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面书号 2025-01-16 03:41 8


在这个充满活力的朋友圈,我们寻找着志同道合的伙伴。

In this vibrant circle of friends, we are seeking like-minded partners.

1. 睫毛弯弯,那是心电的感应,我在远方牵挂你;嘴角弯弯,那是幸福的证据,我在他乡思念你;饺子弯弯,那是冬至的标志,我用短信问候你。呵呵,冬至了,愿你幸福快乐每一天。

1. Eyelashes curved, that's the induction of electrocardiogram, I miss you from afar; lips curved, that's the evidence of happiness, I miss you in a foreign land; dumplings curved, that's the symbol of Winter Solstice, I send you greetings through text messages. Haha, it's Winter Solstice, may you be happy and joyful every day.

2. 不要嫌弃我幼稚,我会为不熟悉的人动脑。

2. Don't disdain me for being naive, I will use my brain for unfamiliar people.

3. 如果可能的话,还是分开再接受吧。

3. If possible, it's better to receive them separately.

4. 让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人,是你最爱的人。让你笑到没心没肺那个人,是最爱你的人,而承诺,有时候,就是一个骗子说给一个傻子听的。

4. The person who makes you cry to the point of heartbreak is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh until you have no heart or mind is the one who loves you the most, and sometimes, a promise is just a lie told to a fool.

5. 我生气的时候一定要哄我,买吃的给我,等老子吃饱了打死你。

5. When I'm angry, you must pacify me. Buy me food, and wait till I'm full; then I'll beat you to death.

6. 人生无奈又无趣。

6. Life is futile and uninteresting.

7. 冬至之日问候到,情谊绵绵围你绕。天寒添衣可知晓,出门预防人滑倒。健健康康无病扰,家人欢笑每一秒。愿你快快乐乐,如意拥抱!

7. Greetings on the Winter Solstice day, the warmth of affection wraps around you. As it gets cold, remember to add clothes; when you go out, be cautious of slippery paths. Stay healthy and free from illness, and enjoy every moment of laughter with your family. May you be happy and everything go your way, with a warm embrace!

8. 我不是胖,我只是一条美人鱼,在海里待的时间太久泡肿了。

8. I'm not fat; I'm just a mermaid who has been submerged in the sea for too long and got bloated.

9. 真爱,就是对你的一切缺点都熟视无睹,并且能无限放大你的优点的人。

9. True love is the ability to overlook all your shortcomings and to infinitely amplify your virtues.

10. 胖怎么了!吃你家糖醋排骨红烧牛肉醋溜白菜麻婆豆腐水煮鱼了

10. What's wrong with being fat! Have you eaten your home-made sweet and sour pork ribs, braised beef in soy sauce, sauteed cabbage with vinegar, Mapo tofu, and boiled fish?

11. 相似的人适合一起欢闹,互补的人适合一起变老。

11. People who are similar are suited for joyous times together, while people who complement each other are meant for growing old together.

12. 饺子饱,尖尖角,冬至到,吃饺子,白亮亮,热腾腾,去寒冷,家家户户吃饺子,开开心心好日子,祝你冬至吃的开心温暖。

12. Jiaozi (dumplings) are full, with pointed corners, the Winter Solstice arrives, and it's time to eat jiaozi. They are white and bright, hot and steaming, driving away the cold. Every household eats jiaozi, enjoying a happy day. Wishing you a joyful and warm Winter Solstice.

13. 离开永远比相遇更容易,因为相遇是几亿人中一次的缘分,而离开只是两个人的结局。相遇难,分手易,但世人看不到有缘无份的熙攘,总以为机会无限,所以不珍惜眼前人。

13. It's easier to leave than to meet, because a meeting is a once-in-a-billions chance among hundreds of millions of people, while parting is just the end of a relationship between two individuals. Meeting is difficult, and parting is easy, but most people do not see the bustling world of those who have a destiny but no relationship, and always believe that opportunities are limitless, so they do not cherish those in front of them.

14. 有些人,也许从未想过会有交集,可是冥冥中注定一样,就走在了一起。有些人,曾经同甘共苦,患难与共,一起走过了一年,两年,三年,或者更长的时间,却淡却了。

14. Some people, perhaps never thought they would have an intersection, yet fatefully, they ended up walking together. Some people, who once shared both happiness and hardship, endured together for a year, two years, three years, or even longer, have gradually lost their passion.

