1. 也许是为了报答恩师恩情，郭德纲便把 靳金来的孙子靳玺桐招入德云社，艺名 靳鹤岚。

1. Perhaps to repay the kindness of his teacher, Guo Degang recruited Jin Xintong, the grandson of Jin Jinlai, into the De Yun Society, with the artistic name Jin He Lan.

2. 几个月前，有媒体拍到王九龙和女朋友聚餐完毕后，直接对着大马路旁的绿化带当众小便，

2. A few months ago, some media caught a photo of Wang Liulong and his girlfriend urinating in public in the green belt next to a main road after their dinner together.

3. 听到女方如此强硬，陈霄华也懵了，赶快拿东西遮挡自己裸露的身体，

3. Hearing the woman's firmness, Chen Xiaohua was also taken aback and quickly used something to cover his exposed body.

4. 九字科的成员都是花钱学的相声，所以郭德纲对九字科的徒弟们更加严厉，毕竟人家花了钱，必须学扎实些。

4. The members of the Jiu Zi Department all paid to learn crosstalk, so Guo Degang is stricter with his disciples from the Jiu Zi Department. After all, they have spent money, and they must study solidly.

5. 他会在社交平台上经常记录一些女儿的动态，和一家三口的照片，

5. He often records some updates about his daughter and shares photos of the family of three on social media platforms.

6. 您瞅准了，按这里冲。一般人我不告诉他。

6. You've got it right, press here and go. I don't tell this to just anyone.

7. 厕所经常保清新，洗手擦拭莫甩水，地板乾净不会毁。

7. The toilet is kept fresh and clean at all times; when washing hands, do not splash water, and keep the floor clean to prevent damage.

8. 作为郭德纲表妹的孩子，他从十几岁开始便跟着舅舅郭德纲学相声。

8. As the child of Guo Degang's cousin, he began to learn crosstalk from his uncle Guo Degang when he was in his teens.

9. 请您方便后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷。

9. Please be sure to: Wash and scrub, wash and scrub; wash and scrub, wash and scrub.

10. 最终，网友们为 吴鹤臣众筹了15万善款，不过据报道并未提现。

10. In the end, netizens crowdfunded 150,000 yuan in donations for Wu Hefen, but according to reports, the money was not withdrawn.

11. 大环境，小环境，干净才有好心情。

11. The overall environment, the local environment, cleanliness brings a good mood.

12. 而且举行了拜师仪式，那就是正儿八经的徒弟了，可惜这陈霄华偏偏不爱惜自己的羽毛。

12. Moreover, a master-student ceremony was held, making him an official apprentice. Unfortunately, Chen Xiaohua just doesn't cherish his own feathers.

13. 如厕冲水了无痕，道德水准功告成。

13. The toilet flushes away all traces, and the moral standard is achieved.

14. 5月20日当天，一位名叫萌阿萌的女生发文称张九南和她也有过一段关系，

14. On May 20th, a girl named Meng A Meng posted an article stating that she had also had a relationship with Zhang Jiunan.

15. 同志们!冲啊!

15. Comrades! Charge!

16. 一人做事，一人撞(冲)!不要累街坊!

16. If someone makes a mess, they should clean it up themselves! Don't trouble the neighbors!

17. 03 爱妻人设立太狠，大瓜成谜靳鹤岚

17. 03 The founder of the Lovers' Wife Association is too severe, the big melon becomes a mystery to Jin Hualan.

18. 于是，前妻又曝光了更多细节，例如从2016年结婚至今为止，张九南家暴多达20余次，甚至还对岳父家人动手动脚。

18. As a result, the ex-wife revealed even more details, such as the fact that Zhang Jiunan has committed domestic violence over 20 times since their marriage in 2016, and even physically harassed his father-in-law's family.

