在熙熙攘攘的都市中，有一个名为“长肉肉的朋友圈”。这里聚集了一群热爱生活、幽默风趣的朋友，他们用一个个轻松诙谐的故事，将快乐传递给每一个人。让我们跟随他们的脚步，一起走进这个充满欢声笑语的“长肉肉的朋友圈”。

In the bustling metropolis, there is a "Circle of Friends Who Love to Gain Weight." Here, a group of friends who love life and are humorous gather, using one light-hearted and amusing story after another to bring joy to everyone. Let's follow their footsteps and enter this circle filled with laughter and happiness, the "Circle of Friends Who Love to Gain Weight."

1. 53长得丑真是难为你了，早上跑出来吓人，晚上跑出来吓鬼。

1. 53, you are truly brave to look ugly. You scare people in the morning and ghosts at night.

2. 17看看你，丰腴娇娃，细眼凤目，多好看啊。

2. Look at you, a plump and lovely girl with slender eyes and phoenix-like eyes, how beautiful you are.

3. 7当伤痛自责过后，我还剩下什么，一个遍体凌伤的自己么。

3.7 After the pain and self-blame have passed, what do I have left, a body covered in injuries?

4. 53老天爷给了我许多长胖的机遇，我还把握住了。

4. 53 The heavens have given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

5. 7你是胖的精致，长在了该长的地方，好看又漂亮。

5.7 You are a chubby delicacy, growing in the right places. You look good and beautiful.

6. 5天，睡了20个小时，最后一门加油啊！其实自拍了，从熬夜第一天，饭到今天早上，真是日渐憔悴，熬到胃疼。7月，生日快乐～我也是20岁的少年了。

6. 5 days, slept for 20 hours, let's go for the last one! By the way, I took a selfie, from the first night of staying up all night to this morning, I have become increasingly emaciated, and it even hurt my stomach. July, happy birthday to you ~ I am also a 20-year-old youth.

7. 39仅有裤子，才就是检验你胖没胖的唯一标准。

7. 39 Only having pants is the only standard to determine if you are fat or not.

8. 43吃饭咬到两腮内侧肌肉的时候，突然觉悟自我是不是脸胖了。

8. When eating, when I bit into the inner muscle of the cheeks, I suddenly realized whether my face had become fatter.

9. 24不知中的什么魔，居然心心念念想吃巧克力味的东西，真是嫌自己不够胖。

9. What kind of devil possessed me, making me crave chocolate-flavored treats all the time? It's as if I'm not satisfied with my weight.

10. 38世界上有许多人想吃却吃不到，我在帮他们完成未尽的事业。

10. 38 There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't, and I am helping them complete their unfinished business.

11. 大家都知道我长胖了，事实证明大家的眼睛都是雪亮的。难怪我总觉得天气变暖了，可以少穿点衣服了。

11. As everyone knows, I've gained weight, and as it turns out, everyone's eyes are sharp. No wonder I've always felt that the weather has been getting warmer, and I can wear less clothing.

12. 假期一事无成有木有快要结束很抓狂有木有跟人学了个好办法，如果你也心情不好的话，那么，自拍吧！不一会你就在自我欣赏和肯定中忘了心情不好这回事啦！

12. There's nothing to show for the holiday, isn't it? It's almost over and I'm feeling really frustrated. But I've learned a good trick from someone: if you're feeling down, take a selfie! In no time, you'll be absorbed in self-admiration and affirmation, and you'll forget all about feeling bad!

13. 58不想就不要去在意，得到就会失去有人走也会有人来。

13. 58 Don't worry about what you don't want, and remember that if you gain something, you will also lose it. Some people will leave, but others will come.

14. 11太胖了容易滋生懒惰，而懒惰的人会被世界所抛弃。

14. Being too overweight tends to breed laziness, and the lazy are often abandoned by the world.

15. 跟大魔看《我是证人》导盲狗被坏人杀死了我咬牙切齿的哭了，大魔说假的假的都是拍**的。结束的时候从不看彩蛋的他瞪着眼睛不放过每一个镜头，终于看到一个杨幂和狗狗自拍的花絮他鸡冻着喊到 宝宝你看你快看 我说了没死吧。

15. Accompanying the big demon to watch "I Am a Witness," I gnashed my teeth and cried when the guide dog was killed by the bad guys. The big demon said, "All the fake stuff is just for the movie." At the end, someone who never watches the extras watched intently, not missing a single shot, and finally saw a behind-the-scenes photo of Yang Mi taking a selfie with the dog. Excitedly, he shouted, "Baby, look, look! I told you she didn't die!"

