1. 扔硬币：正面就去上网、反面就去睡觉，立起来就去写作业。

1. Coin toss: If it lands on heads, go online; if tails, go to sleep; if it stands up, do your homework.

2. 相遇是错，认识是错，在一起更是错，对你动心是错，和你恋爱还是错，爱上你更是一个错，全部都是错。

2. Meeting you is wrong, knowing you is wrong, being together is even more wrong. Being attracted to you is wrong, falling in love with you is still wrong, and loving you is yet another mistake. Everything is wrong.

3. 20风声，雨声，读书声，声声入耳;家事，国事，天下事，事事关心。

3. The sound of the wind, the sound of the rain, the sound of reading, each sound enters the ears; family matters, national matters, and world matters, all matters are of concern.

4. 对我交心的人，我对你两肋插刀不是说着玩，对跟老纸完心眼的，随时插你两刀也不是说着玩。

4. To those who confide in me, I am not just talking when I say I would stab you in the back; and to those who have ulterior motives with me, I am not just kidding when I say I would stab you in the back at any time.

5. 你不必那么在乎别人的目光，因为没有人会在意你。

5. You don't need to be so concerned about others' opinions because no one really cares about you.

6. 你是我的听说现在结婚很便宜，民政局块钱搞定，我请你吧！

6. Now you tell me that getting married is very cheap, it can be handled for a few yuan at the Civil Affairs Bureau, I'll treat you to it!

7. 生活就像便便，我们如屎壳郎一样陶醉其中。

7. Life is like feces, we are fascinated with it just like a dung beetle.

8. 丝丝细雨挂牵肠，绵绵相思念伊人，良宵佳景夜未眠，蓝颜枫诺情如海。

8. The delicate drizzle clings to the heart, memories of you intertwine, a beautiful night, yet sleep evades me, my blue-skinned comrade, our love is as boundless as the sea.

9. 最喜欢老师上课讲故事，因为故事讲完了，就下课了。

9. I like it best when the teacher tells stories during class, because when the story is over, that's when class is over.

10. 给她穿上婚纱比起那些甜言蜜语承诺更踏实。

10. Wearing the wedding dress is more reassuring than those sweet words and promises.

11. 我一直以为山是水的故事，云是风的故事，你是我的故事，可是却不知道，我是不是你的故事。

11. I always thought that mountains are the stories of water, clouds are the stories of the wind, and you are my story. However, I never knew whether I am your story.

12. ldquo;为什么突然流鼻血月经迷路了呗

12. "Why are you suddenly bleeding from the nose and your period is lost?"

13. 没有人知道明天会发生什么，所以我们要在今天，好好待自己，好好相爱。

13. No one knows what will happen tomorrow, so we should treat ourselves well today and love each other deeply.

14. 距离之所以可怕，因为根本不知道对方是把你想念，还是把你忘记。

14. The fear of distance is because you never know if the other person is missing you or has forgotten you.

15. 我猜你在等一个不爱你的人爱上你。

15. I guess you're waiting for someone who doesn't love you to fall in love with you.

16. 我不信：释教、宗教、道教、基督教，我信：睡觉！

16. I don't believe in: Buddhism, religion, Taoism, Christianity; I believe in: sleeping!

17. 由于不能活出抱负中的自我，所以咱们郁闷。

17. We are upset because we cannot live up to the self in our ambitions.

18. 我认真的时候，请你不要开玩笑。

18. When I am serious, please don't make jokes.

19. 真实的忘掉，并非不再想起，而是偶然想起，心中却不再有波涛。

19. True forgetting is not that you never recall it, but that you occasionally remember it without waves stirring in your heart.

20. 与生俱来人中首，唯我与天同齐寿。双脚踢翻尘世浪，一肩担尽古今愁。

20. From birth, I stand among the elite, only I and the heavens share an equal lifespan. With my two feet, I kick over the waves of the secular world, and with one shoulder, I bear the burdens of both ancient and modern sorrow.

