在悠悠岁月的长河中，有一位可爱女孩，她的个性签名仿佛古风诗篇，字里行间流转着诗意与柔情。她，就是……

In the long river of time, there is a lovely girl whose personality signature seems like an ancient poem, flowing with poetry and tenderness in every word. She is...

1. 活得像个小公主，你却像我一样像头猪。

1. You live like a little princess, yet you are as much like a pig as I am.

2. 亲爱的用户温馨提醒:你已经两个小时没联系你的女神了。小心她的麻烦。

2. Dear user, warm reminder: It's been two hours since you last contacted your goddess. Be cautious about her troubles.

3. 下次见到你，我会闭上眼睛把你关在里面，再也不睁开眼睛。

3. When I see you next time, I will close my eyes and lock you in, never to open them again.

4. 最好的两件事就是睡觉，和你睡一觉。

4. The two best things are sleeping, and having a good sleep.

5. 没有人永远是十七岁，但总会有十七岁。

5. No one is always seventeen, but there will always be a seventeen.

6. 如果你继续在我面前说话，我会踮起脚尖吻你。

6. If you keep talking in front of me, I will tiptoe and kiss you.

7. 我呆在家里，因为我太可爱了，不能在外面呆太久。

7. I stayed at home because I'm too adorable to stay out for too long.

8. 只要看到你，无论多糟糕，我都会笑。我是张奥，我爱金。

8. As long as I see you, I will smile no matter how bad it is. I am Zhang Ao, I love Jin.

9. 请系好安全带。年级排名要起飞了。

9. Please fasten your seat belt. The class rankings are about to take off.

10. 做坏事迟早会被发现，那就中午做吧。

10. Bad deeds will be found out sooner or later, so why not do them at noon?

11. 每次有人攻击我，我都觉得特别无语。面对这么可爱的我，他可以发脾气。

11. Every time someone attacks me, I feel particularly speechless. In the face of such a cute me, he can lose his temper.

12. 说什么会离开，其实我一直在你身边。

12. What I said was that I would leave, but in fact, I have always been by your side.

13. quot我的智商是最好的之一。"是的，你的智商只适合最好的一个”

13. "My IQ is among the best." "Yes, your IQ is just suitable for the best one."

14. 妈妈说我没救了。吴瑶是谁？快来救我！

14. My mother says I'm beyond saving. Who is Wu Yao? Come save me quickly!

15. 我猜，我猜，你一定会爱上我的，不是吗？

15. I guess, I guess, you will definitely fall in love with me, won't you?

16. 其实我以前挺高的，后来经常洗澡缩水了。就是这样。

16. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I've shrunk a lot because I bathe frequently. That's just the way it is.

17. 人如果没有梦想，和无忧无虑有什么区别？

17. If a person has no dreams, what's the difference between them and being carefree?

18. 我知道你喜欢我，但是我找不到证据。

18. I know you like me, but I can't find any evidence.

19. 有何不可，先吃饭。

19. What's the harm in having a meal first.

20. 银河热，不如辣。

20. Galaxy hot is not as spicy.

21. 做人就像饼干，又脆又干，又甜又咸。

21. Being a person is like a biscuit; it's both crisp and dry, sweet and salty.

22. 如果你今晚有拯救地球的事情，请留言。

22. If you have something to do to save the Earth tonight, please leave a message.

23. 像跑食堂一样跑向喜欢的人。

23. Run towards the person you like as if you're rushing to the dining hall.

24. 我会对自己的可爱负责:)

24. I will take responsibility for my cuteness :)

25. 只有傻瓜才会坠入爱河。我真想当个傻子。

25. Only a fool would fall in love. I wish I were a fool.

26. 我一想到你就脸红，看到你不用脸红。

26. I blush at the thought of you, but I don't blush when I see you.

27. 你心情好吗？你能借我几天时间吗？我的坏了。

27. How are you feeling? Can you lend me a few days? Mine is broken.

28. 大家好。我是一只羊。今天剪了头发，掉了毛线。

28. Hello everyone. I am a sheep. Today, I had my hair cut and lost some wool.

29. 当选择菠萝时，摇摇它以提醒海绵宝宝和小蜗赶快逃走。

29. When choosing a pineapple, shake it to remind SpongeBob and Squidward to hurry up and leave.

30. 血染江山的画，怎敌你眉间一点朱砂，覆了天下也罢，始终不过一场繁华

30. The painting of blood-stained rivers and mountains cannot compete with the red vermilion on your brow, even if it covers the world, it is still just a fleeting splendor.

31. 人世繁华，不过梦一场。而我便要成为这梦中的皇，受万人仰慕

31. The bustle of the world is but a dream. And I shall become the emperor in this dream, revered by millions.

32. 我是你世界的王、时光里，金戈铁马，踏碎誓言，攻下你心里的城

32. I am the king of your world, in the flow of time, clashing swords and horses, shattering vows, capturing the city in your heart.

33. 有一种伤叫悲伤，是睫毛再也承受不住泪球的重，轻轻碰到就会滴落。

33. There is a kind of hurt called sadness, which is so heavy that the eyelashes can no longer bear the weight of the tear globes. A gentle touch can cause them to fall.

34. 独立小桥人未识，一星如斗看多时。红楼隔雨相望冷，竹帛飘灯独自归。

34. The solitary bridge is unknown to all, gazing at a star like a battle ax for a long time. The red mansion, separated by rain, looks cold from afar, and the bamboo lanterns flutter while I return alone.

35. 君若扬路尘，妾若浊水泥，浮沈各异势，会合何时谐？

35. If you are the dust raised by the treading of the road, and I am the muddy water at the bottom, we float and sink in different fates. When will our paths meet and harmonize?

36. 此去经年，应是良辰好景虚设。便纵有，千种风情，更与何人说。

36. All those years gone by, the beautiful times and scenes should have been but a mirage. Even if there were, a thousand kinds of romantic sentiments, to whom would one speak them?

37. 画出秋魂，碧罗天淡残霞紫。雁沉钟死，万象都酣睡。渺渺予怀，一叶凌烟水。秋无际，玉壶天地，人在空明里。

37. Paint the essence of autumn, the sky pale with remnants of purple twilight. Geese sink, bells die, all things are asleep in slumber. My vast yearnings, a leaf soaring above misty waters. Autumn has no bounds, the jade pot of heaven and earth, where people reside in clarity.

38. 我才不会跟白痴计较，否则别人会分不清谁是白痴。

38. I wouldn't waste time arguing with an idiot, otherwise people wouldn't be able to tell who the idiot is.

39. 老师总是叫我们不要说谎，一到上面来检查时就教我们说谎。

39. The teacher always tells us not to lie, but as soon as inspections come, they teach us how to lie.

40. 买桶方便面是里面有六包调料包，两个叉子，还有、再来一桶

40. Buying a cup of instant noodles comes with six seasoning packets, two forks, and another one.

41. 我空有一身泡妞的本事 可惜我自己也是妞

41. I may have all the skills to charm women, but unfortunately, I am one myself.