15. 大概是你又有了别人陪伴,所以我就这样悄悄退场也没关系。

15. It's probably because you have someone else to accompany you, so it's fine for me to quietly exit the scene.

16. 我忘不了。我承认我终究忘不了你那致命的承诺。

16. I can't forget. I admit that I will never forget your deadly promise.

17. 低头就低头。你头上没有王冠。

17. Bow down, and bow down. There is no crown upon your head.

18. 做题前先想想出题者的用意,我觉得他想我死。

18. Before doing the questions, think about the intention of the question setter, I think he wants me to fail.

19. 人生不可能总是顺心如意,但持续朝着阳光走,影子就会躲在后面。刺眼,却是对的方向。

19. Life is not always smooth sailing, but by consistently moving towards the sunlight, the shadow will hide behind. It may be blinding, but it is in the right direction.

20. 最近总有人夸我很帅,我想了一晚上没想通究竟是谁走漏了风声。

20. Lately, people have been complimenting me on how handsome I am, and I've been pondering all night trying to figure out who leaked the news.

21. 年轻的时候我们放弃,以为那只是一段感情,后来才知道,那是我们的一生。

21. In our youth, we gave up, thinking it was just a period of affection, but later we realized, it was our entire life.

22. 我不需要建议,不需要赞同,我喜欢。

22. I don't need advice, I don't need approval, I like it.

23. 我当然不会看月亮。我想要月亮来找我。

23. Of course, I would not watch the moon. I want the moon to come to me.

24. 没有能力装逼的人,有能力装逼的人。

24. People who are unable to show off, people who are able to show off.

25. 我的财富并不是因为我拥有很多,而是我要求的很少。

25. My wealth is not because I own a lot, but because I require very little.

26. 一个人若是真心喜欢另一个人,因爱生怖,什么都会变得患得患失。

26. If one truly loves another, fear can arise from love, making everything seem to be a matter of anxiety and loss.

27. 我们有多长时间没联系了。你一直不曾回头,我却始终对你微笑。

27. How long has it been since we last contacted each other? You never looked back, but I have always smiled at you.

28. 手机你这么快就没电了,告诉我你对谁放电了。

28. Your phone is running out of battery so quickly, tell me who you're charging up with.

29. 忧郁是因为自己无能,烦恼是由于欲望得不到满足,暴躁是一种虚怯的表现。

29. Melancholy stems from one's own inability, distress is due to unfulfilled desires, and irritability is a manifestation of timidity.

30. 转眼冬至到,为你送水饺:自己,自己捏的幸福褶,用那没有污染的纯洁水,用心中熊熊燃烧的祝福火焰,咕嘟咕嘟地煮好。愿你吃了水饺,寒意消,温暖到,烦恼尽除,一切都好!

30. The winter solstice is upon us, and I send you dumplings: happiness wrinkles I've molded myself, cooked with pure, uncontaminated water, and a burning flame of blessings in my heart. May you eat the dumplings and feel the chill disappear, warmth envelop you, all worries vanish, and everything be just fine!

31. 如果把世上每一个人的痛苦放在一起,再让你去选择,你可能还是愿意选择自己原来的那一份。

31. If you were to combine the suffering of every single person in the world and then allow you to choose again, you might still prefer to choose the portion that was originally yours.

32. 最长的黑夜里,有黎明的讯息。最冷的寒冬里,有温暖的问候。最平淡的日子里,有贴心的关怀。最美好的记忆中,有我与你同行。冬至快乐!

32. In the darkest night, there is the message of dawn. In the coldest winter, there are warm greetings. In the most ordinary days, there is heartfelt care. In the best memories, there is me walking with you. Happy Solstice!

33. 千不如意的睡眠也就过得去了。

33. Even with 33 sleepless nights, it's just something you have to endure.

34. 请不要把我对你的容忍,当成你不要脸的资本。

34. Do not take my tolerance for you as your capital for shamelessness.

35. 有些人一不开心就拼命吃,我不一样,我开不开心都拼命吃。

35. Some people eat frantically when they're not in a good mood, but I'm not like that; I eat frantically whether I'm happy or not.

