笑口常开，牙不松懈——揭秘“搞笑段子”的神奇魅力。

Always smiling, teeth not relaxed—Unveiling the神奇 charm of "comical anecdotes."

1. 我太爱掉头发了，我觉得我上辈子就是个蒲公英，别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。

1. I am just too prone to hair loss, I feel like in my previous life I was a dandelion, others all have sweet love, but I only have a bald head.

2. 有趣的笑话10

2. Ten funny jokes

3. 当我以为自己要成功的时候，导演命令我去下面的分公司体验生活。。。

3. When I thought I was going to succeed, the director ordered me to go to the branch company below to experience life...

4. 他透过路灯清楚地看到了女孩的脸，于是他收到了:哦，没关系。那我先走了！

4. He clearly saw the girl's face through the streetlights, and then he received: Oh, it's fine. Then I'll go first!

5. 身为一个初中生，家人经常怀疑我谈恋爱，对于这件事，我只想对他们说七个字：你们太高估我了。

5. As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in a relationship. About this matter, I just want to say to them in seven words: You overestimate me too much.

6. 脱贫不像脱发那么容易，发福倒是远比发财轻松。

6. Poverty alleviation is not as easy as hair loss, and gaining weight is much easier than getting rich.

7. 你愿意做我的女朋友吗？

7. Will you be my girlfriend?

8. 我弱弱的回答:绿色。。。

8. I weakly replied: Green...

9. 做人真不容易：18岁前问成绩，18岁后问对象，结婚后问孩子，有孩子后问孩子成绩，孩子18岁后问孩子对象，都是地球人干嘛要互相折腾。

9. It's really not easy to be a person: before 18, people ask about grades; after 18, they ask about partners; after marriage, they ask about children; after having children, they ask about their children's grades; after their children turn 18, they ask about their children's partners. Why do all humans on Earth have to keep pestering each other?

10. 曾经我以为，只要努力向前跑，贫穷和寂寞就追不上我。可谁曾想到，追不上我的，是发际线。

10. I used to think that as long as I kept running forward, poverty and loneliness couldn't catch up with me. But who would have thought that what couldn't catch up with me was my hairline.

11. 我不愿意，就让导演做了一把大剑。最后导演说:不客气！就算我们关系好，我也不能让你伤害我嫂子。

11. I was unwilling, so the director made a big sword. In the end, the director said: Don't mention it! Even though we have a good relationship, I can't let you hurt my sister-in-law.

12. 女朋友:我选择了它。它在购物车里。请帮我付款！

12. Girlfriend: I've chosen it. It's in the shopping cart. Please help me pay for it!

13. 6数学老师带我们在题海中遨游，结果她上岸了，我们全都淹死了。

13.6 The math teacher took us on a journey through the sea of questions, but she came back to shore, while we all drowned.

14. 1不要怪“红颜易老老公易跑”，那是因为“你花钱太少，放弃美好”。

14. 1 Don't blame "beauty fades and husband runs away," as it's because "you spend too little and give up the good things."

15. 妻子：每次我唱歌的时候，你为什么总要到阳台上去？丈夫：我是想让大家都知道，不是我在打你。

15. Wife: Why do you always go to the balcony every time I sing? Husband: I want everyone to know that it's not me hitting you.

16. 搞笑笑话5

16. Joke 5 - Humorous Joke

17. 都说我胖，好像谁没瘦过一样！你知道到我最瘦的时候多瘦吗？五斤！五斤啊！我妈告诉我的！

17. They all say I'm fat, as if nobody had ever slimmed down! Do you know how thin I was at my thinnest? Five jin! Five jin! My mom told me that!

18. 我有个朋友叫朱静，那天来我家玩，我对着在厨房的老爸大喊，爸，朱静来了！我爸说猪进来了就撵出去啊。

18. I have a friend named Zhu Jing, and that day she came to play at my house. I shouted to my dad who was in the kitchen, "Dad, Zhu Jing is here!" My dad said, "If a pig comes in, kick it out!"

19. 她:我不能扔掉它们。我只买了那双凉鞋两周。

19. She: I can't throw them away. I only bought those sandals two weeks ago.

20. 哪一天？

20. On which day?

21. 儿子:我真的不理解这些女孩。

21. Son: I really don't understand these girls.

22. 妈妈说:因为你小时候总是趴着睡。

22. Mom said: "That's because you always slept on your stomach when you were little."

23. 我:为什么？

23. Me: Why?

24. 搞笑笑话9

24. Joke 9: A humorous joke

25. 你感情路上不顺吗？顺啊，一路上都没什么人。

25. Are you having a smooth journey in your emotional life? Yes, it's been quite smooth, with not many people along the way.

