“家长期待孩子新学期有所突破，却无奈地发现，‘家长期待’四个字竟成了孩子倒计时搞笑句子的开场白。”

"Parents expect their children to make breakthroughs in the new semester, but helplessly find that the four characters 'parental expectations' have actually become the opening line of a countdown joke for their children."

1. 回首这个假期，真的，人啊！之间！精炼！监狱！啊！

1. Looking back on this holiday, really, people! Among! Refine! Prison! Ah!

2. 家里有猛兽，父母受不了。

2. There are fierce beasts at home, and the parents cannot bear it.

3. 写作业，这厮睡着了。

3. Doing homework, this guy has fallen asleep.

4. 我很沮丧。前天终于送到学校了，不用瞎转悠了。

4. I am very frustrated. Finally got it delivered to the school the day before yesterday, no longer need to wander around aimlessly.

5. 小兽们终于回到笼子里了！

5. The little animals have finally returned to their cages!

6. 每天都在崩溃，学校是，假期还是。

6. It's a daily collapse, whether it's at school or during the holidays.

7. 老师，因为最近在家管孩子的作业，我这半边脑子总是麻木的。去了医院，医生说是供血不足，要休养几天。

7. Teacher, because I've been helping with my child's homework at home recently, the left side of my brain has been numb. I went to the hospital, and the doctor said it's due to insufficient blood supply, and I need to rest for a few days.

8. 只有孩子才能改变父母。

8. Only children can change their parents.

9. 麻麻，熊海子终于要开学了！开心地笑，加油！别憋着！

9. Mom, Xiao Xiong Hazi is finally going to start school! She laughs happily, "Come on! Don't hold back!"

10. 孩子在家真的是一种煎熬。

10. Having children at home is truly a torment.

11. 最后。

11. Finally.

12. 野兽出笼让家里恢复平静。

12. The beast lets the house calm down.

13. 野兽高兴极了，父母晒着野兽回到笼子里。

13. The beast was extremely delighted, and the parents basked the beast back into the cage.

14. 期待上学，野兽又回到笼子里，也许你的噩梦才刚刚开始。

14. Anticipating school, the beast returns to its cage, and perhaps your nightmare has just begun.

15. 眼看孩子就要进校园了，老母亲放松下来，轻轻推了女儿一把:走开！

15. Seeing that the child is about to enter the campus, the elderly mother relaxed and gently pushed her daughter away: Go away!

16. 盼望着，盼望着，复工的日子终于要到了，开学的日子还没到。

16. Looking forward, looking forward, the day of resuming work is finally approaching, but the day of going back to school is not yet here.

17. 辅导作业，谁不是一边摸着胸口喊疼，一边忍着随时继续提醒自己:生物！生物！生物！

17. Tutoring homework, who isn't patting their chest and shouting in pain while holding back, constantly reminding themselves: Biology! Biology! Biology!

18. 在家呆了这么久，终于盼到开学了！

18. Having stayed at home for so long, I'm finally looking forward to the start of school!

19. 不要忙着开心。开学后，我每天都会陪着写作业到半夜。想想都觉得不开心。

19. Don't rush to be happy. After school starts, I will accompany you with homework every day until midnight. Just thinking about it makes me unhappy.

20. 谁说家庭主妇好，这一分钟忙成狗，累成球。

20. Who says being a housewife is good? This minute, I'm busy like a dog, exhausted like a ball.

21. 全世界庆祝所有动物回归笼子，百兽父母疯了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

21. The whole world celebrates as all animals return to their cages, the parents of all beasts have gone mad, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

22. 时间，一点一点，都被占用了。

22. Time, bit by bit, is being occupied.

23. 我妈就像孙悟空，一路坎坷，无所畏惧，有时还吃力不讨好，吃喝拉撒都是负担。

23. My mother is like Sun Wukong, facing hardships along the way with no fear, sometimes even working hard without gaining any favor. Eating, drinking, defecating, and urinating are all burdens for her.

24. 感觉家里又多了两个轰炸机，天天狂轰滥炸。

24. It feels like there are two bombers at home, constantly bombarding and attacking every day.

25. 自从孩子在家里上了网络课，家长们就知道让孩子起床坐在课桌前有多难。

25. Since the children started taking online classes at home, parents have known how difficult it is to get them up and sitting at the desk.

26. 我们过去常常认为能够呆在家里是多么美好的事情。

26. We used to think that being able to stay at home was such a wonderful thing.

27. 不开学，家长和学生都要疯了！

27. Not going to school is driving both parents and students crazy!

28. 天啊，快点开学吧。我宁愿长胖10斤，只要疫情快点过去，马上开学。

28. Oh my God, please let school start soon. I'd rather gain 10 pounds, as long as the pandemic passes quickly and school starts right away.

