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呼噜声搞笑句子简短:轻松一刻,笑翻网友!

面书号 2025-01-15 21:27 8


“咯咯咯,咯咯咯……”一阵清脆的笑声在静谧的夜晚中回荡,打破了夜的宁静。是谁在月色下,用笑声编织着一个个欢乐的梦?且听,那些咯咯咯的笑声,讲述着一个个温馨的故事。

"Chicka chicka..." A crisp burst of laughter echoed through the tranquil night, breaking the silence of the night. Who is it under the moonlight, weaving dreams of joy with laughter? Listen, those giggles tell warm stories one after another.

1. 补觉应早睡而不是晚起,可是多少人是得了晚睡的病,却没有晚起的命。

1. Catching up on sleep should mean going to bed early, not waking up late, but how many people have the disease of staying up late but don't have the fate of waking up late.

2. 吃饭咂巴嘴睡觉打呼噜听歌敲桌子洗澡放音乐,这都什么毛病

2. Chewing with mouth noises while eating, snoring while sleeping, knocking on the table while listening to songs, and playing music while taking a bath. What kind of problems are these?

3. 没睡几小时就起床赶飞机,好困。出德国就没网了,准备好暴走一天啦,保佑我不迷路。

3. Got up after only a few hours of sleep to catch the plane, feeling so exhausted. I've lost internet access since leaving Germany, so I'm prepared to wander around all day. Please, please don't let me get lost.

4. 世界上最痛苦的事,莫过于眼睁睁看着你爱的人爱上了别人。

4. The most painful thing in the world is to watch helplessly as the person you love falls in love with someone else.

5. 大半夜睡不着,可是想起你贱贱的样子就想笑。

5. I can't sleep in the dead of night, but just thinking about your cunningly foolish appearance makes me want to laugh.

6. 我努力练习微笑,以为那样就会变成不哭的人。

6. I tried hard to practice smiling, thinking that doing so would make me stop crying.

7. 13把自己早已腐朽的躯体装进棺材,从此红尘琐事与我一概无关,我输给了网络败给了现实,我真的累了

7. 13. Put my already decayed body into a coffin, and from then on, all trivial matters of the world have nothing to do with me. I have lost to the internet and been defeated by reality; I am truly tired.

8. 你的鼾声,尽管我的眼皮在打架,我的头脑却异常清醒。让我们去做作业吧。

8. Your snoring, despite my eyelids struggling, my mind is unusually clear. Let's do our homework.

9. 根本睡不着。三个小时后,我没能睡着。明天我会戴一只熊猫眼。蚊子真好,鼾声真好。

9. I can't sleep at all. Three hours later, I still couldn't fall asleep. Tomorrow I'll have panda eyes. Mosquitoes are so good, snoring is so good.

10. 自作多情的后果就是自取其辱,旧情复燃的后果就是重蹈覆辙。

10. The consequence of over-romanticizing is to bring disgrace upon oneself, and the consequence of rekindling old feelings is to repeat the same mistakes.

11. 10这世上早上很多事情明白的时候,已经太迟太迟了。

11. When many things in this world become clear in the morning, it's already too late, too late.

12. 心里好烦好累说说伤感篇

13. 2曾经想方设法用尽心思换回你的一个笑容,现在想想都觉得可笑

12. Feeling so troubled and exhausted, here's a section about sadness. 13. 2 Once, I tried every possible way and exhausted all my thoughts just to win back a smile from you, and now when I think about it, it even seems ridiculous.

14. 人的心只容得下一定程度的绝望,海绵已经吸够了水,即使大海从它上面流过,也不能再给它增添一滴水了。

14. The human heart can only accommodate a certain degree of despair; the sponge has already absorbed enough water, and even if the sea flows over it, it cannot add a single drop more.

15. 虽然结局很难过,但过程还是很难忘。谢谢你,给了我那么多美丽的回忆;谢谢你带给我的那些快乐。

15. Although the ending was very sad, the process was still unforgettable. Thank you for giving me so many beautiful memories; thank you for the happiness you brought me.

