在岁月的长河中，一句“说自己穷的寒酸”如同冬日里的一缕寒风，轻轻掠过心间。它不仅是生活的无奈，更是心灵深处对美好生活的向往。让我们跟随这句寒酸，开启一段寻找内心富足的旅程。

In the long river of time, a phrase like "saying one is poor" is like a gust of cold wind in winter, gently sweeping over the heart. It is not only the helplessness of life, but also the deep longing for a better life in the soul. Let us follow this "poverty," and embark on a journey to seek inner wealth.

1. 朋友像棉被，真正使你温暖的是你自己的体温。

1. Friends are like cotton quilts, and what truly warms you is your own body heat.

2. 蒙牛做了个艰难的决定，如果监测到用户胃里有伊利牛奶，将自动释放三聚氰胺。

2. Mengniu has made a difficult decision that if it detects伊利 milk in the user's stomach, it will automatically release melamine.

3. 有钱人没钱很难。

3. It's hard for the rich to be poor.

4. 我们有什么好怕的，我们来到这个世界上就没打算活着回去!

4. What are we afraid of? We never intended to come back to this world alive when we came here!

5. 人该死的蚊子，我又不是你爸，你老吃我的喝我的干什么

5. What a damned mosquito! I'm not your dad, why do you always eat and drink what's mine?

6. 什么叫快乐就是掩饰自己的悲伤对每个人微笑。

6. What is happiness? It is to mask one's own sadness and smile at everyone.

7. 大家必须懂一个道理谈恋爱不耽误学习，耽误学习的是--暗恋

7. Everyone must understand a principle: dating does not hinder studying. What hinders studying is -- having a secret crush.

8. 超级搞笑逗比的说说

9. 女人装比那叫资本 ,男人装比那叫变态

8. Super funny and comical remarks 9. Women showing off is called capital, while men showing off is called perverted.

10. 喜欢一个人没有错，错就错在喜欢一个不喜欢自己的人。

10. There is nothing wrong with liking someone, the mistake lies in liking someone who does not like you back.

11. 你喜欢的人不喜欢你，就算全世界的人都喜欢你，你也会孤单吧。

11. If the person you like doesn't like you back, even if everyone in the world likes you, you would still feel lonely, wouldn't you?

12. 给过我的你还会给别人 你别否认。

12. You've given it to others before, you can't deny it.

13. 如果你有钱，你就是你的父亲。如果你没有钱，你仍然是一个傻瓜。趁年轻努力吧。社会不是你的家。你想玩什么都可以。想象有一天你的父母。

13. If you have money, you are your own father. If you don't have money, you are still a fool. Strive hard while you are young. Society is not your home. You can play whatever you want. Imagine one day your parents.

14. 找呀找呀找朋友，找到一个男朋友，亲亲嘴呀拉拉手，结婚生个小朋友

14. Look for a friend, look for a friend, I found a boyfriend, kiss-kiss, hold hands, get married and have a little kid.

15. 只想做个安静的孩子，却成了他们口中冷漠的女子。

15. Only wanted to be a quiet child, but became the cold woman in their mouths.

16. 不想难过，不想流泪，就不要去好奇那些不该看的东西。

16. Don't want to feel sad, don't want to shed tears? Then don't be curious about things you shouldn't see.

17. 我太普通了，我呆在你q里的群里，没钱开SVIP你找不到我。

17. I'm too ordinary. I'm in your QQ group, and since I can't afford an SVIP, you won't be able to find me.

18. 你死定了，我虽然没钱，就算卖钱也要在你坟前给你装个WiFi！

18. You're doomed! Even though I don't have any money, I'll sell whatever I have just to install a WiFi for you at your grave!

19. 有钱就用香水，没钱就用花露水。

19. If you have money, use perfume; if not, use mosquito repellant.

20. 时间背着我悄悄捏碎从前，你离去的那条路线伤痕在蔓延。

20. Time has quietly crushed the past behind me, and the scars of the path where you left are spreading.

21. 亲爱的，我们正面临这样一个难题，目前每月必须的开支一共有三项：伙食费、房租费和服装费，但我们目前的收入最多只能支付其中两项。

21. Dearest, we are facing a difficult challenge. Currently, we have three essential monthly expenses: food, rent, and clothing costs. However, our current income is only sufficient to cover two of these expenses.