36. 爱情才是最残酷的比赛,准备了那么久,努力了那么多,却永远不知道结果。

36. Love is the most cruel competition. You prepare for so long and work so hard, yet you never know the outcome.

37. 她不漂亮,不不,一个女人漂亮,是代表大方、有学问、有见地、拿得起、放得下、够潇洒,她只是一个美丽的女人。

37. She is not beautiful, no, not at all. A beautiful woman represents generosity, scholarship, insight, the ability to take on and let go, and sufficient elegance. She is just a beautiful woman.

38. 今日冬至,装满一车幸福让平安开道,抛弃一切烦恼让快乐与你拥抱,存储所有温暖将寒冷赶跑,释放一生真情让幸福永远对你微笑!

38. Today is the Winter Solstice, fill a truck with happiness, let peace pave the way, abandon all worries, let joy embrace you, store all warmth to drive away the cold, and let true feelings throughout your life bring you eternal happiness!

39. 所谓一见钟情,就像你的样子。

39. What we call "love at first sight" is just like your appearance.

40. 做一个女人要做得像一幅画,不要做一件衣裳,被男人试完了又试,却没人买,试残了、旧了,五折抛售还有困难。

40. To be a woman, one should be like a painting, not like a dress that has been tried on and off by men, yet no one wants to buy it. Once it's worn out and old, selling it at half price even becomes difficult.

41. 爱情是互补的,一想到男朋友很差劲是因为自己太优秀,就不那么生气了。

41. Love is complementary; I'm not as angry anymore when I think that my boyfriend is not very good because I am too outstanding.

42. 当初我看上你,因为我脑子进水了,现在我脑子抖干了。

42. I initially fancied you because I had water in my brain, but now my brain is dry.

43. 人字写起来容易,做起来难;心语很简单,但是很难理解。

43. It's easy to write the character for 'man', but hard to act it out; the words of the heart are simple, yet difficult to understand.

44. 教练:让另一个教练教你吧,他年纪大了不怕你折腾,我还年轻!学员:我……

44. Coach: Let another coach teach you, he is older and doesn't mind you causing trouble, I'm still young! Trainee: I...

45. 我不在你身边的这段时间,出完门赶紧回家,不要太晚,说真的,最近晚上总有人偷狗,我怕你出事。

45. During this time when I'm not with you, please make sure to go out and come back home as soon as possible without staying out too late. To be honest, there have been cases of people stealing dogs at night recently, and I'm worried about your safety.

46. 我们常常安慰自己,大不了只是回到原点,可是我们心里都明白,没有什么能回到原点。记忆作祟,时光荏苒,看似从孑然一身又回到孑然一身,但我们再也不是原点的那个自己。

46. We often comfort ourselves by thinking that at worst, we'll just return to the starting point, but deep down, we all know that nothing can truly return to the starting point. Memory haunts us, time passes by, and it seems like we've gone from being alone to being alone again, but we are no longer the same person we were at the starting point.

47. 遇到欣赏你的人,学会笑纳。遇到你欣赏的人,学会赞美;遇到嫉妒你的人,学会低调。遇到你嫉妒的人,学会转化;遇到不懂你的人,学会沟通。遇到你不懂的人,学会理解!

47. When you meet someone who admires you, learn to accept their admiration with a smile. When you meet someone you admire, learn to praise them. When you encounter someone who is envious of you, learn to be modest. When you encounter someone you are envious of, learn to transform your envy. When you meet someone who doesn't understand you, learn to communicate. When you encounter someone you don't understand, learn to understand them!

48. 寒冷“冬至”飞雪扬,刺骨北风叫人寒。锻炼运动早起床,喝碗热粥精神爽。午餐杂食羊姜汤,暖身健胃防风寒。祝君养生身体棒,顶风冒雪抗严寒。

48. On the cold "Winter Solstice," flying snowflakes and piercing north winds make one shiver. Rise early for exercise and movement, sipping a bowl of hot congee to refresh your spirit. For lunch, enjoy a mixed dish with mutton and ginger soup, warming up your body and strengthening your stomach to guard against the cold. May you keep healthy and strong, braving the wind and snow to withstand the severe cold.

49. 有些话说与不说都是伤害,有些人留与不留都会离开。

49. Some words cause harm whether spoken or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

50. 一些人会按你说的做,但更多人都会按你做的做。

50. Some people will do as you say, but more people will do as you do.

51. 其实有钱的人都很低调,就比如我天天骑自行车,谁也不知道我家里还有辆电动车。

51. In fact, wealthy people are usually very低调, just like me, I ride a bicycle every day, and no one knows that I also have an electric car at home.

