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1. 9世界上有两个我，一个假装快乐，一个真心难过。

1. In the world, there are two of me: one pretending to be happy, the other truly sad.

2. 我后面有各种各样的狗。

2. There are all kinds of dogs behind me.

3. 14如果一个女孩子经常盯着你，那她肯定是喜欢你的。

3.14 If a girl often stares at you, she definitely likes you.

4. 20我觉得你就应唔使过光棍节吧！ANYWAY，光棍节快乐！

4. 20, I think you should just not celebrate Single's Day! ANYWAY, Happy Single's Day!

5. 2世界因为有了女人，而显得格外美丽！我的生活因为有了你，而显得有滋有味，谢谢你每天让我过男人节，今天你过女人节吧！愿你永远年轻漂亮！

5.2 The world becomes especially beautiful because of women! My life becomes full of flavor because of you. Thank you for letting me celebrate Men's Day every day, today it's your turn to celebrate Women's Day! May you always remain young and beautiful!

6. 30时间会让你看清每一张脸，久伴会让你知道每一颗心；要努力，不然怎么脱离不喜欢的群体。

6. 30 years will let you see every face, long companionship will let you know every heart; you should strive, otherwise how can you脱离 the group you don't like?

7. 27长得帅，叫英俊潇洒，待友热情，叫义薄云天，戴付眼镜，叫文质彬彬，一脸严肃，叫酷毙了，侠肝义胆，叫纯爷们，呵呵男人节到，请对号入座，愿男同胞节日快乐！

7. 27 is handsome, called "dashing and handsome," treats friends warmly, called "determined and gallant," wears glasses, called "refined and courteous," looks serious, called "cool to the extreme," has a heroic spirit and sense of justice, called "a real man," hahaha Men's Day is here, please take your seat accordingly, and wish all my male compatriots a happy holiday!

8. 14过了时的衣服、玩心眼的姐妹、还有只说不做的男人我都不稀罕。

8. I don't care for outdated clothes, sisters who play tricks, or men who talk but don't act.

9. 13我知道带剑的不一定是剑士，但他一定是剑人。

9. 13 I know that not everyone who carries a sword is a swordsman, but he is definitely a person who wields a sword.

10. 6想你的样貌，爱你的心跳，沿途有你陪伴，风景如此美妙，阳光在你脸上撒娇，月色在你眉上微笑，星辰闪动着我们心语星愿的完美。

10. I think of your appearance, love your heartbeat, with you by my side along the way, the scenery is so beautiful. The sunshine flirts with your face, the moonlight smiles on your eyebrows, and the twinkling stars reflect our perfect heart whispers and wishes.

11. 71为天地立心，为生民立命，为往圣继绝学为，万世开太平。

11. Establish the heart of the heavens and earth, provide a destiny for the people, continue the lost teachings of the ancients, and bring peace to the world for ten thousand generations.

12. 坚硬的骨头下隐藏着一颗柔软的心，粗糙的言辞中掩盖着一种细腻的情，冰冷的面孔内沸腾着一腔火热的血，平凡的男人们孕育着一生伟大的梦。祝你心想事成，前程似锦。男生节快乐。

12. Beneath the hard bones lies a soft heart, beneath rough words hides a delicate emotion, within the cold face burns a fiery passion, and ordinary men nurture the great dreams of a lifetime. May all your wishes come true, and your future be bright. Happy Boys' Day.

13. 我有，完美的我，你不可或缺。

13. I have, the perfect me, you are indispensable.

14. 42不要去评论你不了解的人，不要去评价你不了解的事。

14. Do not comment on people you do not understand, and do not judge things you do not understand.

15. 16不管别人有多好，我想要的仅有你，仅有你，才是我的唯一。

15. 16 No matter how good others may be, what I want is only you, only you, and you alone are my one and only.

16. 25现在是北京时刻0点整，中国驻巴基斯坦总临事馆发来贺电恭祝天下男人8。3男人节快乐。毛里求斯非洲联盟组织对中国男人的`节日致意真诚的问候。过男人节日，做中国真男人。

16. 25 is now Beijing time 12:00 am, the Consulate General of China to Pakistan sends a congratulatory cable to sincerely congratulate all men on Men's Day 8.3. The African Union Organization of Mauritius extends heartfelt greetings to Chinese men on their festival. Celebrate Men's Day and be true Chinese men.

