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在喧嚣的都市里,打麻将的喧嚣声仿佛成为了人们生活中不可或缺的背景音乐。然而,在这片欢乐的海洋中,却隐藏着一个个被遗忘的故事。今天,就让我们揭开“打麻将将语不修(打麻将经典暗语)”的神秘面纱,探寻那些被岁月尘封的往事。
In the bustling metropolis, the noise of Mahjong seems to have become an indispensable background music in people's lives. However, amidst this ocean of joy, there are hidden stories that have been forgotten. Today, let us unveil the mysterious veil of "Mahjong Classic Hidden Phrases" and explore those past events that have been sealed away by the passage of time.
1. 一万个精彩承诺,抵不过一个坚定的行动;一路感恩,且行且珍惜。
1. Ten thousand brilliant promises are not worth a single steadfast action; always be grateful, and cherish every step along the way.
2. 爱,大概就是喜欢了你以后,只要你出现,视线就只能聚焦于你与你周围十米。
2. Love, perhaps, is the feeling after liking you, where as soon as you appear, your gaze can only focus on you and the ten meters around you.
3. 若你能把一生托付于我,我便倾尽一生博你欢笑
3. If you can entrust your entire life to me, I will dedicate my entire life to bring you joy.
4. 对我来说,爱情是一生一世的,片刻的浪漫不会取代。
4. To me, love is eternal; fleeting romance cannot replace it.
5. 一间牢房关了两个犯人,其中一个因偷窃要关一年,另一个是强盗杀人犯却只关两个星期,为什么?——答案:强盗杀人犯被拉出去枪毙啦
5. A cell held two prisoners, one sentenced to one year for theft, and the other, a murderer, to only two weeks. Why? — Answer: The murderer was taken out and shot.
6. 人生没有对错,只有选择后的坚持,不后悔,走下去,就是对的。走着走着,花就开了。
6. There are no right or wrongs in life; it's all about sticking to the choices you make without regrets and moving forward. As you continue to walk, the flowers will bloom along the way.
7. 感情中占据主动权的意思是:对方非常需要你,比你需要他更需要你。很多女人都以为在关系里做强势角色会占据主动权,其实恰恰搞反了。---《爱的十万个为什么》
7. Taking the initiative in a relationship means that the other person needs you very much, more than you need them. Many women think that playing a dominant role in a relationship will give them the initiative, but in fact, it's exactly the opposite. --- "Ten Thousand Questions About Love"
8. 什么事天不知地知,你不知我知?——答案:鞋底破了
8. What is it that the sky knows but the earth does not, and what you do not know but I do? — Answer: The soles of the shoes are worn out.
9. 动物园的大象死了,为什么管理员哭得死去活来?——答案:因为他想到挖这么大的坑,可能会累死。
9. The elephant in the zoo died, why did the keeper cry so hard? — Answer: Because he thought about how digging such a big hole might have killed him.
10. 为什么金鱼看上去老是傻乎乎的?——答案:它脑袋里灌水了。
10. Why do goldfish always seem dumb? — Answer: Their heads are filled with water.
11. 一个老爷爷要过桥,前面是狼,后面是虎,老爷爷该怎么办?——答案:晕过去
11. An old grandfather has to cross a bridge, with a wolf in front and a tiger behind. What should the old grandfather do? — Answer: Faint away.
12. 如果作理性的分析,一个女人,既然是仅属于女性的人,其形象的美与丑是没有什么意义的,但实际的情况是,每一个男人,包括最理性者,见到一个具体的、活生生的、漂亮的女人,没有不产生异样感觉的。
12. If we analyze rationally, since a woman belongs solely to the female category, the beauty or ugliness of her image is of little significance. However, the actual situation is that every man, including the most rational ones, when they see a specific, living, beautiful woman, cannot help but have a strange feeling.
13. 你能用蓝笔写出红字来吗?——答案:写个“红”字有何难
13. Can you write the word "red" in blue ink? — Answer: What's hard about writing the word "red"?
14. 你或许很辛苦,跌跌撞撞一身伤,在状态里写下委屈抱怨,也许会有人安慰你,但不会感同身受,这个世界就是这样,只能看到胜利者的汗,却看不到失败者的泪。你要明白,不是只有你一人在忙碌,大家都各怀心事默默付出。这点伤真的不算什么,苦当做礼物,永远在路上,才是一生不改的风景。
14. You may be tired and wounded from struggling, writing complaints of injustice in your state of mind. Perhaps someone will comfort you, but they won't truly empathize. This is just the way the world is; it only sees the sweat of the victors, but not the tears of the defeated. You need to understand that you are not the only one who is busy; everyone has their own secrets and silently contributes. This injury really doesn't count for much. Suffering as a gift, always on the road, is the unchanging scenery of a lifetime.
