调戏生活，何其有趣？一串串短句，勾勒出生活的点点滴滴，让欢笑成为日常。

Teasing life, how interesting it is? A series of short sentences, outlining the trivial details of life, turns laughter into a daily occurrence.

1. 我曾经很年轻，现在我很年轻，我很年轻。

1. I was young once, I am young now, and I am young.

2. 世界上没有胖子，瘦子多了，才会有胖子！

2. There are no fat people in the world; there would be more thin people before there could be any fat people!

3. 我经常从梦中醒来，因为我做了一个饥饿的梦，一个饥饿的梦。

3. I often wake up from a dream because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

4. 我这辈子最怕的三件事，第一是怕死，第二是怕生病，第三是怕生病死。

4. The three things I am most afraid of in my life are: first, I am afraid of death; second, I am afraid of getting sick; third, I am afraid of dying from illness.

5. 三分注定，七分靠努力，九十分在老师处。

5. Three parts are predetermined, seven parts depend on effort, and ninety percent lie with the teacher.

6. 永远不要和同一个傻子争论，因为到最后，你也不会知道谁是傻子。

6. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you won't know who the fool is either.

7. 吃货的生活就像一列火车。总结一下，就是吃，吃，吃。

7. The life of a foodie is like a train. In summary, it's all about eating, eating, and eating.

8. 每次看到情侣我都会唱那首歌。分手快乐，祝你幸福。

8. Every time I see a couple, I sing that song. Break up happily, wishing you happiness.

9. 老师:大雄，老师给你元，然后你向胖虎借元，那么你总共有多少钱？大雄:袁。老师:你对数学一窍不通！大雄:你对胖虎一无所知！

9. Teacher: Daxiong, the teacher gives you some money, and then you borrow some money from Panghu, so how much money do you have in total? Daxiong: Yuan. Teacher: You know nothing about mathematics! Daxiong: You know nothing about Panghu!

10. 新时代的女人上了厅堂，翻了篱笆，争了小三，打了流氓，却出不了厨房。

10. Women in the new era have entered the hall, scaled the fence, fought against the third party, beaten up the hooligans, yet they still can't step into the kitchen.

11. 不想接我电话就直说，不要总让别人动来动去帮你跟我说对不起。

11. If you don't want to take my call, just say so, don't always let others move around for you to say sorry for me.

12. 没心没肺，能活百岁，问心无愧，不累。

12. Heartless and carefree, one can live to be a hundred; having a clear conscience, one is not tired.

13. 我不懂音乐，所以有时候不靠谱，有时候跑调。

13. I'm not good at music, so sometimes I'm off-key and sometimes I go out of tune.

14. 昨晚我拿着你的承诺去喂狗，第二天早上发现狗死了。

14. Last night, I took your promise to feed the dog, and the next morning I found the dog had died.

15. 昨天在一个购物中心有一个活动。我听说有周笔畅的歌，所以我去了那里。到了那里才知道有个叫周碧的人。

15. There was an event at a shopping center yesterday. I heard there would be songs by Zhou Bi-chang, so I went there. But when I got there, I found out there was a person named Zhou Bi.

16. 相信你对我来说并不难。我先看看你！

16. It's not hard for me to believe in you. Let me see you first!

17. 我数了数手指，发现你的生活中缺少了我。

17. I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life.

18. 刚刚在微博看到一个女生说很想见赵忠祥。我回复了一个雨季过后，女孩很快回答动物又该交配了。

18. Just saw a girl on Weibo say she really wants to meet Zhao Zhongxiang. I replied with "After the rainy season," and the girl quickly responded that the animals should be mating again.

19. 在这个善变的年代，想要别人记住你，最好的办法就是欠钱不还。

19. In this ever-changing era, the best way to ensure people remember you is to owe money and not repay it.

20. 人不犯我，我不犯人；人若得罪我，礼让三分；人家再逼我，我给你打一针；人们仍然攻击我，消灭草。

20. If no one offends me, I won't offend anyone; if someone offends me, I will show threefold respect; if they continue to pressure me, I'll give you a shot; and if people still attack me, I'll eliminate the weeds.

21. 老师说体检前不能吃不能喝，最后一排默默走出来。老师会吞口水吗

21. The teacher said not to eat or drink before the physical examination, and the last row quietly walked out. Would the teacher swallow saliva?

22. 屁是你吃的& # 39；食物不屈的灵魂。

22. Fart is the soul of the food you've eaten.

23. 为什么我吃德芙的时候从来没见飘过丝带？为什么我吃康师傅从来看不到大块牛肉？

23. Why do I never see any ribbons floating when I eat Dove chocolates? Why can't I see any large chunks of beef when I eat Master Kong instant noodles?

24. 不是我不想做淑女，是生活让我妈变成了泼妇。

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady; it's life that has turned my mother into a shrew.

25. 特别困的时候，道德标准都没醒。老师要小心。

25. During especially difficult times, moral standards are not fully awake. Teachers need to be cautious.

26. 不要说08年大灰狼不吃羊肉。猫和老鼠从2008年开始就不吃老鼠了。

26. Don't say that the big gray wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. The cat and the mouse haven't eaten mice since 2008.

27. 总觉得铺得太整齐的床，会有点安度晚年的意思。嗯，还是比较乱，比较有活力。

27. It always seems to me that a bed made too neatly has a certain sense of comfortably living out one's old age. Well, it's more chaotic, more lively.

28. 发呆，做得好就叫深刻。如果做不好，很可能会睡着。

28. Daydreaming, and if done well, it can be profound. If not, you might very well fall asleep.

29. 你在我面前和别人玩，我像陌生人一样静静的看着。

29. You are playing with others in front of me, and I watch silently as a stranger.

30. 不要每次难过的时候都在那里哭，哭解决不了问题——你得死。

30. Don't cry every time you feel sad; crying won't solve the problem—you have to die.

31. 和一个大神逛街，在公交站发现了五毛钱的差价，然后看到旁边有个乞丐。那货走过去说反正你既然天天在这里，先把毛线借给我，明天还你。

31. While strolling with a big shot, we found a 50-cent discrepancy at a bus stop and then saw a beggar nearby. The big shot walked over and said, "Since you're here every day, why don't you lend me that ball of yarn first? I'll return it tomorrow."