1. 当你发现自己属于大多数这边的时候，就应该停下来反思一下。

1. When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to stop and reflect.

2. 如果你一定要保持一个圣洁的灵魂，不要太在意你的衣装。在新的想法成功之前，有新想法的人就是怪人。每个人都像月亮一样，都有不会暴露给别人的阴暗的一面。

2. If you must maintain a pure soul, don't be too concerned about your attire. Before new ideas are successfully implemented, the people who have them are considered odd. Everyone, like the moon, has a dark side that they do not expose to others.

3. 哥伦布，在《品泰号》的护桅索上，高踞空阔渺茫的海面，挥舞帽子，眼巴巴地盯着一片陌生的新世界！这些人才算没白活——他们才算真正懂得什么叫乐趣——他们长长一辈子的快乐全部凑在这短短一瞬间里头了。——马克·吐温

3. Columbus, perched high on the yardarm of the "Pin Tai" ship, overlooking the vast and boundless sea, waved his hat, eagerly gazing at a strange new world! It is these people who have not lived in vain—they truly understand what fun is—they have gathered all the joy of a long lifetime into this brief moment.—Mark Twain

4. 我总是等机会错过了才发现我曾有过机会。

4. I always realize I had a chance only after missing the opportunity.

5. 他发现了人类行为的一大法则，自己还不知道——那就是，为了要使一个大人或小孩极想干某样事情，只需要设法把那件事情弄得不易到手就行了。

5. He discovered a great law of human behavior, of which he himself was unaware—that is, to make an adult or child extremely eager to do something, one only needs to make that thing difficult to obtain.

6. 不阅读好书的人和不能阅读的人一样没有优势。

6. People who do not read good books have no advantage over those who cannot read.

7. 狂热的欲望，会诱出危险的行动，干出荒谬的事情来。——马克·吐温

7. Intense desire can lead to dangerous actions and absurd things. - Mark Twain

8. 人类是唯一会脸红的动物，或是唯一该脸红的动物。

8. Humans are the only animal that blushes, or perhaps the only animal that should blush.

9. 在衣着上你可以不修边幅，但切不可让灵魂染上污点——马克·吐温

9. You can be carefree with your attire, but never let your soul be stained—Mark Twain

10. 他的样子与神情活像一只灰色的大蜘蛛，沾沾自喜地望着一只不幸落到他网中的小虫。

10. His appearance and expression were very much like that of a large gray spider, proudly gazing at a tiny insect that had unfortunately fallen into its web.

11. ldquo;需要不认识任何的法律。

11. "No need to know any laws."

12. 人生在世，有三件事，越是努力，结果可能越是糟糕： 一是爱情，我们越想在喜欢的人面前表现，却越是弄巧成拙；二是睡眠，我们越想赶紧睡着，却越是清醒；三是选择，我们越花时间想选对，却越是后悔。

12. In life, there are three things where the harder you try, the worse the outcome may be: First is love, the more we want to show off in front of the person we like, the more we end up making a mess; second is sleep, the more we want to fall asleep quickly, the more awake we stay; third is choice, the more time we spend trying to make the right decision, the more we regret it.

13. 悲伤可以自行料理；而欢乐的滋味如果要充分体会，你就必须有人分享才行。——马克·吐温

13. Sadness can be dealt with on one's own; but the flavor of joy must be shared by others in order to fully appreciate it. - Mark Twain

14. 我永远不会使用以可疑的方式得来的钱。

14. I will never use money obtained in a suspicious manner.

15. 如果我生下来就是八十岁，而慢慢长到十八岁的话，人生会更加快乐无穷。

15. If I were born at the age of eighty and gradually grew up to eighteen, life would be more joyful and endless.

16. 巨大的财富对于一个不惯于掌握钱财的人，是一种毒害，它侵入他的品德的血肉和骨髓。

16. Great wealth is a poison for someone not accustomed to handling money, as it invades the very flesh and bone of his character.

