“搞怪生活句，能笑死人的朋友，搞怪生活段。”

"Quirky life sentences, friends that can make you laugh to death, quirky life paragraphs."

1. 三杯然诺，五岳淡如糗，忘了江湖。祝你生日快乐！

1. Three cups of promise, the Five Sacred Mountains are as insipid as tripe, and the world of江湖 is forgotten. Happy birthday to you!

2. 生活是一种享受。愿你的生活永远充满欢乐。生日快乐！

2. Life is a joy. May your life always be filled with happiness. Happy Birthday!

3. 我很高兴今天是你的生日。老实说，我是上帝的礼物。我希望这个礼物不是太糟糕。祝你幸福！

3. I am very happy that it's your birthday today. To be honest, I am a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. Wishing you happiness!

4. 没有声音，却有祝福；没有鲜花，却有真情和衷心的祝福:生日快乐，心想事成！

4. There is no sound, but there are blessings; no flowers, but there are sincere and heartfelt wishes: Happy Birthday, may all your wishes come true!

5. 今年为你加油，今天为你加油，明天为你祈祷:永远保持青春的容颜和美丽的心情！

5. This year, I cheer for you, I cheer for you today, and I pray for you tomorrow: May you always maintain a youthful appearance and a beautiful mood!

6. 阳光会给你披上成熟的外衣，月光会增添你的魅力。在你的生日，愿你朋友的祝福融入你的幸福。

6. The sun will clothe you in the garb of maturity, and the moon will enhance your charm. On your birthday, may your friends' blessings blend with your happiness.

7. (生)是福如东海的兰，(日)是南山附近的兰，(快)是采琼花庆祝生日的兰，(乐)是充满优美旋律的兰。

7. (Life) is a orchid as precious as the East Sea, (Sun) is an orchid near the South Mountain, (Joy) is an orchid celebrating life with the picking of jade flowers, (Happiness) is an orchid filled with beautiful melodies.

8. 我想成为第一个给你送去生日祝福的人。希望你以后天天好运，每次买彩票都中大奖！

8. I want to be the first person to send you birthday wishes. I hope you have good luck every day from now on, and win big prizes every time you buy a lottery ticket!

9. 朋友是一壶酒，祝福是一杯，酒错过杯，于是有了举杯。生日快乐，朋友。干杯。

9. Friends are a pot of wine, blessings are a glass, if the wine is missed, then there is the lifting of a glass. Happy birthday, friend. Cheers.

10. 祝一个美丽、迷人、聪明、大方、成熟、高贵、受人敬仰的好人生日快乐。

10. Wishing you a beautiful, charming, intelligent, generous, mature, noble, and respected wonderful birthday!

11. 今天是你的生日，懂吗！你明白吗？我送你我的祝福，不管是不是木头！有木有！真是福气！我伤不起！

11. Today is your birthday, you know that! Do you understand? I'm sending you my blessings, no matter if I'm a blockhead! Right? What a blessing! I'm not someone who can be easily hurt!

12. (学生)聚在一起互相庆祝，(日子)期待在一起说说笑笑。(快)意味着永恒的存在，(音乐)和分支管理。

12. (Students) Gather together to celebrate each other, (days) looking forward to being together in laughter and joy. (Quickly) signifies eternal existence, (music) and branch management.

13. 朋友，在这美好的一天，守住你的幸福。祝你生日快乐。

13. Friend, on this beautiful day, hold onto your happiness. Happy birthday to you.

14. (人生)自古蹉跎，(日本)永远多姿多彩。(快)活着要知道祸福无常，(高兴)看了才能做。

14. (Life) has always been a waste of time, (Japan) is always colorful and vibrant. (Quickly) living, one must know that misfortune and happiness are ever-changing; (happily) only after seeing can one act.

15. 希望以后可以笑，可以闹，可以随便，可以敢爱敢恨敢追。

15. Hope to be able to laugh, to make a ruckus, to be carefree, and to dare to love, hate, and pursue.

16. 笑十年！笑出你的快乐，笑出你的幸福！

16. Laugh for ten years! Laugh out your happiness, laugh out your bliss!

17. 愿你的梦想是一匹马，你可以住在任何地方。梦想在远方，路在脚下。

17. May your dreams be a horse, allowing you to reside anywhere. The dreams are afar, while the path is beneath your feet.

