“在这个充满幽默的商界，一场独特的“默认高情”商业文案盛宴即将上演，且看如何以轻松的笔触，描绘出商战的另一面风采。”

"In this humorous business world, a unique "default high-class" commercial copywriting feast is about to unfold. Watch how it uses a light touch to depict the other charm of business wars."

1. 不知道半年谈一次的人是怎么做到的。感觉不天天讲，自己的才华无处施展。

1. I wonder how people manage to have a conversation every half a year. It feels like without talking every day, one's talents have nowhere to shine.

2. 有个人问我，如果我在世界上另一个城市摔倒，并受伤，我会为什么而痛苦。我回答：“我会痛苦，因为我现在也在同一地球上。”

2. Someone asked me, "If I fall and get injured in another city in the world, what would I be suffering for?" I replied, "I would be suffering because I am also on the same planet Earth at the moment."

3. 我曾经吃过一个巨大的三明治，里面夹了一颗西红柿，于是我跟朋友说：“这不是三明治，这是一块砖头。”朋友回答：“是的，但是里面还有一颗鲍鱼。”

3. I once ate a gigantic sandwich with a tomato inside, so I told my friend, "This is not a sandwich, it's a brick." My friend replied, "Yes, but there's also an abalone inside."

4. 17在人生的牌局中，发牌的是上帝，打牌的却是我们自己。

4. In the card game of life, God is the dealer, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

5. 29做什么事都要试试啊，不试怎么知道自己原来真的干啥啥不行呢。

5. Try everything, you never know what you're really good at until you try!

6. 16失败乃成功之母，那成功之父到底是谁呢？你向我转账10元，你就是成功支付。

6. Failure is the mother of success, but who is the father of success? If you transfer 10 yuan to me, you are the one who successfully makes the payment.

7. 27每天都要挨骂四次：早上不起床，起床就上网，一天不看书，晚上不睡觉。

7. 27 gets scolded four times a day: doesn't get up in the morning, goes online as soon as he gets up, doesn't read a book all day, and doesn't go to sleep at night.

8. 从年初的一无所有到年底的一文不名，别忘了你的主动精神是白忙的！

8. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to having nothing by the end of the year, don't forget that your proactive spirit is in vain!

9. 只要快递员还在路上，我就觉得这辈子还有点希望！

9. As long as the courier is still on the road, I feel there's still a bit of hope left in this lifetime!

10. 23同样的一瓶饮料，便利店里五块钱，五星饭店六十块，很多时候一个人的价值取决于所在的位置。

10. The same bottle of drink, in a convenience store it costs 5 yuan, in a five-star hotel it costs 60 yuan. Often, a person's value depends on their position.

11. 有个人在森林里走路，他突然看到了一只狮子，于是他开始慢慢地倒退，然后狮子开始向他走过来。当狮子靠近时，这人突然大叫一声“吓死我了！幸好你只是藏獒！”于是狮子立刻回头跑掉了。

11. There was a person walking in the forest when he suddenly saw a lion. He began to slowly back away, and then the lion started to approach him. As the lion got closer, the person suddenly shouted, "Scared me to death! Luckily, you're just a Tibetan Mastiff!" The lion immediately turned around and ran away.

12. 两个人能不能长久在一起很重要，但是对于吃货来说，三餐更重要。

12. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is important, but for foodies, meals are even more important.

13. 11高富帅的钱包像朵花，每次打开都让人满脸微笑，我的钱包就像洋葱，每次打开都直叫人泪流满面！

13. The wallet of the rich and handsome guy is like a flower, each time he opens it, it brings a smile to everyone's face. My wallet, on the other hand, is like an onion, each time I open it, it makes me tears flow!

14. 婚礼前夕，父亲递给我一个木盒:儿子，这是我们家的祖传之宝。你必须好好照顾它。我小心地打开盒子，发现里面有一双护膝...

14. On the eve of the wedding, my father handed me a wooden box: "Son, this is our family's heirloom. You must take good care of it." I carefully opened the box and found a pair of knee pads inside...

