当我轻声说出“我想脱单”时，心中那股渴望自由、渴望爱情的冲动如同春日的暖风，悄然吹过心田。在这纷繁复杂的世界里，我渴望找到那个与我携手共度的灵魂伴侣，让生命中的每一个瞬间都充满温馨与感动。

When I whispered "I want to get a date," the desire for freedom and love in my heart surged like the warm breeze of spring, quietly blowing over the fields of my heart. In this complex world, I long to find that soulmate to share my journey, filling every moment of my life with warmth and touching moments.

1. 27突然宣布我脱单了，三次元的真正意义上的脱单了。

1. Suddenly announced that I'm in a relationship, a real and meaningful breakup from the three-dimensional world.

2. 40我仅仅只是想谈一场简简单单的恋爱，无关其他的人，只在最美的时光遇见最好的你。

2. 40 I just want to have a simple love affair, unrelated to anyone else, only to meet the best you at the most beautiful time.

3. 7有个事想跟你谈一下 谈什么 谈恋爱

3. I have something to talk to you about. What is it? About dating.

4. 2这个是白糖，这个是红糖，而你们是我的浓糖

4. 2 This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you all are my dark sugar.

5. 5想脱单，不想再一个人过各种意义上的情人节了。

5. I want to find a partner, and I don't want to spend various Valentine's Days alone anymore.

6. 29和别人吵架即使自己有理吵着吵着气势就弱了，因为没人仗着护着

6. Even if you're in the right, arguing with others can make your own argument weaker as you go along, because no one is there to support or defend you.

7. 29每次到年末都想脱单，实在是难为我啊，真爱我怎么从来没遇见过？

7. 29th, every year-end, I always wish to find a partner, which is really hard on me. How come I've never encountered true love?

8. 37想脱单，不想再一个人过各种意义上的情人节了。

8. I want to find a partner and no longer want to spend various kinds of Valentine's Days alone.

9. 38寻寻觅觅，我终于在人海中遇到了你。小伙伴们我脱单啦。

9. After searching and searching, I finally found you in the sea of people. Hey, my friends, I'm no longer single!

10. 16我都排了二十年的队了 这恋爱能不能先让我谈

10. I've been lining up for 20 years, can't I have a relationship first?

11. 17我真的好想你，在每一个雨季，你选择遗忘的，是我最不舍的，纸短情长啊，道不尽太多涟漪，我的故事都是关于你啊

11. 17 I really miss you, in every rainy season, the things you choose to forget are the ones I can't bear to let go of, the love in a letter is endless, words can't express the countless ripples, my story is all about you.

12. 10这是一个恋爱的季节 孤独的人是可耻的

12. 10 This is a season of love; the lonely are ashamed.

13. 24我看人很准的”“那你看我是什么人”“你是我的人”

13. "I have a good eye for people," "What do you think I am?" "You're my kind of person."

14. 21我永远不会喜欢你这种人的。”“”“我只会爱你。

14. "I will never like someone like you." "I will only love you."

15. 40就想谈恋爱，非要撩汉，动了龌龊心思，看这把自己弄得难过的，还特么单身好，不要想脱单，有啥意思，嗯平心静气，单身万岁。

15. I want to fall in love, I have to flirt with guys, and I've developed some dirty thoughts. Look at how I've made myself so unhappy. It's better to be single, why even think about finding a partner? What's the point? Calm down and be peaceful, single is the best.

16. 4想脱单幽默的说说 想脱单的说说

16. 4 Humorous Sayings for Those Wanting to Get a Date, Sayings for Those Seeking a Partner

17. 17想脱单幽默的说说 想脱单的说说

17. 17 Ways to Say I Want to Get a Date with Humor, Sayings for Wanting to Get a Date

18. 追求快乐，享受生活。

18. Pursue happiness and enjoy life.

19. 6每天都下决心要找对象，可是从来没行动过。

19.6 Every day, I make up my mind to find a partner, but I have never taken any action.

20. 33单身时可以不回家过夜。(围城中人不着家就是不负责任)

20. When single, it is permissible to not stay overnight at home. (If one is not at home among the married, it is considered irresponsible.)

