在这个充满温情与共鸣的“单身心案朋友圈”里，每一篇故事都如同璀璨的星辰，照亮着无数孤独灵魂的心房。让我们一同走进这片充满爱与关怀的天地，感受那双十一单身心案背后的深情与故事。

In this warm and resonant "single heart case WeChat circle," every story is like a brilliant star, illuminating the hearts of countless lonely souls. Let us together enter this realm filled with love and care, and feel the deep feelings and stories behind the Singles' Day single heart cases.

1. 小时候被奶奶叫龟孙子，被妈妈叫兔子，长大后被别人叫单身狗。关于一个人一生的动物史。

1. Called a "little turtle" by my grandmother, a "bunny" by my mother, and a "single dog" by others as I grew up. A person's animal history throughout their entire life.

2. 天气很热。我不再是单身狗了。我是热狗。

2. The weather is very hot. I am no longer a single dog. I am a hot dog.

3. 别人找对象，像报警，几分钟就到了；你在找一个人，像破案一样，毫无头绪。

3. When others are looking for a partner, it's like making an emergency call, they arrive in minutes; but when you're searching for someone, it's like solving a crime, with no clues at all.

4. 朋友收到一束花很久了，笑死了~花，我自己的坟也会长。

4. The friend has received a bouquet of flowers for a long time, laughed to death~ Flowers, even my own grave will grow flowers.

5. 告诉我桃花不用开，我自己种下花海。

5. Tell me the peach blossoms don't need to bloom, I will plant my own sea of flowers.

6. 挑战单身100天。今天是第25432天。

6. The 100-Day Challenge for Singles. Today is the 25,432nd day.

7. 今天想和约会对象出去玩，笑死了，手机屏幕上也弄不出来。

7. Today, I wanted to go out with my date and I'm laughing my head off, but I can't even figure it out on the phone screen.

8. 有点羡慕舔狗，他至少敢舔，不敢靠近我的人叫什么？打电话给看门狗

8. A little envious of the sycophant, at least he dares to lick. What do you call the person who dares not get close to me? Call the watchdog.

9. 这么多年的走走停停，对我来说，只有这一百多斤肉。

9. After all these years of walking and stopping, to me, it's only this hundred or so pounds of flesh.

10. 你不能鱼与熊掌兼得，但你可以单身，贫穷。

10. You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

11. 单身久了，别说拧瓶盖了，消防栓都能拧开。

11. Having been single for too long, not only can I twist open bottle caps, but I can even unscrew fire hydrants.

12. 如果我过不好双十一，我就让男朋友过光棍节。

12. If I don't have a good time on Singles' Day, I'll let my boyfriend celebrate as a bachelor on the Double Eleven Day.

13. 如果幸福太难，祝我们富裕。

13. If happiness is too hard, wish us prosperity.

14. 我们说好一起做单身狗，你却偷偷舔猫。

14. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly kissed the cat.

15. 有人相爱，有人夜看海，我只能看着你。一个又一个对象还是死不悔改。

15. Some people are in love, some watch the sea at night, but I can only watch you. One after another, they still refuse to repent.

16. 我不觉得孤独。更浪漫一点，我完全自由了。

16. I don't feel lonely. More romantically, I am completely free.

17. 自从我妈知道单身狗这个词，她就忘了我的名字。

17. Since my mom found out about the term "single dog," she's forgotten my name.

18. 时至今日，仙花依旧盛开。

18. Until today, the fairy flower still blooms.

19. 一个人做事，谁会是我的对象？

19. When I act, who will be my target?

20. 单身这么多年，我没什么好解释的。总的来说，我比较机智，没有朋友。

20. Having been single for so many years, I have nothing much to explain. Overall, I am quite smart but have no friends.

21. 你叫我yyds。我以为你说我是永恒的神，没想到会永远单身。

21. You called me yyds. I thought you were saying I am an eternal god, but I didn't expect to be single forever.

22. 我不是不谈恋爱。我不被需要。

22. I'm not averse to dating. I'm not needed.

23. 我有约会。谢谢你的关心。现在还不打算公开，因为关系不太稳定，有时候做梦都想不到。

23. I have a date. Thank you for your concern. I'm not planning to make it public yet because the relationship is not very stable, and sometimes I can't even imagine it in my dreams.

24. 别人都有甜蜜的爱情。我只有一个光头。

24. Everyone else has a sweet love story. I only have a bald head.

25. 志在山顶的人，不会贪图半山腰的风景。

25. A person who aims for the summit will not be lured by the scenery halfway up the mountain.