1. 不与虚伪同行，只与真心碰杯。

1. Do not walk with the false, only raise a cup with the sincere.

2. 爱情里，哪有什么拖不拖累，值不值当，只有我爱你，你愿意，我也愿意，如此而已。

2. In love, there is no such thing as dragging or burdening, or whether it's worth it. It's just about loving you, and you being willing, and me being willing, that's all.

3. 你长得真不够巧，鼻子好象老油条;眼睛好象红辣椒;眉毛好象两把刀;走起路来两边倒;好象螃蟹昏倒了。

3. You're not very cute, your nose looks like it's always greasy; your eyes look like red chili peppers; your eyebrows look like two knives; you walk like you're falling over on both sides; it looks like a crab has fainted.

4. 愚人节，愚弄你，我“愚”心何忍不愚弄你，我“愚”郁寡欢!为了“愚”你同乐，我“愚”驾亲征，多年交情，才“愚”重心长劝你：愚人节快乐!

4. On April Fool's Day, I trick you, and I, with my "foolish" heart, how can I bear not to trick you? I am "foolishly" sad! In order to "foolishly" share joy with you, I "foolishly" take the lead in the battle. With years of friendship, I "foolishly" advise you with all my heart: Have a happy April Fool's Day!

5. 跟我混吧 以后有我一口饭吃 就有你一个碗刷。

5. Join me, my friend. As long as there's a meal on my plate, there's a bowl for you to wash.

6. 我不是很明白你到底明不明白明白的意思，如果我明白你很明白明白的意思我就不会不明不白的问你明不明白明白的意思了。预祝：愚人节快乐!

6. I'm not quite clear if you really understand the meaning of 'understand the meaning of understanding'. If I understood that you understand the meaning of 'understand the meaning of understanding', I wouldn't have to ask you whether you understand the meaning of 'understand the meaning of understanding' in a vague way. Wishing you a Happy April Fool's Day!

7. 钱我所欲也，情感亦我所欲也，二者不可兼得，舍钱而取情感也。“愚”我所欲也，熊掌亦我所欲也，二者不可兼得，舍熊掌而取“愚”也。愚人节到了，大家谨防“受骗”哦!

7. Money is what I desire, and emotions are also what I desire. Since I cannot have both, I choose emotions and forsake money. "Foolishness" is what I desire, and bear's paw is also what I desire. Since I cannot have both, I choose foolishness and forsake the bear's paw.愚人节到了，大家谨防上当受骗哦！

8. 我总是很爱你，是因为你总是很帅气;我有时太恨你，是因为你有时太无理;我今天祝福你，是因为你今天过节气。祝愚人节快乐无边!

8. I always love you because you are always handsome; sometimes I hate you too much because you are sometimes too unreasonable; I wish you today because you are celebrating a solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day to you, may the joy be boundless!

9. 喜欢惹你生气，然后在你气鼓鼓的腮帮子上，啵一个。

9. Like to irritate you, then give you a kiss on your pouty cheeks.

10. 愚人节那天，你可以说爱我吗，哪怕是假的。

10. On April Fool's Day, can you say you love me, even if it's just a lie?

11. 我很想对你说，在我心中你是我的全部，我不祈求你以同样多的爱对我，只想有你的安慰和理解。

11. I really want to tell you that in my heart, you are my everything. I do not beg for you to love me with the same amount of love, I just want your comfort and understanding.

12. 谁曾想，将近20岁的我17年前竟然是个三岁小孩!

12. Who would have thought that, at nearly 20 years old, I was actually just a three-year-old child 17 years ago!

13. 愚人节到，见着熟人要绕，见着美女要屌，见着上司客套，见着友人自保，见着家人强笑，见着短信……狐狸尾巴终于露出来了，逮住你就别想跑!

13. April Fool's Day is here, you should avoid acquaintances, flirt with beauties, be polite to your superiors, protect your friends, force a smile with family, and when you see a text message... the fox's tail is finally showing! If you catch me, don't think you can escape!

14. 当你读到此信息时，请做以下动作：左手捏右耳，右手捏左耳，并伸出舌头，站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了!

14. When you read this message, please perform the following actions: pinch the right ear with your left hand, pinch the left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the main street. You will find that people will give you money!

