“毒舌改编，你hold不住！”

"Vicious tongue adaptation, you can't handle it!"

1. ❾成年人的世界，只筛选，不教育。你不懂，那就是无缘，散了就散了。

1. In the adult world, there's only selection, not education. If you don't understand, it's just not meant to be; if it ends, let it end.

2. ❷你所谓的“怀才不遇”，大多只是“能力配不上野心”，还懒。

2. ❷ What you call "not being favored despite having talent" is mostly just "ability not matching ambition" and being lazy.

3. ❼你所谓的“迷茫”，不过是因为书读得太少，而想得太多。

3. The "confusion" you refer to is merely because you have read too few books and thought too much.

4. ❿ 别把“不合群”当成个性，也别把“讨好型人格”当成善良。真正的强者，是既能独处，也能在人群中杀出一条血路。

4. Don't consider "being out of sync with others" as individuality, nor see "people-pleasing personality" as kindness. The real strong person is one who can both be alone and cut a path through a crowd.

5. ❻以前摔倒了会哭，现在摔倒了会笑，笑自己怎么还没死，还能爬起来再战。

5. ③ Used to cry when I fell, but now I laugh when I fall, laughing at myself for not having died yet and being able to get up and fight again.

6. ❶别把“平易近人”当成“好欺负”，我的教养是用来礼貌待人的，不是用来给你蹬鼻子上脸的。

6. ❶ Don't take "easy to approach" as "easy to bully." My upbringing is for being polite to others, not for you to take advantage of me.

7. ❽别再假装努力了，结果不会陪你演戏。凌晨三点的酒，换不来清晨五点的粥。

7. Stop pretending to work hard; the results won't act along with you. The alcohol at 3 AM cannot replace the congee at 5 AM.

8. ❺别总说“我太难了”，这世上除了生死，其他的都是擦伤，擦完还得爬起来赚钱。

8. Don't always say "I'm too difficult," in this world, besides life and death, everything else is just a scratch, and after a scratch, you still have to get up and earn a living.

9. ❸别跟我谈什么“岁月静好”，你穷的时候，连你家的狗都不理你。

9. (8) Don't talk to me about "peaceful years," when you were poor, even your own dog wouldn't look at you.

10. ❹善良要是没有牙齿，那就是软弱；你所谓的宽容，不过是纵容别人来伤害你。

10. ❹ Goodness without teeth is weakness; the tolerance you speak of is merely allowing others to harm you.