21. 你不是走在牛B的道路上，你是仍在装逼的道路上溜达。

21. You're not walking on the牛逼 path, you're still wandering on the pretentious path.

22. 淡定是因为你不怕死，我比你淡定是因为我不怕你死。

22. Calmness comes from not fearing death; I am more calm than you because I do not fear your death.

23. 有些人，一旦遇见，便一眼万年；有些心动，一旦开始，便覆水难收。

23. Some people, once met, are eternally unforgettable in an instant; some heartbeats, once begun, are as impossible to recapture as water that has been spilled.

24. 无论在深厚的感情，只要沾上金钱、物质，那感情就会变得破碎不堪。

24. No matter how deep the sentiment, once it is tainted by money or material things, it will become破碎不堪.

25. 7寒梅也不禁，何只君瑟缩读书小窗前，不见青矗矗。

25. Even the cold plum blossoms cannot help but shiver; why should only you, shivering, read in front of a small window, and not see the tall and majestic trees?

26. 当你还是非主流的时候，你那杀马特的弟弟已经开始崛起了。

26. When you were still a non-mainstream person, your brother with the "killamart" hairstyle had already started to rise.

27. 思念是没有翅膀的鸟，在心里盲目的停留不前。

27. Longing is a bird without wings, staying blindly and immobile in the heart.

28. 说你要结婚，我脑海里浮现好多，最重要的就是，你妹呀，不要请我，我没钱。

28. You say you're getting married, and I have a lot of thoughts popping into my head, the most important one being, oh my sister, please don't invite me, I don't have any money.

29. 我爱的人，不是我的爱人，他心里的每一寸都属于另一个人。

29. The person I love is not my lover; every inch of his heart belongs to someone else.

30. 你替她挡了酒，就不再是我的英雄。

30. If you've shielded her from the wine, you're no longer my hero.

31. 修自己的路，挖别人的路，让别人和我一起来修路。

31. Forge your own path, pave others' roads, and let others come along to build the path with me.

32. 昔日的你我，横波目相视；今日的你我，流泪泉作别。恨意绵绵一勾，爱意淡淡一抹，爱恨的交叉点最终定格在阴阳两别离，情没销魂处。

32. The past us, side by side, eyes crossing; the present us, parting with tears gushing forth. An endless grudge, a faint touch of love, the intersection of love and hate finally settles at the parting of yin and yang, where the heart is lost in the void.

33. 一句话就放弃的人，我该用什么来相信能多久。

33. How should I believe that someone who gives up in one sentence will last for how long?

34. 人是一个贪心的动物，得到了这个，又忘不掉那个，舍不得三个字耽误了多少人。

34. Humans are greedy creatures; they get one thing and can't forget the other, and the word "can't bear to let go" has cost many people.

35. 最深的孤独不是长久的一个人，而是心里没有了任何期望。

35. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectations in one's heart.

36. 朝露初晨却匆匆，天上地下难相逢；斩断九重天阙夜，生死拥卿入怀中！

36. The morning dew fades away too quickly, it's hard to meet on earth and in the heavens; I cut through the nine celestial barriers of the night, embracing you in life and death in my arms!

37. 最好的地方，是没去过的地方。最好的时光，是回不来的时光。

37. The best place is the one you haven't been to. The best time is the time that you can't go back to.

38. 请别把我当傻瓜，有些事不是我不知道，只是我看在眼里，埋在心里。

38. Please don't treat me like an idiot. There are some things I'm not unaware of; I just see them with my eyes and keep them buried in my heart.

39. 回忆走到尽头却不是回忆，便成了两个人的庆典。

39. When the memory reaches its end and is no longer a memory, it becomes a celebration of two people.

40. 还记得小学考试考分就像死了爹一样，中学考分就像当了爹一样。

40. Remember, in elementary school, exam scores were as painful as losing a father, and in middle school, they were as rewarding as becoming a father.