16. 你变老猫了还是怎么样?睡觉打呼噜,嘴上的色素沉淀越来越多,还断了半颗獠牙

16. Have you turned into an old cat or what? You snore while sleeping, there's more and more pigmentation on your mouth, and you've even lost half of a canine tooth.

17. 3突然知道自己高估了在别人心中位置的感觉就像有人用嘲笑扇了我一耳光不具体却很疼。

17.3 The feeling of suddenly realizing that I overestimated my position in others' hearts is like someone slapping me with a joke, not specific but very painful.

18. 心要是累了24小时的补充睡眠也不能让我精神百倍

18. The heart is tired, and even 24 hours of additional sleep can't make me feel fully rejuvenated.

19. 东皋薄暮望,徙倚欲何依。树树皆秋色,山山唯落晖。

19. Looking towards Donggao at dusk, I lean and hesitate, not knowing where to depend. Each tree is painted in autumn hues, each mountain only bathed in the setting sun's glow.

20. 结婚六年,最近白天上班晚上带孩子有点累睡觉打呼噜,他竟然嫌我了,睡到半夜自己睡沙发了,呵呵呵呵,你知道你六年来每天晚上都打吗?

20. After being married for six years, I've been feeling exhausted lately, working during the day and taking care of the kids at night. I'm snoring while sleeping, and he actually started to complain about me. He even sleeps on the sofa in the middle of the night, hahaha, do you know that you've been snoring every night for the past six years?

21. 大海啊大海,希望未来我脑子里全是男朋友的呼噜声和大海的声音。

21. O great sea, sea, I hope in the future all that's in my mind is the snoring of my boyfriend and the sound of the sea.

22. 天生的乐天派,无论是生活中的烦恼还是工作上的压力,他们都能以一种乐观的心态去对待,虽然有时候偶尔也会心烦,但射手座人比其他任何星座都要想得开。因此,他们通常遇到挫折的概率也要小得多。另外,敢于尝试的他们,对于挫折、失败往往会有足够的心理准备。

22. Natives of Sagittarius are naturally optimistic. Whether it's烦恼 (troubles) in life or pressure at work, they can approach them with an optimistic attitude. Although they might occasionally feel annoyed, Sagittarius people are more open-minded than any other zodiac sign. Therefore, they also have a much lower probability of encountering setbacks. Moreover, those who dare to try are often well-prepared psychologically for setbacks and failures.

23. 这位好汉睡觉前一直循环打呼噜,假装睡着,又醒过来的过程,好笑又气人。

23. This heroic figure kept snoring in a loop before going to sleep, pretending to be asleep and then waking up again, which was both amusing and irritating.

24. 13渐渐的才发现,沉默才是我们最近唯一的话题。

24. 13 Slowly, it dawned on us that silence had become our only topic of late.

25. 人生就是一场无悔的修行。而思念就是这场修行中美丽的孤独。我用你的忧伤和喜悦润笔,翩然行走在字里行间。把伤感埋在记忆的角落,叠起千层牵挂,让你的容颜不添沧桑,唯美清新,渲染我五彩的迷梦。

25. Life is a journey without regrets. And longing is the beautiful solitude in this journey. I write with the sorrow and joy you possess, gracefully moving between the lines. I bury the sadness in the corners of memory, stacking up layers of concern, so that your appearance remains unmarred by time, purely beautiful and fresh, coloring my colorful dream.

26. 不要因为它的失去而哭,应当为曾经拥有而笑。

26. Do not cry because it is gone; rather, laugh because you had it.

27. 7我心就这么一颗随你伤使劲伤,也许哪天你伤够了我也累了。

27. My heart is like this, ready to be hurt as much as you want. Maybe one day you'll have hurt me enough, and I'll be tired too.

28. 还不如不让某人回家,呼噜声,磨牙声此起彼伏,还一个劲的踹我。

28. It's better not to let someone go home. Snoring and grinding teeth are going on, and they keep kicking me.

29. 是我的终究是我的,我终归是你的一个过客,你一直不爱我,注定我和你就是什么都不会产生,注定,注定只是注定,不论我怎样超过,不论我怎样想近你,你还是会离开我的,我好想你,好想好想你,好想好想见你。

29. What is meant to be mine will be mine, and I will always be just a passerby in your life. You have never loved me, and it is predetermined that nothing will ever come from us, it is predetermined, predetermined as it is, no matter how much I may surpass, no matter how much I may long to be near you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, I miss you so, so much, I really, really want to see you.

