“家，在家的静谧中，藏着多少温馨的语句？”

"How many warm words are hidden in the tranquility of home?"

1. 坚持不要脸。你做了吗？

1. Persist in being shameless. Have you done that?

2. 不努力，永远不知道有些人是无法被超越的。

2. Without effort, one will never know that there are some people who cannot be surpassed.

3. 每次在火车站或者汽车站听到广播，我都不停的提醒火车上禁止携带易燃易爆物品当时我就想把女朋友扔了！

3. Every time I hear the announcement at the train or bus station, I keep reminding myself that flammable and explosive items are forbidden on trains. At that moment, I really wanted to dump my girlfriend!

4. 长得丑有什么不好？只要我不照镜子，恶心的不是我。

4. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who's disgusting.

5. 道理我都懂，可是听到别人喊美女的时候还是忍不住要回头。

5. I understand the logic, but when I hear someone calling someone 'beautiful girl,' I can't help but turn back.

6. 花坛里有一枚一元硬币，但是花坛旁边的牌子上写着踏进花坛就被罚三元，真的很尴尬。

6. There is a one-yuan coin in the flower bed, but there's a sign next to the flower bed that says you'll be fined three yuan if you step into it, which is really embarrassing.

7. 拿快递的感觉就像和自己失散已久的骨肉重逢，但往往开箱后，你发现孩子长得像隔壁的老王。

7. The feeling of receiving express delivery is like being reunited with a long-lost family member, but often after opening the box, you find out that the child looks like the old man next door.

8. 你从小到大经历过哪些难忘的谎言？我们先给你留着压岁钱。

8. What unforgettable lies have you experienced from childhood to adulthood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

9. 谁说我只会吃？人家很会点外卖！

9. Who says I only eat? I'm quite good at ordering takeout!

10. 我终于发现了世界上最会说谎的两种人。一、土豪:唉，我真没钱；第二个是学霸:哎呀，这个问题我真瞎！

10. I finally discovered the two types of people who are the most adept at lying in the world. One is the土豪: Ah, I really don't have any money; the second is the studious student: Ah, I really am blind to this question!

11. 世界上哪有比放假宅在家里一天更开心的事情呢？如果有的话，那就是宅两天。

11. Is there anything more enjoyable in the world than staying at home on a day off? If there is, it would be staying at home for two days.

12. 美女，我能给你10万块钱，答应我一件事吗？美女害羞地点点头怎么了给我20万！

12. Beautiful girl, can I give you 100,000 yuan? Will you agree to do me a favor? The beautiful girl shyly nodded. What's wrong? Give me 200,000!

13. 很多人不断地规划自己的人生，每天压力很大。其实不管你怎么过。都会后悔的。想想你这前几十年就明白了。

13. Many people constantly plan their lives, feeling immense pressure every day. In reality, no matter how you live, you will regret it. Think about these past few decades, and you'll understand.

14. 我不明白为什么有些人会突然问你在吗？你就不能告诉我什么不能做吗？所以我可以决定我是否在这里。

14. I don't understand why some people suddenly ask if you're there? Can't you just tell me what not to do? So I can decide whether I should be here.

15. 如果贫穷限制了我们的想象力，为什么我能想出那么多省钱的方法？

15. If poverty limits our imagination, then why can I come up with so many ways to save money?

16. 寒假宅在家能一个多月不出门不是我基本操作吗？起床就废大半天，玩手机一天就过去了。

16. Isn't it my basic operation to stay at home for more than a month during winter vacation without going out? I waste half a day just getting up, and a day goes by with just playing on my phone.

17. 我一次又一次通过了第三次考试，但是今天没有通过。教练终于不耐烦的对我吼道:“ldquo你怕考完试买不起车吗？我无话可说。

17. I passed the third exam time and time again, but I didn't pass it today. The coach finally lost patience and shouted at me, "Are you afraid you won't be able to buy a car after the exam? I have nothing to say."

18. 我以前是个暖男，但是太暖了，烫到自己了。最后，我烧成灰烬，留下残渣。

18. I used to be a warm-hearted person, but I was too warm, and it burned myself. In the end, I was reduced to ashes, leaving behind some remnants.

19. 感谢那些把我打倒的人，让我知道躺着真的很舒服。

19. Thank those who brought me down, as they taught me that lying down is truly comfortable.

20. 我是一个超级喜欢宅在家里的人，可我在家里呆久了身上特别的酸，我就不得不出门溜一圈，走几步路身上就不酸了，又开始痛……

20. I am a super homebody, but after staying at home for too long, I feel particularly stiff, so I have to go out for a stroll. After a few steps, my body stops aching, but then the pain starts again...

21. 我现在已经到了不想和初中同学出去聚一聚的地步了，还是宅在家里好不想社交。

21. I am now at a point where I don't even want to hang out with my junior high school classmates; staying home is better than socializing.

