1. 没人能帮你，只能靠自己。

1. No one can help you, you have to rely on yourself.

2. 不理会别人是看好或看坏，只要你勇敢跟我来减。

2. Ignore what others may think about it being good or bad, as long as you are brave enough to join me in losing weight.

3. 死了都要瘦，不瘦到90不痛快，脂肪消灭美回来。

3. No matter what, I have to be thin; I won't be satisfied until I reach 90 pounds, and I will eliminate fat to bring back beauty.

4. 瘦子是胖子追求的目标，胖子是瘦子理想的目标。

4. Slim people are the pursuit of the chubby, and chubby people are the ideal pursuit of the slim.

5. 青春只有一次，我们不能浪费青春！我们要有绚丽的青春！

5. Youth is only once, and we cannot waste it! We must have a splendid youth!

6. 没有吃的不是问题，减肥不成功才是真正的烦恼！?>

6. Not having food is not an issue, but not losing weight is the real worry! ?>

7. 那些说我不用减肥的人都是坏人。

7. Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

8. 我胖但是我不会减肥的，胖子总有春天。

8. I am overweight but I won't lose weight. Fat people always have their springtime.

9. 绝不要把情绪发泄到食物身上，找其它方式代替，最好就是运动了。

9. Never take out your emotions on food; find other ways to substitute, and the best option is to exercise.

10. 不是我们胖子太胖，而是你们瘦子营养不良。

10. It's not that we, the chubby ones, are too fat, but rather that you, the thin ones, are malnourished.

11. 人称我是女汉子，减肥以后要所有的叫我美姑娘！

11. They call me a "tomboy," but after losing weight, I want everyone to call me "beauty girl"!

12. 不开心的时候就吃就睡，没想到吃着睡着就成死胖子了！

12. When feeling unhappy, I would just eat and sleep, little did I know that eating and sleeping would turn me into a fat pig!

13. 减肥就象弹琵琶，要注意反弹！

13. Losing weight is like playing the guqin; one must be mindful of the rebound!

14. 坚持就是胜利！

14. Persistence is victory!

15. 减自己的肥让别人瘦去吧！

15. Lose your own weight and let others slim down!

16. 想证明给其他人看看，我可以！你的志气哪儿去了？

16. Want to prove it to others? I can! Where did your ambition go?

17. 这年头，连排骨都嚷嚷着要减肥，这让胖子情何以堪！

17. These days, even the ribs are shouting for weight loss, how can the chubby ones bear it!

18. 你还真别瞧不起胖子，瘦下来迷死一片一片的。

18. You really shouldn't look down on overweight people, as they can be charming once they lose weight.

19. 没瘫痪的都给我动起来！

19. All those who are not paralyzed, get moving!

20. 这年头，胖子喊减肥，瘦子在行动。

20. These days, the chubby ones are shouting about losing weight, while the thin ones are taking action.

21. 我其实是个天使，之所以留在人间，是因为体重的关系。

21. In fact, I am an angel, and the reason I stayed on earth is because of my weight.

22. 减肥没有失败，只有放弃。

22. There is no failure in weight loss, only giving up.

23. 能改变你的只有你自己，没人能救得了你。

23. The only one who can change you is yourself, no one else can save you.

24. 要漂亮总是要付出代价的。

24. Being beautiful always comes at a price.

25. 我和脂肪做斗争，差点没牺牲！

25. I fought a battle against fat, and almost made a sacrifice!

26. 瘦的人穿什么都是好看，胖的人穿啥都是丑！丑！丑！

26. Thin people look good in whatever they wear, while fat people look ugly! Ugly! Ugly!

27. 我坚决要洗心革面，美女大变身！

27. I am resolutely determined to cleanse my heart and change my ways, a big transformation into beauty!

28. 别人为梦想奔跑，而你却躺着做梦。

28. While others run after their dreams, you are lying down dreaming.

29. 我曾经也瘦过，一想到就心酸。

29. I used to be slim as well, and just thinking about it makes me feel heartbroken.

30. 有吃的没衣穿，有衣穿没吃的。

30. Have food but no clothes, or have clothes but no food.

31. 体重3位数的女人没有未来！只有对自己狠一点！

31. Women with a three-digit weight have no future! You have to be tough on yourself!

32. 为了生活而吃，但生活不是为了吃！

32. Eat for living, but living is not for eating!

33. 要美丽，要好身材，就没有那么多的借口！

33. To be beautiful and have a good figure, there are no more excuses!

34. 好好学习，天天想胖！

34. Study hard, dream of getting fat every day!

35. 减肥的行程中，只要再接再厉，没有反弹的余地！

35. On the journey to weight loss, as long as you keep pushing forward, there is no room for rebound!

36. 要减肥的人，不要用减肥的方法。打开方便的方式，口不闲。

36. For those who want to lose weight, do not use weight loss methods. Open convenient ways, keep your mouth busy.

37. 势不可使尽，福不可享尽，便宜不可占尽，聪明不可用尽，该减的肥是一定要减到位的。

37. One should not exhaust one's power, nor enjoy one's blessings to the fullest, nor take all the advantages, nor use one's intelligence to its limits. The weight that needs to be reduced must definitely be reduced to the point.

38. 多亏我是个胖子，伤心时我可以捏捏肚子。

38. Thanks to being a胖子 (fat person), when I'm sad, I can squeeze my belly.

39. 不管用什么方法瘦下来，只要你不控制绝对成功反弹！

English translation: 39. No matter which method you use to lose weight, as long as you don't control it, you are absolutely guaranteed to rebound!

40. 关键是要坚持，要有信心。别人可以你一定会做的更好！要有自己的智慧。

40. The key is to be persistent and have confidence. Others may think you can do even better! Have your own wisdom.

41. 我的人生一半是倒霉，另一半是处理倒霉的事。

41. Half of my life is filled with misfortune, and the other half is about dealing with it.