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在朋友圈,那些禁忌的字眼,你是否敢说出口?
In the circle of friends, are you brave enough to say those taboo words?
1. 每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕,天这么黑,我这么美,真怕别人看不见啊。
1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark out, and I'm so beautiful; I really fear that people might not see me.
2. 什么是代沟?就是换上新衣服,在老妈面前走了一圈说:妈,有范吗?老妈看了我一眼说:有,在锅里,自己盛去。
2. What is the generation gap? It's like putting on a new outfit, walking around in front of your mom and saying, "Mom, does this look cool?" Your mom glances at me and says, "Yes, it's in the pot, go get it yourself."
3. 26幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼,我吃肉,看着别人啃骨头。
3. 26 What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others gnaw on bones.
4. 20就算世界上只剩你一个女人,我都宁愿去和别人搞基。
4. Even if I were the only woman left in the world, I would rather have a gay relationship with someone else.
5. 吃货的思路是什么?好吃你就多吃点,不好吃多少也要吃点。
5. What is the mindset of a foodie? If it tastes good, eat more; if it doesn't, eat a little bit anyway.
6. 早知道生活如此艰辛,20年前那场游泳比赛我就不该争第一。
6. If I had known life was so hard, I shouldn't have fought for first place in that swimming competition 20 years ago.
7. 6你不是VIP,甚至不是IP,你丫只是一个P。
7. 6 You're not a VIP, not even an IP, you're just a P, pal.
8. 22嗨!兄弟,你横向发展怎样比纵向地还厉害!
8. 22 Hey! Brother, your horizontal development is even more impressive than your vertical one!
9. 人常常看不清自己存在的问题,却长着一张热衷于说教的嘴。人人都渴望偏爱与真诚,然而这世上到处都是新鲜感与虚伪。
9. People often fail to see the problems they have, yet they have a mouth that is eager to preach. Everyone desires favor and sincerity, yet this world is full of novelty and hypocrisy.
10. 我没有你想象中的那样完美那样坚强,金钱和美女就足以把我征服!
10. I'm not as perfect and strong as you imagine; money and beauty are enough to conquer me!
11. 25你说你除了整天游手好闲,要嘛就是鼓捣点儿嘎七马八的事儿出来。
11. 25 You said you spend your days either loafing around or getting up to all sorts of mischief.
12. 都说孩子是遗落人间的明珠,妈妈是上帝派来保护孩子的天使。而我则是上帝掉落的陀螺,我妈妈就是那个喜欢抽陀螺的魔鬼。
12. It is said that children are the pearls dropped by the heavens, and mothers are the angels sent by God to protect them. But I am the top that fell from God's hand, and my mother is the evil spirit who loves to spin tops.
13. 人一旦到了中年就是一部西游记,有着悟空的压力,八戒的身材,老沙的发型,唐僧的磨叽!更可怕的是离西天还越来越近了。
13. Once a person reaches middle age, they become a "Journey to the West," facing the pressure of Sun Wukong, the physique of Pigsy, the hairstyle of Monk Sha, and the procrastination of Tang Sanzang! What's even scarier is that they are getting closer and closer to the West.
14. 4雷锋做了好事不留名,可是每一件事情都记到日记里面。
14. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but he recorded every single thing in his diary.
15. 28就你长那咸鱼样儿,还跟我提咸鱼,人咸鱼要腌半年早死菜了,能翻身吗,你翻给我看,你翻翻你翻。
15. 28 With the way you look like a dried fish, you still bring up dried fish to me. A real dried fish needs to be pickled for half a year and it would have gone bad long ago. Can it turn over? Show me how you can turn over, turn over, turn over.
16. 是自卑的表现,发现自己的内容没人关注点赞评论。
16. It is a manifestation of self-doubt. Discovering that no one is paying attention, liking, or commenting on your content.
17. 明知故犯的事,不算是错而是选择。那些带着已知答案来询问你的人,他寻求的并非答案,而是你的态度。
17. Committing a crime with full knowledge is not considered a mistake but a choice. Those who come to ask you with known answers are not seeking an answer, but rather your attitude.
18. 不努力的女生,会有买不完的地摊货,逛不完菜市场。努力的女生,你就没时间逛地摊,因为你只能加班叫外卖逛淘宝!
18. Lazy girls will have endless street market goods to buy and endless markets to visit. Hardworking girls, you won't have time to逛 street markets because you'll only be able to work overtime, order takeout, and shop on Taobao!
19. 如果谷歌和百度合并了,会不会改名叫Good-Bye
19. If Google and Baidu merged, would they change their name to Good-Bye?
20. 你们也不能太侮辱周正龙的智慧,至少他自己没顶片树叶,然后宣称自己是华南虎!
20. You also cannot too much belittle Zhou Zhenglong's intelligence. At least he didn't have a single leaf on his head and then claimed to be a South China tiger!
21. 7以往有个女的想改造我,结果她在最终只拆了我的零件,却再也没跟我装上。
21.7 There was a woman who wanted to reform me in the past, but in the end, she only took apart my parts and never put them back together with me.
22. 26骆驼生驴子,怪种。你得好好的学习一下小时候的三纲五常,行为规范点。
22. 26 camels gave birth to donkeys, a strange breed. You should learn to follow the three cardinal relationships and five constant virtues from your childhood, and behave more properly.
