“朋友圈搞笑文案，笑到肚子疼！”

"Comical WeChat Moments text, laugh until your stomach hurts!"

1. ❽智商在线但不想用，情商够用但不想装，主打一个佛系摆烂。

1. Have an IQ that's online but don't want to use it, an EQ that's sufficient but don't want to pretend, mainly pursuing a Zen-like attitude of doing nothing.

2. ❶主打一个随心所欲，活着就是给老天爷打工

2. ❶ Focus on being carefree and doing as one wishes; living is like working for the heavens.

3. ❸拒绝内耗，主打一个躺平有度，发疯自由。

3. ❸ Refuse internal friction, emphasize moderate idleness and freedom to be crazy.

4. 1夏天就是不好，穷的叮当响的时候，我连西北风都没得喝。2附近的人主动加你：是男的，99%是色狼，是女的，99%是微商！3想了一下，为什么专家建议晚餐要吃七分饱，因为，另外的3分，要用来吃宵夜。4男生单身久了看谁都是貂蝉，女生单身久了看谁都是渣男。5络腮胡还是有用的，尤其对于没脖子的人来说，那是头和上身的分界线。6现在有四种男人最受女人欢迎：高富帅，矮富帅，高富丑，矮富丑。

4. 1Summer is just not good, when I'm as poor as a church mouse, I can't even drink the northwestern wind. 2People nearby who主动add you: if it's a man, 99% is a wolf in sheep's clothing, if it's a woman, 99% is a micro-commerce seller! 3After thinking about it, why do experts suggest having dinner with only three-quarters of your hunger, because the other three-quarters are for eating late-night snacks. 4If a man has been single for a long time, he thinks everyone is like the beauty Dou E, and if a woman has been single for a long time, she thinks everyone is a渣男. 5Beards are still useful, especially for people without necks, as they are the boundary between the head and the upper body. 6Now, there are four types of men most favored by women: tall and handsome, short and handsome, tall and rich but ugly, and short and rich but ugly.

5. ❾别人是人间烟火，我是人间凑数，偶尔还想偷个懒逃个场。

5. Others are the hustle and bustle of the world, while I'm just a number in the crowd, occasionally wanting to take a break and dodge a scene.

6. ❹我的人生信条：能坐着不站着，能躺着不坐着，能糊弄不较真。

6. My life motto: If I can sit instead of standing, lie down instead of sitting, and deceive instead of being serious.

7. ❼减肥是不可能的，这辈子都不可能，干饭才是人生主旋律。

7. Losing weight is impossible, it's never going to happen in this lifetime. Eating is the main theme of life.

8. #夏天 #穷 #男色狼 #女微商 #晚餐 #宵夜 #男单身 #貂蝉 #女单身 #渣男 #络腮胡 #头颈分界线 #四种男人 #高富帅 #矮富帅 #高富丑 #矮富丑

8. #Summer #Poverty #Male slut #Female WeChat merchants #Dinner #Late-night snacks #Single male #Diao Chan (a legendary beauty) #Single female #Rascal male #Beard #The division between the head and neck #Four kinds of men #Tall and handsome rich guy #Short and handsome rich guy #Tall and ugly rich guy #Short and ugly rich guy

9. ❿日子过得一般般，快乐全靠自己骗，发疯全看心情浅不浅。

9. The days are just so-so, happiness is all self-deception, and madness depends on how shallow one's mood is.

10. ❺颜值忽高忽低，全看今天有没有洗脸、有没有睡好。

10.颜值 fluctuates greatly, depending on whether one has washed their face today and whether one has had a good night's sleep.

11. ❻别问我在干嘛，问就是在发呆，在自愈，在浪费人生。

11. Don't ask me what I'm doing; when you ask, I'm just daydreaming, healing myself, or wasting my life.

12. ❷ 今日状态：没疯，只是有点濒临完美。

12. ❷ Current Status: Not crazy, just a bit on the brink of perfection.