1. 婚姻是键盘，太多秩序和规则；爱情是鼠标，一点就通。男人自比主机，内存最重要；女人好似显示器，一切都看得出来。

1. Marriage is a keyboard, with too much order and rules; love is a mouse, which connects with a single click. Men liken themselves to the main unit, with the memory being the most important; women resemble the monitor, where everything can be seen clearly.

2. 假如你记不住你为了爱情而做出来的一件最傻的是，你就不算真正恋爱过；假如你不曾絮絮地讲你恋人的好处，使听的人不耐烦，你就不算真正恋爱过。

2. If you cannot remember the silliest thing you've ever done for love, you haven't truly been in love; if you have never rambled on about the virtues of your lover to the point of making the listener impatient, you haven't truly been in love.

3. 我听说开始总是真的，后来会慢慢变成假的。孟庭苇《真的还是假的》

3. I heard that at first it's true, and then it slowly turns into false. - From the song "Is It True or False" by Meng Tingwei

4. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

4. I love you not because of who you are, but because of the feeling I have when I am with you.

5. 爱情永远都处在时差中，不是你早，就是我晚，反正永远不同步。

5. Love is always out of sync, either you're early or I'm late, anyway, we are never in sync.

6. 男人恋爱是因为无事可做；女人恋爱是因为好奇心驱使。

6. Men fall in love because they have nothing else to do; women fall in love because of curiosity.

7. 去年今日此门中，人面桃花相映红。人面不知何处去，桃花依旧笑春风。崔护《题都城南庄》

7. One year ago on this very day, within this gate, faces and peach blossoms reflected a rosy hue. The faces are gone, but the peach blossoms still smile at the spring breeze. (Quoted from Cui Hu's "Writing on the Southern Mansion in the Capital City")

8. 男人是泥，女人是水，泥多了，水浊；水多了，泥稀；不多不少，捏成两个泥人。

8. Men are clay, women are water; too much clay, the water turns turbid; too much water, the clay becomes thin; just the right amount, mold two clay figures.

9. 在我一生最奢侈的事，就是在途中与你相遇，然后相濡以沫。

9. The most luxurious thing in my life is to meet you on the way and then support each other through thick and thin.

10. 既然在爱或停止爱方面决不是自由的，情人们就没有权利相互抱怨对方的变心和轻浮。 —— 拉罗什福科

10. Since one is never free in matters of loving or ceasing to love, lovers have no right to complain to each other about infidelity and levity. — La Rochefoucauld

11. 爱情是个变幻莫测的家伙，它渴望得到一切，却几乎对一切都感到不满。

11. Love is a capricious creature, yearning for everything yet almost never satisfied with anything.

12. 有的人除了爱情就一无所有，但他们比一切国王却都要富有。

12. Some people have nothing but love, but they are richer than all the kings.

13. 太美丽的女人让男人失去欲望；太有钱的男人让女人缺乏安全感。

13. Women who are too beautiful make men lose desire; men who are too wealthy make women feel insecure.

14. 爱的对象应该是品格端正的人，已及小有缺陷而肯努力上进的人，这才是应该保持的爱情，才是起于天上爱神的那种高尚优美的爱情。

14. The object of love should be a person of good character, as well as someone who has minor flaws but is willing to strive for improvement. This is the kind of love that should be maintained, and it is the noble and beautiful love that originates from the love goddess in the heavens.

15. 男人像陈酿老酒，随时间推移越发珍贵；女人像鲜嫩的牛奶，保值期很短。

15. Men are like aged wine, becoming more precious over time; women are like fresh milk, with a short shelf life.

16. 在爱情中有两种坚贞不渝：一种是由于我们不断地在我们的爱人那里发现可爱的新特点；另一种则不过是由于我们想获得一种坚贞不渝的名声。（拉罗什福科）

16. There are two kinds of fidelity in love: one is due to the ever-new charming traits we discover in our beloved; the other is merely because we wish to acquire a reputation for fidelity. (La Rochefoucauld)

17. 与被爱的人长期相处的秘诀是：放弃改变对象的念头。

17. The secret to living a long-term relationship with the loved one is: give up the idea of changing the object.

18. 有一种缘，放手后成为风景。有一颗心，坚持中方显真诚。

18. There is a kind of fate that, after letting go, becomes a picturesque scenery. There is a heart that only shows sincerity through persistence.

19. 有句话叫胸中生尘，这话是说太过思念于你，以至于胸中积郁了尘土。都敏俊《来自星星的你》

19. There is a saying, "dust accumulates in the heart," which means that one is so deeply in love with you that dust collects in the chest due to excessive longing. Joo Min-jun in "My Love from the Star."