19. 轻松一冲大家轻松。

19. A quick rinse and everyone is relaxed.

20. 如果你不冲刷厕所，你将是历史的罪人。

20. If you do not flush the toilet, you will be a criminal against history.

21. 很多人认为王九龙的行为最多属于不讲卫生、素质低下，但也有网友直接上升到了道德层面。

21. Many people believe that Wang Liulong's behavior is at most unsanitary and low in quality, but some netizens have directly elevated it to a moral level.

22. 但郭德纲仅用了4年时间，就让这个最不起眼的徒弟登上了 央视 春晚；

22. But Guo Degang only took 4 years to bring this most unremarkable apprentice to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

23. 这一丑闻被搬上网络后，德云社的行动十分迅猛，承认了陈霄华擅闯他人住宅的事儿，直接开除了陈霄华，并且收回了“陈霄华”这个艺名。

23. After this scandal was brought to the internet, the De Yun Society acted swiftly, acknowledging that Chen Xiaohua had forcibly entered someone else's residence, directly expelled Chen Xiaohua, and also revoked the stage name "Chen Xiaohua."

24. 请不要在小便池内拉屎。

24. Please do not defecate in the toilet bowl.

25. 拉屎不冲，天理难容!

25. Not flushing the toilet is an act that goes against nature and is hard to tolerate!

26. 外加那段时间王九龙隐瞒女友的事儿，导致很多粉丝脱了粉，也给德云社抹上了一层黑。

26. In that period, the secret that Wang Jiulong kept about his girlfriend led many fans to unfollow, and it also cast a shadow on De Yun Society.

27. 2002年，9岁的张九南就被父母送到了郭德纲身边学艺，那时他的名字还叫张剑宇。

27. In 2002, at the age of 9, Zhang Jiunan was sent by his parents to learn from Guo Degang, and at that time, his name was still Zhang Jianyu.

28. 干干净净牌冲刷器，用过就知道。

28. Clean & Clean brush, you'll know after using it.

29. 可能在很多人眼里，郭德纲算得上是相声大家，能主持会唱歌，是玩儿曲艺的顶尖人才，

29. In the eyes of many people, Guo Degang can be regarded as a master of crosstalk, capable of hosting and singing, and is a top talent in the art of quyi.

30. 握紧枪兄弟，别发抖。

30. Hold tight, my gun brother, don't tremble.

31. 看着眼前弱弱的岳云鹏，郭德纲只和他说了六个字“有办法，要听话。”

31. Looking at the weak Eryun Peng in front of him, Guo Degang only said six words to him, "There's a way, listen and obey."

32. 更让人咋舌的是，有颜值稍差的粉丝追张九南，张九南会在背后骂人家长得难看。

32. More astonishingly, fans with slightly less attractive looks pursued Zhang Jiunan, and Zhang Jiunan would curse behind their backs, calling them ugly.

33. 02 不管孩子爱出轨，足癖王子张九南

33.02 No matter how much the child loves to be unfaithful, the foot fetish prince Zhang Jiunan

34. 然而老公住院需要众筹，其老婆张泓艺却把手机换成了最新款的华为P30Pro。

34. However, while the husband was hospitalized and needed crowdfunding, his wife Zhang Hongyi switched her phone to the latest Huawei P30 Pro.

35. 今天，你冲了吗?

35. Have you taken a shower today?

36. 看过“合租洗手间卫生标语”

36. Seen "Shared Bathroom Hygiene Slogan"

37. 去年的520期间，有网友爆出了一张靳鹤岚的床照疑似婚内出轨，还称是靳鹤岚主动约的自己。

37. During last year's 520 period, a netizen曝光了一张靳鹤岚的床照，疑似其婚内出轨，并称是靳鹤岚主动约的自己.

38. 她的最后一句“我想要守护的不仅仅是男人，更是我的家庭。”

38. Her last sentence was, "What I want to protect is not just men, but also my family."

39. 这些徒弟们不温不火尚且如此，如果郭德纲把他们捧红，那还不得上了天？

39. These disciples are already like this neither hot nor cold, if Guo Degang boosts them to fame, wouldn't they reach the sky?