30. 4当我累了请你扔下我的心离开我让我休息一下好吗

30. 4 When I'm tired, please throw my heart away from me and let me rest for a while, okay?

31. 如果吴青峰睡觉打呼噜的话,那我就不想睡他了。

31. If Wu Qingfeng snores while sleeping, then I wouldn't want to sleep with him.

32. 不要过分信赖别人,即便是你的影子,也会在黑暗中离开你。

32. Do not overly trust others, even if it's your shadow, it will leave you in the dark.

33. 老是说要健忘要健忘,实在是等自己不要去在意。

33. Always talking about forgetting, forgetting, it's actually just waiting for oneself not to care.

34. 12你对我的承诺跟烟火一样,虽然美丽但是说变就变,下一秒就可能消失不见。

34. 12 Your promise to me is like fireworks, beautiful but changeable, and could vanish at any moment, the next second.

35. 空气令人窒息,花草含泪开放的,飞鸟永远被无形的囚笼笼罩,鱼儿注定卑下。脚下的蚂蚁啊,你是否拥有生命,也就只是我脑中一闪而过的意念了吧。

35. The air is suffocating, the flowers and grass weep as they bloom, birds are forever shrouded in invisible cages, and fish are destined to be lowly. Ants beneath my feet, do you possess life, or are you just a fleeting thought in my mind?

36. 上了一夜班,明明很累然而这个点还是睡不着什么鬼

36. After working a night shift, I'm exhausted, but for some reason, I still can't fall asleep at this hour. What the heck?

37. 不要喝奶茶,此时不能睡觉。不知道是隔音不好还是隔壁大哥的鼾声太大,你听得太清楚了。

37. Don't drink bubble tea; you shouldn't be sleeping right now. I don't know if it's because the sound insulation is poor or if it's because the snoring of the guy next door is too loud, but you're hearing it too clearly.

38. 失眠了,我都不知道是我生物钟紊乱还是,老公的呼噜声太大。

38. I can't sleep; I don't know if it's because my biological clock is out of whack or because my husband's snoring is too loud.

39. 9过年的时候 闺蜜住我家 累了躺在我身上 过了一会 她说:你身上的味道跟你男朋友身上的味好像。看懂了吗

39. When the New Year's Day came, my best friend stayed at my house. She got tired and lay on me. After a while, she said: "The smell on your body is similar to the smell on your boyfriend's body." Did you understand?

40. 学会冷血,学会不在乎,学会比以前快乐,即使难过,也要微笑着。

40. Learn to be cold-blooded, learn not to care, learn to be happier than before, even if sad, still smile.

41. 曾经也有一个笑容出现在我的生命里,可是最后还是如雾般消散,而那个笑容,就成为我心中深深埋藏的一条湍急河流,无法泅渡,那河流的声音,就成为我每日每夜绝望的歌唱。

41. Once, a smile did appear in my life, but in the end, it dispersed like mist, and that smile has become a raging river deeply buried in my heart, one that I cannot cross. The sound of that river has become the绝望 song I sing day and night.

42. 坐火车真的很容易崩溃。为什么假期高铁票这么难抢?旁边一个人的鼾声响彻天空,我头都大了。

42. It's really easy to feel overwhelmed on a train. Why are high-speed train tickets during holidays so hard to get? The snoring of the person next to me was so loud that it echoed in the sky, making my head ache.

43. 如果有一个女生睡觉打呼噜磨牙流口水讲梦话一分钟在床上翻滚大约数十次的你们会怎么对待她一脸认真地问(绝对不可能是我)

43. If there's a girl who snores, grinds her teeth, drools, talks in her sleep, and rolls around on the bed about ten times a minute, how would you treat her? She asks this question with a serious face (definitely not me).

