在静谧的夜晚，星河璀璨，一句“默认短句”悄然触动心灵。这，便是故事的开始。

In the tranquil night, the Milky Way twinkles, and a sentence "default short phrase" subtly touches the heart. This, is the beginning of the story.

1. 有人说我帅，我笑是因为我笑的更帅。

1. Someone said I'm handsome, and I smiled because I look even more handsome when I smile.

2. 通往成功的道路总是在建设中。

2. The path to success is always under construction.

3. 努力好好活着，不然明天怎么面对新的打击？

3. Strive to live well, otherwise how can you face new setbacks tomorrow?

4. 我不想养狗或猫。我想抚养你。毕竟养猪可以让你变得富有。

4. I don't want to keep dogs or cats. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

5. 孤独久了，觉得自己有仙气。

5. Having been lonely for a long time, I feel like I have a mystical aura.

6. 我是一个非常情绪化的人。当感情失落的时候，我发现我是一个很重的人！

6. I am a very emotional person. When feelings are lost, I find myself to be quite heavy-hearted!

7. 小时候总想像大人一样梳头。长大后才发现，成年人一根头发都没有。

7. As a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. Only when I grew up did I realize that adults don't have a single hair on their heads.

8. 闯红灯一般有两种后果，要么比别人快一分钟，要么比别人快一辈子。

8. Running a red light generally has two consequences: either you are a minute faster than others, or you are a lifetime faster than others.

9. 世界那么大，我想去看看。这么小的钱包，我看你能走多远。

9. The world is so vast, I want to see it for myself. With such a small wallet, I wonder how far you can go.

10. 个人介绍:穷，贱，搬不动。

10. Personal Introduction: Poor, lowly, and unable to move.

11. 如果你觉得自己整天累得像条狗。你真的误会了。狗没有你累。

11. If you feel like you're exhausted all day like a dog, you're really mistaken. Dogs aren't as tired as you are.

12. 你能借我几百美元吗？上次借钱给你，我没有生活费。

12. Can you lend me a few hundred dollars? Last time I borrowed money from you, I didn't have enough for living expenses.

13. 有钱人都是爷爷！但是欠钱不还的就更多了！

13. Rich people are all grandpas! But there are even more who owe money and don't pay it back!

14. 请不要在期末考试周叫我的名字。请叫我郭二！

14. Please do not call my name during the final exam week. Call me Guo Er instead!

15. 当然，钱买不到快乐，但是有了钱，别人会想办法让你快乐。

15. Of course, money can't buy happiness, but with money, others will try to make you happy.

16. 经过十年的不断努力和奋斗，我终于从一个懵懂少年变成了一个懵懂青年。

16. After ten years of continuous effort and struggle, I have finally transformed from a naive boy into a naive youth.

17. 当你觉得自己很丑很穷很没用的时候，不要绝望，至少你的判断是对的。

17. When you feel ugly, poor, and useless, don't despair; at least your judgment is correct.

18. 今天天气真好，就像那天你急急忙忙来找我借钱一样。

18. The weather is so nice today, just like the day you hurried over to borrow money from me.

19. 写不完作业的两个主要原因是坐在旁边，手里拿着手机。

19. The two main reasons for not being able to finish homework are sitting next to someone and holding a mobile phone in hand.

20. 小时候被奶奶叫龟孙子，被妈妈叫兔子，长大后被别人叫单身狗。论一个人一生的动物史。

20. When I was little, my grandmother called me "Little Turtle," my mother called me "Rabbit," and when I grew up, people called me "Bachelor Dog." Discussing a person's animal history throughout their entire life.

21. 我不是人民币。怎么才能让所有人都喜欢我？

21. I am not Renminbi (the Chinese currency). How can I make everyone like me?

22. 贫穷限制了那么多东西，为什么不限制我的体重呢？

22. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

23. 同样一瓶饮料，便利店五元，五星级酒店六十元。很多时候，一个人的价值取决于他所处的位置。

23. The same bottle of beverage, in a convenience store it costs five yuan, while in a five-star hotel it costs sixty yuan. Often, a person's value depends on their position.

