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霸气高冷到爆的回家日常,搞笑朋友圈必备!

面书号 2025-01-17 04:04 13


“暴风雨至,冷到刺骨,朋友圈却是一片欢声笑语……”(回故乡暴风雨搞怪朋友圈说)

"The storm arrives, cold to the bone, but the circle of friends is filled with laughter and joy..." (Quirky WeChat Moments post about returning to one's hometown during a storm)

1. 这世界上根本不存在“不会做”这回事,当你失去了所有的依靠的时候,自然就什么都会了。

1. There is no such thing as "can't do" in this world. When you lose all your dependencies, you will naturally know how to do everything.

2. 有话就要说出来,有不满就要骂出来,有情绪就要发泄,有爱就要讲。我们的青春很快就过去,不要整天怕这怕那。

2. If you have something to say, say it; if you're dissatisfied, vent it out; if you're emotional, express it; if you love, speak it. Our youth passes by quickly, don't be afraid of this and that all day long.

3. 7我将在阳光明媚的中心祝贺你,在雨下雨的中心向你致以问候,在短信可以使我心爱的朋友在中心向你表示祝贺到达。早上好,惊喜,你每天快乐,永远快乐

3.7 I will congratulate you in the sunny center, send greetings to you in the center of rain, and have my dear friend in the center send congratulations to you via text message. Good morning, surprise, you are happy every day, and forever happy.

4. 不要贪恋没意义的人或事,拎着垃圾的手怎么腾得出来接礼物。

4. Do not be obsessed with people or things that have no meaning; how can you free your hands to receive gifts if you are holding garbage?

5. 15每个星期一,我都感到高兴,并张着眉头去上班。阳光明媚,微微一笑,路边的草木和花朵都很漂亮。我努力工作,避免休息,下班后放松。微笑来装饰新世界,并明天热烈欢迎您。周一快乐!

5. Every Monday, I feel joyful and go to work with a cheerful expression. The sun is shining, a smile on my face, and the roadside trees and flowers are all very beautiful. I work hard, avoiding rest, and relax after work. Smiles adorn the new world and warmly welcome you tomorrow. Happy Monday!

6. 33在学习上做一眼勤、手勤、脑勤,就可以成为有学问的人。

6. By being diligent with the eyes, hands, and mind in studying, one can become a learned person.

7. 44亲爱的在你离我而去的这段时间里,我懂得了深爱的人离自己而去的痛苦,知道了被冷落的悲哀,尝到了一个人流泪凄凉;我知道这一切都是我造成的;亲爱的,回来吧我知道我错了!我离不开你,我爱你!

7. 44 Darling, during this time when you left me, I've learned the pain of losing the one I deeply love, known the sadness of being forsaken, and tasted the loneliness of a person shedding tears. I know that all this is because of me; dear, come back! I know I was wrong! I can't live without you, I love you!

8. 59偶尔,只需要一个鼓励的微笑,就可以说服自己继续坚强下去。早安!

8.59 Occasionally, just a reassuring smile is needed to persuade oneself to continue to be strong. Good morning!

9. 9我以为我可以等,可现在你连等的机会都不给我。

9.9 I thought I could wait, but now you're not even giving me the chance to wait.

10. 29要克服生活的焦虑和沮丧,得先学会做自己的主人。

10. To overcome the anxiety and depression of life, one must first learn to be the master of oneself.

11. 35陪孩子读书长大是个人,给孩子观念长大后是人才。

11. Raising a person by reading with a child is a personal matter, while nurturing a talent by instilling ideas in a child is the cultivation of a genius.

12. 21早上好,送上长寿秘诀,愿你健康长寿,好运常来,开心快乐!

12. Good morning on the 21st, here's a secret to longevity, wishing you good health, long life, constant good luck, and happiness!

13. 29校园恋爱还有望,不用等到老年大学了哈哈哈哈哈哈

13. There's still hope for campus romance; no need to wait until senior university! Hahaha哈哈

14. 56爱情没有统一零售价,有时一文不值,有时千金难买。

14. Love does not have a unified retail price; sometimes it is worth nothing, and sometimes it is priceless.

15. 我很简单也很极端,喜欢一个人,要么百分之百,要么百分之零。

15. I am simple and extreme. When I like someone, it's either 100% or 0%.

16. 19三年一瞬间,就这样欢歌、纵笑,就这样相识、相聚,甚至都来不及好好地话别,马上就要各奔东西。

16. In the span of three years, it all seems to pass in a moment, just like this, we sing joyfully, laugh freely, and meet and gather. Even before we can properly say goodbye, we are all rushing off to our respective destinations.

