“战友，军旅生涯的篇章虽已落幕，但那份战友情谊，却如同星空中最亮的星辰，闪耀着永恒的光芒。今日，让我们再次翻开那段难忘的记忆，共同重温那些激情燃烧的岁月……”

"Comrade, although the chapter of military life has come to an end, the camaraderie of arms is like the brightest star in the sky, shining with eternal light. Today, let us once again turn the page on those unforgettable memories, and together relive those fiery years of passion..."

1. 发生了什么事?大家说说吧。不要总在背后说我漂亮可爱。你觉得无聊吗？就像没人知道一样。

1. What happened? Let's talk about it. Don't always say behind my back that I'm beautiful and cute. Do you feel bored? As if no one knows.

2. 我不想颠倒众生，只想颠倒你。

2. I don't want to confuse everyone, I just want to confuse you.

3. 男朋友高大帅气，声音好听。他比我高一个头，对我很好。他唯一不好的地方就是喜欢玩捉迷藏，还没出现过。

3. My boyfriend is tall and handsome with a nice voice. He is a head taller than me and treats me well. The only drawback is that he likes to play hide and seek, which hasn't happened yet.

4. 非诚勿扰，女嘉宾再灭一个男生的灯，男生宿舍楼下阿姨都能灭一整层。

4. No false alarms, if a female guest turns off the light for one more male contestant, the aunt at the boys' dormitory can turn off the lights for an entire floor.

5. 我想了一下，为什么专家建议晚饭吃七分饱，因为另外三分要用来宵夜。

5. I thought about it and wondered why experts suggest having dinner at seven parts full, because the remaining three parts are meant for late-night snacks.

6. 你说冷，我说心凉。

6. You say it's cold, I say my heart is chilled.

7. 我又不是客服人员，你没权利让我姐答这答那。

7. I'm not a customer service representative, you don't have the right to make my sister answer this and that.

8. 我不是不喜欢做作业。就是我手机太小心眼了。只做了五分钟作业，手机就吃醋了。我花了两个小时哄它。

8. I'm not that I dislike doing homework. It's just that my phone is very possessive. After only five minutes of doing homework, my phone started to feel jealous. I spent two hours trying to pacify it.

9. 我从不记仇，但一般都是当场举报。

9. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

10. 你是不可替代的，没有人和你一样丑。

10. You are irreplaceable, no one is as ugly as you.

11. 以前很丑，不好意思自拍。现在不一样了，现在我脸皮也厚了。

11. Used to be ugly and embarrassed to take selfies. Now it's different, now I've also become thicker-skinned.

12. 婚前，更亲近；婚后，让开。

12. Before marriage, be closer; after marriage, give way.

13. 我不讨厌你，但是如果你着火了，而我旁边恰好有一瓶水，我会当着你的面喝掉。

13. I'm not讨厌 you, but if you were on fire and there happened to be a bottle of water next to me, I would drink it in front of you.

14. 吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸，但是吃了就得瑟。

14. It's sour grapes if you can't get them, but you can't help but gloat once you've eaten them.

15. 如果有一天你死了，你必须死得不光彩。

15. If one day you die, you must die without honor.

16. 遇到喜欢的人，一定要胆大心细脸皮厚。

16. When you meet someone you like, you must be brave, careful, and thick-skinned.

17. 我单身，手机坏了，心情和失恋一样！

17. I'm single, my phone is broken, and I feel as heartbroken as someone who just got dumped!

18. 不要告诉我知道会分手为什么还要在一起？在这种情况下，你知道你迟早会死，那为什么还要坚持活着！

18. Why should I tell you that I know we will break up but still be together? In this case, if you know you will die sooner or later, why should you still insist on living!

19. 我是个头脑简单的人。我只想娶一个身患绝症的富婆，过平淡的生活。

19. I'm a simple-minded person. I just want to marry a wealthy woman suffering from a terminal illness and live a plain life.

20. 我忍不住在睡觉前玩一个游戏。如果我输了，我会睡不着觉。如果我赢了，我兴奋得睡不着觉。你做梦去吧。让我们再试一次。

20. I can't help but play a game before going to sleep. If I lose, I won't be able to sleep. If I win, I get so excited that I can't sleep. Go dream on. Let's try again.

21. 据说脸大的人一般脾气都超级好，因为真的很难把脸转开。原谅我不守规矩的脸，一辈子爱吃。

21. It is said that people with big faces generally have a super good temper, because it's really hard to turn their faces away. Forgive my unruly face, which loves to eat all its life.

22. 虽然拧瓜不甜，但有时候我也不在乎甜不甜。我就想拧下来，拧下来我就开心了。

22. Although the melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it's sweet or not. I just want to twist it off, and as long as I twist it off, I'm happy.

23. 我一定要给你幸福，谁也别想阻止。

23. I must definitely give you happiness, and no one else can stop me.

24. 和前任分手的时候，白天还好，晚上抑制不住内心的情绪，一个人躲在被子下偷偷笑。

24. When breaking up with the ex, it was okay during the day, but at night, I couldn't suppress my inner emotions and would hide under the covers, secretly laughing by myself.

25. 人到中年，就是西游记。悟空的压力，八戒的身材，老沙的发型，和唐嫣一样，离西方越来越近了。

25. Middle age is like Journey to the West.悟空 faces pressure, 猪八戒 has a stocky figure, 老沙 has a distinctive hairstyle, and like Tang Sanzang, they are getting closer to the West.

26. 男人愚弄女人，叫调情；女人忽悠男人，叫勾引；男女互相愚弄，这叫爱情。

26. Fooling women is called flirting for men; deceiving men is called seduction for women; when men and women fool each other mutually, it's called love.

27. 帅哥的表白叫表白，丑男的表白只能叫骚扰。

27. A handsome guy's declaration of love is called a declaration of love, but a ugly guy's declaration of love can only be called harassment.

28. 以前我爱你当笑话，现在你爱我当屁。

28. Once I loved you as a joke, now I love you as a fart.

29. 如果冬天有一只狗趴在地上挡着你，给它让路。对它来说，用它的小肚子温暖这个地方是不容易的。

29. If a dog is lying on the ground blocking your path during winter, make way for it. It's not easy for it to warm this place with its little belly.

30. 大家都说多和漂亮的人交朋友会让你看起来很好。难怪你发现身边的朋友越来越好了。

30. Everyone says that making friends with more beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better.

31. 女人爱两种花:一种是花钱，一种是尽量多花。

31. Women love two types of flowers: one is spending money, and the other is spending as much as possible.

32. 没事开个同学聚会，分手一对就是一对。

32. It's no trouble to organize a classmate gathering; whenever a couple splits up, they become a couple at the gathering.