九天之上，含蓄之语，怒斥苍穹。

Above the nine heavens, implicit words, denounce the celestial dome.

1. 你是阿基米德的后代，整天就知道酒吧。

1. You are a descendant of Archimedes, and you spend all day in bars.

2. 不知道有没有狗会要你的屎。

2. I don't know if any dogs would want your feces.

3. 你脑袋里有个大坑！否则，我已经把你的脑袋塞满了太多东西，以至于它没有装满！

3. There's a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I would have stuffed so much into it that it wouldn't have been full!

4. 看到你的时候我突然想到，八戒是个帅哥！看猪圈。这不是你叔叔吗？

4. When I saw you, I suddenly thought, Pig Ba Jie is such a handsome guy! Look at the pigsty. Isn't this your uncle?

5. 不要评判我的外貌，因为我不是靠脸吃饭的，也不要评判我的德行，因为你不比我高贵。

5. Do not judge my appearance, as I do not live off my looks, nor should you judge my character, as you are not nobler than me.

6. 肖邦为什么弹出你的悲伤？你是钢琴吗？

6. Why does Chopin evoke your sorrow? Are you a piano?

7. 你光着身子追了我两公里，我一回头就是流氓！

7. You followed me for two kilometers naked, and whenever I turned around, you were acting like a流氓 (a流氓 means a hooligan or a scoundrel in English).

8. 你留给人类的威胁是如此之大，以至于警察对你毫无办法。

8. The threat you leave behind for humanity is so great that the police have no way to handle you.

9. 你的左脸缺抽，右脸缺踢。驴看见驴踢，猪看见猪踩。

9. You're lacking a slap on your left cheek and a kick on your right cheek. Donkeys see donkeys being kicked, pigs see pigs being trampled.

10. 你好中立你为什么不去泰国改变你的性格？

10. Hi neutral, why don't you go to Thailand to change your personality?

11. 肯定是渣渣中的极品，野兽中的野兽。你看你的小脸瘦的连猪都不像！

11. Absolutely the ultimate dud among duds, the ultimate brute among brutes. Look at your little face, it's so thin it doesn't even look like a pig!

12. 你父亲已经把你的B草烂掉了。为什么还在街上卖B？回家给大家喊你妈出来。

12. Your father has already trampled your B to shreds. Why are you still selling B on the street? Go home and call your mother out for everyone.

13. 就算你喷了大牌香水，我还是闻到了人渣/贱人的味道。

13. Even if you sprayed a big-name perfume, I still smell the stench of a scoundrel/lowlife.

14. 有的人活着，她死了，有的人活着，他早该死了！

14. Some people are alive while she is dead, and some people are alive when they should have died a long time ago!

15. 青春是什么？谁没年轻过？你老了吗？该死!

15. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you getting old? Dammit!

16. 不要相信女人的艺术照，就像不要相信男人的承诺一样。

16. Don't believe a woman's portrait photography, just as you shouldn't believe a man's promises.

17. 我不像你一样在乎。不要再向我暗送秋波了。

17. I'm not as concerned as you are. Stop sending me those covert glances.

18. 穿着这件衣服，动物会变成人。你一穿上它就会变成动物。

18. Wearing this garment, the animal will transform into a human. As soon as you put it on, you will turn into an animal.

19. 如果有人骂你，你骂谁？如果他说话，你说，哦，野兽骂我。

19. If someone curses at you, who do you curse back? If he speaks, you say, oh, the beast curses me.

20. 当你拿起镜子看着自己的时候，你觉得那是多余的。其实你真的是多余的。

20. When you pick up the mirror to look at yourself, you think it's unnecessary. In fact, you really are unnecessary.

21. 你这个婊子太喜欢占便宜了。如果你把别人的真手拿短了，你早就截瘫了！

21. You slut, you're too fond of taking advantage. If you had ever shortened someone else's real hand, you would have been paralyzed from the waist down long ago!