15. 我们都知道把一只大象放进冰箱里分三步:1把冰箱门打开;2把大象放进去;3把冰箱门关上。那么,请你把长颈鹿放进冰箱里分几步?——答案:四步:1把冰箱门打开;2把大象拿出来;3把长颈鹿放进去;4把冰箱门关上。
15. We all know that putting an elephant into a refrigerator is divided into three steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Put the elephant inside; 3. Close the refrigerator door. So, how many steps are needed to put a giraffe into the refrigerator?——Answer: Four steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Take the elephant out; 3. Put the giraffe inside; 4. Close the refrigerator door.
16. 如果你在冬天遇到喜欢的人,他可以把你的冬天变成春天。
16. If you meet someone you like in winter, they can turn your winter into spring.
17. 一艘船最多能承受50个人,现在已经坐了49个人了,又来了一个人,那艘船却沉了,为什么?——答案:因为那是潜水艇
17. A ship can carry a maximum of 50 people, and there are already 49 people on board. Another person comes along, and yet the ship sinks. Why is that? — Answer: Because it was a submarine.
18. 为什么刚出生的小孩只有一只左眼睛?——答案:人本来就只有一只左眼睛
18. Why does a newborn baby only have one left eye? — Answer: Humans naturally only have one left eye.
19. 有一种东西,上升的时候同时会下降下降的同时会上升,这是什么?——答案:跷跷板
19. There is something that rises while it falls and falls while it rises. What is it? — Answer: A seesaw.
20. 世界上最小的岛是什么?——答案:马路上的安全岛
20. What is the smallest island in the world? — Answer: A pedestrian island on a road.
21. 一位卡车司机撞倒一个骑摩托车的人,卡车司机受重伤,摩托车骑士却没事,为什么?——答案:卡车司机当时没开车
21. A truck driver knocked over a motorcyclist, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was not hurt. Why is that? — Answer: The truck driver was not driving the truck at the time.
22. 有一座桥只能乘重70公斤,一个人重65公斤,他要带两个分别重2。6公斤的球过桥,没借用任何东西就从桥上把两个球带了过去,他是怎么过去?——答案:抛起一个球,待它要落下的时候把另一个抛起。
22. There is a bridge that can only support a weight of 70 kilograms. A person weighs 65 kilograms and he needs to carry two balls, each weighing 2.6 kilograms, across the bridge. He managed to get the two balls across the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he do it? — Answer: He threw one ball up and, as it was about to fall, he threw the other one up.
23. 打麻将要学会防守,不要只会进攻。
23. When playing Mahjong, you need to learn to defend, not just to attack.
24. 好读书能受用一生,认真工作就一辈子有饭吃。
24. Reading books can benefit you throughout your life, and working diligently will ensure you have food to eat for a lifetime.
25. 两对父子去打猎,他们每人打了一只野鸭,但是总共却只有3只,为什么?——答案:祖孙3人
25. Two sets of fathers and sons went hunting. Each of them shot a wild duck, but in total there were only 3 ducks. Why is that? — Answer: There were three generations of grandfather, father, and son.
26. 为别人对你的好感、承认、报偿做的事,如果别人不承认,便等于零。为自己的良心、才能、生命做的事,即使没有一个人承认,也丝毫无损。我之所以宁愿靠自己的本事吃饭,其原因之一是为了省心省力,不必去经营我所不擅长的人际关系了。
26. Actions done for others' liking, recognition, or reward are worth nothing if they are not acknowledged by others. Actions done for one's own conscience, talents, and life are not at all diminished even if no one acknowledges them. One of the reasons why I prefer to earn a living with my own abilities is to save time and effort, so that I don't have to cultivate interpersonal relationships that I am not good at.
27. 一个人一年中哪一天睡觉时间最长?——答案:一年中的最后一天,因为他跨越到第二年。
27. On which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? — Answer: The last day of the year, because it crosses over to the next year.