15. 英语听力考试后，我明白了一个道理:有些单词只给懂的人听。

15. After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only heard by those who understand them.

16. 我一直以为自己很聪明很有天赋，直到我去驾校学车！

16. I always thought I was very smart and talented, until I went to the driving school to learn how to drive!

17. 10人真的忙起来，根本没有太多复杂情绪，人太闲才会把鸡毛蒜皮当回事。

17. When ten people are really busy, there are hardly any complex emotions. It's when people have too much free time that they make a big deal out of trivial matters.

18. 为了防止我下个月乱花钱，我提前把钱都花光了，我干净正直。

18. To prevent myself from spending unnecessarily next month, I have already spent all the money in advance. I am clean and honest.

19. 我一般下午出现，不然你迟早会爱上我。

19. I usually appear in the afternoon; otherwise, you will eventually fall in love with me.

20. 26又一天过去了，今天过得怎么样，梦想是不是更远了？

20. 26 Another day has passed, how was today, is the dream even further away?

21. 21西游记告诉我们，有背景的妖怪都会被领导救走，没背景的才被一棒打死！

21. The Journey to the West teaches us that demons with connections are always saved by their leaders, while those without connections are usually beaten to death with a single stroke!

22. 12以前觉得一个人只要长大了，就会变得成熟并且有本事，现在才知道很多事跟年龄无关，傻子长大了只会变成大傻子。

22. Before the 12th, I thought that as long as a person grows up, they will become mature and capable. Now I realize that many things have nothing to do with age; a fool growing up will only become a bigger fool.

23. 9你连几点睡觉都控制不了，你还想控制人生？你连碗都不刷，还想刷出存在感？你的问题在于，你什么都懂，可你懒啊。

23. 9 You can't even control when you go to bed, how do you think you can control your life? You don't even wash your dishes, yet you want to feel a sense of existence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you're just lazy.

24. 15以前不离不弃是夫妻，现在不离不弃是手机，一机在手，天长地久，机不在手，魂都没有。

24. Before the 15th, not leaving each other's side was a sign of a couple; now, it's a sign of a phone. With a phone in hand, the world is eternal; without a phone, one's soul is lost.

25. 18别把自己想的太伟大，要知道，在别人的世界里，不管你做得多好，你都只是个配角而已。

25. 18 Don't overestimate yourself; remember, in someone else's world, no matter how well you do, you are just a supporting character.

26. 如果有人问我，我是怎么熬过那些艰难的岁月的？我只有一个答案:有一种强大的精神力量支撑着我，叫做“我想死却不敢。”

26. If someone asks me how I managed to get through those difficult years, I have only one answer: There is a powerful spiritual force that supported me, called "I want to die but am afraid."

27. 20世界是我们的，也是那些孩子们的，但迟早是那帮孙子们的！

27. The 20th century is ours, and it's also those kids', but sooner or later, it's going to be that bunch of screw-ups'!

28. 现在上不起AA制了。我发明了AAB系统。是你AA，我要当B面。

28. Now I can't afford to go Dutch. I've invented an AAB system. You pay for AA, and I'll be the B side.

29. 我听到有人说：“运气太差了，真希望自己是猫，它们都会有9条命。”所以我很自然地回答道：“不，你应该希望自己是鸭子，它们有无限条命。”

29. I heard someone say, "What bad luck, I wish I were a cat; they have nine lives." So I naturally replied, "No, you should wish to be a duck; they have an infinite number of lives."

30. 最近在网上买了一盒面膜粉，应该是用蜂蜜或者酸奶配制的。面膜到了，我去超市买了一盒酸奶。当我打开酸奶的时候，我觉得我的脸没有那么重要。

30. Recently bought a pack of face mask powder online, which should be mixed with honey or yogurt. When the mask arrived, I went to the supermarket and bought a pack of yogurt. When I opened the yogurt, I felt that my face wasn't that important anymore.

31. 说到底，女人还是感性的，对各种小动物没有免疫力，布加迪威龙，悍马，捷豹，路虎，宝马，当然还有天猫。

31. At the end of the day, women are still emotional, have no immunity to various small animals, Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW, of course, not to mention Tmall.

