“低调搞笑，个性签名，简约而不简单。”

"Subtly humorous, signature with personality, simple yet not simple."

1. 当你向某人倾诉时，你希望别人是垃圾桶。谈完了，希望他是一个安全的，无懈可击的。

1. When you confide in someone, you hope they are a garbage can. After talking, you hope they are a safe, impenetrable one.

2. 绝望的时侯抬头看着希望的光芒其实一直存在31、这个世界根本就没有如果，不要再做无谓的期待。

2. When in despair, looking up at the light of hope, actually it has always been there. 31, This world doesn't have a "what if," don't waste your time on vain expectations.

3. 11男人不流氓生理不正常，男人太流氓心理不正常

3.11 A man who is not perverted has normal physiology; a man who is excessively perverted has abnormal psychology.

4. 1春天，我把自己埋在村口的土地里，到了秋天就收获了好多的帅哥。然后我把村里的名字改成“帅哥村”，我也如愿以偿 当上了村长。

4.1 In spring, I buried myself in the land at the village entrance, and by autumn, I had reaped a lot of handsome guys. Then, I renamed the village to "Handsome Village," and as I had wished, I became the village chief.

5. 如果有个人能让你忘掉过去，那TA很可能就是你的未来。

5. If there is someone who can make you forget the past, that person is likely to be your future.

6. 记住，你可以哭可以恨，但不能软弱。因为还有一群人等着看你的笑话。

6. Remember, you can cry and you can hate, but you cannot be weak. Because there is a group of people waiting to laugh at your misfortunes.

7. 13我曾经爱过的男孩，有着世界上最英俊的背影。

7. 13 The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

8. 娶一个像我这样的女人吧，虽然不倾城也不倾国，但足以让你倾家荡产。

8. Marry a woman like me, who may not be as enchanting as a beauty queen or as powerful as a queen, but she is more than enough to make you go broke.

9. 8你别糟蹋青春两字了，你都 立秋 了

9. 8 Don't waste the word "youth" on you, you're already at the start of autumn.

10. 1午夜12点准时下线！否则，公主就会变回灰姑娘。

10. 1 At midnight, 12 o'clock sharp, log off! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into a Cinderella.

11. 顺境为成功者铺设轨道，逆境为杰出者打造天梯。

11. Prosperity lays the track for successful people, while adversity forges the ladder for the outstanding.

12. 2有一天，我梦见自己的钱花光了，醒来一看，口袋真的空空……

12.2 One day, I dreamt that I had spent all my money, and when I woke up, I found my pockets were really empty...

13. 做自己的主人做生活的强者30、想要拥有从未拥有过的东西，就要去做你从未做过的事情。霸气励志说说心情1如果错过了太阳时你流泪了，那么你也要错过群星了。

13. Be the master of yourself, the strong of life. 30. If you want to possess things you've never had, you must do things you've never done. Inspirational and motivational sayings about mood: If you cried when you missed the sun, then you'll also miss the stars.

14. 6碰到一个老陕个性签名：丑女多作怪，黑馍多夹菜。

14. 6 Encountered an old Shaanxi person's signature: Ugly women are full of quirks, black bread is often filled with vegetables.

15. 今天变成历史将来写个故事8、换个角度，世界就会大不相同。

15. Today becomes history; write a story in the future, and from a different angle, the world will be vastly different.

16. 低调做人，你能可进可退，可攻可守，与低处磨练自己，慎言谨行，看到的永远是美丽的天空。

16. Live humbly, and you will be able to advance and retreat, to attack and to defend. By refining yourself through experiences from the lower strata, be cautious in speech and careful in action, and you will always see the beautiful sky above.

17. 5如果我能够看到我的背影，我想它一定很忧伤，因为我把快乐都留在了前面！

17.5 If I could see my own back, I think it would be very sad, because I left all the happiness in the front!

18. 18我的大名叫上帝，小名叫耶稣，英文名God， 法号是如来

18. My full name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my title is如来.

19. 生活里没有太多时间给我盛放悲伤22、年轻没有失败挫折铸造经典23、二零一四年，我要快乐，新的开始、新的坚持，希望一切都是新的，我会好好的！

19. There's not much time in life for me to indulge in sadness. 22. Youth without failure and setbacks cannot forge classics. 23. In 2014, I want to be happy, a new beginning, a new perseverance. I hope everything is new, and I will take good care of myself!