22. 突然间觉得自己见识有点短浅，还是放假一直宅在家里，然而太久没有接触这个社会了。感觉老了老了，有些跟不上年轻人的步伐了。

22. Suddenly felt that my horizons are a bit narrow, it's been staying at home during the holidays, but I've been away from this society for too long. It feels like I'm getting older and older, and I'm finding it harder to keep up with the pace of the young people.

23. 我用一麻袋钱上了大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业后，我用这些书换钱，却买不起一麻袋！

23. I paid for college with a sack of money, exchanging it for a sack of books; after graduation, I used these books to make money, but couldn't afford a sack of money!

24. 我从不轻易发脾气。当我发脾气的时候，我害怕别人打我！

24. I never lose my temper easily. When I do, I'm afraid that others might hit me!

25. 已经快一个月了，新闻只通知勤洗手，什么时候让洗头洗脸也没通知，不敢洗，生怕违反了规定。

25. It's almost a month now, and the news only informs about washing hands frequently. There has been no notification about when to wash one's hair or face, so I dare not wash, fearing that I might violate the regulations.

26. 为什么要单膝跪地求婚？上帝回答:跪着就是坟墓。

26. Why do people propose marriage on one knee? God replied: To kneel is to be in the grave.

27. 我是最诚实的人，从不说谎。

27. I am the most honest person and never tell lies.

28. 下雨天适合在家睡觉，晴天适合出去散步，很长一段时间，其实没有一天适合上班。

28. It's suitable to sleep at home on rainy days and to go for a walk on sunny days. In fact, for a long time, there hasn't been a single day that was suitable for going to work.

29. 你们玩王者荣耀的时候，尽量少打野，都是野生动物，容易得新型冠状病毒，如果实在需要打野的话，用兰陵王，他有口罩，也不要和芈月玩，她养蝙蝠。

29. When you are playing Honor of Kings, try to minimize jungle raids, as they are all wild animals and prone to the novel coronavirus. If you absolutely must go jungle, use Lan Ling Wang, as he wears a mask. Also, don't play with Miyue, as she keeps bats.

30. 有个小孩在路上踩影子，我觉得好幼稚，所以我绕开了他，因为我怕他踩到我的影子。

30. A child was stepping on shadows on the road, and I thought it was quite childish, so I detoured around him because I was afraid he might step on my shadow.

31. 我刚刚做了一项非常冒险的投资。如果成功了，我可以一下子赚几个亿。如果失败了，我会用这两块钱打败水漂。

31. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, I can make several billion yuan at once. If it fails, I'll use these two yuan to beat the water float.

32. 长得好看的可以叫吃货，长得不好看的只能叫gits。

32. Those who look good can be called "foodies," while those who don't look good can only be called "dumbheads."

33. 我知道我脾气不好。不能忍，就要反思自己，为什么别人可以。

33. I know I have a bad temper. When I can't tolerate something, I need to reflect on myself and ask why others can.

34. 玩游戏的时候认识了经理。经理突然问我材料是怎么写的。就在我正在汇报的时候，经理突然出现，占用了我几秒钟的时间！

34. I met the manager while playing a game. Suddenly, the manager asked me how the material was written. Just as I was giving a report, the manager suddenly appeared, occupying a few seconds of my time!

35. 即使一个漂亮的人犯了错，别人也很容易原谅他。长得丑的人不能因为长相就被别人原谅，更别说犯错了。

35. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others are very easy to forgive them. People who are not attractive cannot be forgiven by others for their appearance, let alone for making mistakes.

36. 小时候去动物园看老虎，发誓长大后要养一只。20年后，我的梦想终于实现了。反正是时候给老婆做饭了。

36. As a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to keep one when I grew up. 20 years later, my dream finally came true. It's about time I started cooking for my wife.

37. 每天睡衣宅在家，愿岁岁平安，前路虽长，尤可期许。

37. Cozy at home in pajamas every day, wishing for peace and safety year after year, though the road ahead is long, it is still something to look forward to.

38. 你在我心中的地位是任何人都无法替代的，就像大黄死后，养再多的狗都不是大黄。

38. The place you hold in my heart is irreplaceable by anyone else, just like after the death of Dahuang, no matter how many dogs you raise, they will never be Dahuang.

39. 学校组织了一次懒人大赛，一等奖丰厚。全校都报了名，我懒得报，最后中了奖。

39. The school organized a laziness competition with a generous first prize. Everyone in the school signed up, but I was too lazy to do so. In the end, I won the prize.

40. 通过掌纹，可以看出女朋友的性格。如果你的脸上经常出现她的掌纹，说明她性格暴躁。

40. Through palm prints, one can discern the personality of a girlfriend. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it indicates that she has a fiery temperament.

41. 成功的三个要素:1。坚持；

41. The three elements of success: 1. Perseverance;

42. 不要脸；

42. Disgraceful; shameless.

43. 好久没出门了，不知道外面的世界是个什么样子了。

43. It's been a long time since I've been out, and I don't know what the world outside is like anymore.