15. 这段日子以来，我一直想对你说三个字，但又怕说了连普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！

15. Since these days, I've been wanting to say three words to you, but I'm afraid that if I do, we might not even be able to remain as ordinary friends. However, I can't help it, and I still want to say: Can I borrow some money?

16. 不管今天你是要去整人，还是要遭被整，都祝你愚人节快乐！一年才一次，无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧！

16. Whether you are going to play a prank today or get pranked, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! Once a year, treat both pranking and being pranked as a moment of joy in the ordinary days!

17. 其实。唉，算了，还是不说了。呵呵，这句话是不是很让你纠结免费送给你了，趁今天过愚人节，告诉身边的人，他晚上一定睡不着。

17. Actually. Alas, never mind, I won't say it. Haha, isn't this sentence so纠结ing for you? I'm giving it to you for free. Take advantage of today being April Fool's Day and tell the people around you, they're definitely not going to sleep well tonight.

18. 你以后不要再喝醉了，昨天又有人看到你端着个酒杯追着一头猪，嘴里还大叫：是不是兄弟？是兄弟的干了！愚人节快乐！

18. Don't get drunk again in the future, someone saw you yesterday holding a glass of wine chasing a pig, shouting in your mouth: "Are we brothers? If we are brothers, let's have a drink!" Happy April Fool's Day!

19. 如果我是你的女朋友，我会亲自帮你挑衣服，挑手链，挑帅帅的牛仔裤，让每个女孩都羡慕我有个好精神的男朋友。

19. If I were your girlfriend, I would personally help you pick out clothes, choose a bracelet, select a stylish pair of jeans, so that every girl would envy me for having a boyfriend with such good spirits.

20. 做人难得糊涂，要糊而不涂;做事大智若愚，要愚而不蠢;处世假痴不癫，要痴而不笨。装傻充愣，吃亏是福。傻人傻福，知足常乐。愚人节，开心愚起来!

20. It's rare to be wise and not confused; to be confused but not muddled; to be seemingly foolish in action but not actually stupid; to feign idiocy in dealing with others but not actually being clumsy. Pretending to be dumb is a blessing in disguise. The fool's happiness comes from simplicity, and being content is always a source of joy. On April Fool's Day, have fun and be foolish!

21. 美莫过于未来有一天，睡前吻你，半夜抱你，醒来有你。

21. Nothing is as beautiful as the future, when I kiss you before sleep, hold you through the night, and wake up with you.

22. 这年头，简直没有天理：学生要考成绩，工人要考业绩，领导要考政绩，愚人节快快来临，又要考脑筋，神经绷紧，让高智商占领高地!

22. These days, it's truly a world without justice: students have to take exams for grades, workers have to take exams for their performance, leaders have to take exams for their achievements, and now as April Fool's Day is approaching, they have to take exams for their wits as well. The nerves are tight, and it's time for high intelligence to take the high ground!

23. 还好我是小胖子 不开心就摸小肚子

23. Fortunately, I'm a little chubby; when I'm not happy, I stroke my little belly.

24. 云朵上面是晴空，风雨之后是阳光，牵挂后面是爱恋，分离以后是重逢。珍惜所有的感动，你我携手到白头。

24. Above the clouds is the clear sky, after the storm comes the sunshine, behind the concern is affection, and after separation comes reunion. Treasure all the感动, and let's hold hands until old age.

25. 亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到十点起.餐餐五碗都见底，体重没人能比，送给看短信的那头猪，愚人节快乐。

25. My dear, you're just too much, sleeping until 10 AM every day. At every meal, you finish off five bowls. Your weight is unmatched by anyone. Sent to the pig at the other end of this text message. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. 你不在的日子里，你都不知道这一天我是怎么过的。

26. You don't know how I spent the day when you were not around.

27. 别等了 你的意中人是个盖世垃圾 整天在酒吧蹦迪 是个出了名的山驴比

27. Stop waiting; the person you're waiting for is an absolute loser, always partying in bars, and is renowned as a notorious ass.

28. 曾经的你，衣着华丽，总是梦想着满汉全席。于是我夏天就想泡你，你说太热了。冬天想泡你，你说太冷了。春秋天想泡你，你说不冷不热的还想泡我。我就纳了闷了，你不就是一包泡面吗，怎么就那么多的事!