21. 30估计已经把结婚提上日程了吧但是哥哥你要明白就算你是苏坡四大也不是想脱单就能脱单的。

21. 30, I guess you've already put marriage on your schedule. But, brother, you need to understand that even though you're one of the four great men in Su Po, it's not as simple as just wanting to get a date and finding one.

22. 2老天爷，我现在是单身，请保佑我的朋友们也单身。

22. 2 Oh, Heavenly Father, I am single now, please bless my friends to also remain single.

23. 我想知道大家都是在哪里找到男朋友？睡前一问。

23. I wonder where everyone found their boyfriends? A question to ask before going to bed.

24. 18我看人很准的”“那你看我是什么人”“你是我的人”

24. "I'm really good at judging people," "So what do you think I am?" "You're my person."

25. 21相亲，其作用除了让你脱单外，还会让你知道你在别人眼里是什么样的存在。

25. 21 blind dates, their role is not only to help you get a partner, but also to let you know what kind of existence you are in others' eyes.

26. 勇敢面对未知的挑战。

26. Brave the challenges of the unknown.

27. 34失去了才懂得珍惜，不失去又怎么懂得珍惜？

27. Only when it is lost do we realize its value; how else can we learn to cherish it?

28. 16见不到你时，我就浑身无力，心乱如麻；见不到你时，我就想知道你去了哪里；见到你时，我就笑声朗朗，充满力量；见到你时，我就想拉拉你的手！

28. When I can't see you, I feel weak all over and my heart is in turmoil; when I can't see you, I want to know where you've gone; when I see you, I laugh heartily and am full of strength; when I see you, I want to hold your hand!

29. 23每次在我和**妹语音的时候蹦出一个男的插嘴都是有趣的男孩子呢！大概每个月都有这么几分钟想脱单就是那几分钟了。真的很甜呢！我开心食用了。

29. 23 Every time a guy butts in during my voice chat with my sister, it's always such a fun boy! It's probably those few minutes every month when I wish to find a partner. It's really sweet! I enjoyed it thoroughly.

30. 28四年前，我独自漫步校园憧憬脱单，人虽孤单心却不单。四年后，我已离开校园重归孤单，人也单心也单。

30. Four years ago, I walked alone around the campus, dreaming of finding a partner, lonely in body but not in spirit. Four years later, I have left the campus and returned to loneliness, both in body and in spirit.

31. 6不想在如梦的幻觉中醒来，宁愿沉醉。紧紧抓着属于我的温柔，怕放手后会溜走。

31. 6 don't want to wake up from the dreamlike illusion, preferring to be drunk. I tightly hold onto the gentleness that belongs to me, afraid that it will slip away if I let go.

32. 22可恶，我的心被偷走了。不过这也代表你的有“妻”徒刑开始了。

32. Oh, my heart has been stolen away, how annoying! However, this also signifies the beginning of your term of imprisonment as a "married" person.

33. 21我做了一个梦，梦里你蓄起了长发，我们一起慢慢变老。

33. In my dream, you grew your hair long, and we grew old together slowly.

34. 我们都是独一无二的存在。

34. We are all unique beings.

35. 4有没有人愿意做我的朋友圈经纪人？以后每条朋友圈我都先发给你过目

35. 4 Is there anyone who would be willing to be my朋友圈 broker? From now on, I will send each post on my朋友圈 to you for your review first.

36. 17这天气这么冷，一个人在被窝好冷啊，在线求暖被窝的伴侣。

36. 17 It's so cold today, it's so chilly curled up in bed alone, I'm looking for a warm blanket companion online.

37. 生活一直在继续。

37. Life has been going on.

38. 8羡慕加嫉妒，为什么听到朋友们都脱单了，心里想脱单的念头就没这么激烈了，也去就想做个不同的人吧。

38.8 Envy and jealousy, why when I hear that all my friends are coupled up, the desire to be coupled up myself isn't as intense, and I even want to be a different person.