28. 上课时,老师问同学:“没有人类及动物居住的地球是什么呢?”小名很快便答对了。你知道他的——答案:是什么吗?——答案:地球仪
28. While teaching, the teacher asked the students, "What is the Earth without human or animal habitation?" Xiao Ming answered it quickly. Do you know what his answer was? — The answer: globe.
29. 小力把一个鸡蛋扔到2米多处还没碎,为什么?——答案:因为鸡蛋被扔到2米多处的时候还没落地。
29. Xiao Li threw an egg more than 2 meters and it didn't break. Why? — Answer: Because the egg hadn't hit the ground yet when it was thrown more than 2 meters.
30. 小明从六楼向下跳,为什么还没有受伤?——答案:他转身向房间里跳的。
30. Why isn't Xiao Ming injured after jumping down from the sixth floor? — Answer: He turned around and jumped into the room.
31. 为什么彤彤与壮壮第一次见面就一口咬定壮壮是喝羊奶长大的?——答案:壮壮是一只羊
31. Why did Tongtong insist that Zhuangzhuang was raised on goat's milk from their first meeting? — Answer: Zhuangzhuang is a goat.
32. 有些事就是不值得被原谅,跟大不大度没有关系,各有各的底线,做错了就应该考虑为自己的错误付出代价。
32. Some things are simply not worthy of forgiveness, and it has nothing to do with whether one is magnanimous or not. Everyone has their own bottom line, and if you make a mistake, you should consider paying the price for your own errors.
33. 不要在一棵树上吊死,在几棵树上多试试死几次--死就死得彻底!
33. Don't hang yourself on one tree; try hanging several times on different trees – die a complete death!
34. 小王是一名优秀士兵,在站岗值勤时,明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来,为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼?——答案:他在瞄准敌人~
34. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. While on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy sneak up on him, so why did he close one eye and open the other? — Answer: He was aiming at the enemy.~
35. 杰克跑的最快,为什么他的长官还要批评他。——答案:逃跑
35. Jack ran the fastest, why did his superior still criticize him? — Answer: Fleeing.
36. 一只狗和一只青蛙比赛游泳平常都是青蛙游的快,为什么在一次比赛中狗赢了?——答案:因为当时的比赛规则是之许用狗刨,不许用蛙泳!
36. It's usually the frog that swims faster in a dog and frog swimming race. Why did the dog win in this particular competition? — Answer: Because the rules of the competition at that time only allowed the dog to use the dog paddle style, not the frog style!
37. 这个世界上发生的每件事都只是暂时的。即使是糟糕的日子,失眠的夜晚。
37. Everything that happens in this world is only temporary. Even bad days, sleepless nights.
38. 一个病人到医院去做健康检查,为什么医生说:“你离我远一点”请问这病人得了什么病?——答案:斗鸡眼
38. A patient goes to the hospital for a health check-up, and the doctor says, "Stay away from me." What disease does this patient have? — Answer: Strabismus.
39. 黑手党为什么喜欢戴白手套?——答案:因为手太黑。
39. Why do the Mafia prefer to wear white gloves? - Answer: Because their hands are too dark.
40. 喜欢秋雨潇潇的季节,心头蒙上了淡淡愁丝,像阵阵凉意擦身而过,似有非有。慢慢地在时间中脱胎换骨,用另一种心情看过往的云烟,似乎一切都已了然。一个人走过梧桐树下,在沙沙作响的风中,看着过往如昔。
40. Adore the season of drizzling autumn rain, when a faint melancholy wraps around the heart, like a cool breeze passing by, elusive and intangible. Gradually, in the passage of time, one undergoes a transformation, viewing the fleeting clouds and mists with a different heart, as if everything has become clear. Walking under the wutong trees, amidst the rustling wind, one watches the past as it was.
41. 两个人相爱,是享受着未知,而不是预支了未来然后按剧本演出。
41. When two people fall in love, they are enjoying the unknown, not spending the future and acting out a script.
42. 有一个小圆孔的直径只有1厘米,而一种体积达100立方米的物体却能顺利通过这个小孔,那么它是什么物体呢?——答案:——答案:是水,你才到了吗?
42. There is a small circular hole with a diameter of only 1 centimeter, yet an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this tiny hole smoothly. What is this object? — Answer: — Answer: It is water, have you arrived yet?
43. 为什么小王从初一到初三就学了一篇课文?——答案:初一到初三,两天学一课,算不错了!
