1. 你用一百分的努力和成功做交换，没有不成交的。

1. With one hundred percent effort and success as the exchange, there is no deal that cannot be struck.

2. 醉过才知酒浓，爱过才知情重。你不能做我的诗，正如我不能做你的梦。

2. Only after being drunk can one know the richness of wine, and only after loving can one know the depth of affection. You cannot write my poem, just as I cannot weave your dream.

3. 给我一女人，我能创造一民族。回复：给你一头目猪，明年猪肉就降价。

3. Give me a woman, and I can create a nation. Reply: Give me a pig leader, and next year pork prices will drop.

4. 用一刹那交换一个天长地久，用现在交换你的从此以后。

4. Trade a moment for eternity, exchange the present for your 'thereafter'.

5. 自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

5. Since using the black toothpaste, my teeth have become white and I have turned darker.

6. 单词，快到脑子里来！你才到脑子里去！你就不能换个大点的脑子吗？

6. Words, come into your brain quickly! You've just gone into your brain! Can't you get a bigger brain?

7. 我一个人又不是不行，我从来强悍的不用人担心

7. I can do it on my own, and I've always been strong enough not to worry about it.

8. 我是我。不必讨你喜。

8. I am myself. There's no need to please you.

9. 用沉默对付他人的非议，在强者是一种风度在弱者是一种聪明。

9. Using silence to confront others' criticisms is a demeanor in the strong and a wisdom in the weak.

10. 带着你的泪，你的笑，你的虚伪，从哪来滚哪去。

10. With your tears, your laughter, your hypocrisy, where you came from, go back there.

11. 媳妇快跑啊，怪兽来了我不我不跑为什么？因为我爱上了怪兽怪兽也爱上了我我要和怪兽在一起。

11. Hurry up, my wife, the monster is coming! I won't, I won't run. Why? Because I fell in love with the monster, and the monster fell in love with me. I want to be with the monster.

12. 哥哥，把我耳机拿过来我觉得你应该说请字把我耳机请过来

12. Brother, hand me my headphones. I think you should say "please" and say, "Please hand me my headphones."

13. 我不能给你全世界。但是，我的世界，全部给你！

13. I can't give you the whole world. But, my world, all of it to you!

14. 有自信的女人不是自大，自信是相信，也只有相信才会幸福。

14. A confident woman is not arrogant; confidence is about believing, and it is only through believing that one can be happy.

15. 我惊动了韶光，如今它还我一席哀痛。

15. I stirred up the fleeting time, and now it returns me a share of sorrow.

16. 成功的事人人享有，但成功的路不一定人人想走。

16. Success is something everyone enjoys, but the path to success is not necessarily a path everyone wants to take.

17. 我不想欠你的，你泼我的冷水我都收集了，煮沸后我会泼回去给你。

17. I don't want to owe you anything. I've collected the cold water you threw at me, and I'll boil it up and throw it back at you.

18. 我选择的是遗忘，记住的是现在，憧憬着是未来。

18. I choose forgetfulness, remember the present, and look forward to the future.

19. 拥抱这世界唯一的你， 无可救药的坚定。

19. Embrace the unique you in this world, the irredeemably firm.

20. 我攒了一年的头皮屑，只为你想看一场雪

20. I've collected a year's worth of dandruff just for you to see a snowfall.

21. 人生最大的悲痛就是偏执地爱着一个不爱个人的人。

21. The greatest sorrow in life is to fanatically love a person who does not love you in return.

22. 喜欢你的人，要你的现在；爱你的人，也要你的未来。

22. Those who like you want your present; those who love you, also want your future.

23. ldquo;你对一个人最高级别的信任是什么跟他出门不带脑子

23. "What is the highest level of trust you have in someone, to the point where you would let them go out without a brain?"

24. 我不是坚强的人，但我知道该坚强的时候，装也得装出坚强。

24. I am not a strong person, but I know when I need to be strong, I have to pretend to be strong.

25. 同窗共读三千载，你和我促膝并肩两情深似海。

25. We have shared the same desk and studied together for three millennia, and our hearts are as deep as the sea, side by side, close as kin.