39. 26未来的日子很长，我想要找个人好好一起过。

39. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to enjoy life with properly.

40. 14幸得识卿桃花面，从此阡陌多暖春。斯人若彩虹，遇上方知有。

40. Happily having met you with your peach blossom face, from then on the path is filled with warm spring. This person is like a rainbow, only upon encountering can one realize its existence.

41. 26星期天静心打扮想要出门，又对自己说“何必呢”的时候

41. On Sunday, 26, when you are dressed up and contemplating going out, but then tell yourself, "Why bother?"

42. 3不要在垃圾堆里找对象，不要对呼伦贝尔有幻想。

42. 3 Don't look for a partner in the garbage dump, and don't have illusions about Hulunbeier.

43. 3我再也不说我不想脱单只想发财这种狗屁话了。

43.3 I will never say again that I don't want a partner and just want to get rich, that bullshit.

44. 17一次次的叮咛，一次次的嘱咐，一次次的提醒，不是为了怕你忘记，而是想让你知道，我一直陪着你。

44. 17 Repeated reminders, repeated instructions, and repeated prompts are not because I fear you might forget, but rather to let you know that I have always been by your side.

45. 19遇到不会做的事，首先想的不是找别人帮忙而是自己去学。

45. When encountering something that one doesn't know how to do, the first thought is not to ask others for help but to learn it oneself.

46. 14向所有人介绍一下我女朋友，我的女朋友很优秀，她不撒娇，不做作，不啃老，不心机，不粘人，不拜金，不暴力，不胆小，不娇气，不存在。

46. 14. Introduce my girlfriend to everyone. She is very outstanding; she doesn't act cute, she's not superficial, she doesn't rely on her parents, she's not cunning, she's not clingy, she doesn't worship money, she's not violent, she's not timid, she's not spoiled, and she doesn't exist.

47. 18圈子小人又宅，觉得网络不靠谱还不想出去借接触人，想脱单的时候都不知从何开始。

47. The small circle of people is introverted, feeling that the internet is unreliable and unwilling to go out and make contact with others. When they want to find a partner, they don't even know where to start.

48. 8和别人吵架即使自己有理吵着吵着气势就弱了，因为没人仗着护着

48. 8. Even if one is in the right when arguing with someone else, the more they argue, the weaker their argument becomes, because no one is there to back them up or protect them.

49. 23有个事想跟你谈一下 谈什么 谈恋爱

49. I have something to talk to you about. What is it? About dating.

50. 24真正的恋爱，是从组合了家才开始的，开初的一切，都只是爱的序幕，厚实而精彩的内容，在以后的章节。

50. True love begins when a family is formed, and everything at the beginning is just the prelude to love. The substantial and精彩 content unfolds in the subsequent chapters.

51. 13走遍天涯海角 最想去的还是你心里。

51. 13 Traverse the four seas and eight directions, but the place I most want to go is still in your heart.

52. 39找不到能帅死我的 我宁愿单身一辈子！

52. 39 Can't find someone who can make me swoon; I'd rather be single for life!

53. 3蒹葭微雨白露凝霜，冬去春至，恰似你来到我在的地方。

53. 3 In the faint drizzle, the reeds shimmer with dew, turning into frost. As winter fades and spring arrives, it's just like you have come to my place.

54. 16突然想去看**了，一个人也没有意思，有谁的男朋友借给我用一下不。

54. 16 Suddenly want to go to see, it's not fun to go alone, can anyone lend me their boyfriend to use?

55. 17希望有那么一个人出现，让我把生命浪费在美好的事物上，比如你。

55. I hope there will be someone who appears, allowing me to waste my life on beautiful things, like you.

56. 8请问谁想做我的皮筋持有者我有皮筋千千万，只要你愿意，我都可以给你。

56. 8 Who would like to be my rubber band holder? I have thousands of rubber bands, and as long as you're willing, I can give them all to you.

57. 24笨蛋才想谈恋爱 我好想当笨蛋吖

57. Only a fool would want to fall in love, I wish I could be a fool.