1. 她丑她胖，她是我对象，你瘦你美，看不上你。他穷他矮，他是我兄弟，你富你高，照样干你。

1. She's ugly and fat, she's my girlfriend, you're slim and beautiful, you're not good enough for you. He's poor and short, he's my brother, you're rich and tall, and you're still doing it to you.

2. 48假设相遇之后依然有别离，我但愿，从未相遇。

2. 48 If there is still separation after the encounter, I wish, I had never met.

3. 8一切只能靠自己,别人能帮你一时,帮不可一世。

3.8 Everything depends on yourself alone; others can help you for a moment, but they cannot help you forever.

4. 我不是***，捧不起你，也没有精力去关心你。

4. I am not ***, I can't boost you up, nor do I have the energy to care about you.

5. 别说我高傲，我只是拒绝与禽兽打交道。

5. Don't say I'm proud, I'm just refusing to have anything to do with beasts.

6. 如若相爱，便携手到老；如若错过，便护他安好。

6. If you love each other, hold hands until the end; if you miss each other, protect each other's well-being.

7. 9-给爷收起你的虚情假意，向着太阳一路狂滚。

7. 9 - Stop your insincere show and roll towards the sun all the way.

8. 30有时候喜欢听歌不是因为歌唱的好听而是因为词写的像自我。

8.30 Sometimes, the reason for liking a song is not because it's melodious, but because the lyrics seem like they're written for oneself.

9. 往前走不一定能遇到好事，但不往前也许会死。

9. Moving forward doesn't guarantee good things, but not moving forward might lead to death.

10. 对不起，敬个礼，发个屁，臭死你。

10. Sorry, give a salute, let out a fart, stink you up.

11. 浪漫的情人节到了，还记得我们的许诺吗愿与你共度今生，永存浪漫，爱到永远!

11. The romantic Valentine's Day is here, do you remember our promise? May we spend our lives together, forever romantic, and love each other until eternity!

12. 幸福太少，因为我们想要的太多。越简单的生活和日子，越会有幸福的味道，越容易品味到快乐的真谛。

12. There is too little happiness because we want too much. The simpler the life and days, the more they will taste of happiness, and the easier it will be to savor the essence of joy.

13. 横溢的不只是才华，还有腰间的脂肪

13. Overflowing not only with talent, but also with the fat around the waist.

14. 7青春像一场大雨，即使感冒了，还盼望回头再淋它一次。

14. Youth is like a heavy rainstorm; even if you catch a cold, you still hope to get drenched in it again.

15. 万人追不如一人疼，万人宠不如一人懂。

15. It's not the number of people chasing after you that matters, but the one who cherishes you. It's not the number of people pampering you, but the one who truly understands you.

16. 你的照片放在我的办公桌上，清晨看着你，上午看着你，中午看着你，下午看着你，傍晚看着你，晚上看着你。"咕噜咕噜，老婆，什么时候开饭呀"

16. Your photo is on my desk, and I look at you in the morning, in the afternoon, at noon, in the evening, at night. "Gurgling, my wife, when will dinner be ready?"

17. 我命犯一世桃花！伱注定孤独一世。

17. I am cursed with endless peach blossoms in my life! You are destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

18. 25原来爱情真的不是个东西，他只是一个感情而已。

18. 25 In fact, love is not a thing at all; it's just an emotion.

19. 12整个世界忽然间只剩下了一个人的天长地久。

19.12 Suddenly, the whole world was reduced to an eternity of solitude for just one person.

20. 5有时候，当你做对的时候，没有人会记得，而当你做错的时候，连呼吸都是错。

20.5 Sometimes, when you do the right thing, no one remembers, but when you do wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

21. 27如果爱真的那么简单，你又何必狼狈不堪。

21. 27 If love were really that simple, then why do you have to be so pitifully embarrassed?

22. 与其卑微的流泪，不如高傲的笑。

22. It is better to laugh proudly than to weep humbly.

23. 听大家说讨厌这个明星，讨厌那个明星，但很少听到大家说过讨厌范冰冰。

23. I've heard people complain about this celebrity and that celebrity, but rarely have I heard anyone say they dislike Fan Bingbing.

24. 一生中；你唯一需要回头的时候，是为了看自己到底走了多远。

24. In your lifetime; the only time you need to look back is to see how far you have actually gone.

25. 46与人相处：你尊重我，我就尊重你，你无视我，我就无视你，就这么简单！别惯坏了不知领情的人；别喂饱了不懂回馈的心。

25. Interacting with people: If you respect me, I will respect you; if you disregard me, I will disregard you. It's that simple! Don't spoil someone who doesn't know how to be grateful; don't feed a heart that doesn't understand the value of reciprocation.

26. 情人眼里出西施，仇人眼里出僵尸。

26. To the lover's eyes, Xishi appears; to the enemy's eyes, a zombie appears.

27. 不要为了别人而改变自己，做你自己，那些在乎你的人会更喜欢那个真正的你。

27. Don't change yourself for others; be yourself, for those who care about you will like the real you even more.

28. 成功就是你被击落到失望的深渊之后反弹得有多高。

28. Success is measured by how high you bounce back after being knocked down into the abyss of disappointment.

29. 情书是我写的，玫瑰是我送的，照片是我拿的，电话是我打的，信息是我发的，祝情人节快乐!

29. The love letter was written by me, the roses were given by me, the photo was taken by me, the phone call was made by me, the message was sent by me. Happy Valentine's Day!

30. 不要把我的关心当作理所当然，不管我有多爱你，最总也会有疲惫的一天。

30. Do not take my concern for granted; no matter how much I love you, there will always come a day when I feel exhausted.

