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1. 1只要胆子大，清明九天假；意志不脆弱，假期到期末；要是再邪恶，大学哪有课。

1. 1 As long as you have the courage, you'll have the Qingming holiday for nine days; if your will is not fragile, the holiday will last until the end of the semester; if you are also evil, there won't be any classes in college.

2. 2块钱毛毛雨，谁都买得起，既不影响你抽香烟喝啤酒，也不影响你拍拖喝饮料买**票x

2. A mere 2 yuan is a drop in the bucket, something everyone can afford. It won't affect you smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, or even going on dates, having drinks, or buying tickets.

3. 当花瓣纷飞时，请做我美丽的新娘。

3. When petals are fluttering, please be my beautiful bride.

4. 别人都牵着手，我手里却牵着一只狗。我们走一走，看一看，谁不高兴吃两口。

4. Everyone else is holding hands, but I'm holding a dog in my hand. Let's go for a walk and see, who wouldn't be happy to have a bite to eat.

5. 一分钱一分货，花小钱买好货，不买就是你的错。

5. You get what you pay for; spend a little money and get good quality goods; not buying is your mistake.

6. 我妈说做人要安装还有忍幸运的是，我对做男人不感兴趣。

6. My mom said that one should be installed and tolerant. Luckily, I'm not interested in being a man.

7. 你为什么穿三角裤？因为省钱又省布！

7. Why do you wear triangle shorts? Because it saves money and fabric!

8. 现在的女生需要的不是王子，而是一个能辅助数理化的学霸。

8. The girls of today need not a prince, but a math and science whiz who can assist them.

9. 比如表现自己或他人在餐座上的英雄气概，酒徒们振振有辞：感情深，一口闷；感情浅，舔一舔；感情厚，喝个够；感情铁，喝出血。

9. For instance, showing heroism in dining, alcoholics would argue: "The deeper the affection, the more you drink; the less the affection, the less you drink; the stronger the affection, the more you drink; the iron-fisted affection, the more you drink until it bleeds."

10. 我必须出现在你的户口本上。如果我不能成为你的妻子，我将是你的继母。

10. I must appear on your family register. If I cannot be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

11. 男人要有特长，女人要突出，男女要有个性。有个性的人越来越多。

11. Men should have special skills, women should stand out, and both men and women should have their own personalities. There are more and more individuals with distinct personalities.

12. 不讲价不还价，讲价还价欺骗大。我们厂家有交代，少了2元不能买，商场卖价5块，我们才卖2元钱，这个价格不会高，今天是厂家在直销，没赚大家一分钱，只为厂家做宣传。你买回家中用十年，难道还不值这2元钱，

12. No haggling, no bargaining, bargaining is deceptive. Our factory has stipulated, you cannot buy it if it's 2 yuan less. The price at the mall is 5 yuan, and we sell it for 2 yuan. This price is not high. Today, the factory is selling directly, we haven't made a cent of profit, just to promote the factory. If you use it at home for ten years, does it not deserve these 2 yuan?

13. 想醉，把酒留在胃；怕醉，白水往里兑；真醉，敢喝敌敌畏；烂醉，桌子底下睡；装醉，忘了给小费。

13. If you want to get drunk, keep the alcohol in your stomach; if you're afraid of getting drunk, mix white water with it; if you're truly drunk, you dare to drink insecticide; if you're completely drunk, you sleep under the table; if you're feigning drunk, you forget to leave a tip.

14. 这位盆友，请把你的脸捡起来，没事不要随地乱丢。

14. Hey buddy, please pick up your face, don't just throw it around on the ground when there's no problem.

15. 酒是吃饭精，越喝越年轻；酒是长江水，越喝越貌美；酒是敌敌畏，你不喝醉，我不喝醉，这么宽的马路谁来睡！

15. Wine is the essence of dining, the more you drink, the younger you get; wine is the water of the Yangtze River, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is DDT, if you don't get drunk and I don't get drunk, who will sleep on this wide road!

16. 小人不要脸，重利轻死。不要怕别人，不要计较事情。

16. A mean person has no sense of shame and values profit over life. Do not fear others and do not worry about trivial matters.

17. 当面夸一个女同学:你真是一泓清水！！

17. Compliment a female classmate in person: You are such a clear spring!!

18. 别老看AV，你也不看看键盘上，字母A和V后面分别是什么。

18. Stop watching AVs all the time, you don't even notice what's behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

19. 矮了才知道高不容易，胖了才知道瘦不容易。

19. It's only when you're short that you realize how difficult it is to be tall, and only when you're fat that you know how hard it is to be thin.