44. 我的不开心,我的难受,我都尽量留给了自己,我也从不指望任何人心疼我,为我扛下所有。

44. All my unhappiness and discomfort, I try to keep to myself. I also never expect anyone to feel sorry for me or bear all the burden for me.

45. 我,只在做一件事的时候才会想你,那就是呼吸。

45. I only think of you when I am doing one thing, that is, breathing.

46. 晚上睡觉,两个敌人:蚊子+老公雷鸣般的鼾声。

46. When sleeping at night, two enemies: mosquitoes and my husband's thunderous snoring.

47. 世界上最怪的是:我妈把我爸工资卡拿着,却让我学聪明些不要把工资卡交给未来的老婆……

47. The most peculiar thing in the world is: my mom holds my dad's salary card, yet she tells me to be smart and not to hand over the salary card to my future wife...

48. 寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚。乍暖还寒时候,最难将息。三杯两盏淡酒,怎敌他,晚来风急。雁过也,正伤心,却是旧时相识。

48. Seeking and searching, cold and desolate, melancholic and heart-wrenching. In the time of sudden warmth followed by chill, it's the hardest to rest. With three or four cups of light wine, how can it withstand the late wind's ferocity. As the geese pass by, my heart is broken, yet they are acquaintances from the past.

49. 爱到分才显珍贵,很多人都不懂珍惜拥有只到失去才看到,其实那最熟悉的才是最珍贵的

49. Love becomes precious only when it is divided. Many people don't understand the value of what they have until it is lost. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.

50. 睡梦中听到特别大的鼾声。我以为我在打鼾。我醒来一看,旁边是老黄。

50. In my sleep, I heard a particularly loud snore. I thought I was the one snoring. When I woke up, I saw that it was Old Huang next to me.

51. 室友的鼾声太大,周围都是3D。别管我,我真的想睡觉。

51. My roommate's snoring is too loud, and it's all 3D around here. Don't bother me, I really want to sleep.

52. 曾经带给我很多快乐的人,现在说的话比冬天还要冷。

52. The person who once brought me much joy now speaks words colder than winter.

53. 世上最美的,莫过于从泪水中挣脱出来的那个微笑。

53. The most beautiful thing in the world is the smile that emerges from the tears.

54. 每次离开成都都有一种迷之愉悦的心情,坐车时也总是遇到热心男青年帮我放包拿东西给吃的之类的,所以是花光运气了吗?今天旁边坐一大胖子在不停的吃,腿还不停的在抖,穿一身黑我都能看到衣服上的污渍,一身的酸味,睡觉打呼噜,一个人要坐一个半的位置,挤死我了。

54. Each time I leave Chengdu, I feel an enigmatic sense of pleasure. When I'm traveling by car, I'm always encountered by warm-hearted young men who help me place my bags, get things, and even give me food. So have I exhausted my luck? Today, there's a very large man sitting next to me who is constantly eating and his legs are shaking uncontrollably. Even though he's wearing black, I can see the stains on his clothes, and he smells strongly of sweat. He snores while sleeping, taking up a whole and a half seats, which is incredibly cramped for me.

55. 这狗要是睡觉打呼噜杠杠的,那也是一件挺要命的事,最主要是它还冲着我打呼噜!

55. If this dog snores so loudly while sleeping, it's quite a dangerous thing, mainly because it's snoring right at me!

56. 别人睡觉两分钟就开始打呼噜了,我是两个小时两百个姿势都睡不着。

56. While others start snoring after only two minutes of sleep, I can't fall asleep for two hours no matter how many positions I try.

57. 真的好烦人睡觉打呼噜啊啊啊、听纯音乐都盖不住、我这颗玻璃心。

57. It's really annoying when I snore while sleeping, AAAA, even pure music can't cover it, my fragile heart.

58. 我最不想听到的就是你在我最虚弱的时候打呼噜。

58. The last thing I want to hear is you snoring when I'm at my weakest.

59. 室友呼噜声太大了,3D立体环绕,放过我,我真的想睡觉。

59. My roommate's snoring is so loud, it's 3D surround sound. Please give me a break. I really want to sleep.

60. 你可以原谅很多借口,但有些事心里要明白,比如一个真正想赴的约,是永远不会迟到的。

60. You can forgive many excuses, but there are some things you must be clear about in your heart, like a real appointment that one truly wants to keep will never be late.