16. 11很多人都把“做人要大度”理解成了“做人要大肚”。

16. 11 Many people misunderstand the phrase "Be magnanimous in one's actions" as "Be generous in one's stomach."

17. 5其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了就是你的了。

17. 5 In fact, if you like a girl, just buy more food for her to eat. If she gains weight, she's yours.

18. 35胖了胖了去年的裙子今年忒紧了，今天的饭量都比昨天少了。

18.35: I've gained weight! Last year's skirt is too tight this year, and I'm eating less than I did yesterday.

19. 11我好饿呀，但又不太想吃了，最近太能吃了，感觉要长胖的节奏。

19. 11 I'm so hungry, but I'm not really in the mood to eat. I've been eating too much lately, and I feel like I'm on a track to gain weight.

20. 8很多人都把“做人要大度”理解成了“做人要大肚”。

20. 8 Many people misunderstand the phrase "be magnanimous in one's conduct" as "have a big belly in one's conduct."

21. 2有时候就觉得一切都挺没劲的尤其是胖了不少以后。

21.2 Sometimes I feel everything is quite boring, especially after I gained a lot of weight.

22. 32一边觉得自己脸胖的不行，一边吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃吃。

22. 32 felt that their face was extremely chubby, while eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating.

23. 今晚吃了很多烧烤，喝了一瓶可乐，吃了一碗不成功的酸奶蛋糕。我体重增加了。

23. I had a lot of grilled foods tonight, drank a bottle of cola, and ate a bowl of unsuccessful yogurt cake. I have gained weight.

24. 21我以前很瘦未来也很瘦所以我此刻要胖一段时间，不然人生不圆满。

24. Before, I was thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise, my life will not be complete.

25. 13你为什么会近视为了淡看世间事，所以才模糊了双眼。

25. 13 Why are you nearsighted? It's because you look at the world with a faint gaze, so your eyes have become blurred.

26. 19突然发现真的越来越肥了，肚子大的不像样子了，好想把肚子瘦回去啊。

26. 19 Suddenly realized that I'm getting fatter and fatter, my belly is so large it's not like itself anymore. I really want to slim down my belly.

27. 10我的生活可以用九个字概括：随薪所欲，薪尽自然凉。

27. My life can be summarized in nine characters: "Do as one wishes with one's salary, and when the salary is exhausted, it naturally cools down."

28. 25我要瘦成一道闪电照亮所有猥琐的死胖子。

28. 25 I want to lose weight to become a lightning bolt that illuminates all the chubby losers.

29. 我要瘦成一道闪电，照亮所有猥琐的胖子。

29. I want to slim down to the speed of lightning, illuminating all the chubby losers.

30. 23我妈做的饭菜一次次击败了我要减肥的决心！

30. 23. My mom's cooking keeps defeating my resolve to lose weight!

31. 60杰克，船长，只要我下去，你俩就都能坐在这块木板上了。冷？我怎样可能冷。我身上都是脂肪。

31. 60 Jack, Captain, as long as I go down, the two of you can sit on this piece of wood. Cold? How can I be cold? My body is all fat.

32. 58我好饿呀，但又不太想吃了，最近太能吃了，感觉要长胖的节奏。

32. 58 I'm so hungry, but I'm not too keen on eating. I've been eating so much lately, I feel like I'm on a track to gain weight.

33. 43我要瘦成一道闪电，照亮所有的胖子。然而又胖了。

33. 43 I want to lose weight and become as thin as a lightning bolt, illuminating all the chubby people. However, I've gained weight again.

34. 30只有裤子，才是检验你胖没胖的唯一标准。

34. 30 Only having pants is the only standard to determine if you are fat or not.

35. 46很多人都把“做人要大度”理解成了“做人要大肚”。

35. 46 Many people misunderstand the phrase "be magnanimous in one's actions" as "have a big belly in one's actions."