26. 睡觉是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步。

26. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing the path of art.

27. 我们之间的暧昧，你让我别误会，我说你自恋了。

27. The ambiguity between us, you tell me not to misunderstand, I say you're narcissistic.

28. 赖床是对周末最起码的尊重。

28. Sleeping in is the least respect you can show for the weekend.

29. 班上的情侣一抓一大把，可我觉得单身也照样活的更好，不是吗？

29. There are plenty of couples in our class, but I think you can live just as well being single, can't you?

30. 看我不顺眼的时候，你可以选择自杀，也可以选择眼瞎!

30. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

31. 现在我感觉到了心很自由，身体已经蠢蠢欲动

31. Now I feel my heart is free, and my body is already restless and eager.

32. 你除了爱我，并无活路。否则，你终将被溺死于我排山倒海的思念。

32. There is no other way for you but to love me. Otherwise, you will eventually be drowned in the overwhelming waves of my thoughts.

33. 你连叹气都可以美得像是在浅笑，这样要我怎样画出哀痛的你。

33. You can sigh beautifully as if you are smiling slightly. How then can I paint the sorrowful you?

34. 你把我看的轻如鸿毛，就别指望自己还是我心中的泰山。

34. If you treat me as light as a feather, don't expect to still be the Tai Mountain in my heart.

35. 我一直对自己说，想不开就不想，得不到就不要。

35. I've always been telling myself, if you can't think it through, don't think about it; if you can't get it, don't want it.

36. 与其卑微的爱恋， 不如高傲的孤独。

36. It's better to be proud and lonely than to be humble in love.

37. 他纵使有千般不好万般辜负可我还是爱他我还是那么的没出息

37. Even though he has a thousand faults and a million betrayals, I still love him; I'm still that pitifully lacking in backbone.

38. 人生在世就应该像柯南那样，有一种我走到哪就让别人死到哪的霸气。

38. In life, one should have the audacity of Conan, the kind of霸气 that makes others wish they were dead wherever I go.

39. 如果你认为我很好骗， 那请你继续， 我看着你表演。

39. If you think I'm easy to deceive, please go ahead, I'll be watching your performance.

40. 天气冷得像个笑话，日子过得像句废话。

40. The weather is so cold it's like a joke, and the days pass like idle talk.

41. 东武望余杭，云海天涯两杳茫。何日功成名遂了，还乡，醉笑陪公三万场。不用诉离觞，痛饮从来别有肠。

41. Looking to the east, I long for the city of Wuyang, where the misty clouds obscure the distant horizon. When will I achieve my goals and win fame, then return to my hometown, drunk and laughing, accompanying you in ten thousand gatherings? There's no need to lament the parting cup; drinking deeply has always had a different kind of sorrow.

42. 如果生活踹了你好多脚，别忘了给它两个耳光，反抗总比流泪强。

42. If life has kicked you many times, don't forget to give it two slaps in return, resistance is always better than crying.

43. 最可恨的不是小三，而是经不住诱惑的小瘪三。

43. The most detestable is not the mistress, but the scoundrel who cannot resist temptation.

44. 朋友，我只在乎质量，不在乎数量，交的是心!

44. Friend, I care about quality, not quantity, and what I value is the heart I exchange!

45. 如果我死了，别忘了在我的棺材里面安个空调，格力的。

45. If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, a Gree one.

46. 如果。每说一次谎。心就会增加一处空白。我想。我的那颗。早已没了颜色。

46. If. Every time one tells a lie. A blank spot is added to the heart. I think. My heart has long lost its color.

47. 真正笑点低的姑娘就是你冲着她笑几秒她就会开始冲你傻笑

47. The girl with a genuinely low humor threshold is the one who will start grinning foolishly at you after you smile at her for just a few seconds.