52. 冬至之时,传授你御寒之诀窍:动物要吃,植物不少;果蔬配上,青春不老,步子多走,被窝少躺,维A多补,御寒之药!

52. At the time of the Winter Solstice, I impart to you the secrets of keeping warm: Feed both animals and a decent amount of plants; combine fruits and vegetables to keep youth eternal, take more steps and spend less time in bed, supplement with vitamin A, and the medicine to ward off the cold!

53. 长大后,我觉得最遗憾的事就是辜负了小时候的梦想,没能活成我当时想象的样子。

53. As I grew up, I think the most regrettable thing is that I disappointed my childhood dreams and couldn't live up to the image I had imagined back then.

54. 不要让人轻易得到你,不然你会很容易被忘记。

54. Don't let people get to you easily, otherwise you will be easily forgotten.

55. 红梅俏梳妆,冬至渐渐凉;一碗老鸭汤,暖胃暖心房;肉蛋鱼果蔬,日日都点上;进补遵医嘱,乱补五内伤;常搓手脚背,冻疮不生长。小小贴士,愿君无恙!

55. The red plum blossoms are comely in their grooming, as the winter solstice approaches, the weather grows gradually cooler; a bowl of old duck soup, warms the stomach and heart; meat, eggs, fish, vegetables, and fruits are on the menu every day; take supplements as advised by the doctor, avoid haphazardly replenishing and causing internal harm; frequently rub the backs of your hands and feet, prevent frostbite from growing. A little tip, may you stay well!

56. 励志,是穷人干的事情,有钱人都在假装教人放下。

56. Motivation is something that the poor do, while the rich pretend to teach others to let go.

57. 爱情,最好是毫不费力的爱上对方。费尽心力的追求,即便成功了,也是感动大于爱情。当某一天,那个真正能征服TA的人出现了,你还是会失去TA。感动和爱情,终归是两回事。

57. Love, ideally, is best when it comes effortlessly. Pursuing with all your effort, even if you succeed, will make you feel more moved than in love. When the day comes that the person who can truly conquer them appears, you will still lose them. Emotion and love are fundamentally different from each other.

58. 你淡定是因为你不怕死 ,我比你淡定是因为我不怕你死。

58. You are calm because you are not afraid of death; I am more calm than you because I am not afraid of you dying.

59. 后来,我们只有我,没有我们。不愿做朋友,不敢做恋人。这是世界上最遥远的距离。

59. Later, there was only me, no 'us.' Unwilling to be friends, too afraid to be lovers. That is the most distant distance in the world.

60. 你想从我这里知道什么,就色-诱我,我就吃这套。

60. If you want to know something from me, seduce me with your charm, and I'll fall for it.

61. 每个人都有他的路,每条路都是正确的。人的不幸在于他们不想走自己那条路,总想走别人的路。

61. Everyone has his own path, and every path is the right one. The misfortune of people lies in the fact that they do not want to walk their own path, but always want to walk the path of others.

62. 每件事情最后的结果一定是好的,如果不好,说明还没到最后。

62. The ultimate outcome of everything is always good; if it's not, it means it's not yet the final moment.

63. 不满足是前进的动力,不在乎是堕落的氧气。很满足是快乐的土壤,很在乎是苦痛的根源。

63. Dissatisfaction is the driving force for progress, while indifference is the oxygen for decline. Great satisfaction is the soil for happiness, and great concern is the root of suffering.

64. 我一生气就想买东西,一买东西就得花钱,一花钱钱就少,钱一少我就生气……

64. Whenever I get angry, I want to buy things. Whenever I buy things, I have to spend money. Whenever I spend money, I have less of it, and when I have less money, I get angry...

65. 上班躺着吃东西的时候醒了。

65. Woke up while lying down and eating at work.

66. 太爱一个人,就会从眼睛里流出来。

66. Love someone too much, and it will come out of your eyes.

67. 失落和嫉妒是告白,比告白更可爱。

67. Loss and jealousy are an admission, and they are cuter than an admission.

68. 冬至是个好日子,笑口常开吃美食。北吃饺子南汤圆,一口一个吐心愿。一个饺子一种馅,五彩生活笑开颜;一个汤圆一个型,四季健康伴你行!