17. 真诚的朋友，良好的书本和沉睡的良心，这就是理想的生活。——马克·吐温

17. Sincere friends, good books, and a sleeping conscience, this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

18. 当真理还正在穿鞋的时候，谎言就能走遍半个世界。

18. When truth is still putting on its shoes, lies can already walk halfway around the world.

19. 一个青年要是相信他日后必定成个不朽的文学家，他心里自然会感到无比的快慰：这可以说是人生再甜蜜不过的时刻。这种抱负的确是很高贵，然而可惜的是，根基往往是太不牢靠了。——马克·吐温

19. If a youth believes that he is destined to become an immortal literary figure in the future, he will naturally feel an indescribable sense of joy: this can be said to be one of the sweetest moments in life. This ambition is indeed very noble, but unfortunately, the foundation is often too shaky. — Mark Twain

20. 要让大人或小孩渴望做一件事，只需使做事的机会难以获得即可。

20. To make adults or children eager to do something, simply make the opportunity to do so difficult to obtain.

21. 戒律就像按摩疗法，必须用力揉擦。

21. Precepts are like massage therapy, they must be vigorously massaged.

22. 想出新办法的人在他的办法没有成功以前，人家总说他是异想天开。——马克·吐温

22. A person who comes up with new ideas is always considered as having a fanciful imagination until his method succeeds. — Mark Twain

23. 善良是一种聋子能听见、盲人能看见的语言。

23. Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

24. 真理是我们所拥有的东西中，最有价值的东西。让我们节约吧。

24. Truth is the most valuable thing we possess. Let us conserve it.

25. 世界上主要有两类人。第一类人有所成就，第二类人号称自己有所成就。第一类人不如第二类人那么多。

25. There are mainly two types of people in the world. The first type has achieved something, while the second type claims to have achieved something. The first type is not as numerous as the second type.

26. 外国人不需要中国人，中国人也不需要外国人，在这一点上，我任何时候都是和义和团站在起的。义和团是爱国者。他们爱自己的国家胜过爱别的民族的国家。我祝愿他们成功。义和团主张把我们赶出他们的国家。我也是义和团。因为我也主张把他们赶出我们国家。

26. Foreigners are not needed by Chinese, and Chinese are not needed by foreigners; on this point, I am always standing with the Boxers. The Boxers are patriots. They love their own country more than they love the countries of other nations. I wish them success. The Boxers advocate for us to be expelled from their country. I am also a Boxer. Because I also advocate for them to be expelled from our country.

27. 缺乏钱财是所有罪恶的根源。

27. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

28. 善良，是一种世界通用的语言，它可以使盲人感到，聋子闻到。——马克·吐温

28. Kindness is a universal language which makes the blind see and the deaf hear. — Mark Twain

29. 天才蒙受冤屈，他的英名便会因此——马克·吐温

29. A genius wronged will have his reputation thereby——Mark Twain

30. 我们应当感谢我们的恩人亚当。他使我们摆脱了闲暇的幸福，合多们获得了劳动的罪孽。

30. We should be grateful to our benefactor Adam. He freed us from the happiness of idleness, and in so doing, we acquired the sin of labor.

31. 俄日的专制君主掌握权力比全世界其他任何人都大，但是他却不能制止人家打喷嚏。——马克·吐温

31. The autocratic rulers of Russia and Japan wield power greater than anyone else in the world, but they cannot stop others from sneezing. – Mark Twain

32. 他原先自以为爱她爱得发狂，将自己的爱视为满腔痴情，至此方才明白，那充其量只不过是一种渺小可怜、转瞬即逝的偏爱。

32. He had originally thought he loved her passionately, regarding his love as a heartfelt infatuation, but it was not until now that he realized that it was at best a tiny, pitiful, fleeting preference.

33. 人抛弃理智就要受感情的支配，脆弱的感情泛滥不可收拾，象一只船不小心驶入深海，找到碇泊处。——马克·吐温

33. If a person abandons reason, they will be dominated by emotions. Overwhelming and fragile emotions are unstoppable, like a ship that inadvertently sails into the deep sea, only to find a safe anchorage. – Mark Twain

34. 在我们这样自由制度的国家，任何人只要高兴，只要肯花钱，就能自己毒害自己。——马克·吐温

34. In a country with such a free system as ours, anyone can poison themselves as long as they're happy to spend the money. - Mark Twain

35. 真相比虚构更奇怪。这是因为虚构要讲可能性，但真相不受这个限制。

35. Reality is stranger than fiction. This is because fiction must adhere to possibilities, but truth is not bound by this constraint.

36. 有皱纹的地方只表示微笑曾在那儿呆过——马克·吐温

36. The creases in the skin only indicate that a smile has once been there — Mark Twain

37. 真理是我们所拥有的东西中，最有价值的东西。让我们节约吧。——马克·吐温

37. Truth is the most valuable thing we possess. Let us conserve it. — Mark Twain

38. 撒谎的方式一共有八百六十九种，但是其中一种是被严格禁止的不许做伪证陷害你的邻居。

38. There are a total of 869 ways to lie, but one of them is strictly prohibited and you are not allowed to commit perjury to defame your neighbor.

