1. 居天下之广居，立天下之正位，行天下之大道，得志于民由之，不得志独行其道。

1. Dwell in the most spacious abode of the world, occupy the most upright position of the world, walk the great path of the world, and achieve one's aspirations through the people; if one does not achieve one's aspirations, one walks one's own path alone.

2. 看我的签名干嘛，难道你想暗算我？

Why are you looking at my signature, do you want to stab me in the back?

3. 教育！科学！学会读书，便是点燃火炬；每个字的每个音节都发射火星。雨果

3. Education! Science! To learn to read is to ignite a torch; each syllable of each character emits sparks. Hugo

4. 还好不是红酒，否则我的衣服就废了，还好不是硫酸，否则你的脸就废了！

4. Fortunately, it's not red wine; otherwise, my clothes would be ruined! Fortunately, it's not sulfuric acid; otherwise, your face would be destroyed!

5. 乐民之乐者，民亦乐其乐；忧民之忧者，民亦忧其忧。乐以天下，忧以天下，然而不王者，未之有也。

5. Those who take joy in the joy of the people will also find joy in their own joy; those who share in the worries of the people will also share in their own worries. To take joy in the world and to worry for the world, yet not to be a ruler of the people, has never been known.

6. 知识，主要是靠主动抓出来的，不是靠教出来的。钱三强

6. Knowledge is mainly acquired through active pursuit, not through teaching. — Qian Sanqiang

7. 我知言，我善养吾浩然之气。选自：名人名言大全

7. I know words, and I excel in nurturing my vast, noble qi (vital energy). - From: Collection of Famous Sayings

8. 勿以恶小而为之，勿以善小而不为。刘备《三国志》

8. Do not do evil because it is small, and do not omit to do good because it is small. -- Liu Bei, The Records of the Three Kingdoms

9. 冒烟的是我，不是雪茄。

9. It's me that's smoking, not the cigar.

10. 男怕入错行，女怕嫁错郎，这句话地前半句影响了我的事业，后半句影响了我的爱情。羽洛先生《李作乐日记》

10. A man fears choosing the wrong career, a woman fears marrying the wrong man; the former half of this saying has influenced my career, and the latter half has affected my love. Mr. Yu Luo's "Diary of Li Zuole"

11. 会出错的事情它总会出错。

11. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

12. 当我看到你，心情比上坟还要纠结呀。

12. When I see you, my heart is more tangled than going to a tomb.

13. 读书是易事，思索是难事，但两者缺一，便全无用处。富兰克林

13. Reading is an easy matter, but thinking is difficult; however, without either, there is no use at all. - Franklin

14. 天子不仁，不保四海；诸侯不仁，不保社稷；卿大夫不仁，不保宗庙；士庶人不仁，不保四体。

14. If the Son of Heaven is not benevolent, he cannot protect the four seas; if the feudal lords are not benevolent, they cannot protect their states; if the ministers and officials are not benevolent, they cannot protect their ancestral temples; if the common people are not benevolent, they cannot protect their own bodies and limbs.

15. 看到你的脸，就觉得你爸妈在制造你的时候没认真。

15. Seeing your face, I feel like your parents weren't serious when they were making you.

16. 人生自古谁无死，***先死我后死。

16. Since ancient times, who among us can escape death? Let me die before you.

17. 你现在就像一个迷恋不良少年的十六岁少女。

17. You now resemble a sixteen-year-old girl infatuated with bad boys.

18. 你真是太监不懂皇帝的累啊。

18. You really are a eunuch; you don't understand the fatigue of an emperor.

19. 你头和**又装反了吧。

19. Did you put your head and something else upside down again?

20. 不主动，美女就会让别的男人爬到她身上。不拒绝，就会有丑女爬到你身上。不承诺，就没哪个女人愿意让你爬在她身上。其实干工作也一样：不主动，好位置就会让别人弄走。不拒绝，什么瘪事都安排给你，还经常受批。不承诺，没有哪个领导相信你，因为领导感觉不到你的决心。李敖

