“情缘道错的言语，给女友的歉意，一纸情深，字字如刀，却道不尽心中的愧疚与悔恨……”

"The words of a wronged love, an apology to my girlfriend, a piece of deep emotion, every word like a knife, yet unable to express the guilt and regret in my heart..."

1. 牛粪就是牛粪，即便你再香饽饽，鲜花一般还是不会插在你身上的，因为那样有辱美感

1. Cow dung is cow dung; no matter how fragrant you are, flowers will never be planted on you, because that would be an affront to aesthetics.

2. 我见过凤姐我都淡定着呢，就您，让我恨自己来到了地球上。

2. I've seen Madam Feng and I'm still calm, but you, you make me hate myself for being on Earth.

3. 你有童年阴影我想你不止童年有阴影，你少年、青年、年年你都有阴影。

3. You have childhood shadows. I think you don't just have shadows from your childhood; you have them in your adolescence, youth, and every year.

4. 现在的年轻人真是不知所谓，给他牛粪他还往脸上抹。

4. Nowadays, the young people are really senseless; if you give them cow dung, they would even smear it on their faces.

5. 对方说，巴黎圣母院缺个敲钟的，你去吧，直觉得回答，怎么，你从那辞职了。

5. The other party said, "Notre-Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, why don't you go?" A straight answer came back, "How come, did you resign from there?"

6. 什么样的话代替不了我愧疚的心情，怎样才能得到你的原谅？

6. What words can't replace my feelings of guilt, and how can I earn your forgiveness?

7. 给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。每天晚上吃着名贵的端娜尔西番莲片。

7. The greatest revenge is to live a happier life than you. Every evening, enjoy the exquisite Tannarisi passion fruit slices.

8. 我只是想有一个人明白我，即使我什么都没说。

8. I just want someone to understand me, even if I say nothing.

9. 你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓!

9. You chasing me for two kilometers while you're naked, and if I turn my head back even once, that counts as me being a hooligan!

10. 姑娘收起你的懦弱摆出你的霸气在你跌倒的时候没人扶你多得是看你笑话的畜生。

10. Gather your courage, show your dominance; when you fall, no one will help you. There are plenty of beasts who would rather laugh at you.

11. 勾引我男人吗，我不过是把你当做发春的老母狗罢了。

11. Trying to seduce my man? I only see you as an in heat old bitch.

12. 好老师无论在哪张床上都能把你们带上天堂，不好的老师直接带你们去住总统套房!

12. A good teacher can take you to heaven on any bed, but a bad teacher will directly take you to stay in the presidential suite!

13. 不知道怎么说，还是要说对不起。

13. I don't know how to put it, but I still need to say sorry.

14. 头尖身细白如银，论秤没有半毫分。眼睛长在屁股上，只认衣衫不认人！

14. With a pointy head and a slender body, white as silver, it's said that not even a single hair's breadth is missed on the scale. The eyes are placed on the buttocks, recognizing clothing but not the person!

15. 众口难调，我做不到让所有人都喜欢我，毕竟不是所有人都是人。

16. 别跟我说情人节没情人怎么办，清明节家里没死人是不是也要弄死几个？

15. It's hard to please everyone, I can't make everyone like me, after all, not everyone is a human being. 16. Don't tell me what to do when you have no情人 on Valentine's Day, if there's no one dead in your family on Qingming Festival, do you also have to kill a few people?

17. 如果你什么时候学会了真诚，我想，你身边的人不再会在你转身后发生呕吐。

17. If you ever learn to be sincere, I think, the people around you will no longer vomit when you turn around.

18. 爱情让我们小心眼，亲爱的，一切都是因为我太爱你了。

18. Love makes us possessive, my dear, it's all because I love you too much.

19. 有绵绵的思念在天空蔚蓝,有美丽的夜空在夜空蔚蓝,有我小小的祝福在思绪飘荡。祝你晚安。

19. There is a lingering longing in the azure sky, a beautiful night sky in the night sky azure, and my little wishes floating amidst thoughts. Goodnight to you.

20. 你长着一双看人低的眼睛，都说狗眼看人低啊！

20. You have a pair of eyes that look down on others, people always say that dogs have low eyesight, meaning they look down on people!

21. 天下没有免费的午餐，那我只吃早餐晚餐就行了。

21. There is no such thing as a free lunch, so I'll just have breakfast and dinner then.

22. 就算是一坨屎，也有遇见屎壳郎的那天。所以你大可不必为今天的自己有太多担忧。

22. Even a pile of shit will meet a dung beetle one day. So you need not worry too much about yourself today.

23. 我笑了，你怎么就这么喜欢墨迹呢？上辈子你娘没教你怎么成长对把？

23. I smiled, why do you like to be so picky? Didn't your mother teach you how to grow up in a past life?

24. 我爱你,爱你爱到心坎里,海枯石烂也不移!。

24. I love you, loving you deeply in my heart, and my love will never change even if the seas dry up and the rocks crumble!

25. 知道我需要多大的勇气才拨下你的号码么，你却关机。

25. Do you know how much courage I needed to dial your number, yet you were turned off.

26. 知道自己是飞机场走路就隐蔽点，别昂首挺胸生怕别人不知道似的。

26. Know that you have a flat chest and walk discreetly; don't hold your head high and chest out as if you're afraid people don't know.