39. 为了练习，首先神造了傻人，然后祂创造了教育委员会。

39. In order to practice, God first created foolish people, and then He created the Education Committee.

40. 愤怒是一种酸，它对储存它的容器的伤害大于它对任何接触它的物体的伤害。

40. Anger is an acid, which does more harm to the container in which it is stored than to any object it comes into contact with.

41. ldquo;经典之作是人人皆称赞却不愿去读的书。

41. "Classics are the books that everyone praises but is unwilling to read.

42. 他们仅仅等了短暂的一刻，却仿佛经历了一个时代。

42. They waited for just a fleeting moment, yet it felt as if an era had passed.

43. 凡是一个人非做不可的事，都叫做“工作”；凡不是一个人非做不可的事，都叫做“娱乐”。

43. Anything that a person has to do is called "work"; anything that a person doesn't have to do is called "entertainment."

44. 亚当是全世界最幸运的男人。因为他没有岳母。

44. Adam is the luckiest man in the world. Because he doesn't have a mother-in-law.

45. 永远要像你不需要金钱那样地工作，永远要像你不曾被伤害过那样地爱，永远要像没有人在注视你那样地跳舞，永远要像在天堂那样地生活。

45. Always work as if you don't need money, always love as if you have never been hurt, always dance as if no one is watching, and always live as if you are in heaven.

46. 保持身体健康的唯一办法，就是吃点你不想吃的，喝点你不想喝的，以及做点你不愿做的事情。

46. The only way to maintain physical health is to eat a little of what you don't want to eat, drink a little of what you don't want to drink, and do a little of what you're not willing to do.

47. 巨大的财富具有充分的**力，足以稳稳当当地起致命的作用，把那些道德基础并不牢固的人引入歧途。

47. The immense wealth possesses sufficient **power** to exert a deadly influence, firmly leading those with shaky moral foundations astray.

48. 习惯就是习惯，谁也不能将其扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下楼。

48. Habits are habits, and no one can throw them out the window; they can only be gradually coaxed down the stairs step by step.

49. 我认为，我认识的每一个人都有道德，虽然我不喜欢问。我知道我有。但我宁可天天教别人道德，而不愿自己实践道德。把道德交给别人去吧，这是我的座右铭。把道德送完了。你就永远用不着了。

49. I believe that everyone I know has a sense of morality, although I don't like to ask about it. I know I do. But I would rather teach others about morality every day than practice it myself. Let's leave the morality to others, that's my motto. Once you've given away all the morality, you'll never need it again.

50. 一种传统习俗越是不合理，就越是难以彻底革除。

50. The more unreasonable a traditional custom is, the harder it is to completely eradicate it.

51. 我给我母亲添了不少乱，但是我认为她对此颇为享受。——马克·吐温

51. I've caused quite a bit of trouble for my mother, but I think she rather enjoys it.—Mark Twain

52. 打消了一切忧虑，卸下了一切担子，一时不由感到满足，真好比心里搬开一块大石头。——马克·吐温

52. Having dispelled all worries and laid down all burdens, I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction, as if I had removed a great stone from my heart. — Mark Twain

53. 和某人旅行，是发现你究竟是喜欢此人还是讨厌此人的最好方法。

53. Traveling with someone is the best way to discover whether you actually like this person or not.

54. 当你为爱情而钓鱼时，要用你的心当作饵，而不是用你的脑筋。

54. When you fish for love, use your heart as bait, not your brain.

55. 他们生来用不着动脑筋他们生来用不着为世事操心。他们这帮人没身份没德行没教养，没头脑，没才气在糊里糊涂的一生中，心里始终存在出人意外的平安。

55. They are born without the need to think, without the need to worry about worldly affairs. This group of people lacks status, morality, education, intelligence, and talent. In their confused life, they always have an unexpected peace in their hearts.