17. 37看着你们可以做到,自己什么也做不到,谁说那只是举手之劳,我却想着只是徒劳。

17. Seeing you can do it, I can't do anything myself, who says it's just a trivial matter, but I think it's all in vain.

18. 31一邂逅,错过就是无悔,人生,想要的就去追求。

18. 31st encounter, if missed, there is no regret. Life, pursue what you want.

19. 听着,你找错人了。

19. Listen, you've got the wrong person.

20. 我一定是你平庸生活中闪亮的神经病。

20. I must be the brilliant疯子 in your otherwise ordinary life.

21. 1一直有个怪癖,越多人喜欢的东西,我反而越没好感,就算那些东西还不错。

21.1 I've always had a peculiar quirk; the more people like something, the less I feel inclined to like it, even if those things are quite good.

22. 8生活不会惯着你,想要不被抛弃,必须自己争气。

22. Life won't indulge you; if you want to avoid being abandoned, you must strive for yourself.

23. 48距离,产生的不是美,而是诠释了不堪一击的爱情!

23. 48 kilometers apart, it doesn't produce beauty, but rather interprets an unendurable love!

24. 25我宁愿保持沉默也不向那些根本不在意我的人诉苦。

24. 25 I would rather remain silent than complain to those who do not care about me at all.

25. 8你的肩膀还是不是我的依靠你的心是不是还属于我。

25. Are your shoulders still my support? Does your heart still belong to me?

26. 54当我让自己足够忙起来的时候,才发现其实自己什么都不缺,比如物质,比如爱情

26. 54 When I keep myself busy enough, I realize that I actually lack nothing, for instance, in terms of material things, or love.

27. 42理解是桥,两头是路,没有桥,路就断了。宽容是伞,伞下是温情,没有伞,世界就冰冷了。你是我的另一半,没有你,我就不完整了。

27. Understanding is a bridge, with roads at both ends; without the bridge, the roads are severed. Tolerance is an umbrella, under which is warmth; without the umbrella, the world becomes cold. You are my other half; without you, I am incomplete.

28. 感情,那是一件事,不值得那么多人被它伤害。

28. Emotions, that's one thing, and it's not something that deserves to harm so many people.

29. 摆出我的高姿态,让他知道过去的再也回不来了。

29. Adopt an air of superiority, let him know that the past can never be retrieved.

30. 7送走晚霞个个灿,迎来朝阳轮轮艳!长征健将意志坚,追踪入海为其愿!

30. 7 Send off the twilight with each glow bright, welcome the rising sun with each ray splendid! The Long March veterans are resolute, their wish is to trace into the sea!

31. 彼此说话客气点,我没有你想得那么善解人意!

31. Speak to each other with more politeness, I am not as understanding as you think!

32. 59博士,大的是期望,有期望前程就亮堂;博士,大的是理想,有理想未来就辉煌。

32. 59 Doctor, the big thing is expectation; with expectations, the future is bright; Doctor, the big thing is idealism; with ideals, the future is splendid.

33. 我把爱情还给你,你把骄傲还给我,从此两不相欠。

33. I return the love to you, and you return the pride to me. From now on, we owe each other nothing.

34. 35所有人都在用力奔跑,不是只有你受尽委屈!愿你不负时光,不惧未来;愿你坚定不移,勇往直前。早安

34. 35 Everyone is running hard, not just you who have suffered injustice! May you not waste time, and not fear the future; may you be steadfast and move forward courageously. Good morning.

35. 56我已经在幻想这座博士大学生活的生活了。

35. 56 I have been imagining the life of a doctoral student in college.

36. 3最后我想说,考博不易,读博更不易,既然选择了考博和读博,便风雨兼程,不忘初心,以梦为马不负韶华,吾尽吾心终亦不悔。

36. 3 Lastly, I want to say that it is not easy to take the doctorate exam, and it is even harder to pursue a doctoral degree. Since we have chosen to take the doctorate exam and pursue a doctoral degree, let's march on through storms and sunshine, never forget our original intentions, ride on our dreams and not waste our youth, and I will give my all without any regrets.

37. 17过去的习惯,决定今天的你,所以,过去的懒惰,决定你今天的一败涂地。

37. The habits of the past determine who you are today, so, the laziness of the past determines your downfall today.

38. 54每次和妈妈吵架冷静下来之后有特别后悔。又不好意思去道歉。好了深思熟虑一番还是准备打电话去saysorry了。对妈妈好点。

38. 54. Every time I calm down after arguing with my mom, I feel especially regretful. I also feel ashamed to apologize. After much thought, I'm still preparing to call and apologize. I need to be nicer to my mom.

39. 10很多时候说的没关系,不是原谅,只是有涵养而已。

39.10 Many times when people say "It's okay," they are not actually forgiving, but rather just displaying their breeding.

40. 16真诚的祝愿带给远方的你,愿你事事顺心,快乐相随。

40. 16 sincere wishes are sent to you afar, may all your endeavors bring success and happiness follows you always.