32. 我听到一位年长的朋友说：“我觉得我还算是时尚青年。”于是我问道：“你怎么知道自己还是年轻人？”他回答：“当我去逛街时，我会感到自己已经坐了很久了。”

32. I heard an older friend say, "I think I still consider myself a fashionable young person." So I asked, "How do you know you're still young?" He replied, "When I go shopping, I feel like I've been sitting for a long time."

33. 我去看医生，医生问我：“你怎么会得这个病？”我回答：“我不知道，可能是基因吧。”医生说：“那么你的家族基因是什么？”我回答：“似乎是懒惰。”

33. I went to see a doctor, and the doctor asked me, "How did you get this disease?" I replied, "I don't know, maybe it's genetics." The doctor said, "So what is your family's genetic background?" I answered, "It seems to be laziness."

34. 别人笑起来都好看，你不一样。你看起来很滑稽。

34. Everyone else looks good when they laugh, but you're different. You look ridiculous.

35. 不要把自己想的太伟大，要知道，在别人的世界里，你做的再好，也只是个配角。

35. Don't overestimate yourself. Remember, in the world of others, no matter how well you do, you're just a supporting character.

36. 14小时候不爱吃饭，导致现在个矮；现在是爱吃饭了，导致又胖又矮。心疼的抱住胖胖的自己。

36. Not eating well for 14 hours led to my short stature now; now that I love eating, I'm both chubby and short. Hugging myself chubby with affection.

37. 有个人问我，如果每个人都可以通过买**中奖获得财富，那会发生什么事情。我回答：“那所有的经济学定理和财富论都将被视为无效。”

37. Someone asked me, "What would happen if everyone could gain wealth by buying winning tickets?" I replied, "All economic theorems and theories of wealth would be considered invalid then."

38. 那天我去健身房，看见一个人一直在推植物，我很好奇地问他：“为什么不推哑铃或者杠铃？”他回答道：“这个植物比较重，适合我目前的能力。”

38. That day, I went to the gym and saw someone constantly pushing a plant. I curiously asked him, "Why not push dumbbells or barbells?" He replied, "This plant is rather heavy, which suits my current abilities."

39. 7生活二字二十几年来回味得我大小脑抽搐，脊髓痉挛。始终不得要领。

39. The two characters "life" have brought me a headache and brain cramps, as well as spinal cord spasms for over twenty years. I have never grasped the essence of them.

40. 8现在的我们，上不去的是成绩，下不去的是体重，拿得起放不下的是筷子，钻进去出不来的是被窝。

40.8 Now, what we can't climb is our grades, what we can't lose is our weight, what we can pick up but can't put down are chopsticks, and what we can get into but can't get out of is our quilt.

41. 如果你踩到香蕉皮摔倒了，你必须爬起来继续踩。如果你踩在上面，它就不会滑。

41. If you slip on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

42. 13别跟我谈理想，戒了！那玩意儿又不怎么值钱，整不好还会倾家荡产。

42. 13 Don't talk to me about ideals, I've given up on that! That stuff isn't worth much, and if you're not careful, you might even lose everything.

43. 尝试一切。不去尝试怎么知道自己真正做了什么？

43. Try everything. How can you know what you truly did if you don't try?

44. 25出问题多从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没有引力。

44. Many problems often arise from one's own side, don't blame the Earth for not having gravity just because you're constipated.

45. 很多时候你不逼自己，你也知道自己还有能力把事情搞砸。

45. Many times, even without pushing yourself, you know that you still have the ability to mess things up.

46. 所谓两难，就是抬头格局抬头，双下巴低头！

46. What is referred to as a dilemma is: look up and your posture improves, but look down and you get a double chin!

47. 24我之所以成为大龄剩女，原因有两个：一是谁都看不上，二是谁都看不上。

47. The reason why I became an elderly spinster has two reasons: one is that no one is good enough for me, and the other is that no one is good enough for me.

48. “以后别问我是不是单身狗。我们神仙和凡人谈恋爱是违背天理的！”“哎，现在单身狗还能进化成哮天犬吗？”

48. "Don't ask if I'm a single dog in the future. It's against the law of nature for immortals to fall in love with mortals!" "Ah, can a single dog evolve into a howling dog now?"