22. 你父母有可能把钱给一个陌生人吗？他们甚至没有注意到乞丐，匆匆忙忙给了你钱。他们靠的是什么？

22. Would your parents give money to a stranger? They didn't even notice the beggar, and hurriedly gave you the money. What are they relying on?

23. 爱情是互补的，一想到男朋友很差劲是因为自己太优秀，就不那么生气了。

23. Love is complementary; I'm not so angry anymore when I think that my boyfriend is not so good because I am too outstanding.

24. 前男友要结婚了，打电话问我去不去，我果断回了他三个字：下次去。

24. My ex-boyfriend is getting married and called to ask if I would attend. I resolutely replied with three words: Next time.

25. 我想要的不过是一个不管多难却始终都会在我身边的人。

25. All I want is someone who will always be by my side, no matter how difficult it may be.

26. 小时候认为流血了就是很严重的事，不管疼不疼，先哭再说

26. When I was a child, I thought that bleeding was a serious matter, and no matter how much it hurt, I would cry first.

27. 事业，仅仅有恒心是不够的，执着之前是选择，找到合适的方向，成功才会有希望。

27. In pursuit of a career, mere perseverance is not enough. Before being tenacious, there is the need for choice, to find the right direction, and then there is hope for success.

28. 胖怎么了！吃你家糖醋排骨红烧牛肉醋溜白菜麻婆豆腐水煮鱼了？

28. What's wrong with being fat! Have you eaten your braised pork ribs in sweet and sour sauce, braised beef, braised cabbage with vinegar, Mapo tofu, and Boiled Fish in Water at home?

29. 每个人的心里都有一道伤，那是曾经天塌下来的地方。

29. Everyone's heart has a scar, the place where the sky once fell.

30. 我不是胖，我只是一条美人鱼，在海里待的时间太久泡肿了。

30. I'm not fat, I'm just a mermaid who has been in the sea too long and got bloated.

31. 鬼才跟天才的区别天才是怎么样都可以，鬼才是这样居然也可以。。。。。

31. The difference between geniuses and idiots is that geniuses can do anything, while idiots can even do this kind of thing.....

32. 今天一早起来以为自己长大了，仔细一看，原来被子盖横了!

32. This morning, upon waking up, I thought I had grown up, but upon closer inspection, I realized that the blanket was covering me horizontally!

33. 在我没钱吃饭的时候，你把钱藏起来陪我饿肚子，说明我们是朋友

33. When I had no money to buy food, you hid your money to accompany me in hunger, which shows that we are friends.

34. 人在天堂，钱在银行，会抢银行的，没本事也能上天堂。

34. If a person is in heaven and money is in the bank, someone will rob the bank. Even if someone is lacking in ability, they can still go to heaven.

35. 胖有什么不好？没钱怎么了？非主流有什么不好？所以你要抬起头来，让他们看到你不仅矮穷，而且丑。

35. What's wrong with being fat? What's the problem with not having money? What's wrong with being non-mainstream? So you should hold your head up high, and let them see that you're not just short and poor, but also ugly.

36. 记忆里那抹天真随时间的流逝挂上了青春的牌匾。

36. In memory, that trace of innocence挂牌上了 the signboard of youth as time passed by.

37. 这个世界没有错。你又丑又没钱。

37. This world is not wrong. You are ugly and poor.

38. 眼泪是你邮寄给我的礼物，地址是不怎么幸福。

38. The tears you sent me as a gift are addressed to an address not very happy.

39. 你是我猜不到的不知所措，我是你想不到的无关痛痒。

39. You are the unanticipated surprise to me, and I am the trivial matter that doesn't matter to you.

40. 你永远不会知道，你的哪个好友会成为下一个微商。

40. You never know which of your friends will become the next micro-commerce agent.

41. 有错就要认，挨打要立正，爷爷都是从孙子走过来的，人要学会忍耐。

41. Make a mistake and admit it, stand firm when struck, grandfathers have all come from being grandchildren, people need to learn to endure.