17. 活着就要开心，因为我们会死很久。

17. Live happily, because we will be dead for a long time.

18. 所谓成功的女人，白天是牛b，晚上是牛b。

18. So-called successful women are牛逼 (a slang term for "cool" or "awesome") during the day and牛逼 at night.

19. 30人若把自我框在必须的范围内，就容易限制了自我的思维和格局。

19. If 30 people confine themselves within the necessary boundaries, it is easy to limit their own thoughts and perspectives.

20. 21君子与君子以同道为朋，小人与小人以同利为朋。

20. 21. The superior man makes friends with the superior man because they have the same path, while the inferior man makes friends with the inferior man because they have the same interests.

21. 虽然你不是我的心上人，但我想成为你的青梅竹马。

21. Although you are not the love of my life, I want to be your childhood friend.

22. 不要以为因为你高，姐姐就要仰视你。

22. Don't think that because you are tall, your sister has to look up to you.

23. 47初闻不知曲中意，在听已是曲中人。现知词意唯落泪，不见当年陪孤人。既然亦是曲中人，为何还听曲中曲。曲中思念今犹在，不见当年梦中人。

23. At first hearing, I didn't understand the meaning of the song, but after listening, I became one of its characters. Now that I know the meaning, I can only shed tears, and I don't see the person who accompanied me in those days. Since I am also one of the characters in the song, why should I still listen to the melodies of the melodies. The longing in the song still lingers on, but I don't see the person in my dreams from those days.

24. 你淡定是因为你不怕死，我淡定是因为我不怕你死。

24. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, while I am calm because I am not afraid of you dying.

25. 我姑姑是血鬼，卫生巾是吸血鬼。

25. My aunt is a vampire, and sanitary napkins are vampires.

26. 48我觉得你应该唔使过光棍节吧！Anyway，光棍节快乐！

26. 48 I think you shouldn't celebrate Single's Day! Anyway, Happy Single's Day!

27. 18男人的天空真宽广，男人的情怀多敞亮，男人的微笑总迷人，男人的心胸总坚强；男人的节日祝愿你：男人就要有担当，男人都有好志向，男人总是向前闯，做个好男人就是棒。

27. 18 The sky for men is vast, the feelings of men are open, men's smiles are always charming, and men's chests are always strong; On men's day, I wish you: Men should take responsibility, all men have good aspirations, men always strive forward, and being a good man is awesome.

28. 25也许仅有等到绝对强大那天，就不会再有犹疑，就不会再言放下。

28. 25 Perhaps only on the day of absolute strength will there no longer be hesitation, and there will no longer be talk of letting go.

29. 我现在心情不好。除了吃，我什么都不想做。

29. I am feeling down at the moment. All I want to do is eat and nothing else.

30. 8过去的事不要去想，因为你无法改变过去。将来的事也不要去想，因为你无法决定将来。我们所能做的就是享受当下。人必须全然地活在此时此刻，其余的，都是妄念。

30. Do not dwell on the past, as you cannot change it. Do not worry about the future, as you cannot determine it. What we can do is to enjoy the present. One must live fully in the here and now; the rest are merely delusions.

31. 26如果人人都和匹诺曹一样只要说谎就会被发现因为逞强错过因为虚荣牵手那些因为误会分开的就会不复存在了吧。

31. If everyone were like Pinocchio, where lying would be immediately discovered, boasting would be missed, and those who were separated due to misunderstandings would no longer exist, wouldn't that be the case?

32. 41男人生活很不易，忙完工作忙家里，累了虚了不多语，今天终可透透气，喝酒抽烟可随意，烦恼忧愁都抛弃，八三立为男人节，开心快乐任你戏，吉祥福运随你心。

32. Life is not easy for 41 men. Busy with work, then home, tired and exhausted with little talk. Today at last you can breathe easy, drink and smoke at will, and discard all烦恼 and worries. The 8th of March is Men's Day, let joy and happiness be your play, and good fortune and blessings follow your heart.