56. 没有一个世纪，也没有一个国家曾经缺少过这样的专家，他们能够知道上帝的心思，而且也愿意表示出来。

56. No century nor any country has ever lacked such experts who can understand God's will and are willing to express it.

57. 真正的大不敬是不尊重别人的神。

57. The true great disrespect is to not respect others' gods.

58. 你们卑鄙的人类就是这样老是扯谎，老是自以为具有那些实在不具备的美德，却否认那些较高等动物具有它们。野兽从来没有干过一桩残酷的事情这是有道德的动物的专利。一只野兽叫旁的东西受痛苦是出于无意的，这就没什么不对，因为对它来说，根本就汉有不对的事情，它叫旁的东西受苦痛，并不是出于高兴只有人才这么干。这就是受了人那种乱七八糟的道德心的鼓舞。

58. You despicable humans are always lying and always think you possess virtues that you actually do not have, while denying that higher animals possess them as well. Beasts have never committed any cruel acts; such behavior is exclusive to morally upright animals. When a beast causes another to suffer unintentionally, there is nothing wrong with it, because for it, there is no wrong in doing so. It does not cause suffering out of joy; only humans act this way. This is because they are motivated by that chaotic moral sense in humans.

59. 每一个人一生都有两种时候不应该投机冒险：一是他有本钱投机的时候，二是他干不起的时候。——马克·吐温

59. Everyone has two times in their life when they should not投机冒险: one is when they have capital to投机, and the other is when they cannot afford to. — Mark Twain

60. 七十寿辰！这是人们获得一种新的令人敬畏的尊严的幸福时刻。这时，你可以把压抑已达三十余年的故作深沉弃之一旁，无所畏惧，泰然自若地站在人生的七级顶锋向下观望，教诲他人而不会受到指责。

60. The 70th birthday! This is a happy moment when people attain a new, awe-inspiring dignity. At this time, you can discard the artificially profound demeanor that you have suppressed for over thirty years, stand fearlessly and calmly at the summit of life's seven levels, looking down upon others with wisdom without being criticized.

61. 如果你收养一条快要饿死的狗，把它喂得肥肥的，那它决不会咬你。这就是人与狗的主要差别——马克·吐温

61. If you adopt a starving dog and fatten it up, it will never bite you. That is the main difference between humans and dogs — Mark Twain

62. 人生在世，必须善处境，万不可浪费时间，作无益的烦恼。

62. In life, one must be skillful in dealing with circumstances and must never waste time in useless worries.

63. 人是唯一会脸红的动物，或者说是唯一需要脸红的动物。

63. Humans are the only animal that blushes, or rather, the only animal that needs to blush.

64. 永远说实话，这样的话你就不用去记你曾经说过些什么。

64. Always tell the truth, then you won't have to remember what you have said before.

65. 人生如一次长长的旅行，旅行中有坦途也有弯路，你得以平静的心态面对每一天，挑战自我，执着向前，一如既往地朝着目的地走下去。当你到达终点站顾却来径时，才发现人生的旅途有喜有忧，有笑有泪，甚至得少失多，而这一切已构成了你生命旅程的全部。

65. Life is like a long journey, with both straight paths and winding roads. You must face each day with a calm mindset, challenge yourself, persist forward, and continue walking towards your destination as usual. When you arrive at the final station and look back on the path, you realize that the journey of life is filled with joy and sorrow, laughter and tears, and even times when you gain less than you lose. All of these have together构成了你生命旅程的全部.

66. 仅靠一句赞扬我就能很好地活两个月。

66. Just one compliment can make me live well for two months.

67. 这句话折磨着国王的灵魂，好像一个用阴谋诡计害死了朋友的人，听到死者的丧钟而灵魂受到折磨一样。

67. This sentence tormented the king's soul, just like a person who has killed a friend with cunning and intrigue, experiencing torment upon hearing the funeral bell of the deceased.

68. 美国除了国会而外，并没有本国的彰明较著的罪恶集团，这大概是有许多事实和数字可以证明的。——马克·吐温

68. Apart from Congress, the United States has no notorious criminal organizations of its own, and this is something that can be proven by numerous facts and figures. - Mark Twain

69. 真理的靴子尚未穿上，谎言就跑遍世界。

69. The shoes of truth have not been put on, and lies have run all over the world.

70. 快乐不是一件自我存在的东西，它仅是与其他不快乐事情的一个相对比照，这就是快乐的整个情况。

70. Happiness is not a self-existing thing; it is merely a relative contrast to other unhappinesses, which is the whole situation of happiness.

71. 巨大的财富具有充分的诱惑力，足以稳稳当当地起致命的作用，把那些道德基础并不牢固的人引入歧途。——马克·吐温

71. Great wealth has a powerful allure, enough to play a deadly role, leading those with a shaky moral foundation astray. - Mark Twain

72. 强者，藐视困难，弱者，仰视困难。

72. The strong look down upon difficulties, while the weak look up to them.