20. 每一棵大树的成长都要接受阳光，也包容风雨。(刘墉《遭遇就是你的老师》)

20. Every large tree's growth requires sunlight and embraces both sunshine and rainstorms. (Liu Yong, "Encounter Is Your Teacher")

21. 男人选择女人，目光瞄准脸蛋；女人选择男人，心思放在钱包。

21. Men choose women with their eyes focused on their faces; women choose men with their hearts focused on their wallets.

22. 男人第一次和女人上床很难，以后越来越容易；女人第一次和男人上床很容易，以后越来越难。

22. It is difficult for a man to have sex with a woman for the first time, and it gets easier after that; for a woman, it is easy to have sex with a man for the first time, but it gets harder after that.

23. 爱上了你，我才领略思念的滋味，分离的愁苦和妒忌的煎熬，还有那无休止的占有欲。 —— 张小娴

23. It was only after falling in love with you that I tasted the bitterness of longing, the sorrow of separation, and the torment of jealousy, as well as the endless desire for possession. —— Zhang Xiaoxian

24. 真实的自由恋爱，并非享乐的恋爱，而是人格的恋爱。爱情是两颗灵魂的结合。

24. True love is not a love of pleasure, but a love of character. Love is the union of two souls.

25. 既然爱，为什么不说出口，有些东西失去了，就再也回不来了。

25. Since you love, why not say it out loud? Some things, once lost, can never be retrieved.

26. 感情有时候只是一个人的事情。和任何人无关。爱，或者不爱，只能自行了断。

26. Sometimes emotions are just a matter of one person. It has nothing to do with anyone else. Whether to love or not to love, it can only be decided by oneself.

27. 衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。柳永《凤栖梧》

27. The belt around my waist grows increasingly loose, yet I do not regret it, for I have wasted away for her. Liu Yong's "Phoenix Rests on the Elm."

28. 山无陵，江水为竭，冬雷震震，夏雨雪，天地合，乃敢与君绝。 —— 《上邪》

28. The mountains may vanish, and the rivers dry up, winter thunder rolls, summer snow falls, when heaven and earth unite, then I dare to end our love. —— "Shang Xie"

29. 一群女人在一起的时候，会讨论相貌问题；一群男人在一起的时候，会讨论财富问题。

29. When a group of women gather together, they tend to discuss issues related to appearance; when a group of men gather together, they tend to discuss issues related to wealth.

30. 其实大多数时候我哭只是因为对你太在乎，进退不得，觉得委屈，才会在你面前轻易的流下眼泪。

30. Actually, most of the time I cry is just because I care too much about you, feeling stuck in a dilemma, and feeling wronged, which is why I easily shed tears in front of you.

31. 晚上，那点疼就出来了，先是失神片刻，然后五脏六腑的神经才一齐苏醒过来，万箭穿心。

31. At night, that pain surfaced, first there was a moment of daze, then the nerves in all five internal organs suddenly came to life, feeling like thousands of arrows piercing the heart.

32. 男人喜欢放出诱饵垂钓爱情，女人喜欢不惜血本守望爱情。

32. Men like to cast bait to fish for love, while women prefer to wait for love at any cost.

33. 爱情，其实是命中注定的悲剧，所以相遇比错过更令人心碎。

33. Love, in fact, is a predetermined tragedy, so meeting is more heart-wrenching than missing.

34. 两两相造，也两两被造，这是爱的三昧。陈望道《我的恋爱观》

34. Being created by each other, and also being created for each other, this is the essence of love. From Chen Wangdao's "My View on Love."

35. 整个冬天，我一遍一遍地阅读和回忆/用感动完成对自己最后的伤害/整个冬天，大雪一直没下/而我的情人也一直没来江南春。

35. Throughout the entire winter, I read and recollected over and over, / completing the final injury to myself with感动 (touching emotion) / throughout the winter, heavy snow never fell / and my lover never came to the Jiangnan Spring.

36. 我要你知道，这世界上有一个人是永远等着你的，不管是在什么时候，不管你是在什么地方，反正你知道，总有这样一个人。

36. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who is always waiting for you, no matter what time it is, no matter where you are. Just know that there will always be such a person.

37. 遇上一个人要一分钟的时间，喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间，爱上一个人要一天的时间，可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。

37. It takes one minute to meet someone, one hour to like someone, one day to fall in love with someone, but it will take a lifetime for me to forget you.

38. 你知道吗？这几天没见到你，我六神无主只想**：我尝试过用面条上吊，用豆腐砸头，用棉条割脉，用可乐做毒药，用降落伞跳楼！

38. Did you know? I've been missing you these past few days, and I've been so lost that I've been thinking about: I've tried hanging myself with noodles, smashing my head with tofu, cutting my wrists with cotton swabs, making poison with cola, and jumping off a building with a parachute!