20. If you don't take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men climb on them. If you don't refuse, ugly women will climb on you. If you don't make commitments, no woman will be willing to let you climb on them. In fact, it's the same with work: if you don't take the initiative, good positions will be taken away by others. If you don't refuse, all sorts of trivial tasks will be assigned to you, and you will often be criticized. If you don't make commitments, no leader will believe in you, because leaders can't feel your determination. - Li Ao

21. 你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上，想抠都抠不下来。

21. Do you believe me? I could slap you so hard against the wall that you wouldn't be able to peel yourself off.

22. 你无耻的样子，颇有我年轻时候的神韵。

22. Your shameless demeanor bears a striking resemblance to the spirit of my youth.

23. 我身材其实很好，肥而不腻。

23. In fact, I have a great figure; I am chubby but not greasy.

24. 读书务在循序渐进；一书已熟，方读一书，勿得卤莽躐等，虽多无益。胡居仁

24. The study must be done step by step; only after one book has been thoroughly mastered should you proceed to the next. Do not be hasty or skip levels, as even a large number of books will be of no benefit. — Hu Ju Ren

25. 挂了科比就不能挂柯南了，我们都希望挂科比不挂柯南呢《爱情公寓4》

25. If Kobe is eliminated, we can't eliminate Conan either. We all hope that Kobe is eliminated but not Conan. "Love Apartment 4"

26. 猪永远是猪，人有时候不是人！

26. Pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not human!

27. 君子有三乐，而王天下不与存焉。父母俱在，兄弟无故，一乐也；仰不愧于天，俯不怍于人，二乐也；得天下英才而教育之，三乐也。

27. There are three joys for the superior person, but the joy of being the ruler of the world is not included among them. To have both parents still living, and brothers and sisters without any misfortune, that is the first joy; to look up without any shame before Heaven, and look down without any bashfulness before people, that is the second joy; to gain talented people in the world and educate them, that is the third joy.

28. 一本书像一艘船，带领我们从狭獈的地方，驶向生活的无限广阔的海洋。凯勒

28. A book is like a ship that leads us from a narrow place to the vast and boundless ocean of life. — Keller

29. 冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻。

29. It takes more than a microwave to thaw three feet of ice.

30. 山光水色的自然美，对人的气质神韵具有潜移默化的影响，常能使人在风度上于不知不觉间印上它们的影子。 ——金马

30. The natural beauty of mountains and water has a subtle influence on a person's temperament and demeanor, often making people unconsciously imprinted with their shadows in their demeanor. ——Jin Ma

31. 我真想管你爷爷叫一声：爹。

31. I really want to call your grandfather "Dad."

32. 是的，多年以前，我的矫情我的浪漫我的天时地利，到了今天，已经统统过期，更关键的是，当年陪在我身边的那个人，居然选择了中途退票离席。鲍鲸鲸《失恋33天》

32. Yes, many years ago, my melodrama, my romance, and my favorable timing have all expired. More importantly, the person who was by my side back then actually chose to leave halfway through, like a ticket holder who exits the venue early. From the movie "Lost Love for 33 Days" by Bao Jingjing.

33. 万乘之国，弑其君者必千乘之家。千乘之国，弑其君者必百乘之家。

33. In a state with a thousand chariots, anyone who assassinates the ruler must come from a family with a thousand chariots. In a state with a hundred chariots, anyone who assassinates the ruler must come from a family with a hundred chariots.

34. YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet《神探夏洛克》

34. You lower the IQ of the whole street - "Sherlock Holmes"

35. 为其象人而用之也。如之何其使斯民饥而死也。

35. It is because of their human-like nature that they are used in this way. How can one allow these people to starve to death?

36. 天天扯蛋，也不嫌蛋疼。

36. Every day making a fool of myself, yet I don't mind the pain in my balls.

37. 一菲：好歹是个男人，叫得跟小沈阳似的。

37. Yi Fei: He's at least a man, but he cries like Xiao Shenya.

38. 抽是一种生活艺术；找抽是一种生活态度。

38. "Drawing is an art of living; seeking to be drawn is a lifestyle."