41. 如花美眷，似水流年，回得了过去，回不了当初。

41. Like a beautiful flower, the years flow like water; you can return to the past, but not to the beginning.

42. 我可能不会太有钱，但是别人能给你的我肯定也能给你。

42. I may not be very wealthy, but I can certainly give you what others can.

43. 玫瑰已死亡的姿态、爬过错落的黑白音阶、歌唱命运许诺的爱情。

43. The dead posture of the rose,爬过错落的黑白音阶、singing the love promised by destiny.

44. 如果是我，就会告那个撞了你的脸的坦克司机。

44. If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit your face.

45. 别跟我说你是上面的，我睿智的双眼一眼就瞄出你是啥了。

45. Don't tell me you're the superior; my wise eyes can see right through you to what you really are.

46. ***是后妈吧？每天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。

46. ***Are you a stepmother? You fed her toxic milk powder every day, which caused her to become such an idiot.

47. 无论昨天今天明天，只要心中有梦永远是春天；不管阴天雨天晴天，只要有好心情永远是艳阳天。生活就是这样，有时只要鼓足勇气跨出一步，一切都会变得与先前想象的好！

47. No matter yesterday, today, or tomorrow, as long as there is a dream in your heart, it is always spring; no matter the overcast, rainy, or sunny days, as long as there is a good mood, it is always a fine day. Life is like this, sometimes it only takes courage to take a step, and everything will become better than you imagined!

48. 我在马路边捡到块钱，把它交到网管帅哥手里面，帅哥拿着钱，对我把头点，我高兴的说了声，冲个会员。

48. I found a few yuan on the roadside and handed it to the handsome net manager. The manager took the money, nodded his head at me, and I happily said, "I'll recharge for a membership."

49. 若问闲情都几许？一川烟草，满城风絮，梅子黄时雨。

49. If asked how much leisure there is, it is as much as a river of tobacco, the whole city filled with wind fluff, and rain during the time of ripe plums.

50. 想荆州座上，消磨岁月，唐风集里，收卷波澜。

50. Desire to sit at the chair in Jingzhou, to while away the years, and within the collection of Tang style, to subdue the waves.

51. 去年今日此门中，人面桃花相映红。人面只今何处去？桃花依旧笑春风。

51. Last year on this very day, through this gate, the faces of people and the blossoming peach blossoms complemented each other in their red hues. Where has the face gone now? The peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze.

52. 童年时代有好多难忘的记忆，每每想起，我都历历在目。

52. There are many unforgettable memories from my childhood, and every time I think of them, they come to my mind vividly.

53. 听单身很痛苦，单身久了更痛苦，前几天我看见一头母猪，都觉得它眉清目秀的。

53. It's really painful to be single, and it's even more painful to be single for a long time. Just a few days ago, I even thought a sow looked clear-eyed and beautiful.

54. 忧悒清远的气韵，是遥远的不可触及的忧伤，如微云孤月，只能遥望那天涯的距离。

54. The melancholic, ethereal charm is an unreachable sorrow that stretches to the distant horizon, like a solitary cloud and moon, only able to gaze at the vast distance.

55. 有些歌词深入人心，我们听的到底是歌还是自己。

55. Some lyrics resonate deeply within us, and we wonder if we are listening to the song or ourselves.

56. 女友和老妈同时掉进河里，你先救谁？答：你们两个活，让我。

56. Your girlfriend and your mother both fall into a river, whom do you save first? Answer: Both of you live, let me handle it.

57. 登高者必自卑，行远者必自迩，在这个世界上，重要的不是你正站在哪里，而是你正朝什么方向移动！

57. One who climbs high must humble himself, and one who travels far must approach cautiously. In this world, what matters is not where you are standing, but in which direction you are moving!

58. 好喜欢你看不惯我又干不掉我的样子。

58. I like it so much when you can't stand me but can't get rid of me.

59. 下次请记住，不要再拿你的脾气来挑战我的个性！

59. Remember next time, don't challenge my personality with your temper again!

60. 你这个傻13就像南方的农作物，一年三熟，从来都不带歇气儿的。

60. You傻13 are like the crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year without taking a break.

61. 总有一天我们都会明白，人首先要爱的永远都是自己。

61. Someday we will all realize that the one we should love first is always ourselves.

62. 人生，不给要给他留什么遗憾，青春，不要给他太多选择、狠狠疯一次。

62. Life, don't leave any regrets behind; youth, don't give too many choices, go wild once.