23. 你应该最明白自己是不喜欢发还是不敢发。不敢发可能你怕发出去会有朋友嘲笑你,其实每个人都有自己的生活方式,朋友圈只是我们展现方式的一种,没有人会嘲笑。要勇敢做你自己。
23. You should be the most aware of whether you don't like to post or are afraid to post. You might be afraid that your friends will mock you if you post it, but in fact, everyone has their own way of life, and the朋友圈 is just one of the ways we show ourselves; no one will mock. Be brave and be yourself.
24. 我要做个臭豆腐一样的男人,闻着臭吃着香,这就叫内涵。
24. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling bad but tasting good. That's what I call depth.
25. 你不去表白永远不知道自己有多丑,你不去借钱永远不知道自己人品有多差!
25. You'll never know how ugly you are if you never confess your feelings, and you'll never know how bad your character is if you never borrow money!
26. 你说你一直在我身后,那我上次掉的钱是不是被你捡了。
26. You said you've always been behind me, so does that mean you picked up the money I dropped last time?
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28. 听说:不吃早餐是慢性自杀,晚上熬夜也是慢性自杀,一直不动是慢性自杀,玩电脑、玩手机太久也是慢性自杀,全都是慢性自杀,合着我一年365天没干别的,光自杀了!
28. It's said: Not eating breakfast is a form of chronic suicide, staying up late at night is chronic suicide, being inactive is chronic suicide, playing on the computer and the phone for too long is chronic suicide, all of it is chronic suicide. So, it turns out that all I've been doing for a whole year, 365 days, is committing suicide!
29. 11世界上最圆的不必须是球喔,也能够是人咯。
29. 11 The world's most round does not have to be a sphere; it can also be a person.
30. 25别以为你比我年轻,你就能多蹦跶几天,棺材装的是死人不是老人!
30. Don't think that just because you're younger than me, you can bounce around for a few more days. The coffin holds the dead, not the elderly!
31. 古人挺乐观的其实,有点闲工夫都琢磨着怎么长生不老,现代人忙完一天的事,静下心来瘫在床上心里只有四个字:不想活了。
31. The ancients were actually quite optimistic. They spent all their spare time pondering how to achieve immortality. Modern people, after finishing their daily tasks, sit down, collapse on the bed, and in their hearts, there are only four words: I don't want to live anymore.
32. 如果你有喜欢的女生,就送她一只口红吧,至少她亲别人的'时候,你还有参与感。
32. If you have a girl you like, why not give her a lipstick? At least, when she kisses someone else, you'll still have a sense of participation.
33. 15给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁,不要太拿自己当回事。
33. Place Laozi in his proper position and don't fart around. Don't take yourself too seriously.
34. 20你这张脸可成了全球驰名品牌商标了啊!最丑的都没你丑。
34. 20 Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! There isn't a single uglier face than yours.
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36. 17我以为你只是和中间的数,没想到你还是和俩数的组合。
36. 17 I thought you were just dealing with the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be dealing with combinations of two numbers.
37. 三观若不在同一层次,不必强求相互理解,只用微笑彼此包容就好。层次不同不必争论,烂人烂事不必纠葛。
37. If one's outlook on life is not on the same level, there is no need to force mutual understanding; just smile and tolerate each other would suffice. Different levels do not require arguments, and messy people and things should not be entangled.
38. 什么是友谊?我毕业后换过4个手机号,谁也没告诉,然而同学结婚时还是联系到了我!
38. What is friendship? After I graduated, I changed 4 phone numbers and didn't tell anyone, yet when my classmates got married, they still managed to get in touch with me!
39. 打针的时候,我说:“…我怕疼…”医生说:“别怕,我会慢慢推进去的!”
39. While getting a shot, I said, "…I'm scared of the pain…" The doctor replied, "Don't be afraid, I'll slowly push it in!"
40. 身为一个吃货,我拼了命的努力,别问我为什么,我只是为了以后我夹菜没人敢转桌子。
40. As a foodie, I have worked my ass off. Don't ask me why, I just want to make sure in the future, no one dares to move the table when I pick up my dishes.
41. 6我宁愿理解你在流氓身下拼死反抗,也不愿承受你在男人身下飘飘欲仙!
41.6 I would rather understand that you are fighting to the death under a rogue, than bear the thought of you floating in bliss under a man's embrace!
42. 11人生四大悲:久旱逢甘霖,一滴;他乡遇故知,债主;洞房花烛夜,隔壁;金榜提名时,做梦。
42. The four great sorrows in life: Long drought meets sweet rain, a drop; Meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; On the night of the wedding chamber, next door; At the time of being named on the golden list, dreaming.
43. 和上司说美话,和下属说丑话,和老婆说谎话,和情人说瞎话,和熟人说笑话,和生人说鬼话。
43. Flatter your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, tell lies to your wife, say nonsense to your lover, tell jokes to your acquaintances, and talk ghost stories to strangers.
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45. 没必要见谁都毫无保留地付出真心,在乎你的人并没有多少。你若不对自己好一些,又有谁会把你当回事呢。
45. There's no need to pour your heart out to everyone without reservation. There aren't many people who care about you. If you don't take care of yourself, who else will take you seriously?
46. 3鬼混这事如果干的好,就叫恋爱;霸占这事如果干的好,就叫结婚;性冷淡这事,如果干的好就叫严守贞操;阳痿这事,如果瞒的好就叫坐怀不乱。
46. If one is good at hanging out with others, it's called dating; if one is good at monopolizing, it's called getting married; if one is good at being sexually indifferent, it's called strictly adhering to chastity; if one is good at concealing impotence, it's called not being moved by temptation.
47. 23幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼,我吃肉,看着别人啃骨头。
47. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others gnaw at the bones.