33. 40我可以当你的小宝贝吗？那种犯了错你都舍不得骂我，还心软给我抱抱的那种。

33. 40 Can I be your little darling? The kind where you can't bear to scold me even when I make a mistake, and you're soft-hearted enough to hug me instead.

34. 44喝了你酿的爱情的酒，如果没有续杯，情愿渴一辈子。

34. Having drunk the wine of love you brewed, if there's no refill, I would rather be thirsty for a lifetime.

35. 4最伟大的人，是在嘈杂人群中完美地保持独立的人。

35. The greatest people are those who maintain perfect independence amidst the clamor of the crowd.

36. 37我永远会做自己直到我死了为止如果你不喜欢你可以比我先死

36. 37 I will always be myself until I die. If you don't like it, you can die before me.

37. 2人间没有什么太多的对和错，只有因果。一切自然来、自然去，自然的人就是随缘众生。

37. In a two-person relationship, there is no great deal of right and wrong, only cause and effect. Everything comes naturally and goes naturally, and a natural person is a sentient being following circumstances.

38. 11当善良的人摘下面具，你连下跪的机会都没有。

38. 11 When the good people take off their masks, you won't even have the chance to kneel down.

39. 23男人是一棵松，春来秋往饱经风霜。男人是一把伞，遮阳避雨无怨无悔。男人是一把壶，温馨暖人解渴润心。男人是一辆车，运载重荷承担全责。八三男人节：愿你为家多付出，老人妻儿把你赞。

39. A man is a pine tree, enduring the wind and frost from spring to autumn. A man is an umbrella, shading the sun and sheltering the rain without complaint. A man is a pot, warmly warming others and quenching thirst and soothing the heart. A man is a vehicle, carrying heavy loads and taking full responsibility. Man's Day 83: May you contribute more to your family, and the elderly, wife, and children will praise you.

40. 31少为失败找理由，多为成功找方法，大多数人想要改革这个世界，却不晓得即时从小事做起。

40. 31. Rather than finding reasons for failure, look for ways to succeed; most people want to reform this world but don't realize that one should start with small things.

41. 29无缝衔接除了证明门槛低还能证明什么，那女孩子知道人家刚分手还往上贴，不是缺爱是什么。

41. What else can the seamless connection prove except for the low threshold? That girl knows that he just broke up and she's still pursuing him, which is not a sign of a lack of love what else?

42. 3幸福已经和我隔了一整个世纪，是我永远都触碰不到的遥远。

42. 3 Happiness has been separated from me by an entire century, a distant and unreachable place that I can never touch.

43. 男人应当坚强如钢，任何困难都挡不住前进的脚步；男人应当壮志凌云，心中的理想像阳光一样闪亮；男人应当热情似火，冰雪遇到他都会融化。男人节到了，祝你这个纯爷们快乐健康！

43. Men should be as strong as steel, with no difficulty able to stop their steps forward; men should have ambitions soaring to the clouds, with ideals shining like the sun in their hearts; men should be as passionate as fire, with even ice and snow melting at his touch. Men's Day is here, wishing you, this true man, happiness and health!

44. 51躲得了对酒当歌的夜，躲不过四下无人的街。

44. You can escape the nights of singing while drinking, but you can't avoid the streets that are deserted all around.

45. 35我们之间最甜的事就是，我的影子偷偷抱过你的影子。

45. The sweetest thing between us is that my shadow stealthily embraced your shadow.

46. 18如果你爱的人不是我那你就算再成功也是失败的

46. 18 If the person you love is not me, then no matter how successful you are, you are still a failure.

47. 5想念你的时候呀，路过的每一处风景，都是心动模式。

47. When I miss you, every landscape I pass by is in a heart-throbbing mode.

48. 34爱我吗爱我你就滚，姑娘最擅长的事就是逞强以为我什么都不知。

48. 34 Do you love me? If you do, just go away. The girl is most skilled at pretending to be strong, thinking that I know nothing.

49. 14愿世间春秋与天地，眼中唯有一个你，苦乐悲喜，得失中尽致淋漓。

49. 14 May the world's spring and autumn be as vast as the heavens and the earth, with only one you in my eyes, where joys and sorrows, gains and losses are fully and completely expressed.