48. 我曾经穿过山和大海，在那山的那边海的那边有一群蓝精灵。

48. I have crossed mountains and seas, and beyond those mountains and beyond that sea, there is a group of Smurfs.

49. 若是其时紧紧拥抱，是不是结局就不会这么马虎。

49. If we had hugged tightly at that moment, would the ending have been any less hasty?

50. 我爱你时，你说什么就是什么。我不爱你时，你说你是什么。

50. When I love you, whatever you say is right. When I don't love you, you can say whatever you are.

51. 熊一样的大神！你这完全是在用你的歌声召唤亡灵啊！

51. Great god, bear-like! You're completely summoning the spirits with your singing!

52. 你要怎样宽恕韶光丢失的进程使人伤悲。

52. How can you forgive the process of lost time, which causes sorrow?

53. 宁愿在男人堆里做个女汉子，也不愿在女人堆里玩儿脑子。

53. I would rather be a tomboy among men than play with my brain among women.

54. 我本来想给生活一个吻，而现实却给了我两巴掌，你说作为回报，我能不踹他一脚么？

54. I had intended to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps instead. You know, as repayment, can I not kick it back?

55. 我又不是小三冷风干嘛在我脸上抽耳光呢。

55. I'm not a mistress, why is the cold wind slapping me in the face?

56. 她塞着满嘴的辣条他突然来到她面前她尴尬的低下头他摸着她的头轻笑着说你真可爱。

56. She stuffed her mouth full of spicy strips; suddenly, he appeared in front of her, and she awkwardly lowered her head. He patted her head, smiling and saying, "You're so cute."

57. 远看青山绿水，近看龇牙咧嘴，远看绿水清山，近看满脸斑点。

57. From a distance, the green mountains and clear waters are seen; up close, they are full of crooked teeth and twisted smiles. From a distance, the clear waters and green mountains are visible; up close, they are spotted all over the face.

58. 别以为你很重要，没了你我照样活，活的更精彩！

58. Don't think you're that important; without me, I'll still live, and live even more vibrantly!

59. ldquo;看我给你变个魔术，能让你忘记你是一条狗慢着，我又不是狗看，你忘记了吧！

59. "Watch me perform a magic trick for you, and it will make you forget that you are a dog. But wait, I'm not a dog! Look, have you forgotten?"

60. 如果哪天想环游世界了我就围着你转一圈

60. If one day I want to travel around the world, I'll go around you in a circle.

61. 姑娘，踏入社会的时候，该收一收你那脾气了。不要什么话都跟别人讲，你说的是心里话，他们听的是笑话。姑娘，记住，很多狗装人装的很像，不要太相信那些表象。

61. Young lady, as you step into society, it's time to rein in your temper. Don't share everything with others; what you say may be your sincere words, but they might take it as a joke. Remember, many dogs can mimic humans very well; don't be too trusting of appearances.

62. 投身革命即为家，血雨腥风应有涯。取义成仁今日事，人间遍种自由花。

62. Devoting oneself to revolution is home, the fierce bloodshed should have an end. Seeking righteousness and sacrifice is today's matter, and freedom flowers are planted throughout the world.

63. 我宁愿创造自己的悲伤，也不会抄袭别人的快乐。

63. I would rather create my own sadness than copy someone else's happiness.

64. 我喜欢你却支支吾吾说不出来。

64. I like you but I can't find the words to say it.

65. 天下乌鸦一般黑，天下基佬一大堆。

65. All crows are black in the world, and there are a lot of queers in the world.

66. 我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？

66. I am just a passerby you would forget as you turn, why should I waste my youthful years with you all the way to the ends of the earth?

67. 当所有的爱熄灭，还可以点燃自己，让心亮着。

67. When all love is extinguished, one can still ignite oneself, keeping the heart bright.

68. 我可以爱的轰轰烈烈，也可以走的干干脆脆，但这一切都取决于你。

68. I can love with all my passion, or walk away cleanly, but it all depends on you.

69. 能笑到快要断气的人自然也可以哭得无声无息

69. Those who can laugh until they almost suffocate can also cry in silence without a sound.

70. 最开始，我是你的氧气，后来，我是空气，最后，我就成了二氧化碳。

70. Initially, I was your oxygen, then I became air, and finally, I turned into carbon dioxide.

71. 俗话说天妒英才，所以人还是蠢点好。

71. As the saying goes, heaven curses talents, so it's better for people to be a bit dumb.