27. 最有魅力的人是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡他。

27. The most charming person is Kangshifu, with thousands upon thousands of people making his tea every day.

28. 诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验

28. Before Zhuge Liang emerged from the mountains, he hadn't led an army either, so what qualifies you to require me to have work experience?

29. 风景慢慢变淡，而你在终年不落的人海里潮退。

29. The scenery gradually fades away, and you recede in the endless sea of people where the tides never ebb.

30. 不要以为你晒黑了 就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。

30. Don't think that just because you've tanned, you can cover up the fact that you're an idiot.

31. 有种人，必须要人指着他鼻子骂，他才知道骂的是他。

31. There are some people who need to be pointed at and cursed at their nose before they realize they are being cursed.

32. 虚伪喜欢躲藏在最高尚的思考之中它从来企图脱离思考，因为思考能使它不费吹灰之力就获得高尚的美名。

32. Pretense likes to hide in the most noble thoughts; it always attempts to detach itself from thinking, because thinking allows it to effortlessly acquire the noble reputation.

33. 就你这样闷骚的人实在是太可怕了！每天至少要用掉一箱子妇炎洁。

33. It's just too terrifying for someone as repressed as you! You go through at least one box of Fuyan Jie every day!

34. 孩子，回去看看你妈在不在家把，如果没在家，是开G开死的。

34. Child, go back and see if your mom is home. If she's not, it's because she's dead from a car accident.

35. 好久没有听到有人能把牛吹得这么清新脱俗了。

35. It's been a long time since I heard someone blowing the trumpet so fresh and unique.

36. 骂人的个性签名1、你人又不聪明，还学人家绝顶！

36. Profane username 1: You're not smart, and you still try to imitate others who are at the top!

37. 就你那眼缝，跟ATM银行自动取款机插卡口差不多宽的能见度。

37. The visibility through your eye slit is about as wide as the card slot on an ATM bank cash machine.

38. 损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。

38. The scourge that tarnishes the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants who bring shame upon their ancestors.

39. 你长得不错啊：穷山恶水、高山洪水、险山危水，姐可不敢看，姐怕有高原反应。

39. You look pretty good: poor mountains and bad waters, high mountains and floodwaters, dangerous mountains and risky waters, I dare not look at them, I'm afraid of having high-altitude sickness.

40. 我终于知道，世界为什么会闹饥荒了，因为有你的出现。

40. I finally know why there are famines in the world, because of your presence.

41. 你是爱我的人，我是伤害你的人。我愿意用心抚平你的伤口，重新牵手。

41. You are the one who loves me, and I am the one who has hurt you. I am willing to heal your wounds with all my heart and rejoin hands with you.

42. 我感觉你像两头猪，因为一头已经容纳不下你的蠢了。

42. I feel like you are two pigs, because one head cannot contain your foolishness.

43. 世界上最没用的东西就是工资条，看着生气，擦屁股太细。

43. The most useless thing in the world is the pay stub; it's annoying to look at and too detailed for wiping one's ass.

44. 时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。

44. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end, he killed all his students.

45. 小人困驰骤，后生血气豪。世事固堪论，我何随汝曹。

45. The inferior man is exhausted by hasty actions, the young have vigorous vitality. Matters of the world are indeed worthy of discussion, but why should I follow you all?

46. 生活中总有那么几个爱犯贱的，我不去制止你犯贱不代表你可以得寸进尺。

46. There are always a few people who love to act贱 in life, and not stopping you from acting贱 doesn't mean you can push your luck.

47. 你不要以为你很了不起，我不想打击你，以前不想骂你，那是看不起你。现在骂你，那是因为我更看不起你。

47. Don't think you're so great, I don't want to打击 you (dishearten you), I didn't want to scold you before, that was because I looked down on you. Now I'm scolding you, it's because I look down on you even more.

48. 毕竟这也不是一个人贱人爱的社会，你还是收敛一点的好。

48. After all, this is not a society where people can be as shameless and loving as they wish, so you'd better hold yourself back a bit.

49. 别以为你很酷，其实我一见你就想吐；别以为你很帅，其实我想把你踹！

49. Don't think you're cool, actually I want to throw up as soon as I see you; don't think you're handsome, actually I want to kick you out!

50. 小人有多种，市井小人与卑鄙小人是不同的，小人有好的有坏的，市井小人就是民众是好的。有些人会用心计表面上做好事，即暗地里做起伤天害理的事，假装什么事都不知道，内心高兴的很，这种是卑鄙的小人是坏的。

50. There are various types of "little people." The "little people" from the streets are different from the cunning ones. Some little people are good, while others are bad. The "little people from the streets" refer to the common people who are generally good. Some people may use cunning methods to appear as if they are doing good deeds on the surface, while secretly doing things that harm the heavens and the earth. They pretend to know nothing about it, but they are actually very happy in their hearts. Such people are cunning and卑鄙, and are considered to be bad.

51. 你个细胞对出来的废物，出来就是污染社会空气，败坏社会风气。

51. Your cell's excreted waste, when it comes out, pollutes the social atmosphere and corrupts social customs.

52. 无数的花瓣轻轻摇曳，积攒着彩虹般的梦，承载着我的思念。

52. Countless petals gently sway, accumulating dreams as colorful as rainbows, carrying my thoughts.

53. 男人忽悠女人，叫调戏;女人忽悠男人，叫勾引;男女相互忽悠，叫爱情。

53. Cheating on a woman is called flirting; cheating on a man is called seduction; cheating on each other is called love.