个性签名文案，笑出声的瞬间——

Personal signature copywriting, the moment when you laugh out loud.

1. 虽然不能到达，但内心向往。

1. Though it cannot be reached, it is longed for in the heart.

2. 都说女人如衣服，你不穿衣服，好意思出去吗？

2. They always say that women are like clothes. If you don't wear clothes, how can you dare to go out?

3. 9其实任何人仔细看都很丑，能看的过去就不错了

3.9 In fact, anyone who takes a close look can see that it's ugly; it's quite good if you can overlook it.

4. 早晨是一只小鹿，踩在我的额头上，这世界多好。

4. In the morning, a little deer steps on my forehead, and the world is so beautiful.

5. 我的钱包就像个洋葱，每次打开都叫我泪流满面。

5. My wallet is like an onion, every time I open it, it makes me shed tears.

6. 41人世间的感情，一种相濡以沫却厌倦到老，一种相忘江湖却怀念到哭。

6. The emotions in the world of 41 people, a kind of mutual support that wears out with age, and a kind of mutual forgetting in the river and lake that is missed to the point of crying.

7. 我们逃吧，日落银河别在梦里。

7. Let's run away, don't let the setting sun and the Milky Way remain only in our dreams.

8. 如果你没有收拾残局的能力，就不要沉溺于善变的情绪。

8. If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in capricious emotions.

9. 48我们两个笨蛋、正好可以拼凑出一个天才来

9. The two of us, two傻瓜, just happen to make up a genius.

10. 19人生就是场比赛，可是我连上场的资格都没有。

10. Life is a race, but I don't even have the资格 to be on the starting line.

11. 是非在自己，名声在人，不计得失。

11. The right and wrong are within oneself, the reputation is in others' eyes, and one does not calculate gains and losses.

12. 真希望会有一场大大大大的洪水，来把学校淹了。

12. I really wish there would be a massive, massive flood to submerge the school.

13. 22离开的时候，别把门摔的太狠，可能你还要回来

13. When you leave, don't slam the door too hard, as you might come back.

14. 27作为帅哥的最高境界不是泡妞，而是让妞来泡你

14. The ultimate level of being a handsome guy isn't to court girls, but to have girls court you.

15. 5你忘记我们曾说要一起白头的吗怎么你就去染发了？

15. 5 You forgot about our promise to grow old together, right? So why did you dye your hair?

16. 如果你连续1200个月每天都喝上一杯牛奶，你肯定能活100岁！

16. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 consecutive months, you are definitely going to live to be 100 years old!

17. 上联：我爱的人名花有主；下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹。横批：命苦

17. Top couplet: The beloved I love has a master; Bottom couplet: The one who loves me is pitiful to behold. Horizontal banner: Life is hard.

18. 找不到像姐一样好的女人，就不要再出现在我面前

18. If you can't find a woman as good as my sister, don't show up in front of me anymore.

19. 25你就是我喜欢的，千万别做我讨厌的事，我会忍不住打你。

19. 25 You are the one I like, please don't do the things I hate; I can't help but hit you.

20. 15施主你这么欺负贫道，真的很不给耶稣面子啊！

20. 15 Master, you are really being so cruel to this poor monk, and you're not giving Jesus any face at all!

21. 4作为一个无产阶级，我真的无所畏惧，光脚的不怕穿鞋的。

21. 4 As a member of the proletariat, I truly have no fear; those without shoes have nothing to fear from those with shoes.

22. 我觉得孤男寡女的时候女生说好冷是一种耍流氓的行为！

22. I think when a man and a woman are alone, if the woman says "it's so cold," it's a flirtatious behavior!

23. 我想在布满星星和熊的软云上小睡一会儿。

23. I would like to take a little nap on the soft clouds sprinkled with stars and bears.

24. 29我是个胖纸无聊的时候就玩一下肚子！你行么？

24. 29 I'm a chubby guy and play with my belly when I'm bored! Can you do that?

25. 26行为的`礼貌，内心的善良，心灵的纯洁，是判断好与坏的标准

25. 26 Politeness, inner kindness, and purity of heart are the standards for judging what is good and what is bad.

26. 24学渣们，请你们不要，放弃治疗，好好学习，你们还有救。

26. 24 guys, please don't give up on treatment, study hard, you still have a chance.

27. 上化学实验课的时候，老师说：一二排的同学全体往后走

27. During the chemistry experiment class, the teacher said: "Students in the first and second rows, everyone move back."

28. 31失恋并不是一件坏事,那也可能是你下一个幸福的开始。

28. 31 Losing a relationship is not necessarily a bad thing; it may also be the beginning of your next happy chapter.

29. 以爱为目的留在我的身边吧！以永远当做期限吧

29. Stay by my side for the sake of love! Treat eternity as the deadline!

30. 8我真的不想看到你，真的，就算是一眼都不想，就怕自己会吐啊。

30. 8 I really don't want to see you, really, not even for a moment, I'm afraid I might throw up.

31. 29想做一个有深度的人，在没有足够的学历情况下，就需要足够的阅历。

31. If one wants to be a person of depth without sufficient education, they need to have enough experience.

32. 3一直处在一种心有余而睡眠不足，心有余而智商不足，心有余而余额不足的状态。

32. 3 has always been in a state where there is more heart than sleep, more heart than intelligence, and more heart than balance.

33. 22人生就该活得精精彩彩，何必去在意他人说的不好。

33. Life should be lived with excitement and vibrancy, why bother to care about what others say is bad.

34. 枯藤老树昏鸦，学校食堂的涨价，同学饿成瘦马。夕阳西下，麻麻我要回家

34. Withered vines, old trees, and crows in the dusk, the school canteen's price increase, classmates starving thin as horses. The sun sets in the west, Mommy, I want to go home.

35. 每个人都有一个死角，自己走不出来，别人也闯不进来

35. Everyone has a blind spot, where they can't get out and others can't闯 in.

36. 9你去找一个能逗你笑的人吧我做不到，我只能把你帅哭！10好朋友用不了太多，两个就行了，一个肯借钱给你，当他问你要债时另一个肯把他打死。11最怕聊着聊着你突然不回我消息我会想你是不是死了？你丫还有呼吸么？

36. 9 Find someone who can make you laugh; I can't do that, I can only make you cry with how handsome you are! 10 You don't need too many good friends; two is enough, one who will lend you money and another who will kill him if he asks for the debt. 11 What I'm most afraid of is that when we're chatting, you suddenly stop replying to my messages, and I wonder if you're dead? You bastard, do you even have a breath?

37. 18一条关于年纪的搞笑个性签名：我们都在长大，因为每一条皱纹都有了它固定发轨道。

37. 18 A humorous personality signature about age: We are all growing up, because every wrinkle has its fixed track.

38. 32你真像个小孩，我不是说你幼稚，也不说你可爱，你只是特别像我儿子。

38. You really act like a child, I'm not saying you're immature, nor am I saying you're adorable, you're just so much like my son.

39. 22每次吃完水果没多久就会尿尿，真的伤感，感觉自己仅仅只是一台榨汁机。

39. After eating fruit, I need to urinate quite soon, which is really sad. I feel like I'm just a juice extractor.