1. 男同学出差到某地，女同学去看他，两人聊天谈到工资，男同学问：”你税后多少钱？” 女同学脸一红，小声说：”跟老同学睡还提啥钱， 你先上床，我去洗个澡。”

1. A male student is on a business trip to a certain place, and a female student goes to visit him. They chat about salaries, and the male student asks, "How much do you make after taxes?" The female student blushed and whispered, "What's the point of talking about money when we're old classmates? You go to bed first, and I'll take a shower."

2. 厕所经常保清新，洗手擦拭莫甩水，地板乾净不会毁。

2. The toilet is kept fresh and clean at all times; when washing hands, do not splash water around, and the floor will stay clean without damage.

3. 向前一小步文明一大步。

3. A small step forward is a big step in civilization.

4. 楼主：老娘我简直太有钱了，我该给保姆买辆什么车呢？ 论坛回复：那就要看她跟你老公发展到什么关系了～

4. Poster: I'm so rich, I don't know what kind of car to buy for the housekeeper? Forum Reply: It depends on how close the relationship between her and your husband has developed.

5. 楼主：大家都来讲一个开头KB，中间好笑，结局悲惨的故事。譬如从前有个鬼，放了个屁，然后死了。 回复：遇到芙蓉姐姐，爱上芙蓉姐姐，娶了芙蓉姐姐……

5. Original Poster: Everyone tell a story with a funny middle and a tragic ending. For example, there was a ghost who farted and then died. Reply: Met a sister from Fenhong, fell in love with her, and married her...

6. 这里是厕所，环境靠大伙。左右两边站，对准再开火。

6. This is the toilet, the environment depends on everyone. Stand to the left and right, aim and then fire.

7. 楼主：为什么越来越多人不想要小孩呢？ 暴强回复：北京派来的高官说了，要从娃娃抓起。

7. Thread starter: Why are more and more people not wanting to have children? A strong reply: The high official sent from Beijing said, "We should start from the kids."

8. 文明生活从小做起。

8. Cultivate a civil life from a young age.

9. 公司逐利没问题，都是要赚钱吃饭的，谁也不想落个倒闭的下场。但如果在捞金的时候没有底线，造成客户和员工的严重损失、社会上的恶劣影响，可就是“吃相难看”了。

9. It's fine for a company to seek profits, as everyone needs to make a living and no one wants to end up with a bankruptcy. However, if there is no bottom line in the pursuit of profits, causing serious losses to customers and employees and a negative impact on society, then it is truly "a bad look."

10. 老人临终前分遗产。对大儿子说：“你媳妇快生小孩了，把存折留给你。”对二儿子说：“你马上就要结婚，我把房子留给你”。最后，对小儿子说：“最不放心你了，现在还没个女朋友，就把最宝贵的遗产留给你吧。”小儿子心中窃喜，老人说：“我的QQ号好友栏里有300多个年轻姑娘，号码是。”

10. The old man divided his遗产 just before his death. To his eldest son, he said, "Your wife is about to give birth, so I'll leave you the savings passbook." To his second son, he said, "You're about to get married, so I'll leave you the house." Finally, to his youngest son, he said, "I'm most worried about you. You don't even have a girlfriend yet, so I'll leave you the most precious heritage." The youngest son was secretly delighted, and the old man said, "There are over 300 young girls in my QQ friend list, and the numbers are."

11. 楼主：我喜欢上了一个比我小6岁的女孩，还在上初中，真是造孽啊。 暴强回复：把喜欢两字去掉才真是造孽。

11. Poster: I have fallen for a girl who is six years younger than me and is still in junior high school, what a sin. Strong reply: It's truly a sin to remove the word "like" from this.

12. 男: 老样子撒，我开房间 (隔壁的中学生也扭头过来…)

12. Man: Just like before, I'm getting a room (The middle school student next door also turned around...)

13. 男: 她只会斗地主，不会打麻将… (全部暴走）

13. Man: She only plays Mahjong, she doesn't know how to play Mahjong... (All are raging)

14. 总结一下就是：卖血洒泪，不给回报；画个大饼，骗你入坑。可笑的是，面试官还将之定义为狼性文化，但事实上，M去的只是一家初创公司，连组建一个像样的狼群都谈不上。

14. In summary: sell your blood and shed tears, without any compensation; draw a big pie in the sky, to trick you into a trap. What's可笑 is that, the interviewer even defines this as "wolf culture," but in fact, the place M went to was just a startup company, not even mentioning forming a proper wolf pack.

15. 爱护公物，文明如厕。

15. Care for public property, and toilet in a civil manner.

16. 楼主：女友总说自己胸小，我觉得还可以啊，请论坛GG们帮忙鉴定一下～ 论坛：后背上长俩青春痘！

16. Forum Moderator: My girlfriend always says her breasts are small, but I think they're okay. Could you, the gentlemen on the forum, help me judge? Forum: Two acne spots on the back!

17. 一天突然发现，我有大姨，二姨，四姨，五姨，却没有三姨。于是就去问我爸：为什么我没有三姨？ 心里还想了一下：难道三姨在小的时候就死 了？ 我爸怒道：你三姨就是你妈！

17. One day, I suddenly realized that I have an older aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt, and a fifth aunt, but no third aunt. So I asked my dad: Why do I not have a third aunt? I thought it over in my mind: Could it be that my third aunt died at a young age? My dad angrily replied: Your third aunt is your mother!