68. The Winter Solstice is a good day, keep smiling and enjoy delicious food. In the north, we eat dumplings, in the south, we eat glutinous rice balls, and with each bite, we express our wishes. One dumpling, one filling, a colorful life that brings joy; one glutinous rice ball, one shape, four seasons of health accompanying you!

69. 世界那么大,没钱能去哪去买个地球仪吧,不但能看看,还可以转转……。

69. The world is so vast, where can one buy a globe with no money? Not only can you look at it, but you can also spin it around...

70. 我爱云端的诗,活在泥土里,岁月里一直洒脱。

70. I love the poetry of the clouds, living in the soil, always carefree through the years.

71. 不要为了迎合大家,把自己搞得那么累,尽量让大家开心。你会忘记如何笑。

71. Don't overexert yourself to please everyone, try to make everyone happy. You might forget how to laugh.

72. 有时候失望到一定程度后,反而会开出一朵花来。那种花的名字是,没关系。

72. Sometimes, after being disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it's okay.

73. 我想跟你在海边数星星,等到你睡着时,把你钱包偷走。

73. I want to count stars with you by the seaside, and then steal your wallet when you fall asleep.

74. 我宁愿在梦里有悲伤的回忆,也不愿清醒地忘记你。

74. I would rather have sad memories in my dreams than forget you while awake.

75. 体操和音乐并重,才能得到完整的人格。

75. Gymnastics and music should be given equal emphasis to achieve a complete personality.

76. 刻意制造条件去考验情人的做法都是自讨苦吃,经不起考验的人也许在常态下一辈子都是值得爱的人,你非得摔瓷器来证实它结实,那失望是必然的。

76. Deliberately creating conditions to test your lover is only asking for trouble, and those who cannot withstand the test may be worthy of love in everyday life. You have to smash porcelain to prove its sturdiness, and the disappointment is inevitable.

77. 她热切的脸,如夜雨般萦绕在我的梦中。

77. Her eager face, like the lingering rain at night, haunts my dreams.

78. 你总是无情地笑,给人一种你不会哭的错觉。

78. You always laugh without compassion, giving people the impression that you will never cry.

79. 对不起,无聊的时候不要来找我,我不会在。

79. Sorry, don't come to me when you're bored, I won't be around.

80. 我心眼小但是不缺,我是脾气好,但不是没有。

80. I have a small heart but not a lack of it. I am easygoing, but not without my脾气.

81. 动动手,把温暖裹紧,动动脚,让健康紧跟,动动嘴,把饺子下肚,拍拍胸,让心情缤纷,眨眨眼,把祝福浏览,咧咧腮,让幸福无垠。祝你冬至快乐!

81. Get your hands moving to wrap yourself in warmth, get your feet moving to keep health close, open your mouth to enjoy dumplings, pat your chest to let your mood be colorful, blink your eyes to browse blessings, and grin to let happiness be boundless. Wishing you a happy Winter Solstice!

82. 昨天是过去,明天是未来,我们只能把握今天。

82. Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, we can only grasp today.

83. 冬至又来到,祝福少不了,祝:心情好一冬,健康益一冬,温暖保一冬,舒服过一冬,勤奋干一冬,美好又一冬,祝你过好冬!

83. The Winter Solstice is here again, blessings are in abundance. Wishing you: a joyful winter, enhanced health throughout the winter, warmth all winter long, comfort during the winter, diligence all winter, and another beautiful winter. May you have a wonderful winter!

84. 当你知道你的爱对对方不仅无益,反而有害的时候,当这种爱曾使自己和对方陷入众叛亲离的境地的时候,当自己和对方的爱危害到无辜的第三者或更多的人的时候,就是你的爱情应该止步的时候了!

84. When you realize that your love is not only beneficial but harmful to the other person, when this love has once led both of you into a situation of being alienated by everyone, when the love of both of you is harming an innocent third party or more people, it is time to put an end to your love!

85. 独处,是一种非常重要的能力。一个人如若畏惧独处、讨厌寂寞、稍稍闲下来就有呼朋引伴的冲动,那至少能证明其精神力量还很薄弱。

85. Solitude is an ability that is very important. If a person fears solitude, dislikes loneliness, and has the urge to seek company as soon as they have a moment of leisure, it at least proves that their spiritual strength is still weak.