31. 虽然你不是我的竹马，但我也要是你的青梅。

31. Although you're not my childhood friend, I also want to be your childhood comrade.

32. 我不是可爱范儿，穿不出你要的范儿。但是我的范儿绝对有你撑不起的气场。

32. I'm not the type who is cute, and I can't wear the style you want. But my style definitely has a presence that you can't support.

33. 生活就像连续剧，你不往后看，永远都不知道结局

33. Life is like a soap opera; if you don't look back, you'll never know the ending.

34. 还好这痛不致命，但我会永远记住的，接下来看我的给的回报有多丰盛。

34. Fortunately, this pain is not life-threatening, but I will always remember it, and now let's see how abundant the reward will be for what I have given.

35. 2总有一些事情，让你在不经意中就看清一些人。

35.2 There are always some things that make you see certain people in an unexpected way.

36. 爱你的时候什么都是好的，不爱你的时候别人都是好的。

36. When I love you, everything is good; when I don't love you, everyone else is good.

37. 33分开还是之后风尘仆仆无论哪种选择请远离悬崖请不要将期望寄托在寻常。

37. Whether it's splitting at 33 or after the dusty journey, whichever choice you make, please stay away from the cliff. Do not place your expectations on the ordinary.

38. 学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

38. Study needs to be added, pride needs to be reduced, opportunities need to be multiplied, and laziness needs to be divided.

39. 身边的朋友越二，你应该越拿出真心，因为越二的人越没有心计。

39. The more absurd your friends are, the more sincerity you should show, because the more absurd a person is, the less cunning they tend to be.

40. 莪会放下，请给我一个让我离开你旳理由。

40. I will let go, please give me a reason for me to leave you.

41. 闭上你的嘴，我就长这样，又不是拿给你看的，不要在那指指点点的！

41. Shut your mouth! I look like this, I'm not showing it to you, don't point and comment on it!

42. 我喜欢邓丽君，死掉了;喜欢翁美玲，自杀了;喜欢梅艳芳，病故了;喜欢黄家驹，摔死了;喜欢张国荣，跳-楼了;我喜欢你，你自己看着办

42. I like Deng Lijun, she passed away; I like翁美玲, she committed suicide; I like 梅艳芳, she died of illness; I like 黄家驹, he died from a fall; I like 张国荣, he jumped off a building; I like you, you figure it out for yourself.

43. 雷锋少了，雷人多了，为人民服务的少了，为人民币服务的多了，挽着奶奶过马路的少了，挽着**过马路的多了。

43. Less Lei Feng, more "Lei Ren" (a colloquial term for a very annoying or strange person), fewer people serving the people, more people serving the Renminbi (Chinese currency), fewer people holding their grandmothers' hands to cross the road, more people holding someone else's hands to cross the road.

44. 生活每天都会有变化，期待是一件值得的事情。

44. Life is always changing, and anticipating is something worth doing.

45. 糖吃太多会得糖尿病，喜欢你太过会累。

45. Eating too much sugar can lead to diabetes, and loving you too much can be tiring.

46. 35爱一首歌，常常是因为某句歌词，让你想起生命中那些打动你的故事。

46. 35 I often fall in love with a song because of a particular lyric that reminds me of those touching stories in my life.

47. 不拼不搏人生白活，不苦不累人生无味。

47. If one does not strive or compete, life is as if it were wasted. If one does not endure hardship or toil, life lacks meaning.

48. 十年前我渴望远走，希望死在摇滚乐里，十年后我身心疲惫，割开喉咙唱起民谣。

48. Ten years ago, I yearned to wander far away, hoping to die within the embrace of rock music. Ten years later, I am physically and mentally exhausted, cutting my throat to sing folk songs.

49. 岁月漫长，有你们在真好；致青春，致兄弟们。

49. The years are long, it's great to have you all; to youth, to my brothers.

50. 时光会叫你看清，谁是真朋友谁是喂不熟的狗。

50. Time will show you who is a true friend and who is an untrainable dog.

51. 泥是窝的嘴矮!泥是窝的蒙香!窝深情地看着泥!窝要对泥说，窝矮泥!(请大声朗读)

51. You are my little mouth! You are my sweet scent! I look at you with deep affection! I want to tell you, you are my treasure! (Please read aloud)

52. 想作你的被子把你覆盖;又想做你的枕头用温柔把你掩埋;更想作你的毛巾每天能把你的脸颊紧挨

52. I want to be your blanket, covering you; I also want to be your pillow, gently burying you with my warmth; even more, I want to be your towel, every day pressing your cheeks close to mine.

53. 步子迈大了，容易扯蛋；步子迈小了，容易挤蛋；不扯不挤了，又闲的蛋疼，做男人多累。

53. Taking big steps is easy to pull a muscle; taking small steps is easy to squeeze a muscle; not pulling or squeezing and you're still feeling restless, how tiring it is to be a man.

54. 3我磕磕碰碰走了那么多路，怎么能不会首，怎能不心疼。

54. I've stumbled and bumbled my way through so many miles, how could I not be weary, how could I not feel aching.

55. 你始终有千万种理由，而我却一直跟随你的感受。

55. You always have a thousand and one reasons, while I have always followed your feelings.

56. 不要问我从哪里来，我的故乡是停尸房。

56. Don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.

57. 如果你在背后议论我，那只能说明，我活的明显要比你精彩许多。

57. If you are talking about me behind my back, it can only mean that I am living a much more exciting life than you.

58. 女生往往这样想：别想了，他不喜欢我。男生却这样想：他要喜欢我，她早就来找我了。

58. Girls often think: Don't think about it, he doesn't like me. Boys, on the other hand, think: If he likes me, she would have come to find me long ago.