43. Why did Xiao Wang only learn one text from grade 7 to grade 9? — Answer: From grade 7 to grade 9, learning one class per two days is already quite good!
44. 哲人无忧,智者常乐。并不是因为所爱的一切他都拥有了,而是所拥有的一切他都爱。
44. Philosophers are worry-free, and the wise are always joyful. It is not because they possess everything they love, but because they love everything they possess.
45. 打麻将要学会分析对手的牌,选择最佳策略。
45. In playing Mahjong, one must learn to analyze the opponent's tiles and choose the best strategy.
46. 低调做人,你会一次比一次稳健;高调做事,你会一次比一次优秀。
46. Live a modest life, and you will become more stable with each passing day; engage in grand endeavors, and you will excel more and more each time.
47. 晨曦,天还蒙蒙亮,未泯的我披着星辰,沿着河垠拾阶而上,我又来到河边。举目望去,城恒新楼交相辉映,凝望半月高挂,怡然间总觉她露出了一丝浅笑。我深吸一口砭骨冷气,浑然间如修真的灵气入怀,反倒不觉寒冷。
47. At the first light of dawn, as the sky was still dim, the unyielding me, draped in stars, climbed the riverbank step by step, and arrived at the river once again. Looking ahead, the city's new buildings shone side by side, and as I gazed upon the half-moon hanging in the sky, it seemed to me that she revealed a faint smile. I took a deep breath of the bone-chilling cold air, and all of a sudden, it was as if the spiritual energy of cultivation had entered my chest, making me feel no coldness at all.
48. 大凡世上,做愚人易,做聪明人难,做小聪明易,做聪明到愚人更难。鸿雁在天上飞,麻雀也在天上飞,同样是飞,这高度是不能相比的。雨点从云中落下,冰雹也从云中落下,同样是落,这重量是不能相比的。昙花开放,月季花也开放,同是开放,这时间的长短是不能相比的。
48. In this world, it is easy to be a fool, but hard to be wise; it is easy to be superficially clever, but even harder to be wise to the point of folly. Geese fly in the sky, and sparrows also fly in the sky; while they are both flying, their altitudes cannot be compared. Raindrops fall from the clouds, and hail also falls from the clouds; while they are both falling, their weights cannot be compared. The lotus flower blooms, and the rose also blooms; while they are both blooming, the duration of their blooming cannot be compared.
49. 我们走不遍千山万水,爬过两重山,越过三重水可能就只有望山水兴叹了,然后在最后的山上栽树种花,春夏秋冬,尽管那山未曾占据梦想,最后的水边插柳修桥,修为人生,尽管那水未曾流过梦田,这就是所谓的一辈子。
49. We may not traverse thousands of mountains and rivers, or climb over two mountains and cross three rivers; we might only sigh at the scenery of mountains and waters. Then, on the final mountain, we plant trees and flowers; throughout the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn, and winter, although that mountain has never occupied our dreams. Finally, on the last riverbank, we plant willows and build bridges, refining our lives; even though that water has never flowed over our dream fields, this is what is所谓的 a lifetime.
50. 出身于农民可以是农民作家,但不可以是作家的农民,也即农民意识的作家。
50. A person who comes from a farming background can be a farmer-writer, but not a writer-farmer, that is, a writer with a farmer's consciousness.
51. 穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们打的找去吧。
51. Wear someone else's shoes but walk your own path; let them look for their own way.
52. 当你觉得保守一个秘密比传播一个秘密更有价值时,你就成熟了。
52. When you find that keeping a secret is more valuable than spreading it, you have matured.
53. 螳螂请蜈蚣和壁虎到家中做客,烧菜的时候发现酱油没了饿,蜈蚣自告奋勇出去买,却久久未回,究竟发生了什么事?——答案:打开门后,发现蜈蚣还坐在门口穿鞋
53. The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, the mantis found that there was no soy sauce left and got hungry. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy some, but he did not return for a long time. What happened in the end? — Answer: When the door was opened, the centipede was found sitting at the door, putting on his shoes.
54. 有两个硬币,是五角五分,其中一个不是五角,那是哪两个硬币?——答案:就是五角和五分,五角当然不是五分啦!
54. There are two coins, both are five jiao and five fen in value, but one of them is not a five jiao coin. Which two coins are they? — Answer: They are the five jiao and the five fen coin. Of course, the five jiao coin is not the five fen coin!