20. 在待人处世中要低调，当自己处于不利地位，或者危险之时，不妨先退让一步，这样做，不但能避其锋芒，脱离困境，而且还可以另辟蹊径，重新占据主动。

20. In dealing with people and situations, one should be modest. When in a disadvantageous position or in danger, it is advisable to take a step back first. By doing so, not only can one avoid the sharp edge and get out of a predicament, but it also allows for a new path to be opened up and regain the initiative.

21. 11你改变不了环境，但你可以改变自己；你改变不了事实，但你可以改变态度；你改变不了过去，但你可以改变现在；你不能控制他人，但你可以掌握自己；你不能预知明天，但你可以把握今天；你不可以样样顺利，但你可以事事尽心；你不能延伸生命的长度，但你可以决定生命的宽度。12要随波逐浪，不可随波逐流。

21. 11 You can't change the environment, but you can change yourself; you can't change the facts, but you can change your attitude; you can't change the past, but you can change the present; you can't control others, but you can master yourself; you can't predict tomorrow, but you can seize today; you can't ensure everything goes smoothly, but you can put your heart into everything; you can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life. 12 Go with the flow, but don't be swept away by the tide.

22. 微机原理闹危机，随机过程随机过，实变函数学十遍，汇编语言不会编!

22. The microcomputer principles are in crisis, random processes just drift by, ten times learning the theory of real functions, and still can't program in assembly language!

23. 32在哪里跌倒 就在哪里躺下

23. Where you fall, there you lie down.

24. 1诚征小MM，共同来灌水；我灌长江头，君灌长江尾。

24.1 I sincerely invite young Misses to join me in watering the garden; I water at the head of the Yangtze River, while you water at the tail.

25. 16锄禾日当午，上学真辛苦。一本小破书，就上一下午。

25. At noon, under the sun, hoeing the fields is truly hard work. A tiny, worn-out book, and it takes up the whole afternoon to study.

26. 子曰：“君子欲讷于言而敏于行。“ ——《论语·里仁》孔子说：“君子说话要谨慎，而行动要敏捷。”

26. Confucius said, "A gentleman should be slow in speaking and quick in acting." —— "Ri Ren" from the "Analects" Confucius said, "A gentleman should be cautious in speech and prompt in action."

27. 一个疯子放弃一个傻子只为一个骗子，值得吗？

27. Is it worth it for a crazy person to abandon a fool for a fraudster?

28. 有智慧的人，是低调的，内心平静，外表谦恭，朴实遮不住才华，低处正可谓是最高。

28. A wise person is modest, innerly calm, and outwardly humble. Their talent cannot be concealed by simplicity, and the lower they are, the higher they truly are.

29. 10人生只有三天，活在昨天的人迷惑；活在明天的人等待；活在今天的人最踏实。

29. In life, there are only three days: those who live in the past are confused; those who live in the future are waiting; and those who live in the present are the most grounded.

30. 1巫师，请转告公主，老子还在披荆斩棘的路上，还有雪山未翻、大河未过、巨龙未杀、美女未泡……叫她继续死睡吧！

30. 1 Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road, braving thorny paths, with yet to conquer snowy mountains, cross vast rivers, defeat dragons, and charm beautiful women... Tell her to keep sleeping on!

31. 人生就像斗地主，刚还是一伙的 一转眼就是敌人。

31. Life is like playing "Doudizhu" (a popular card game), where you can be allies one moment and enemies the next.

32. 7青春就像卫生纸，看着挺多得，用着用着就不够了~

32. Youth is like toilet paper, it seems plenty when you look at it, but it runs out as you use it.~

33. 只要你不断努力，不懈奋斗，就没有什么是你征服不了的。

33. As long as you keep striving and never give up, there is nothing you cannot conquer.

34. 8上帝说:“要有光。”我说:“不批准！”于是我们便有了黑夜。

34. 8 And God said, "Let there be light," but I said, "Not approved!" And so, we were left with darkness.

35. 3你以为我会眼睁睁看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的。

35. 3 Do you think I would just stand by and let you go to your death? I would close my eyes.