18. 愿电波带动我的祝福:祝你幸福、好运。祝你生日快乐！天天开心！

18. May the waves of the radio carry my blessings: May you be happy and fortunate. Happy Birthday! May you have joy every day!

19. 天天威武，天天涨！每天！

19. Strong every day, rising every day! Every day!

20. 愿你卑微叹息，一生无悔的爱。

20. May you sigh humbly with an unregrettable love for a lifetime.

21. 我一直想对你说些什么，但是我没有机会。今天，我终于鼓起勇气。生日快乐，小猪。

21. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I never had the chance. Today, I finally mustered the courage. Happy birthday, little pig.

22. 花花月月，风景如画。祝你生日快乐，温馨，幸福。

22. Month after month, flowers bloom and scenery is picturesque. Wishing you a happy birthday, filled with warmth and happiness.

23. 兄弟这辈子，一辈子的交情，兄弟祝每一次生日快乐！

23. As brothers for a lifetime, with a friendship that spans lifetimes, I wish you a happy birthday every time!

24. 亲爱的同学朋友们，生日快乐。祝你天天快乐，年年好运，一生幸福！

24. Dear classmates and friends, happy birthday. May you be happy every day, lucky every year, and happy throughout your life!

25. 哪里有树，哪里就有我的思想；哪里有你，哪里就有我深深的祝福。生日快乐！

25. Where there are trees, there are my thoughts; where there is you, there is my deepest blessing. Happy birthday!

26. 祝你今天抬头见丘比特，出门遇大美人，低头捡一捆百元大钞，回家踩臭狗屎！哈哈！

26. May you see Cupid in the sky today, encounter a beautiful person outside, pick up a bundle of 100-yuan bills when you bow your head, and step in a pile of stinky dog dung on your way home! Haha!

27. 愿你三冬暖，春日不冷，黑暗中有光，雨中有伞，一路上有爱人相伴。

27. May you have warmth in the three winters, not feel cold in spring, light in the darkness, an umbrella in the rain, and a loved one by your side on the journey.

28. 零点前说:大哥生日快乐！

28. Before midnight: Happy birthday, big brother!

29. 穿越群山，我是如此陶醉于眼前的天堂。告别昨天的日子，今天的世界会更加精彩！

29. Crossing the mountains, I am so captivated by the paradise before my eyes. Saying goodbye to the days of yesterday, today's world will be even more spectacular!

30. 祝你是一个比鲜花更美丽的人，生日快乐！

30. May you be a person more beautiful than flowers, happy birthday!

31. 生日快乐，兄弟！祝贺你，我祝你一切顺利。我爱你，超级巨星。

31. Happy birthday, brother! Congratulations to you, I wish you all the best. I love you, super star.

32. 祝你大鱼大肉；伴着歌声美；日常收入不够；敢比乌龟活得长。生日快乐！

32. May you feast on fish and meat; be accompanied by beautiful songs; your daily income is insufficient; dare to live longer than a turtle. Happy Birthday!

33. 愿你保持一颗单纯的童心，随着生日的脚步翩翩起舞。

33. May you keep a pure childlike heart, dancing gracefully with the steps of your birthday.

34. 愿你的生日带给你最壮丽辉煌的人生。

34. May your birthday bring you the most magnificent and splendid life.

35. 希望在以后的日子里，你写下诗意的人生故事，走上一条充满七色阳光的路。

35. May your days ahead be filled with poetic tales of life, walking on a path bathed in the colors of rainbow sunshine.

36. 你一直是我的春天，你是我生命中的天堂。生日快乐！

36. You have always been my spring, you are the paradise in my life. Happy birthday!

37. 又是一个美好的开始。愿我真诚的祝福带给你成功的一年和快乐的生日！

37. Here comes another beautiful beginning. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a joyful birthday!

38. 愿你一生努力，一生被爱，拥有你想要的一切，放下你得不到的一切。只希望你被世人温柔对待。

38. May you strive throughout your life, be loved all your days, have everything you desire, and let go of everything you cannot have. Just wish that you are treated gently by the world.

39. 今天是你的生日。当你打开手机，我给你今天的第一个祝福。

39. Today is your birthday. When you open your phone, I give you the first wish of the day.