半点不耐烦+敷衍 那最起码成功一半了。

62. 22 In fact, girls are quite easy to pacify. As long as you keep your tone calm and free of any impatience or indifference, you've already succeeded by at least half.

63. 一丝真情胜过千两黄金,一丝温暖能抵万里寒霜,一声问候送来温馨甜蜜,一条短信捎去我万般心意:天天快乐!开心过好每一天!早安~

63. A thread of true affection is worth more than a thousand ounces of gold, a thread of warmth can offset a thousand miles of frost, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a text message conveys my thousand thoughts: Have a happy day every day! Enjoy each day to the fullest! Good morning!

64. 31我已经习惯把期望值降到最低了可我也无时无刻不在等一个能让我推翻这个习惯的人。

64. 31 I have already got used to lowering my expectations to the minimum, yet I am always waiting for someone who can help me break this habit.

65. 26如果真不是穷的吃不起饭了，我一定不死皮赖脸呆在家里。

65. 26 If I'm not truly too poor to afford food, I will never be shameless and stay at home.

66. 太好了，下雨了。终于可以洗头了，又可以做全身SPA了。

66. What a great thing, it's raining. Finally, I can wash my hair and get a full-body spa treatment.

67. 用最真诚的问候，为你织条最温暖的围巾。五彩缤纷的好运为线，空灵飘逸的成功穿针，热情如火的思念构图，愿在立冬之时，带给你最温馨的感

67. With the most sincere greetings, I weave you the warmest scarf. Using the colorful threads of good fortune, threading the ethereal and graceful success, and plotting the passionate and fiery longing, may it bring you the warmest comfort as the season of the Winter Solstice approaches.

68. 35晚上睡得特别晚，这样白天睡一天就可以不用起来吃饭了。

68. I went to bed especially late on the 35th, so I could sleep all day and not have to get up to eat.