61. 如果拍证件照可以卖萌的话,就不会那么丑了。

61. If taking an ID photo could be cute, it wouldn't be so ugly.

62. 估计这两天我们玩的太累了。睡了这么久这么香,这鼾声真好听。

62. I guess we've been playing too hard these two days. I've slept so soundly for so long, and this snoring sounds so good.

63. 车厢里的烟那么重,车厢里的空调那么凶,车厢里的鼾声那么响,但我还是高高兴兴地回家了。

63. The smoke in the carriage was so heavy, the air conditioning was so fierce, and the snoring was so loud in the carriage, but I still happily went back home.

64. 我的一个室友,睡觉打呼噜,还很大声的哼唧,已经第五天了,我没一天半夜不被吵醒睡个安稳觉的,我已经临近崩溃了,咋办。

64. One of my roommates snores loudly and also makes a lot of humming sounds while sleeping. It's been the fifth day, and I haven't had a peaceful night's sleep without being woken up in the middle of the night. I'm on the verge of collapse. What should I do?

65. 对我来说太难了。出门忘了带耳塞。我男朋友打鼾声音太大,我无法入睡。

65. It's too difficult for me. I forgot to bring my earplugs when I went out. My boyfriend snores too loudly, and I can't fall asleep.

66. 人生在世,草木一秋。不管是快乐的时光,还是悲伤的瞬间,时间都在不急不慢的前进着,不会为谁的留恋而多做停留,也不会因谁的厌倦而加快脚步。人生不如意十之八九,前世的自己已不可推测,现世的自己正在经历大大小小的得失,有些错误不可挽回,有些美好的片段也已成为尘封的记忆。

66. In the span of a lifetime, the seasons change like the growth of plants and trees. Whether it's joyous moments or moments of sorrow, time progresses at its own pace, neither pausing for anyone's longing nor speeding up for anyone's fatigue. Life is filled with more than nine out of ten things that are not as expected. The self from a past life is unpredictable, and the self in this life is experiencing gains and losses of all sizes. Some mistakes cannot be undone, and some beautiful moments have also become sealed memories.

67. 14眼前的一切我要怎么开始努力,要怎么拾取。

67. How should I start working hard and gather up all that is in front of my eyes now?

68. 8刚开始,你说你爱我,我笑了,笑得很甜蜜。到最后,你说你累了,老天笑了,笑得很讽刺。

68. Initially, you said you loved me, and I smiled, a sweet smile. By the end, you said you were tired, and heaven laughed, a sarcastic laugh.

69. 小宝,小贝贝睡香香,下半夜也好点吧,妈妈刚吃完一碗馄饨,胃酸呢,晚饭不能一直吃粥了,这状态用少吃来减肥还真不行,肉没减掉,胃先撑不住了,大胃形成容易改变难啊。妈妈准备抱着爸爸睡觉去了,不打呼噜的爸爸最好了,还有两天就又能回去了,回去又是一条龙。乖宝,么么,妈妈想你爱你,晚安咯。

69. Xiao Bao, Xiao Beibei is sleeping soundly, and it should be a bit better in the latter half of the night. Mom just finished a bowl of wonton soup, and the stomach acid is bothering me. I can't keep eating congee for dinner all the time. Losing weight by eating less isn't working in this state; I haven't lost any weight, but my stomach can't hold on anymore, and it's easy to form a big stomach and hard to change. Mom is going to sleep with Dad now. It's the best when Dad doesn't snore. In two days, we'll be able to go back home again, and then I'll be back to my best. Good boy, kiss-kiss, Mom misses you and loves you. Good night.

70. 如果没有健康,智慧就无法表露,文化就无法施展,力量就无法战斗,知识就无法利用。

70. Without health, wisdom cannot be expressed, culture cannot be exerted, strength cannot fight, and knowledge cannot be utilized.