28. In your past, dressed in splendor, you always dreamed of a complete banquet of both Han and Manchu cuisines. So, I wanted to "soak" you in summer, but you said it was too hot. I wanted to "soak" you in winter, but you said it was too cold. In spring and autumn, when I wanted to "soak" you, you said it was neither too cold nor too hot, but you still wanted me to "soak" you. I was really puzzled. After all, aren't you just a package of instant noodles? Why are there so many problems with you!

29. 我觉得咱俩真的不适合朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！

29. I think we're really not suitable as friends; why don't you switch careers and become my wife instead!

30. 俗话说：“笑一笑十年少。”在愚人节这天，虽然会遭遇到朋友们的戏耍，但这何尝不是一个放松心情的好时刻呢

30. As the saying goes, "A smile can make you look ten years younger." On April Fool's Day, although you may be pranked by friends, isn't this also a good moment to relax your mood?

31. 公主是不需要爱情的，但是她需要驸马呀，我不要驸马，只想要你。

31. The princess does not need love, but she needs a prince consort. I don't want a prince consort; I only want you.

32. 哦！下雪了！我真想变成一片雪花飞进你的怀里。我飞进了你的脖领.飞进了你的袖口.飞进了你的……你怎么没拉拉链！

32. Oh! It's snowing! I really wish to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I've flown into your collar, into your sleeve, into your... why didn't you zip up your zipper!

33. 唐僧带三个徒弟稍做歇息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后悻然道："你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!"

33. When Tang Sanzang and his three disciples took a short rest, Tang Sanzang approached Zhu Bajie and said with a look of disapproval, "You pighead, you actually have the leisure to read short messages!"

34. 如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。

34. If I die, the first thing I would say is: At last, I don't have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

35. 最近太忙，没事不要找我，有事更不要找我。

35. I've been too busy recently. Don't look for me when there's nothing, and definitely don't look for me when there's something.

36. 愚人节说愚：你说你不愚，我说有点愚。你说不能愚，我说可以愚。你不让我愚，我偏把你愚。你说要愚自己愚，我说要愚大家愚。万愚丛中，还是你最愚!

36. April Fool's Day jokes: You say you're not foolish, I say I'm a bit foolish. You say you can't be foolish, I say you can be. You don't let me be foolish, but I'll make you look foolish. You say you want to be foolish by yourself, I say we should all be foolish together. Amongst all the foolish people, you're the most foolish!

37. 有一种福气，是傻人有傻福;有一种快乐，是难得糊涂;聪明人，太累，身体难免疲惫;精明人，太强，心情难以释放;爱情需要痴痴的爱，方可地久天长;事情需要傻傻的干，方可取得辉煌;愚人节到，傻气也是一种正能量，做个有福气的傻人吧!

37. There is a kind of happiness that comes with being a fool; there is a kind of joy in being carefree. The wise are too tired, their bodies prone to fatigue; the astute are too strong, their emotions difficult to release. Love requires a foolish, devoted affection to last forever; things require a foolish approach to achieve brilliance. On愚人节, foolishness is also a positive energy; why not be a fortunate fool?

38. 脑筋急转弯：一只猪过马路被车撞死了，为什么？告诉你吧，是猪不会急转弯。

38. Riddle: Why was a pig knocked down by a car while crossing the road? Well, let me tell you, it's because the pig couldn't make a quick turn.

39. 有人对我说：“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒！！我是了解你的！！这样的.侮辱！简直太对不起猪了！

39. Someone told me, "You're as smart as a pig." Upon hearing this, I was extremely angry!! I know you well!! Such an insult! It's simply too offensive to pigs!

40. 萤火虫在黑夜里那叫一个闪亮，鹤立鸡群那叫显眼，马在驴中那叫出众，猪八戒在猪圈那叫俊俏，你和猩猩站在一起那叫…帅了个呆的！

40. Fireflies are so bright in the dark, cranes are so striking among chickens, horses are so outstanding among donkeys, and Zhu Bajie is so handsome in the pig pen. When you stand next to a gorilla, you are... just too handsome!