20. 对不起，没关系，明天杀猪先杀你。对不起，没关系，放个屁来臭死你。对不起，没关系，八月十五宰了你。对不起，敬个礼，把你裤子拉到底。保证书，保证书，保证明天不读书。

20. Sorry, no problem, let's kill the pig first and then kill you. Sorry, no problem, let out a fart to stink you out. Sorry, no problem, kill you on the 15th of August. Sorry, give a salute, pull your pants all the way down. Warranty, warranty, guarantee not to study tomorrow.

21. 想起当年俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：就这玩意儿，只配塞

21. Remember when a guy from our dormitory once stole someone else's bun to eat, saying as he ate it, "This stuff is only good for stuffing in the corner."

22. 周媛媛。我爱你[坚持五百二十条总有一个你能看的]能不能帮我点满@>

22. Zhou Yuanyuan. I love you [I will persist in it for 520 rules, there is bound to be one you can see] Can you help me fill it up to the brim @>>

23. 一天两顿酒，不喝就难受。越喝越能喝，不醉不罢手。

23. Two drinks a day, not drinking makes me uncomfortable. The more I drink, the more I can handle, and I won't stop until I'm drunk.

24. 你若心烦，我是蔚蓝；你若心苦，我是甘甜；你若心伤，我是欢颜；你若心寒，我是春天。

24. If you are troubled, I am the azure; if you are in pain, I am the sweet; if you are hurt, I am the joy; if you are cold-hearted, I am the spring.

25. 机会不是天天有，该出手时就出手，免得赶场打空手!

25. Opportunities do not come every day; seize the moment when you should, so as not to arrive at the scene with empty hands!

26. 岁出场亮相，岁天天向上。岁远大理想，岁发奋图强。岁基本定向，岁处处吃香。岁打打麻将，岁处处闲逛。岁拉拉家常，岁挂在墙上!

26. Introduced at the age of , and each day is getting better. At the age of , pursue grand ideals; at the age of , strive hard to improve oneself. At the age of , find a basic direction; at the age of , is in demand everywhere. At the age of , play Mahjong; at the age of , wander aimlessly. At the age of , chat about daily life; at the age of , hang on the wall!

27. 在洗澡~谢绝观看！！^_^

27. In the shower ~ Refuse to watch!! ^_^

28. 如果你有像孙仲谋一样的孩子，你会找到金日成，如果你找到你的父亲。

28. If you have a child like Sun Zhongmou, you would find Kim Il-sung, if you find your father.

29. 比如形容个别领导干部腐化堕落，社会上一时流传：喝白酒一斤两斤不醉，下舞池三步四步都会，打麻将五夜六夜不睡，玩女人七个八个不累，收礼金成千上万不退。

29. For example, when describing the corruption and decadence of some leading cadres, a saying spread among the public for a time: Can drink baijiu without getting drunk after a liter or two, can dance in the dance hall after three or four steps, can play mahjong without sleeping for five or six nights, can be with women without getting tired after seven or eight, and can receive thousands or even tens of thousands of gift money without returning it.

30. 搏一搏，单车变摩托，又再搏多搏，摩托变饭壳。

30. Take a gamble, a bicycle can become a motorcycle; keep on gambling, and a motorcycle can turn into a meal.

31. 酒杯一端，政策放宽；筷子一提，可以可以；酒足饭停，不行也行；你醉我醉，不对也对。

31. Raise a glass, relax the policies; pick up chopsticks, it's fine; drink to your satisfaction, even if it's not, it's fine; whether you're drunk or I'm drunk, it's okay either way.

32. 油价涨，菜价涨，房价涨，就是工资没有涨；找工作难，找女朋友难，找老婆更难，生活真的太为难。

32. Oil prices are rising, vegetable prices are rising, housing prices are rising, but wages are not. Finding a job is hard, finding a girlfriend is hard, and finding a wife is even harder. Life is really tough.

33. 大家好！大家好！见面喝酒少不了！你不喝，我不喝，国家造酒往哪搁？

33. Hello everyone! Hello everyone! When we meet, drinking is a must! If you don't drink and I don't drink, where is the country's wine supposed to go?