71. 一晚上梦见不断的出车祸,从桥上掉下去的时候吓醒了,一身冷汗然后妈的再也睡不着了。

71. I had a dream all night of continuous car accidents, and I was startled awake when I fell off the bridge. I was drenched in sweat, and then I couldn't sleep anymore.

72. 孔子曰终将有一天我们会变成自己曾经最讨厌的样子这不来了么我已经开始睡觉打呼噜了。

72. Confucius said, "One day we will become the very person we once disliked the most. Isn't that happening already? I've already started snoring in my sleep."

73. 半夜坐在病房里,听着鼾声此起彼伏,哈哈哈哈,半夜睡不着觉会笑死。

73. Sitting in the ward at midnight, listening to the snoring sounds rise and fall, hahaha, I would laugh myself to death if I couldn't sleep at midnight.

74. 白天睡多的后果就是晚上睡不着啊,老王的呼噜声还此起彼伏。

74. The consequence of sleeping too much during the day is that you can't sleep at night, and Old Wang's snoring is intermittent.

75. 怀孕以来已经重了36斤!脚肿手痛,老公说我现在睡觉打呼噜,称呼也变成了胖妞而且睡觉还因为消化不好流口水。去吃宴席啊啥的,我婆婆还各种夹菜,各种你吃你吃。结果每次都肿得更厉害。哎,关键还是自己,管不住这张馋嘴,宁可吃到吐也停不下来,饮料冰淇淋蛋糕肥肉味精全不忌口。

75. I have gained 36 pounds since I got pregnant! My feet are swollen and my hands hurt. My husband says I snore while sleeping now, and people call me "fatty girl" too. And I even dribble saliva while sleeping because of poor digestion. When I go to banquets and stuff, my mother-in-law keeps pushing food at me, saying "eat, eat". But as a result, I get more swollen each time. Ah, it's all about myself. I can't control this greedy mouth of mine; I would rather throw up than stop eating. I don't avoid drinks, ice cream, cakes, fatty meat, or monosodium glutamate.

76. 我们是不是把一辈子的话都说完了,所以才换来了现在的沉默。

76. Is it because we've said everything there is to say in a lifetime that we've been left with the current silence?

77. 谁都会害怕尤其是拼了命的珍惜到最后却还是什么都留不住。

77. Everyone is afraid, especially those who have fought tooth and nail to cherish something to the end, only to find that they can't hold on to anything at all.

78. 5挤不进去的世界,就不要挤了碍了别人的眼累了自己的心

78. 5 If you can't fit into this world, don't force yourself. Don't hinder others' eyes or burden your own heart.

79. 不要无事讨烦恼,不作无谓的希求,不作无端的伤感,而是要奋勉自强,保持自己的个性。

79. Do not seek trouble for no reason, do not have futile desires, do not indulge in unnecessary sadness, but strive to be self-reliant and maintain your own personality.

80. 第一万次被鼾声惊醒,为什么我睡不着像猪一样?

80. Woken up for the ten thousandth time by snoring, why can't I sleep like a pig?

81. 马德,刚才地震那么强烈的震感,我家狗还跟个死猪似的在睡觉还特么的打呼噜。

81. Mad, just now the earthquake was so strong, and my dog was sleeping like a dead pig, snoring loudly too.

82. 以前总是睡眠不足,失眠多梦,白天没有精神,脾气暴躁,喝了玫瑰花鲜素以后,睡眠改善了,整个人的状态也不一样了。

82. In the past, I always suffered from insufficient sleep and frequent sleepless nights with nightmares. During the day, I lacked energy and was irritable. After drinking the rose flower fresh extract, my sleep improved, and my overall condition has also changed.

83. 妈妈对不起,晚饭的时候,我不应该和你赌气,然后才吃了半碗米饭,导致现在肚子饿到睡不着,又不想起来找东西吃,还发说说。

83. Mom, I'm sorry. At dinner time, I shouldn't have argued with you and then only ate half a bowl of rice. This has led to me being so hungry that I can't sleep, and I don't want to get up to find something to eat, nor do I want to post about it.