41. 曾经爱你，是真的;依然爱你，也是真的。让我们扣紧双手，把这份爱汇成永恒——永恒的爱就是有你的存在！

41. I once loved you, it was true; I still love you, it is also true. Let's clasp our hands tightly, and let this love flow into eternity — eternal love is the presence of you!

42. 憋了一个春天，愚人节放肆“购”。

42. Held back all spring, they indulged in shopping on April Fool's Day.

43. 在街上遇见美女凝视时间不超过5秒，并迅速指出那位美女与我相比较的美中不足。

43. When I encounter a beautiful woman on the street, I will not gaze at her for more than 5 seconds and will quickly point out the deficiencies in beauty compared to myself.

44. 想你是件快乐的事！爱你是我永远要做的事！把你放在心上是我一直在做的事！不过，骗你是正在发生的事！

44. It's a happy thing to think of you! Loving you is something I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is something I have been doing all along! However, deceiving you is something that is happening right now!

45. 我想要很多很多的爱，不然，就要很多很多的钱。如果你什么都不能给我，还要让我对你死心塌地的，凭什么？

45. I want a lot of love, or else a lot of money. If you can't give me anything, yet you expect me to be completely devoted to you, what do you even have to offer?

46. 在你的眉宇间我看到沧桑，在你的眼中我看到自信，在你的额头我看到岁月，在你的唇齿间我看到韭菜，快去刷牙！

46. In your eyebrows, I see the vicissitudes of life; in your eyes, I see confidence; on your forehead, I see the passage of time; between your lips and teeth, I see chives. Hurry up and brush your teeth!

47. 等我有钱了，买桶泡面吃，只吃面汤都不喝，直接倒了

47. When I have money, I'll buy a pot of instant noodles to eat. I'll just eat the soup and not drink it; I'll pour it straight down the drain.

48. 愚人节来到，当心被整到;出门小心防熟人，公司谨慎防同事;美女放电要回避，朋友热情要注意，在愚人节开心伴好运，快乐每一秒!

48. April Fool's Day is here, be careful not to be pranked; be cautious when leaving the house with acquaintances, and be careful at work with colleagues; avoid美女' electric discharge, be mindful of friends' enthusiasm. Have a fun and lucky April Fool's Day, enjoy every second of happiness!

49. 听说你要搬家了？地址是爱情市相爱路520号，房东是最爱你的我，租金是你的爱，租期是一辈子。恭喜恭喜！

49. I heard you're moving? The address is 520 Love Road, Love City, and your landlord is the one who loves you the most. The rent is your love, and the lease term is for a lifetime. Congratulations!

50. 如果我爱你时，你是一只美丽的天鹅，我不爱你时，你就成了一只丑小鸭。如果这样，你还敢不接受我的爱吗？

50. If I love you, you are a beautiful swan; if I don't love you, you become an ugly duckling. If that's the case, would you still dare not accept my love?

51. 愚人节来到，当心被整到;出门小心防熟人，公司谨慎防同事;美女放电要回避，朋友热情要注意，在愚人节开心伴好运，快乐每刻里！

51. April Fool's Day is here, be careful not to be pranked; be cautious when going out with acquaintances, and be careful at work with colleagues; avoid美女' electric discharge, be mindful of friends' enthusiasm, have a good time with good luck on April Fool's Day, happiness every moment!

52. 一岁半斤二锅头，两岁情场是老手，三岁吃喝嫖赌抽，四岁坑蒙拐骗偷，此人年少有出息，长大以后智商低，明知此人就是你，仍然坚持看到底。佩服!佩服!

52. At one and a half years old, he's a master in the art of drinking baijiu; at two years old, he's a pro in the dating game. By three, he's into eating, drinking, gambling, smoking, and all that. At four, he's into deceit, cheating, fraud, and stealing. This young fellow has potential, but as he grows up, his IQ drops. Even knowing this person is you, you still insist on seeing it through. Admiration! Admiration!

53. 愚人节到心花放，骗人理由很正当。高手之间过过招，低手被愚很正常。花样百出不同样，愚人被愚笑声扬。智商不论高与低，被愚下场都一样。祝你愚人节快乐!

