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1. 俄而,偶俩同时反应过来,急忙一起提裤子。MM粉白,小巧玲珑,偶实非故意注视其
1. Soon, both of us realized at the same time and hurriedly pulled up our pants. The girl was fair and petite, and I assure you, it was not intentional that I kept looking at her.
2. 前进一小步,文明一大步。
2. Every small step forward is a big step towards civilization.
3. 匆匆走?别!冲冲再走!
3. Hurry away? No! Rush a bit more and then leave!
4. 设备真可贵,公德不可退,坐式马桶位,上蹲危坠坠,蹲体真污秽,别人很惧畏。
4. The equipment is truly valuable, public morals cannot retreat, the sitting toilet seat, the squatting position is dangerous and unstable, the squatting body is truly dirty, others are very afraid.
5. 变态要趁早,来得太晚的话,快乐也不那么痛快
5. Correct abnormality early on; if it comes too late, the joy is not as pleasant.
6. 按一按,清洁又流畅。
6. Press it, it's clean and smooth.
7. 方便过后,偶打扫完战场站起来刚抓住裤腰准备提裤子,旁光一扫,右坑位一女生正
7. After finishing up, I was just about to straighten up and pull up my pants after cleaning up the scene when I happened to glance over. There was a girl in the right pit.
8. 如果我的感情失败的话,趴在地上的一定是对方
8. If my feelings fail, it will definitely be the other party who is lying on the ground.
9. 唾沫是用来数钞票的,不是用来讲道理的。经典语句
9. Spittle is for counting money, not for arguing. A classic saying.
10. MM:啊!(脸更红了)到了这儿就水土不服,真倒霉,提前好几天就来了。(看来
10. MM: Ah! (Her face turned even redder) I'm really unlucky, not adapting to the climate here. I came several days early. (It seems like...)
11. 向前一步靠,滴水不外漏。
11. Take a step forward, not a drop leaks out.
12. 表扬一个人,最好用公文;批评一个人,尽量用电话。
12. Praise someone in writing, and try to use a phone call for criticism.
13. 可是又不能跟MM解释是刚才走进那个厕所被女生赶了出来,所以才进这个厕所的。偶觉
13. However, I couldn't explain to MM that I just entered this bathroom because I was chased out of the previous one by a girl. I feel...
14. 你不想接我电话就直说,别老是让人家移动帮你向我说对不起。
14. If you don't want to answer my call, just say so directly. Don't keep making someone move to say sorry for you.
15. 你想念的人已不在服务区,请稍候再想。雷人语录
15. The person you miss is out of service area, please wait and think again. Quotable quote.
16. 27为了大家的方便,避免堵塞——请勿乱扔。
16. For everyone's convenience and to avoid blockages — please do not litter.
17. 希望我喜欢的人不要滚滚而来,更希望我不喜欢的人滚滚而去。
17. I hope that the people I like do not come in droves, and even more so, that the people I dislike leave in droves.
18. 来时百步紧,出后一身松。
18. Tense with every step on the way here, relaxed with every step once out.
19. 见了你,我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。
19. Seeing you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually appear again.
20. 同志们……冲啊!
20. Comrades... Charge!
21. MM:“女厕所啊,挂的帘子上不是写着么?”(口气变的强硬起来,意思是一大学
21. MM: "The women's restroom, don't you see the sign on the curtain?" (The tone becomes firm, implying that it's a matter of common knowledge in a university setting.)
22. 生还不认识男女厕所么?看样子,偶要是找不到走错的证据,MM很可能以为我是故意进
22. Don't you know the difference between men's and women's restrooms? It looks like, if I can't find evidence that I took a wrong turn, MM might suspect that I deliberately went in...
23. 19厕所经常保清新,洗手擦拭莫甩水,地板干净不会毁。
23. The toilet is kept fresh and clean at all times, avoid splashing water when washing and wiping, and the floor remains clean to prevent damage.
24. 向前一小步文明一大步。
24. A small step forward, a great step in civilization.
25. 是不好意思,打扰你了。可是我得换一下那个东西了,你能不能帮我在门口看一下啊?我
25. Sorry for the interruption. But I need to change that thing, could you please keep an eye on the door for me? I'll be right back.
26. 如厕冲水了无痕,道德水准功告成。
26. The toilet flushing leaves no trace, and the moral standards are accomplished.
27. 搞笑语录:树愈静而风不止,我愈恋而他不在。
27. Comical Sayings: As the tree remains still while the wind does not cease, the more I cherish him, the less he is around.
28. 想学习我,找点儿精髓,别让我一眼看穿了你。
28. If you want to learn from me, find some essence; don't let me see through you at first glance.
29. 阁下惜用各设备,公厕不体不污秽。
29. You are sparing with the use of various facilities; the public toilet is not untidy or dirty.
30. 今天,你冲了吗?
30. Have you washed today?
31. 确切的说,我除了相信上帝之外,一点也不迷信!
31. To be precise, I am not at all superstitious, besides believing in God!
32. 文明生活从小做起。
32. Cultivate a civil way of life from a young age.
33. 按下这里,你会有一个惊喜。
33. Press here, and you'll have a surprise.
34. 2养成良好习惯,促进身体健康,共享美好人生
34. 2 Cultivate good habits, promote physical health, and share a beautiful life.
35. 终于天无绝人之路,被偶抓到了极为有利的证据证明偶的清白。偶对MM说了偶都不
35. Finally, the heavens did not forsake me, and I was fortunate enough to find extremely incriminating evidence that proved my innocence. I told MM that I was...
36. 如厕后请勿忘关闭水龙头。
36. Please remember to turn off the tap after using the toilet.
37. 一纸一屑煞文明,一举一动显文明。
37. Every sheet and crumb reflects civilization, every move and action manifests civilization.
38. 有人缘诀窍就是在忍无可忍的时候,再忍一忍。
38. The knack of being popular is to endure a little more when you can no longer bear it.
39. 如果你不爱我,我就让你在我排山倒海的思念中淹死
39. If you don't love me, let you drown in my overwhelming thoughts and longing.
40. 包子是世界上最诚实的食物,一口咬下去有肉有面,实在令人感动。
40. Baozi is the most honest food in the world; a bite of it reveals both meat and dough, which is truly touching.
41. 厕所卫生要注意,干净清洁要保持。
41. Toilets should be kept clean and hygienic, maintaining cleanliness at all times.
42. 贴近文明靠近方便。
42. Be close to civilization and convenience.
43. 飞流直下一两尺,记得冲水大拇指。
43. Water flows straight down a couple of inches, remember to flush with the thumb.
44. 厕所经常保清新,洗手擦拭莫甩水,地板乾净不会毁。
44. The toilet is always kept fresh and clean, and when washing hands, do not splash water to avoid damaging the floor.