42. 外面风那么大，我好害怕，万一别人都被刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人。

42. The wind outside is so strong, I am so scared. What if everyone else gets blown away and I am the one who can't be blown away, that would be so embarrassing.

43. 我允许你走进我的世界，但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。

43. I allow you to step into my world, but not to wander around in it.

44. 我这一生就只有两样不会，那就是这也不会那也不会!

44. In my entire life, there are only two things I cannot do, and that is neither this nor that!

45. 如果说岁月是把杀猪刀，那肥胖更是一把屠龙刀!

45. If time is a sword that slays pigs, then obesity is a sword that slays dragons!

46. 早知道这是看脸的世界，当初就拿上学的钱来整容了。

46. If I had known this was a world where appearances matter, I would have used the money for school to get plastic surgery.

47. 或许有一天，当你披上婚纱的时候，我已披上了袈裟。

47. Perhaps one day, when you are wearing a wedding dress, I will have donned the kasaya (a traditional Buddhist robe).

48. 女人要对自己好一点，不然一旦你累垮了，就会有人睡你的男人

48. Women should treat themselves better, otherwise, once you collapse, someone else will sleep with your man.

49. 都说晒太阳好，这几天我都快成黑人了，也没见到有什么好。

49. Everyone says that sunbathing is good, but these days I'm almost a黑人, and I haven't seen any benefits from it.

50. 男生带女友散步，路过餐馆。女友赞叹道真香啊!囊中涩的男生很绅士地说如果你喜欢，我们再从饭馆门前走一次。

50. The boy is taking his girlfriend for a walk and passes by a restaurant. The girl exclaims, "It's so delicious!" The boy, who is a bit tight on money, says in a gentlemanly manner, "If you like, we can walk past the restaurant again."

51. 没钱的时候理智，花钱的时候失去理智。

51. Rational when there is no money, irrational when spending money.

52. 人都是贪婪的。比如你丢了一块钱，你不会心疼，但是你用一块钱买了饮料不喝，你会心疼。

52. People are greedy. For instance, if you lose a yuan, you won't feel sorry for it, but if you spend a yuan on a drink that you don't drink, you will feel sorry.

53. 上课的时候想睡觉，睡觉的时候想吃饭，吃饭的时候想看书。唉，我都替你们急啊!

53. I want to sleep when I'm in class, eat when I'm sleeping, and read when I'm eating. Alas, I'm so anxious for you all!

54. 孩子们总想离开家去寻找幸福，很多年后才知道，最幸福的地方就是家。

54. Children always want to leave home in search of happiness, and it takes many years to realize that the happiest place is home.

55. 酿造爱情永远是突然发生的事，只有毁灭爱情才需要精心计算。

55. Brewing love is always a sudden occurrence, while destroying love requires careful calculation.

56. 总有那么一个人，只要冲你一笑，就把你打败了，神回复：比如窗外的班主任

56. There's always someone who can defeat you with just a smile directed at you, a wise reply would be: like the headteacher outside the window.

57. 既然失恋，就必须死心，断线而去的风筝是不可能追回来的。

57. Since the love has ended, one must come to terms with it. A kite that has been carried away by the wind cannot be chased back.

58. 总喜欢把钱花在杂七杂八的东西上，然后才知道自己没钱。。。。

58. Always end up spending money on all sorts of random things, only to realize later that I have no money left...

59. 有些往事从来只是一个人的如果把它当做两个人的那是你我都无法承受的心灵重荷

59. Some past events are always just a memory of one person; if you take them as shared by two, it becomes a heavy emotional burden that both of us cannot bear.

60. 你要寻找的，只是彼岸的花朵，盛开在不可触及的别处

60. What you seek is only the flowers on the other shore, blooming somewhere beyond reach.

61. 听说手机放枕头下会有辐射，吓得我立马把枕头扔了。

61. I heard that keeping a phone under the pillow can cause radiation, which scared me so much that I immediately threw away the pillow.

62. 如果我的人生是一部**，你就是那弹出来的广告。

62. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up ad that appears.