18. 楼主：他今天山盟海誓说我是他生命中的一部分，我是他身体中的一部分，如果没了我，他就活不下去啦~ 论坛：我的前男友也是这么说的，后来我才知道，我是他盲肠、阑尾、仔耳、六指这类可有可无的玩意儿！

18. Top Post: He swore by the mountains and seas today that I am a part of his life, a part of his body, and that he cannot live without me. Forum: My ex-boyfriend also said the same thing, but later I found out that I was just like his appendix, vermiform appendix, little ear, or polydactyly, things that are optional and dispensable!

19. 神父打高尔夫球，修女观看，第一杆打偏了，神父骂道：“TMD，打偏了！”又打，神父又骂：“TMD，又打偏了！”修女说：“你做为神父说脏话上帝要惩罚的。”话音刚落，一个霹雷把修女给劈死了。神父纳闷了：为什么骂人的是我，为什么会劈死修女呢？这时只听天空传来上帝的声音：“TMD，我也打偏了！”

19. The priest was playing golf while the nuns watched. On the first shot, he missed, and cursed, "TMD, missed it!" He swung again and cursed again, "TMD, missed it again!" The nun said, "You, as a priest, using dirty words, God will punish you." Just as she finished speaking, a lightning bolt struck and killed the nun. The priest was puzzled: why was it me who cursed and why was it the nun who got struck? Then he heard God's voice from the sky, "TMD, I missed too!"

20. 楼主：大家猜猜我是哪个国家的混血儿^_^ 论坛回复：中国人＋变形金钢！

20. Poster: Guess which country's mixed-race am I? ^_^ Forum reply: Chinese + Transformers!

21. 男孩对女孩说：“第一眼看到你，我就喜欢上你了！” 女孩奇怪的问：“你第一眼看到我是什么时候？” 男孩连忙解释：“就是开学那天啊，我看你和家人一起来的学校，你穿的裙子特漂亮！！” 女孩大怒：“那天我没穿裙子，穿裙子的那个是我妈！”

21. The boy said to the girl, "The first time I saw you, I fell in love with you!" The girl asked in surprise, "When was the first time you saw me?" The boy hurried to explain, "It was the day school started, I saw you come to school with your family, and the skirt you were wearing was so beautiful!!" The girl was enraged: "I didn't wear a skirt that day; it was my mom who was wearing the skirt!"

22. 女: 你想咋个耍嘛 (隔壁的阿姨也扭头过来)

22. Woman: How do you want to play? (The neighbor's aunt also turned her head over)

23. 工作任务短期内比较重或者自己效率问题导致的加班也就算了，但鼓励有事没事都留下来的加班文化真的无用又烦人。这类公司不知有没有意识到，加班假象的背后是员工正常上班时间的消极怠工和公司资源的长期占用、浪费，“养生式加班”谁不会？

23. If a heavy workload in the short term or personal efficiency issues lead to overtime, that can be tolerated. However, the culture of encouraging employees to stay late regardless of whether there's work to do is not only useless but also烦人 (烦扰的). These companies may not be aware that the illusion of overtime is backed by employees' negative attitudes towards their normal working hours and the long-term occupation and waste of company resources. Who doesn't know how to work overtime in a "health-preserving" manner?

24. 克服不良习惯，养成文明行为。

24. Overcome bad habits and cultivate civilized behavior.

25. 按一按，清洁又流畅。

25. Press it, it's clean and smooth.

26. 马桶不是大胃王，吞了异物会抓狂。

26. The toilet is not a glutton; it will go crazy if it swallows a foreign object.

27. 细微之处见公德举手之间显文明。

27. A true reflection of public morality is seen in the smallest details, and civilization is displayed in every gesture.

28. 楼主：为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？ 论坛：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。

28. Thread Starter: Why do the children born have the same surname as the father? Forum: Because the money dispensed from the ATM belongs to the card inserter.

29. 美院人体课上，一女生画着画着愤然将笔扔在地上，斥责男模：一会儿大一会儿小的，到底还让不让人画了！

29. In a fine arts academy's human figure class, a female student, while painting, angrily threw her pen on the ground and scolded the male model: Sometimes big, sometimes small, are you even letting me paint at all!

30. 2有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上，于是赶紧对那男人说：同志，你烟掉了！男人大怒：你才阉掉了！

30. 2 A middle-aged woman on the bus saw a man about to get off drop a pack of cigarettes on the step, so she hurriedly said to the man: Comrade, your cigarettes have fallen! The man was extremely angry: It's you who have been emasculated!

31. 同志们!冲啊!

31. Comrades! Charge!

32. 高高兴兴方便，轻轻松松冲刷。

32. Happy and convenient, easy to rinse off.

33. 同志们请冲一冲啊!

33. Comrades, let's make a rush for it!

34. 干干净净牌冲刷器，用过就知道。

34. Clean and tidy brush, you'll know it after using it.

35. 楼主：我有一百万，想买一辆车，大家给个建议吧。

35. Forum Owner: I have one million yuan, and I want to buy a car. Could everyone give me some suggestions?

36. 论坛楼主：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？ 论坛回复：我们不带你们会热……

36. Forum Moderator: Don't you feel hot wearing a bra in such hot summer days, women? Forum Replies: We wouldn't feel hot if we didn't wear one...