53. April Fool's Day comes and hearts bloom, the reasons to fool others are quite legitimate. Among the experts, a battle is fought, and it's quite normal for the less skilled to be fooled. With a myriad of tricks and different styles, those who are fooled laugh heartily. Intelligence doesn't matter, high or low, the outcome of being fooled is the same. Happy April Fool's Day to you!

54. 当你读到此信息时，请做以下动作：左手捏右耳，右手捏左耳，并伸出舌头，站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了！

54. When you read this message, please perform the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

55. 愚人节节目丰富多彩，智力风暴向你袭来，智商测验让你发呆，情商测验让你变坏，小学奥数做不出来，脑筋急转弯原地徘徊，蠢去蠢又来，祝你天天愉快!

55. April Fool's Day programs are colorful and diverse, an intellectual storm is coming at you, IQ tests make you dumbfounded, EQ tests make you worse, you can't solve the primary school math olympiad problems, riddles make your mind wander, and foolishness comes and goes. Wishing you a happy day every day!

56. 我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。

56. I am a solitary tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting in loneliness, just for the day when you pass by me, to fall for you, and if I can't crush you, then my life would be in vain.

57. 我的人生信条就是：像孙子一样活几十年，熬成爷爷再死。

57. My life credo is: live for several decades like Sun Tzu, and then become an elder before passing away.

58. 无论你飞到哪里，我就会跟到哪里;无论你逃到哪里，我就会追到哪里。然后打死你――死苍蝇。

58. No matter where you fly, I'll follow you; no matter where you run, I'll chase you. Then I'll kill you -- dead fly.

59. 当你看到我发给你的这条短信，请用头使劲撞墙，看到没有？你眼前无数的星星就是我送给你的无限的祝福！祝愚人节快乐！

59. When you see this text message I sent to you, please bang your head against the wall with all your might, see? The countless stars before your eyes are the endless blessings I give to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

60. 你生气就像天使在撒娇;你跳舞就像天鹅伸懒腰;你走路就像鸳鸯在做操。你的妖娆藏着刀，你的妩媚比过猫;说实在的，你美得像只妖!愚人节快乐!

60. You get angry like an angel pouting; you dance like a swan stretching; you walk like a mandarin duck doing exercises. Your charm hides a knife, your allure surpasses a cat's; To be honest, you're beautiful like a fairy! Happy April Fool's Day!

61. 在你的眉宇间我看到沧桑，在你的眼中我看到自信，在你的额头我看到岁月，在你的唇齿间我看到韭菜，快去刷牙!

61. In your brow, I see the wear of time; in your eyes, I see confidence; on your forehead, I see the years; between your lips and teeth, I see chive. Hurry up and brush your teeth!

62. 如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！

62. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a huge one; if being intelligent is a sin, I have committed an unforgivable one. It's really hard to be a person! But you're doing great, with no mistakes and no sins. I truly envy you!

63. 愚人节当天，猪村来了只狼，小猪们都躲进了家里，只有一只盯着手机看短信的小猪在外面晃，狼见了纳闷：你不怕小猪摇摇手机说：你敢动我，我就报警!

63. On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to Pig Village. All the little pigs躲进了家里, but only one was outside, staring at their phone and reading text messages. When the wolf saw this, it was puzzled: "Aren't you afraid that the little pig might shake their phone and say, 'If you dare touch me, I'll call the police!'"

64. 自从得了神经病过后，整个人都变得精神多了。

64. Since I've been diagnosed with a nervous disorder, I've become much more spirited.

65. 遇见你就像全世界的钟一起敲响，全世界的花一齐绽放！

65. Meeting you is like all the clocks in the world striking together, and all the flowers blooming at once!

66. 干干巴巴的 麻麻赖赖的 一点都不圆润 盘他!

66. Dry and stiff, all flabby, not at all round - take a shot at him!

67. 老师说：找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花，闹了一节课，选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说：去教务处，搬花！愚人节快乐

67. The teacher said: "I need to find two people to fetch our class beauty queen." So, a vote was held to elect the class beauty queen, and the whole class was in chaos. In the end, the two most beautiful girls were chosen. The teacher said: "Go to the office, fetch the flowers!" Happy April Fool's Day!

68. 拔苗助长是荒诞，掩耳盗铃是蛮干。草船借箭是妙算，破釜沉舟是决战。风花雪月是浪漫，舍生取义是奉献。你若继续往下看，你就是个笨蛋!愚人节快乐!