63. 男人最幸福的事情，老婆生下了属于自己的孩子。。。。。

63. The happiest thing for a man is when his wife gives birth to a child that belongs to them......

64. 青春是一场大雨，即使感冒了，还盼望回头再淋它一次。

64. Youth is a heavy downpour, even if you catch a cold, you still hope to get drenched by it again.

65. 我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种。 静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身

65. My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static refers to sleeping, while dynamic means flipping over.

66. 我尝试做一个有趣的人，后来跑偏了，成了一个逗比。

66. I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went off track and turned into a buffoon.

67. 好男人使女人了解世界，坏男人使女人误解世界。

67. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

68. 你离开后，我的生活一片黑暗，没有一丝光亮，大大提高了我的睡眠质量。

68. After you left, my life was enveloped in darkness, without a single ray of light, which greatly improved the quality of my sleep.

69. 老人不能打。小孩不能打。女人不能打。男人。往死里打。

69. The elderly cannot be beaten. Children cannot be beaten. Women cannot be beaten. Men, beat to the death.

70. 连贝克汉姆都不知道，你丫还有什么资格敢跟我谈篮球

70. You don't even know Beckham, what资格 do you have to talk to me about basketball?

71. 小怪兽端着一把冲锋枪，试图打倒开着大炮的凹凸曼。

71. The little monster is holding a submachine gun, trying to defeat the Groovyman who is driving a cannon.

72. 我比较健忘，于是老婆常叮嘱我，说下雨天外出办事千万别拉了雨伞，所以家里现在已经有十把雨伞了。

72. I'm rather forgetful, so my wife often reminds me not to forget my umbrella when going out to do things on rainy days. That's why we now have ten umbrellas at home.

73. 有钱的人捧个钱场，没钱的人回家拿点钱捧个钱场。

73. Rich people contribute some money to the occasion, and those without money go home to fetch some money to contribute to the occasion.

74. 为什么穿山甲要一直挖地，因为它在找穿山乙。

74. Why does the pangolin keep digging the ground? Because it is looking for pangolin B.

75. 只有落水的人才明白，狗刨也是一种优美的泳姿。

75. Only those who have fallen into the water know that doggy paddle is also a beautiful swimming style.

76. 奈何桥上的老婆婆都改卖奶茶了，叫我如何忘记沵。

76. The old woman on the奈何桥 has all started selling bubble tea now, how can I forget you, Nü?

77. 钱包里放一张老婆的照片，是为了提醒自己钱包里的钱怎么没了。

77. Keeping a photo of your wife in your wallet is to remind yourself how the money in your wallet disappeared.

78. 现在的女孩子真有意思和一个男生看**就发朋友圈炫耀，我同时和二十几个男的一起上课我说过什么了吗？

78. Girls these days are really interesting. They post on WeChat Moments to show off after going out with a guy. Have I said anything wrong for studying with more than twenty guys at the same time?

79. 钱输光了，家具也输光了，衣服也输光了，我现在出门像一个阿拉伯人。

79. I've lost all my money, all my furniture, and all my clothes. Now, when I go out, I look like an Arab.

80. 我把你压缩在回忆里，却怎么也找不到解压的方式。

80. I compress you in my memories, yet I can't seem to find a way to decompress.

81. 听说你要结婚了，很多事情涌上心头。最重要的是，你妹，别邀请我，我没钱。

81. I heard you're getting married, and it brings a lot of things to mind. Most importantly, my sister, don't invite me, I don't have any money.

82. 迷失了自己一次，是为了让自己以后更好的认清前方的路。

82. Losing oneself once is to better recognize the path ahead in the future.

83. 物理老师:如果没有摩擦力会怎么样？学生:人类会逐渐灭绝。告诉我，有多大关系！！！

Teacher of Physics: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Humans would gradually become extinct. Tell me, how big a difference does it make!!!

84. 多年后你是否记得，有个女孩曾很努力的珍惜过你。

84. Years later, do you remember that there was a girl who once worked very hard to cherish you.

85. 听说骑马能减肥，于是我每天都坚持骑马，果然一个月之后马瘦了三十斤。

85. I heard that horseback riding can help with weight loss, so I kept at it every day. Sure enough, after a month, the horse had lost thirty pounds.

86. 我不是你的狗不需要看你的脸色才能得到我要的骨头ゞ

86. I am not your dog; I don't need to look at your face to get the bone I want.