39. 我看见没有哪种婚姻比只为容貌，只贪肉欲的结合破裂得更早，更糟糕。

39. I have seen that no marriage breaks up sooner or is worse than one that is solely based on appearance and desires for sensual pleasures.

40. 在懦夫和犹豫不决者眼里，任何事情看上去都是不会成功的。 —— 司各特

40. In the eyes of cowards and the indecisive, nothing seems to be capable of success. —— Scott

41. 像我这样的男人，总是以一个难题的形式出现在感情里。

41. Men like me always appear in relationships in the form of a difficult problem.

42. 放情者危，节欲者安。 —— 桓范

42. The indulgent are in danger, the frugal are secure. — Huan Fan

43. 一个忧郁的女人背后必然有一段不幸的爱；一个憔悴的男人的背后必然有一桩不幸的婚姻。

43. Behind a melancholic woman there must be a story of an unhappy love; behind a wasted man there must be an unhappy marriage.

44. 女人坚持独身，人们会认为她有毛病；男人坚持独身，人们会认为他有事业心。

44. If a woman chooses to remain single, people might think she has something wrong with her; whereas if a man chooses to remain single, people might think he is ambitious in his career.

45. 浪漫是什么？是送花？雨中漫步？楼前伫立不去？如果两人彼此倾心相爱，什么事都不做，静静相对都会感觉是浪漫的。否则，即使两人坐到月亮上拍拖，也是感觉不到浪漫的。

45. What is romance? Is it sending flowers? Strolling in the rain? Standing in front of the building without moving? If two people deeply love each other, even if they do nothing but sit quietly facing each other, it will feel romantic. Otherwise, even if the two of them are dating on the moon, they won't feel romantic.

46. 男人恋爱时对对方无所企求；女人恋爱时对对方无所不求。

46. When men are in love, they have no demands on the other person; when women are in love, they seek everything from the other person.

47. 柔情似水，佳期如梦，忍顾鹊桥归路。两情若是长久时，又岂在朝朝暮暮。秦观《鹊桥仙》

47. Gentle as water, beautiful as a dream, I reluctantly turn back towards the magpie bridge. If the two hearts are meant to last forever, then why should they be confined to the daily routine of dawn and dusk? (Quatrain 47 from "The Immortal Bridge" by Qin Guan)

48. 人生是一场倾盆大雨，命运则是一把漏洞百出的雨伞，爱情是补丁。 —— 朱德庸

48. Life is a downpour, destiny is an umbrella full of holes, and love is a patch. —— Chu Derong

49. 有的女人恋爱时让男友宠着自己，结婚后仍然要老公百般宠着自己，却忘记做为一个女人应该做的份内之事。这样的女人是不懂得爱情的。

49. Some women allow their boyfriends to pamper them during their romance, and after marriage, they still expect their husbands to indulge them excessively, forgetting their responsibilities as a woman. Such women do not understand love.

50. 在爱情的世界里，我一无所有，也一无所知，在情感的小站里，我愿你是第一位来客，也是永远的主人，伴着我宠着我；一生一世！

50. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of emotions, I wish you were the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying and pampering me; for all eternity!

51. 我总是以为自己是会对流失的时间和往事习惯的。不管在哪里，碰到谁。以什么样的方式结束。

51. I always thought I would become accustomed to the loss of time and past events. No matter where I am, who I meet, or how it ends.

52. 请大家不要说我只知道弯弓射大雕吧，拜托各位，我也是懂得爱情滴，嘿嘿，那玩意儿，比射雕更有意思！

52. Please don't say that I only know how to shoot an eagle with a bow, for the love of me, please. I also know about love, hehe, that stuff is more fun than shooting an eagle!

53. 你若爱她，让你的爱像阳光一样包围她，并且给她自由。 泰戈尔

53. If you love her, let your love embrace her like the sun, and give her freedom. - Tagore

54. 适当地用理智控制住爱情，有利无弊，发疯似的滥施爱情，有弊无利。

54. Appropriately controlling love with reason is beneficial without any drawbacks, while wildly and excessively indulging in love is detrimental without any benefits.