34. 又不是买飞机、买大炮，要向中央领导申请打报告。

34. It's not like buying planes or buying cannons; one needs to apply and submit a report to the central leaders.

35. 2块钱也不少，买个产品要买个好，这个梳子值不值2块钱，你就看个清楚，瞧个明白。;

35. Two yuan is not a small amount, you should buy a good product. Whether this comb is worth two yuan, you should see it clearly and understand it well.

36. 抽烟伤肺，喝酒伤胃，桑拿太贵，到歌厅高消费，打麻将赌博打扰社会，不如买把牛筋梳经济实惠

36. Smoking harms the lungs, drinking harms the stomach, saunas are too expensive, going to karaoke places for high consumption, gambling with Mahjong disturbs society, it's better to buy a cowhide comb, which is economical and practical.

37. 没有人能取代你在我心中的位置，因为你在我心中根本没有位置。

37. No one can replace you in my heart, because you never had a place in my heart.

38. 生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁~~~

38. Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky one~~~

39. 你是葡萄酒，我是夜光杯；你为我美丽，我为你陶醉；今生有你来相伴，大醉一生不后悔！

39. You are the wine, and I am the night-lit cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; to have you by my side in this life, I would not regret being drunk for a lifetime!

40. 高考的孩子，这个暑假注定不平凡。祝我们考试取得好成绩。

40. The children of the Gaokao exam, this summer is destined to be extraordinary. May we all achieve good results in the exam.

41. 男人的追求：大奶的胸怀，二奶的脸蛋，情人的 ，**的随便。

41. Men's pursuits: a woman with large breasts, a mistress with a pretty face, a lover's**, and **a girlfriend's** carefree attitude.

42. 吾表兄，年四十余。始从文，连考三年而不中。遂习武，练武场上发一矢，中鼓吏，逐之出。改学医，自撰一良方，服之，卒。

42. My cousin, over forty years old, initially pursued literature and failed in the exams for three consecutive years. He then switched to martial arts, shot an arrow on the training ground, hitting a drum official, and was chased out. He then changed to studying medicine, wrote a good prescription himself, took it, and eventually passed away.

43. 下乡坐吉普，直奔乡政府。眼睛喝通红，小肚吃溜鼓。回去拿补助，一推六二五。

43. Rode down to the countryside in a Jeep, straight to the village government. Eyes reddened from drinking, the little belly became round and firm. Went back for the subsidy, pushed it to the wayside.

44. 东风吹，战鼓擂，如今喝酒谁怕谁，你一杯，我一杯，如今喝酒谁怕谁

44. The east wind blows, the war drums resound, now who dares to fear whom when we drink? You pour a cup, I pour a cup, now who dares to fear whom when we drink?

45. 疼不疼只有你自己知道，变没变也只有你自己知道。别问我过得好不好，我只能说我还活着。

45. The pain is only known to you, and whether there has been a change is also known only to you. Don't ask me how I'm doing, I can only say that I'm still alive.

46. 你放心地买，大胆地用，我的产品个个有保障!个保个，双保双，产品个个放光。

46. Feel free to make purchases and use them boldly, as each of my products comes with full guarantee! One for one, double for double, every product shines with assurance.

47. "你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气"

47. "You have quite an original look, and you live with a lot of courage. Ugliness is not your intention; it's God who's in a bad mood."

48. 在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。

48. When looking at beautiful women on the street, a higher gaze is considered appreciation, while a lower gaze is seen as流氓 (a hoodlum or a流氓).

49. 张三买马，张三骑，李四没有干焦急呀，心动不如行动!

49. Zhang San buys a horse, Zhang San rides it, Li Si isn't in a hurry, just feeling anxious. Heartbeat is better than action!

50. 一手拿酒瓶，一手拿文凭；外边供着个花瓶，家里扶着个醋瓶；对上级要摆平，对下级要铲平！

50. One hand holds a bottle of wine, the other holds a diploma; outside, there's a vase of flowers, and inside, a vinegar jar; you must smooth things over with superiors, and flatten them out with subordinates!

51. 要买要带，赶紧赶快，走过路过，好机会不要错过;机会不是天天有，你该出手时就出手。

51. Need to buy, need to take, hurry up, don't miss a good opportunity if you pass by; opportunities don't come every day, so make a move when the time is right.

52. 谁的爱情放在假日市场，讨价还价，拍卖其重量。

52. Whose love is placed in the holiday market, bartering and auctioning its weight.