41. 40我无聊时,是你陪着我。我烦躁时,还是你陪着我。

41. When I am bored, it is you who accompany me. When I am restless, it is still you who accompany me.

42. 17拿到通知书打开看了一眼,双手颤抖。这照片上的这么丑确定是我

42. After receiving the notice, I opened it and took a glance, my hands trembled. Is this ugly photo on the paper really me?

43. 38所谓好朋友就像我们一样,可以畅谈心中的感觉,彼此关心,彼此照顾,时而哈哈大笑,时而争得面红赤,却不会放在心上。

43. 38 A good friend, like us, can freely talk about our feelings, care for each other, look after each other, sometimes laughing heartily, sometimes arguing with flushed faces, but it won't stay on our minds.

44. 从来不豁达,情绪都写在脸上,不开心,不爱说话,笑起来也很勉强。

44. Never open-minded, emotions are all written on the face, unhappy, not fond of talking, and even smiling is rather forced.

45. 能入我心者,我待以君王;不入我心者,不屑以敷衍。指缝太宽,时光太瘦,一辈子真的很短,若懂,请惜!

45. Those who can win my heart, I treat them as kings; those who cannot, I disdain to indulge in mere courtesy. Fingers are too wide, time is too thin, and a lifetime is really short. If you understand, please cherish!

46. 48爱之于我,不是肌肤之亲,不是一蔬一饭,它是一种不死的欲望,是疲惫生活中的英雄梦想。早安,朋友!

46. 48 Love to me is not a physical embrace, not a meal served one by one, it is an immortal desire, a heroic dream in the weary life. Good morning, friend!

47. 你说你穿得很酷,变得很沮丧!

47. You said you dressed coolly, but you became very depressed!

48. 我不能介入你的过去,你的未来必须有我。

48. I cannot interfere with your past, your future must have me in it.

49. 27当清晨的第一束阳光洒下,当和煦的第一缕清风吹来,我轻轻把我第一声祝福送你,祝你幸福平安快乐每一天。

49. 27 As the first ray of sunlight in the morning shines down and the gentle first breeze blows, I softly send you my first blessing, wishing you happiness, safety, and joy every single day.

50. 57保留再多,也是一种缺失;播撒多了,才会拥有。有舍才有得,与其有所保留,不如大方给予,浇灌万物的同时,也浇灌了自己。早安

50. 57 Holding on too much is also a kind of loss; it is by spreading generously that one truly possesses. There is gain through giving up, and it is better to give freely than to hold back. While watering all things, one also waters oneself. Good morning!

51. 60其实像我这种自私又懒惰,怕麻烦别人同时又怕被麻烦的人,大多数时候我是想一个人生活在这个世界上的,虽然孤独,但是轻松自在。而剩下的那小部分,我想跟你在一起。

51. 60 In fact, someone like me, who is selfish and lazy, afraid of causing trouble to others yet also afraid of being troubled, most of the time, I want to live alone in this world, although it's lonely, but it's also carefree and relaxed. But the remaining small part, I want to be with you.

52. 因为你的“对不起”、我决定和你“没关系”。

52. Because of your "I'm sorry," I decided to let it be "all good" with you.

53. 30窗外雨蒙蒙,窗内酣甜声。阳光洒落心中,惊绕流光美梦。挣开梦眼惺忪,健康快乐出行,祝福记在心间,希望常存信念,温馨道声早安

53. Outside the window, the rain drizzles gently, while inside, the sound of sweet slumber fills the room. Sunshine洒 into the heart, startled by the beauty of the fleeting dream. Gently open your sleepy eyes, embark on a journey of health and happiness. Keep the blessings in mind, hold onto hope and belief, and warmly wish you a good morning.

54. 41每次和妈妈吵架的时候都觉得自己特有理虽然吵完还是觉得自己有理但还是特别后悔惹她生气

54. Every time I argue with my mom, I think I'm absolutely right, even though after the argument, I still think I'm right, but I feel extremely sorry for having made her angry.

55. 22从今天起,做一个简单的人,踏实务实。不沉溺幻想。不庸人自扰。要快乐,要开朗,要坚韧,要温暖,对人要真诚。要诚恳,要坦然,要慷慨,要宽容,要有平常心。永远对生活充满希望,对于困境与磨难,微笑面对。多看书,看好书,少吃点,吃好的。要有梦想,即使遥远。

55. From today on, be a simple person, down-to-earth and pragmatic. Don't indulge in daydreams. Don't worry unnecessarily. Be happy, be open, be resilient, be warm, and be sincere to others. Be honest, be serene, be generous, be tolerant, and have a calm mind. Always be hopeful about life, smile in the face of difficulties and hardships. Read more, read good books, eat less, and eat well. Have dreams, even if they are distant.