24. 你说你会等我回来。你做到了，你找到了可以一起等待的人。

24. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did, and you found someone to wait with.

25. 什么是选择恐惧症？不仅仅是因为穷；什么是优柔寡断？因为懦弱。

25. What is choice anxiety? Not just because of poverty; what is indecision? Because of timidity.

26. 我是一只小鸟。我飞不高，因为笼子太高了！

26. I am a little bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too tall!

27. 不要问我为什么考得不好。我在隐藏我的力量。你见过楼主一上手就炸的吗？

27. Don't ask me why I didn't do well on the exam. I am hiding my strength. Have you ever seen the host explode on their first try?

28. 能用钱解决的都不是问题，问题是我穷。

28. Anything that can be solved with money is not a problem; the problem is that I am poor.

29. 西游记告诉我们，有背景的妖怪是被头领救走的，没有背景的是被一棍子打死的！

29. The Journey to the West teaches us that monsters with connections are saved by their leaders, while those without connections are killed with a single stick!

30. 我以前很穷，但我很快乐。现在不同了。我不仅穷，而且不幸福。

30. I used to be poor, but I was happy. Now it's different. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

31. 能摸到的痛是什么？只是觉得好饿，一摸还是一坨肉。

31. What is the pain that can be touched? It's just that I feel very hungry, and when I touch, it's still a lump of flesh.

32. 如果你半夜很孤独，可以看一部恐怖片，过一会儿你会觉得自己不是一个人。

32. If you are feeling lonely in the middle of the night, you can watch a horror movie, and after a while, you'll feel like you're not alone.

33. 伤害人的只有三件事:烦恼，吵架，钱包空空。而最伤人的是空空如也的钱包。

33. There are only three things that hurt people: worries, arguments, and an empty wallet. The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

34. 小时候，我们都很幸福，因为那时候，我们又丑又穷。

34. When we were little, we were all very happy because back then, we were both ugly and poor.

35. 经过多年的不断努力，我终于从一个懵懂少年变成了一个懵懂青年。

35. After years of continuous efforts, I have finally transformed from a naive teenager into a naive youth.

36. 为什么中国人结婚都要选个好日子？因为婚后没有好的生活！

36. Why do Chinese people always choose a good day to get married? Because they believe there won't be a good life after marriage!

37. 我终于找到了一个适合形容我身材的形容词:肥而不腻。

37. I finally found an adjective that suits my body: plump but not greasy.

38. 好看就是好看，丑就是丑。你说我丑是什么意思？

38. Beautiful is beautiful, ugly is ugly. What do you mean by saying I am ugly?

39. 现在，爬不起来的是成绩，下不去的是体重，放得起的是筷子，进不去的是床。

39. Now, what can't be climbed back up is the grades, what can't be reduced is the weight, what can be let go of is the chopsticks, and what can't be entered is the bed.

40. 男人在结婚之前，总觉得适合自己的女人很少。直到婚后他才明白，适合他的女人有很多，但他老婆不适合！

40. Before marriage, men always think that there are very few women who suit them. It's only after marriage that they realize that there are actually many women who would suit them, but his wife is not one of them!

41. 暴力解决不了任何问题。不如我们心平气和的坐下来夸我一个小时，我们就和好了。

41. Violence cannot solve any problem. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour? Then we can make up.

42. 结局，和你想的不一样的，叫生活，你想的叫童话。

42. The end, different from what you imagined, is called life; what you imagine is called a fairy tale.

43. 人与人之间的关系，总是与我可以认识你吗？从开始我他妈的认识你！结束。

43. The relationships between people are always accompanied by the question, "Can I get to know you?" From the very beginning, I already know you as hell! End.

44. 如果你喜欢的人恰好喜欢你，你知道这叫什么吗？，那叫想象。

44. If the person you like happens to like you back, do you know what that's called? That's called imagination.