“晨曦破晓，闹钟响起，一抹搞笑瞬间，让你的朋友圈炸裂！”

"At dawn, the alarm rings, a humorous moment breaks out, making your朋友圈 explode!"

1. 03 但凡身边有个帅气的男人，我都不醒了!

1. 03 But there's a man standing beside me with a bad breath, and I haven't woken up yet!

2. 06 人已在工位，脑子没拿对!

2. 06 People are already in the office, the brain isn't working!

3. 01 早，又是攒薪的一天!

3. 01 AM, it's another day of saving money!

4. 02 亲爱的牛马们，起床去挣饲料钱了!

4.02 My beloved cowboys, get up early to make some money from picking peaches!

5. 07 孤得摸您，哥哥你还不醒?

5. 07 Can't you feel the sting, why aren't you awake yet?

6. 08 天才第一步，睁眼叫声苦！早，仙女们!

6. 08 The first step on the 8th day, wake up and shout "Ahoy, girls!" in the morning!

7. 09 世界那么大，床以外的地方我都不想去看!

7. 09 How big the world is, I don't want to go anywhere except my bed!

8. 05 如果上天能给我再来一次机会，我会对自己说三个字：早点睡!

8.05 If the sky can give me another chance to attend the meeting, I will say to myself three words: Early to bed!

9. 04 睁眼为钱所困，闭眼为情所困！早上好!

9. 04 The eyes are troubled by money, and the heart is troubled by sorrow. Good morning!