55. 东边日出西边雨，道是无晴却有晴。刘禹锡《竹枝词》

55. The sun rises in the east while rain falls in the west, seemingly without clear weather but yet it has its own clarity. — From Liu Yuxi's "Bamboo Branches Songs"

56. 曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云。可是如果我还没经沧海或是刚到沧海打了个转就回来，而且也没到过巫山就一头钻进了围城怎么办啊

56. Once you've seen the vast ocean, ordinary water no longer moves you; once you've seen the clouds over Wu Mountain, ordinary clouds no longer impress you. But what if I haven't yet seen the vast ocean, or I've just made a round trip and returned, and I haven't even been to Wu Mountain but have instead plunged into the "city of walls" (a metaphor for a situation where one is caught in a difficult or unsatisfactory situation)? What should I do then?

57. 当狂风和巨浪撞击我的胸膛，我还用爱担当着我的翅膀;当惊涛和骇浪淹没我的希望，我却渴望伸手轻触你的脸庞。

57. When the fierce winds and towering waves strike my chest, I still bear my wings of love; when the tumultuous waves and terrifying tides engulf my hopes, I yearn to gently touch your face.

58. 失恋的人虽各不相同，但仰望星空却是唯一的不约而同。

58. Although people who experience a broken heart are all different, gazing at the starry sky is the one thing they have in common.

59. 我希望起身时，你会轻轻帮我弹掉衣服上不容易发现的灰尘。我希望写字时，手边的茶杯里一直是我喜欢的温度。我希望沉默时，你一言不发在身边我们却不会觉得尴尬。我希望买的鞋子是你渴望的颜色。我希望拨通你电话时你恰好想到我。我希望说早安时你刚好起床。我希望写的书是你欣赏的故事。我希望关灯是你正泛起困意。我希望买的水果你永远觉得是甜的。我希望点的每首歌都是你想唱的。张嘉佳《从你的全世界路过》

59. I hope when I get up, you will gently brush off the easily overlooked dust from my clothes. I hope when I'm writing, the teacup by my side is always at my preferred temperature. I hope when we are silent, your silence beside me doesn't make us feel awkward. I hope the shoes I buy are the color you've been longing for. I hope when I call you, you happen to be thinking of me. I hope when I say good morning, you just wake up. I hope the book I write is a story you appreciate. I hope when I turn off the light, you are just feeling sleepy. I hope the fruit I buy is always as sweet as you like. I hope every song I play is the one you want to sing. Zhang Jiājiā, "Passing Through Your Whole World."

60. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于他近在身旁却犹如远在天边。

60. The worst thing about losing someone is when they are so close yet feel like they are miles away.

61. 人类终于发明了爱情，并使它变成为人类最完美的宗教。

61. Humanity has finally invented love and turned it into the most perfect religion for humans.

62. 生活其实真的很平凡，任何人都不能得到所要的全部，有得必有失，只是在得失的选择中，拥有你自己最珍贵的东西。

62. Life is actually very ordinary. No one can get everything they want. There is a trade-off between gains and losses. It's just that in the choice of gains and losses, you should hold on to the things that are most precious to you.

63. 爱情是自由自在的，而自由自在的爱情是最真切的。 丁尼生

63. Love is free and easy, and the most sincere love is that which is free and easy. – Tennyson

64. 如果一个男人真的爱你，他就不在乎陪你逛街会浪费他多少出去自由的机会，因为他甘愿失去那种所谓的自由。

64. If a man truly loves you, he doesn't care how much of his freedom to go out and be on his own he is wasting by accompanying you shopping, because he is willing to give up that so-called freedom.

65. 爱情和火焰一样，没有不断的运动就不能继续存在，一旦它停止希望和害怕，它的生命也就停止了。（拉罗什福科）

65. Love, like fire, cannot exist without constant movement; once it stops hoping and fearing, its life also comes to an end. (La Rochefoucauld)

66. 我本打算告诉你所有糟糕的事，但最后，我只想告诉你我想你。

66. I had intended to tell you all the bad things, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you.

67. 爱情使有些鸟显出它们身上最美丽的颜色，使诚实的心灵表现出最高尚的成分。

67. Love causes some birds to reveal their most beautiful colors, and it makes honest souls show their highest virtues.

68. 不管爱情，还是友情，终极的目的不是归宿，而是理解、默契是要找一个可以边走边谈的人，无论什么时候，无论怎样的心情。

68. Whether it's love or friendship, the ultimate purpose is not the destination, but understanding and harmony. It's about finding someone to talk with while walking, no matter what time it is or what kind of mood you're in.

69. 女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容；男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。

69. Women use patience in applying makeup to cover up their facial features; men use an air of profundity to mask their contents.

70. 女人恋爱像走进大自然；男人恋爱像走入地下室。

70. Women falling in love is like walking into nature; men falling in love is like stepping into a basement.

71. 我们也许可以同时爱两个人，又被两个人所爱。遗憾的是，我们只能跟其中一个厮守到老。

71. We may perhaps love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until the end.