40. 请您”方便”后一定要：洗刷刷洗刷刷，洗刷刷洗刷刷。

40. After you are "convenient," please make sure to: Wash and scrub, wash and scrub. Wash and scrub, wash and scrub.

41. 请停留一分钟莫忘及时冲水。

41. Please stay for one minute and don't forget to flush the toilet in time.

42. 刚开始他还学业学艺两头跑，到了2012年，18岁的张剑宇便辍学一门心思扎在了相声上。

42. At first, he was running between academic studies and artistic pursuits, but by 2012, at the age of 18, Zhang Jianyu dropped out of school and dedicated himself wholeheartedly to crosstalk.

43. 当网友质疑治疗脑出血用不了100万时，张泓艺给出的预计花费，连医院附近的房租也算了进去。

43. When netizens questioned whether 1 million yuan was enough for the treatment of cerebral hemorrhage, Zhang Hongyi's estimated cost even included the rent for the nearby hospital.

44. 张云雷口无遮拦，拿国人心里的伤作为段子调侃。

44. Zhang Yunlei has no filter in his mouth, using the wounds in the hearts of the Chinese people as jokes for mockery.

45. 不需要“涌泉”相报，只需止水之恩。

45. There is no need to repay with a spring's outpouring; just gratitude for the act of stopping the water.

46. 2013年9月份，和张九南同一波拜师郭德纲。

46. In September 2013, Zhang Jiunan and I were both apprenticed to Guo Degang in the same batch.

47. 此时的陈霄华刚刚从十四楼喝完酒回家，他住在三楼，却不知怎么回事儿出现在了五楼的一户租客家里。

47. At this moment, Chen Xiaohua had just returned home after drinking from the 14th floor, where he lived on the 3rd floor. Yet somehow, he found himself at the home of a tenant on the 5th floor.

48. 如果你不给别人方便，你将不能”方便”。

48. If you don't make it convenient for others, you won't be able to enjoy convenience yourself.

49. 前妻亲自下场实锤，张九南都没有任何忌惮，看到这里，有的粉丝醒悟了。

49. The ex-wife personally stepped in to confirm the truth, and Zhang Jiunan showed no fear at all. Upon seeing this, some fans woke up.

50. 文明手底下方便你我他。

50. Civilization makes life convenient for us all.

51. 毫不夸张的说，如果没有郭德纲出谋划策，逐个放大徒弟们的特点，在背后找平台使劲儿， 他们出圈儿的概率几乎为零。

51. Without exaggeration, if it weren't for Guo Degang's strategic planning, amplifying each of his disciples' unique characteristics, and behind-the-scenes efforts to find platforms, their chances of becoming famous would be almost zero.

52. 老郭为什么不把这些天资聪明、宝藏徒弟推到荧屏前？

52. Why doesn't Old Guo push these talented and treasure-like disciples to the forefront of the screen?

53. 向前一小步文明一大步。你们想知道合租洗手间卫生标语有哪些吗下面，我整理了合租洗手间卫生标语给大家，希望帮助大家。

53. One small step forward, a big step for civilization. Do you want to know what health slogans for shared bathrooms are? Below, I have compiled a list of health slogans for shared bathrooms for everyone, hoping to help you.

54. 厕所卫生要注意，干净清洁要保持。

54. Pay attention to toilet hygiene; keep it clean and tidy.

55. 看过朱鹤松剧场表演的一定对他印象颇深，可以说朱鹤松把捧哏这个角色玩儿到了新高度，经常会给观众们来个出其不意的笑点。

55. Those who have watched Zhu Hesong's stage performance must have a deep impression of him. It can be said that Zhu Hesong has taken the role of the supporting actor to a new height, often bringing unexpected laughs to the audience.

56. 既然有先天优势，郭德纲当然会给外甥一些机会，

56. Since there is an inherent advantage, Guo Degang would naturally give his nephew some opportunities.