炎炎夏日，热得我只想变成冰泉，融化在心底的清凉之中……

In the scorching summer, the heat makes me long to become an ice spring, melting into the coolness in my heart...

1. ❸这温度，空调是我的再生父母，西瓜是我的续命神器。

1. At this temperature, the air conditioner is my reborn parents, and watermelon is my life-saving god.

2. ❽夏天出门需要勇气，而我，选择躺平。

2. It takes courage to go out in the summer, and I choose to lie flat.

3. ❾这天气，连蚊子都懒得咬我，怕烫嘴。

3. On such a day, even the mosquitoes are too lazy to bite me, afraid of burning their mouths.

4. ❿高温预警：本人已进入‘融化模式’，非诚勿扰。

4. High-Temperature Alert: I have entered 'Melting Mode', please do not disturb unless you are serious.

5. ❻今天的太阳是太上老君派来炼丹的吧？我快熟了……

5. ③ Is today's sun sent by the Great Lord Lao for refining elixirs? I'm almost done...

6. ❶出门5分钟，流汗2小时，这天气是打算把我晒成‘熟人’吗？

6. ❶ Within 5 minutes of leaving the house, I've been sweating for 2 hours. Does the weather intend to bake me into a 'familiar' person?

7. ❼热到灵魂出窍，只想泡在水里当一条咸鱼。

7. So hot that my soul feels like leaving my body, I just want to soak in water like a salty fish.

8. ❺我和烤肉之间，只差一撮孜然。

8. There's only a pinch of cumin between me and grilled meat.

9. ❷夏天对我的爱太热烈了，可我承受不来……

9. ❷ Summer's love for me is too intense, and I cannot bear it...

10. ❹热到怀疑人生，连风扇吹出来的风都是‘烧烤模式’。

10. The heat was so intense that it made me question life itself, even the wind from the fan was like 'grilling mode'.