26. 2在成才的路上，我天天过着蠢萌的生活！其实我很聪明，只不过智商低了点。

26. 2 On the path to success, I live a naive and adorable life every day! In fact, I am very intelligent; it's just that my IQ is a bit lower.

27. 问：如何安慰一个胖子？答：你的人生已经很圆满了。

Question: How do you comfort a fat person? Answer: Your life is already very fulfilling.

28. 在大排档和朋友喝酒，突然想起媳妇还在家里饿肚子，瞬间给了自己一巴掌，喝酒怎么能分心，来来来，干一个！

28. Drinking with friends at a street food stall, suddenly remembered that my wife is still at home starving, and I slapped myself in an instant. How can drinking be distracted? Come on, let's have a toast!

29. 早上我爸说我胖，说，你看你腰跟你妈一样粗。我真后悔找到了你的母亲。她的腰那么粗，所有的缺点都被你遗传了。

29. This morning, my dad said I was fat, and said, "Look at your waist, it's as thick as your mother's." I truly regret finding your mother. Her waist is so thick, and all her flaws have been inherited by you.

30. 要记住，无论最后我们疏远成什么样子，一个红包就能回到当初。

30. Remember, no matter how distant we may become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

31. 昨天半夜打牌回家，悄悄走到床边，坐在老婆头上放了个响屁，我笑得开心极了，要不是老婆从厕所出来，丈母娘从被子里惊恐的看着我，我还能再笑一会。

31. Last night, I came home from playing cards in the middle of the night, quietly walked to the bed, sat on my wife's head and let out a loud fart, I laughed so hard. If it wasn't for my wife coming out of the bathroom, or my mother-in-law looking at me in fear from under the blankets, I could have laughed some more.

32. 搞笑笑话4

32. Joke 4: A humorous anecdote

33. 工作上有了新的女生纸，我按捺不住自己汹涌的心，想尽办法讨好她。

33. A new female colleague joined the team at work, and I couldn't contain my excited heart, doing everything in my power to please her.

34. 我:好吧！

34. Me: Alright!

35. 单位聚餐，领导难得在大家面前表扬了我，说多亏了我经常迟到，才有了这次活动的经费。

35. At the company's gathering, the leader难得 gave me a compliment in front of everyone, saying that it was all thanks to my frequent lateness that the funds for this event were secured.

36. 有趣的笑话8

36. Interesting Joke 8

37. 女孩抬起哭得像淋了雨的梨子的脸，习惯性地回答:我。。。我很好！

37. The girl lifted her face, which was crying like a pear soaked in rain, and habitually replied: I... I'm fine!

38. 搞笑笑话3

38. Joke 3 (Funny Joke)

39. 搞笑笑话7

39. Joke 7 (A funny joke)

40. 4上帝给你关上一扇门，总会为你在墙上留下很多开锁的电话号码。

40. 4 When God closes a door for you, He will always leave many unlock numbers on the wall for you.

41. 昏暗的路灯下，坐在长椅上的女孩捂着脸哭了。当她经过时，她觉得很可怜，就走过去问她:你还好吗？

41. Under the dim street lamp, the girl sitting on the bench was covering her face with tears. When she passed by, she felt sorry for her and went over to ask, "Are you okay?"

42. 货物指着不远处说，就在那里，一对大象！

42. The goods pointed to a spot not far away and said, "Right there, a pair of elephants!"

43. 我把炫迈吐出来粘到了电脑上，其实没什么，只是希望网速能像说的那样，根本停不下来。

43. I spat out the Xuanmai gum and stuck it to the computer. It's actually nothing serious; I just hope the internet speed can be as unstoppable as it's said to be.

44. 我这边有几个新的能笑掉大牙的搞笑段子，分享一下，希望大家喜欢哈，下面请看：

44. I have a few new hilarious jokes that are so funny they might make you laugh out loud. I'd like to share them with everyone and hope you enjoy them. Please see below:

45. 难过的时候不要想七想八，想想一二三四五六九。

45. Don't overthink when you're feeling sad, just think of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

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47. 我女朋友今天打电话给我:我发现我的鞋子上有洞，我的脚趾露出来了！

47. My girlfriend called me today: I found a hole in my shoes, and my toes are sticking out!

48. 遇到喜欢的人一定要表白，你丑没关系，万一他瞎呢。

48. When you meet someone you like, you must confess your feelings. It doesn't matter if you're not handsome, what if he's blind?