29. 盼望着，盼望着开学。

29. Looking forward to, looking forward to the start of school.

30. 给老师放假，老师还是有工资的！逢年过节，父母不仅不发工资，还要负责吃喝拉撒。他们也被熊幼稚到大脑三天。想想把他们扔回学校。

30. The teachers are on vacation, and they still get paid! During holidays, the parents not only don't get paid but also have to take care of their children's eating, drinking, and bathroom needs. They are also treated like children with a three-day-old brain. Think about sending them back to school.

31. 开学老师检查寒假作业，同桌一个字都没动。老师气得挥着手要打他，同桌也举起了手，给老师沉闷的一拍。

31. On the first day of school, the teacher checked the students' homework from the winter vacation, and his desk mate hadn't touched a single word. The teacher was so angry that she waved her hand as if to hit him, and the desk mate raised his hand and gave the teacher a heavy, silent slap.

32. 循环修炼，早日成仙。

32. Practice the circular cultivation and become an immortal as soon as possible.

33. 强度可能是100万因为有三宝诱惑:手机，电视，电脑。还有，控制四座山:爷爷，奶奶，奶奶，爷爷。每天的经历都是宫斗剧，不知道会活到哪一集。

33. The intensity might be a million because there are three treasures that诱惑 (tempt) me: mobile phone, TV, and computer. Moreover, I have to control four mountains: grandfather, grandmother, grandmother, and grandfather. Every day's experience is like a palace intrigue drama, and I don't know how long I will live through to the next episode.

34. 开学了，家长们终于松了口气，差点笑出来，但开学后，他们可能很快就开始担心了。

34. The school year has begun, and the parents finally heaved a sigh of relief, nearly laughing out loud. But they may start to worry again soon after the school year starts.

35. 千年兽开学了！父母开心地跳着舞！

35. The Millennium Beast has started school! The parents are joyfully dancing!

36. 孩子是唐僧，一路保护。有时他不辨好坏，不分忠奸。

36. The child is Tangseng, who is protected all along the way. Sometimes he cannot discern between good and evil, and does not differentiate between loyal and treacherous.

37. 野兽回笼！终于开学了，家长们都笑了，哈哈哈哈哈哈。

37. The beasts are back in the cage! Finally, school has started, and the parents are all laughing, hahaha.

38. 不写作业，妈妈会慈祥孝顺，写作业，鸡飞狗跳。

38. Not doing homework, Mom is kind and filial; doing homework, chaos ensues.

39. 不想开学:要早起，要熬夜，要洗衣服，要写作业，要占座，要被骂，要见不想见的人，要考试，要在食堂吃饭，还有一大堆乱七八糟的事情。我无聊死了。

39. Don't want to go back to school: have to wake up early, stay up late, do laundry, do homework, take up seats, be scolded, meet people I don't want to see, take exams, eat in the cafeteria, and there's a whole bunch of messy stuff. I'm so bored.

40. 看着通知流下了激动的泪水。

40. Tears of excitement streamed down as I looked at the notice.

41. 1孩子开学了，终于有时间做手工了…充满热带风情的菠萝走一波…

41. 1 The child has gone back to school, finally making time for handicrafts... Let's go with a pineapple that's full of tropical charm...

42. 2认真学习，是通往人生辉煌的途径，刻苦钻研，是开辟美好未来的基础，努力读书，创造自己的蓝天，开学日，加油吧，同学！

42. 2 Dedicate yourself to earnest study, for it is the path to the brilliance of life; strive diligently, as it is the foundation for creating a beautiful future; work hard at reading, and create your own blue sky. On the first day of school, let's give it our all, classmates!

43. 3下意识不想点开那些让人难过的新闻，不想感受痛苦，想逃避那种全社会发出的负能量，然而麻木刷剧也刷不进去，好想开学，好想健身去……

43.3 I subconsciously didn't want to open those painful news stories, didn't want to feel pain, and wanted to avoid that negative energy emitted by the whole society. However, I couldn't get into mindless binging on TV shows either; I really want to go back to school, I really want to go to the gym...

44. 4让梦想在校园里起飞，努力读书，让理想在校园里闪光，认真学习，开学日，背好书包，向美好的未来出发，努力加油，开辟人生的辉煌！

44. Let dreams take flight in the campus, strive to study diligently, let ideals shine in the campus, study hard, on the first day of school, carry your backpack well, set off towards a beautiful future, work hard and strive, blaze a trail of brilliance in life!

45. 5疫情过后，学生会出现非常明显的两极分化自律的孩子越来越优秀，优秀一大截；不自律的孩子，各种糊弄假学，自然会远远落后。请不要假装努力，因为结果不会陪你演戏。

45. After the pandemic, there will be a very obvious polarization among students. The self-disciplined ones will become increasingly outstanding, a significant gap ahead; the undisciplined ones, engaging in various tricks and false learning, will naturally fall far behind. Please don't pretend to be striving, because the results won't accompany you in your act.

46. 6对于一个母亲来说，幸福的八月底，孩子终于要开学了！为什么暑假不是一个月，两个月真的是太长了！

46. 6 For a mother, the happy end of August is here, as the children are finally going back to school! Why isn't summer vacation just one month, two months really is too long!