36. 31那脖子上的肉一层盖一层，就像叠叠的浪。

36. The flesh on that neck is layered upon layer, resembling stacked waves.

37. 8只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。

37. 8 As long as you're thin, everything goes with it; if you're fat, nothing matches.

38. 15很多找不到对象的人都喜欢怪别人，长得胖的怪厨师，长得丑的怪理发师！

38. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, those who are overweight blame the chef, and those who are ugly blame the barber!

39. 27管住嘴，迈开腿，对于我这样的死胖子来说，多少还是有点用的啊！

39. "Keep your mouth shut and get moving, it's still somewhat helpful for someone like me, who is a real fatso!"

40. 23我胖的唯一原因，是太小的身体容纳不了我饱满的性格。

40. The only reason I'm fat is that my small body can't contain my full personality.

41. 60我父亲今天突然告诉我，我的脸已经圆了，而且我知道我在家里已经长胖了。

41. 60 My father suddenly told me today that my face has become round, and I know that I have gained weight at home.

42. 43感觉自己现在胖的像大肥一样，吃的越来越多越来越多完全不控制，想吃什么吃什么！

42. 43 Feel like I'm as fat as a pig now, eating and eating more and more without any control, eat whatever I want!

43. 58被我轻盈的动作吓到了？呵呵。要知道脂肪比肌肉轻。

43. Were you startled by my light movements? Haha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

44. 9那时候，梁倩是像刚灌好的香肠，浑身的肉，紧绷绷的。现在呢，像根已经风干的香肠，干得没有了一点水份，肠衣上还析出了一层盐霜。

44. 9 Back then, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all her flesh tight and taut. Now, she is like a sausage that has been air-dried, completely devoid of moisture, with a layer of salt frost crystallized on the casing.

45. 7女人胖是丰满，瘦是苗条，高是修长，矮是玲珑。男人胖是猪，瘦是排骨，高是竹竿，矮是冬瓜！

45. Women who are fat are full-figured, thin are slender, tall are tall and graceful, and short are dainty. Men who are fat are pigs, thin are spindly, tall are bamboo poles, and short are winter melons!

46. 一个胖子的一生就像一个量筒，注定要被人读一辈子。

46. A fat person's life is like a graduated cylinder, destined to be read by others for a lifetime.

47. 15每个人都说我胖，其实我只是瘦的不明显。

47. Everyone says I'm fat, but the truth is I'm just not slender enough.

48. 20抵御寒冬的办法只有储备脂肪，我是说我又长胖了。

48. The only way to withstand the cold winter is to store fat, I mean I've gained weight again.

49. 做男人就要做整天忙事业有责任心的男子汉，而并非就只知道打游戏玩自拍的伪娘

49. A real man should be busy with his career and responsible, not just a pseudo-girl who knows nothing but playing video games and taking selfies.

50. 23时间没有治愈你，是你自己的坚强和努力治愈了自己。

50. 23 hours did not heal you; it was your own resilience and efforts that cured yourself.

51. 15握不住的手还是趁早放开吧，那也太胖了。

51. Let go of the hand you can't hold onto early on; it's too fat.

52. 35最近活的很快乐，无忧无虑的日子真好呀胖了也是小蝎女 ，健身加油！

52. 35 has been living a very happy life lately, and it's really nice to have carefree days. Even if I've gained some weight, I'm still a little Scorpion girl. Keep up the good work with your fitness!

53. 29论大半夜点外卖是个什么心态呢，可能是嫌自己还不够胖吧，抱紧自己的肥肉。

53. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because they think they're not fat enough, hugging their own flab.

54. 8说自我不胖，仅有脸胖的小大真的是可爱死了，想咬一口萌萌的面包脸。

54. 8 claims to not be overweight, but the little big person with only a chubby face is just adorable, I want to take a bite of that cute, bready face.

55. 45不要问我从哪里来，我的故乡在远方，我回不去了，因为我在减肥啊，好基友我们一起加油吧！

55. 45 Don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is far away, I can't go back anymore, because I'm on a diet! Let's work hard together, my good buddy!

56. 45世界上最动听的三个字，不就是“我爱你”，而就是“你瘦了”。

56. The three most beautiful words in the world aren't just "I love you," but also "You have lost weight."