22. 我想咬你，可惜我是穆斯林。

22. I want to bite you, but unfortunately, I am a Muslim.

23. 思想有多远，你就滚多远；像光速一样快地滚动！

23. The farther your thoughts go, the farther you roll; roll as fast as the speed of light!

24. 有人说你是猪！我严肃的批评了他！这怎么可能呢？人怎么能说出自己长什么样？

24. Someone said you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can a person say what they look like?

25. 一头猪和一只企鹅被放在零下20度的冰箱里。第二天企鹅死了，猪没事。为什么？你不知道？对了，猪也不知道！

25. A pig and a penguin were placed in a refrigerator at -20 degrees Celsius. The next day, the penguin was dead, but the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? That's right, the pig doesn't know either!

26. 在遇到你之前，我的生活平淡无奇，没有任何光彩。直到遇见你，我的世界完全黑了！

26. Before meeting you, my life was plain and ordinary, devoid of any shine. It was only after meeting you that my world turned completely dark!

27. 你就像黑夜里的萤火虫，那么明亮，那么出众。所以，请在白天离开。

27. You are like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so outstanding. So, please leave during the day.

28. 当我喜欢你的时候，你就是你所说的那样。当我不喜欢你的时候，你说你是什么？

28. When I like you, you are exactly what you say you are. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

29. 我感觉自己是两头猪，因为一头猪无法形容你的愚蠢！

29. I feel like I am two pigs because one pig cannot describe your foolishness!

30. 昨天，我和朋友打了个赌。我说:世界上没有比猪更蠢的了。结果我输了，所以都是你的错。

30. Yesterday, I made a bet with a friend. I said: There is nothing dumber in the world than a pig. As it turned out, I lost, so it's all your fault.

31. 无论天有多高，海有多深，铁有多硬，风有多强，脚有多长，河有多宽，酒有多烈，冰有多冷，火有多热。。。我只想告诉你这些都不关你的事！

31. No matter how high the sky, how deep the sea, how hard the iron, how strong the wind, how long the feet, how wide the river, how strong the alcohol, how cold the ice, how hot the fire... I just want to tell you that none of these have anything to do with you!

32. 不是每朵花都能代表爱情，但玫瑰做到了；不是每一棵树都能经受干渴，但杨树能；不是每只猪都能看短信，但你做到了。恭喜你！

32. Not every flower can represent love, but the rose does; not every tree can withstand drought, but the poplar can; not every pig can read text messages, but you have. Congratulations to you!

33. 如果一定要把自己和一头猪比，我觉得你至少在两个方面和它不一样:1。可以吃的比它多；2。它比你聪明。

33. If I had to compare myself to a pig, I think you are at least different from it in two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it; 2. It is smarter than you.

34. 你像风一样轻，像水一样温柔，像雾一样朦胧，像月亮一样浪漫，像太阳一样热情，像大海一样包容。总之，你一点也不像人类！

34. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as ethereal as mist, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun, and as embracing as the sea. In short, you are not at all like a human!

35. 不剥你的脸，我还真不知道你脸皮这么厚！

35. If I hadn't peeled your face off, I really wouldn't have known you had such a thick skin!

36. 你疯了还是怎么的？你以为你是谁？就是个傻逼！

36. Are you crazy or what? Who do you think you are? You're just an idiot!

37. 你是吃多了还是吃多了还是吃多了？不要以为自己白得像猪油。

37. Are you eating too much, or too much, or too much? Don't think you're as white as lard.

38. 你父亲在731部队，对吗？我不懂病毒研究，所以研究你。

38. Your father was in the 731 Unit, right? I don't understand virus research, so I studied you.

39. 有些人就是这么无知。如果你不CAOTM，他不会知道你是他的父亲。

39. Some people are just that ignorant. If you don't CAOTM, he won't know that you are his father.

40. 你真的很无辜。如果你能滚得和光速一样快，我鼓励你超越光速。

40. You are really innocent. If you could roll at the speed of light, I would encourage you to exceed the speed of light.