68. Rushing to grow rice is absurd, and covering one's ears to steal a bell is sheer folly. Borrowing arrows with a grass boat is a clever strategy, and breaking pots and sinking boats is a decisive battle. Wind, flowers, snow, and moon are romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue to read down, you must be a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

69. 是愚人节的挡箭牌，更是你心意的表白卡。

69. It's a shield on April Fool's Day, and also a card for expressing your true feelings.

70. 亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！愚人节快乐！

70. Dear, I've started missing you again, my love for you grows stronger every day, because someone told me: pork prices are up, you can sell it for a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

71. 愚人节文案短句，很多年轻人都特喜欢愚人节，虽然说愚人节是西方的节日，但是可以整蛊身边的朋友，中国很多朋友也喜欢。很多人都对愚人节的节日文案感兴趣，那么来看看愚人节文案短句有哪些吧。

71. April Fool's Day copywriting short sentences, many young people really like April Fool's Day. Although April Fool's Day is a Western holiday, it's fun to play pranks on friends around you, and many Chinese friends enjoy it too. Many people are interested in April Fool's Day copywriting, so let's take a look at some short April Fool's Day copywriting sentences.

72. 今天是愚人节，千万要注意别被别人你愚弄了啊!听说最近流行愚人病，症状就是总是拿着手机看着短信，咧嘴笑的最为严重，你可要当心哦!

72. Today is April Fool's Day, be sure to watch out for not being tricked by others! I've heard that recently there's been a "April Fool's disease" going around, with symptoms being constantly holding your phone, looking at text messages, and the most severe case is when you can't stop grinning! You should be careful, oh!

73. 小时候，咱俩两小无猜，我唱歌你伴舞，我能唱二百首歌，你就能跳二百支舞，所以人们亲切的叫我二百歌，叫你二百舞。

73. When we were little, we were as inseparable as brothers, singing and dancing together. I could sing 200 songs, and you could dance 200 dances. So, people affectionately called me "the 200-song singer" and you "the 200-dance dancer."

74. 我允许你喜欢我，现在好像除了白头偕老，好像没什么路可以选了。

74. I allow you to like me, and now it seems like there's no other way except for growing old together.

75. 鱼对水说：你看不见我的眼泪，因为我在水里。水说：我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。

75. The fish said to the water: "You can't see my tears because I am in the water." The water replied: "I can feel your tears because you are in my heart."

76. 早已看清套路，仍在此间迷路。

76. Having long seen through the tricks, yet still lost here, wandering in the maze.

77. 都说女人是水做的，我也是啊! 只不过，我是汽水做的，易怒。

77. They all say that women are made of water, and I am too! But I'm made of soda water, and I'm prone to anger.

78. 初吻给了烟，浪漫给了酒，迷离给了眼，节奏给了音乐，初夜给了梦，身体给了恋人，出轨给了火车，癫狂给了头脑，而最清醒的祝福给了你：愚人节快乐!

78. The first kiss to the smoke, romance to the wine, confusion to the eyes, rhythm to the music, the first night to the dream, the body to the lover, infidelity to the train, mania to the mind, and the most清醒祝福 to you: Happy April Fool's Day!

79. 今天晚上有流星雨，听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过，可惜我要睡觉，你就好了，有那么多人看着你飞！

79. There will be a meteor shower tonight, and it's said that a big pig will fly across the sky then. Unfortunately, I have to go to sleep, but you're lucky, with so many people watching you fly!

80. 今天，有后悔药.有后悔的权利。

80. Today, there is a remedy for regret. There is a right to regret.

81. 发废话会花话费，回发废话话费挥发，发废话花费话费会后悔，花费话费回发废话会耗费，发废话回发废话全费话费!就不信这1毛钱整不晕你。

81. Spouting nonsense costs phone bills, replying to nonsense consumes the bill, wasting the bill on nonsense makes one regret, responding to nonsense with nonsense耗尽 the entire phone bill! I don't believe a whole 10 cents can't make you dizzy.

82. 情话躲在风里，喜欢的人藏在梦里，你还在我心里。

82. Love words hide in the wind, the liked person hides in dreams, and you still occupy a place in my heart.