36. 要温柔，但不要妥协。我们要在沉默中坚强，不慌不忙。

36. Be gentle but do not compromise. We must be strong in silence, without haste or worry.

37. 20与昨天老死不相往来，与明天执手天荒地老。

37. The number 20 has no communication with yesterday, holding hands with tomorrow to the end of time.

38. 有时候最简单的渴望，却成了最遥不可及的奢求。

38. Sometimes, the simplest desires turn out to be the most elusive luxuries.

39. 7老师的经典谎话，无论好学生还是差学生，我都一视同仁。

39. The classic lie of Teacher 7, I treat good students and bad students equally.

40. 7个性签名：有些男生总是认为女生暴力，其实是他们欠扁。

40. 7 Personality Signatures: Some boys always think girls are violent, but it's actually that they deserve to be beaten up.

41. 低调做人，不耍小聪明，让自己始终处于冷静的状态，在“低调”的心态支配下，兢兢业业，才能做成大事业。

41. Be modest in demeanor, do not show off with small cleverness, and keep yourself always in a calm state. Under the支配 of a "modest" mindset, work diligently and meticulously, and only then can one achieve great undertakings.

42. 人的一生要疯狂一次，无论是为一个人，一段情，一段旅途，或一个梦想

42. One should go crazy at least once in their life, for someone, for a love, for a journey, or for a dream.

43. 18认识陌生人其实很麻烦。许多谎话又得重新说起

43. 18. It's actually quite麻烦 to know strangers. Many lies have to be told again.

44. 8上学怎么了，近视眼怎么了，没必要把这个世界看的太清楚

44. What's wrong with going to school at 8, what's wrong with having myopia, there's no need to see this world too clearly.

45. 6我时常会有自己其实是个爷们儿的错觉，尤其是在给自己刷卡买单的时候

45. 6 I often have the illusion that I am actually a man, especially when I use my card to pay the bill myself.

46. 9我把KONKA的电视遥控器别在裤腰上，假装新买了个NOKIA手机。

46. 9 I pinned KONKA's TV remote on my pants waistband, pretending to have just bought a new NOKIA phone.

47. 6如果朋友可以出卖，每个值五块的话，我也能发笔小财了。

47. 6 If friends could be sold for five dollars each, I could also make a small fortune.

48. 8相亲最大的好处是：如果日后婚姻出问题，你可以把责任推给媒人。

48. The biggest benefit of arranged marriage is: If there are problems in the marriage later on, you can blame the matchmaker.

49. 人的眼睛是黑的，心是红的。有时候眼睛红了，心就黑了。

49. A person's eyes are black, and their heart is red. Sometimes when the eyes are red, the heart becomes black.

50. 人静而后安，安而能后定，定而能后慧，慧而能后悟，悟而能后得。

50. Only when people are quiet can they be at peace; when at peace, they can then be stable; when stable, they can then be wise; when wise, they can then be enlightened; and when enlightened, they can then attain.

51. 20从小学到大学，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心

51. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

52. 4骚归骚，骚有骚的贞操；贱归贱，贱有贱的尊严。

52. 4 The elegant is elegant, with the elegance of its chastity; the humble is humble, with the dignity of its humility.

53. 请保重身体，因为零件搭配不好，极其昂贵。

53. Take good care of your health, as a poor fit of parts is extremely expensive.

54. 如果有错过的人，都会留下路人。没有不公平的命运，是懒惰让你无能。

54. If there are people you've missed, they will leave as strangers. There is no unfair fate; it's your laziness that makes you incompetent.

55. 即使没有人给你鼓掌，也要优雅的谢幕感谢自己认真的付出。

55. Even if no one claps for you, exit gracefully and thank yourself for your serious dedication.

56. 你是成年人了，专心赚钱就好，不要因为爱情添麻烦。

56. You are an adult now, just focus on making money and don't cause trouble because of love.

57. 7女人谨记：一定要吃好玩好睡好喝好。一旦累死了，就别的女人花咱的钱，住咱的房，睡咱的老公，泡咱的男朋友，还打咱的娃。

57. 7 Women, take note: always eat well, have fun, sleep well, drink well. Once you're exhausted to death, others will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your husband, flirt with your boyfriend, and even beat your child.

58. ◆你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！

58. ◆ You have a very creative appearance. Living is your courage. Ugliness was not your intention; it was God who lost his temper. Go on living, without you, who will highlight the beauty of the world!