1. 老娘一定像个男人一样活着，不然对不起在我背后看笑话的。

1. The old woman will definitely live like a man, otherwise, it will be a shame to those who are laughing at me behind my back.

2. 我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。

2. I like you so much, would you die if you liked me back?

3. 要么有美貌，要么有智慧，如果两者你都不占绝对优势，麻烦你人好点。

3. Either be beautiful or be wise. If you don't have an absolute advantage in either, please be a good person.

4. 你妹的敢诅咒我吃方便面没调料包，我就诅咒你吃方便面只有调料包。

4. What the hell, you dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets? I'll curse you for eating instant noodles that only have seasoning packets.

5. 菇凉，你可以不赞同姐的想法，但你没资格，说姐做的不对。

5. Girlfriend, you may not agree with my ideas, but you don't have the资格 to say that what I'm doing is wrong.

6. 只要你是我的朋友，哪怕十恶不赦，为天地所不容，我也要站在你身边。

6. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you even if you are a scoundrel, unworthy of the earth and sky.

7. 这个世界上任何东西都会被时间涂抹更改，但，有你在，我便也在。

7. Anything in this world will be changed and altered by time, but with you, I am also here.

8. 小姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马，睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的，这样的驴就被命名为：经济适用男 。

8. Little girls all dream of finding a white horse in their dreams, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is filled with gray donkeys. After being overwhelmed with grief, they can only choose a strong and sturdy one from the donkey herd. Such donkeys are named: "Economical and Practical Guys."

9. 最狗屁的分手理由就是咱俩不合适，除了我你还能找到最合适的吗？

9. The most ridiculous reason for breaking up is that we're not a good match. Can you find someone more suitable than me?

10. 伱再帅再帅直到一塌糊涂，也只能爱莪一个人。

10. No matter how handsome you are, even if you're a mess, you can only love me.

11. 也许，很久以后你才会懂，像我这般倔强的人，是要鼓足多大的勇气才会求你别丢下我，又是憋着多大一股劲才会彻底把你赶出我的生活。

11. Perhaps, it will be a long time before you understand that for someone as stubborn as me, it takes a great deal of courage to beg you not to leave me, and it requires a lot of effort to completely push you out of my life.

12. 你说你想咸鱼翻身，我说咸鱼翻过来还是咸鱼啊。

12. You say you want to turn over as a dead fish, and I say even if the dead fish is flipped over, it's still a dead fish.

13. 我不信命 ，我只信双手去打

13. I don't believe in fate, I only believe in using my own hands to fight.

14. 一个女人最大的骄傲不是长相多好，而是她男朋友有多么疼她！

14. The greatest pride of a woman is not how good-looking she is, but how much her boyfriend loves and cherishes her!

15. 我只有一份爱，要么不付出，要付出，就是全部。

15. I have only one kind of love; either I don't give it, or if I do, it's all.

16. 万事我都靠自己 用不着你瞧得起

16. I depend on myself for everything; I don't need you to look down on me.

17. 万事我都靠自己， 用不着你瞧得起

17. I can do everything on my own, I don't need you to look down on me.

18. 人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，礼让三分;人再犯我，我还一针;人还犯我，斩草除根。

18. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; if someone offends me, I will show three points of etiquette; if someone offends me again, I will retaliate with a needle; if someone offends me once more, I will uproot the grass to its roots.

19. 不是自己的双手创造的东西，根本没资格炫耀，懂吗！

19. Anything not created with one's own hands is not worthy of boasting about, understand that!

20. 因为无能为力，所以顺其自然。因为心无所恃，所以随遇而安。

20. Because of powerlessness, one goes with the flow. Because the heart has nothing to rely on, one is content with whatever comes along.

21. 那种可硬可软可泼可娇可傲的女汉子才最值得你拥有。

21. It's the kind of woman who can be tough, soft, rebellious,娇媚, or proud that is truly worth having.

22. 老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。

22. The moment I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.

23. 只要你心够狠，这世界上就没有什么事会让你伤心难受。

23. As long as you are ruthless enough, there is nothing in this world that will make you feel sad or distressed.

24. 我坚信几年后我可以带着我的爱人站在你的面前说谢谢你当年不爱

24. I firmly believe that in a few years, I will stand before you with my beloved and say thank you for not loving me back then.

25. 往后余生，愿我无坚不摧，愿我百毒不侵，愿我刀枪不入，愿我狼心狗肺，愿我逍遥快活。

25. For the rest of my life, may I be indestructible, immune to all poisons, immune to blades and spears, may I have a wolf's heart and a dog's liver, and may I live carefree and happily.

26. 我的容颜不敢跟你们斗艳，但我的特别你们无人可比。

26. I dare not compete with you in beauty, but my uniqueness is unparalleled by anyone.

27. 你要伤我就尽管来伤，我有各种坚强。

27. Feel free to hurt me, I have all sorts of strength.

28. 我不稀罕浪子回头，喜欢我的人一开始就要痴心不改。

28. I don't care about a prodigal son returning to the right path; I like it when someone is devoted from the very beginning and never changes their affection.

29. 幸福是什么？幸福就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头。

29. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and we watch others gnaw on bones.

30. 间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。

30. During an attack of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers, and do not seek out acquaintances.

31. 闺密玩好了就是小时代，玩不好就是甄嬛传，哥们处好了就是水浒传，处不好就是上海滩。

31. When close friends get along well, it's like the film "The Flowers of Shanghai"; when they don't, it's like the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan." When brothers get along well, it's like the classic novel "Water Margin"; when they don't, it's like the movie "Shanghai滩."

32. 我的快乐， 不用你成全

32. My happiness, don't need you to fulfill

33. 天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！

33. Born to belong to cucumbers, what a shame! Born to belong to walnuts, what a kick! Born to belong to broken motorcycles, what a kick! Born to belong to a wife like a screw, what a twist!

34. 看的是脸 图的是钱 要的是面子

34. It's about appearances, money is the goal, and face is what's sought after.

35. 我不信命 我只信双手去打

35. I don't believe in fate; I only believe in using my own hands to fight.

36. 手插口袋，谁都不爱 。

36. If your hands are in your pockets, no one will love you.

37. 你其实不用这么冷淡，你放心，我也没想过要纠缠。

37. You don't have to be so cold. You can be assured, I have never thought of纠缠 you.

38. 我可以惯着你 也可以换了你。

38. I can indulge you or replace you.

39. 逆风的方向，更适合飞翔。我不怕万人阻挡，只怕自己投降。

39. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by a thousand people, but I am afraid of surrendering to myself.

40. 把你捧上天堂， 也可以亲手把你摔向地狱

40. I can lift you to heaven, or I can personally push you into hell.

41. 做女人要有骨气，要么恋爱到结婚，要么骄傲做单身。

41. As a woman, one should have backbone; either fall in love and get married, or be proud as a single person.

42. 别对我那么好奇，爱情友情你都不配与我为敌。

42. Don't be so curious about me; neither love nor friendship deserves to be an enemy of mine.

43. 庆幸我曾遇见过忐忑过深爱过伤心过所以不曾遗憾过

43. I am grateful that I have ever been nervous, deeply in love, and heartbroken, so I have never regretted.

44. 尊严这种东西，你得有实力扞卫，否则，那就是死要面子活受罪。

44. Respect is something that you need strength to defend; otherwise, it's just a matter of dying for face and suffering in life.