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1. 但凡寸草有多少爱，报得三春晖，儿女行千里愁母，养儿育女方知父母恩。妈妈，您辛苦了，永远爱您！新年快乐，妈妈！

1. As every blade of grass has its own love, it can repay the spring sunshine; as children walk a thousand miles, they feel sorrow for their mother, and it is only after raising a son or daughter that one truly knows the parents' love. Mom, you've worked so hard, you'll always be loved! Happy New Year, Mom!

2. 2022除了发财，还可以抱抱我。

2. In 2022, in addition to getting rich, you can also give me a hug.

3. 在这欢乐的日子里，在久别之后，愿新年的钟声带给你祥和与喜悦，并致以新年的祝福！

3. On these joyous days, after a long separation, may the sound of the New Year's bell bring you peace and joy, and offer you New Year's blessings!

4. 这年头，各种口味都有，酸甜苦辣，包括咸咸的，看似苦，实则是磨炼。

4. These days, there are all sorts of flavors, sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, including the salty ones, which may seem bitter but are actually a form of training.

5. 38小艾和小戴，一起去买菜。小艾把一斤菜给小戴，小戴有比小艾多一倍的菜；小戴把一斤菜给小艾，小艾、小戴就有一般多的菜。

5. Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai go shopping together. Xiao Ai gives one jin of vegetables to Xiao Dai, and Xiao Dai then has twice as much as Xiao Ai. If Xiao Dai gives one jin of vegetables back to Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai will then have an equal amount of vegetables.

6. 亲爱的自己，永远不要为难自己，比如不吃饭，哭闹，自闭，抑郁。这些都是傻子才会做的事。

6. Dear yourself, never put yourself through hardship, such as not eating, crying and raging, being reclusive, or feeling depressed. These are things that only傻子 (idiots) would do.

7. 19多多和哥哥，坐下分果果，哥哥让多多，多多让哥哥，都说要小个，外婆乐呵呵；

7. 19 Duo duo and his brother sat down to divide the fruits. The brother let Duo duo have some, and Duo duo let his brother have some. Both said they wanted the smaller ones, and grandma was overjoyed.

8. 15冲冲栽了十畦葱，松松栽了十棵松。冲冲说栽松不如栽葱，松松说栽葱不如栽松。是栽松不如栽葱，还是栽葱不如栽松

8. Chongchong planted ten plots of scallions, and Songsong planted ten pine trees. Chongchong said planting pines is not as good as planting scallions, and Songsong said planting scallions is not as good as planting pines. Is it that planting pines is not as good as planting scallions, or is it that planting scallions is not as good as planting pines?

9. 21苦读古书懂古通古熟古，不读古书不懂古不通古糊涂古。

9. To diligently study ancient books, one understands, becomes familiar with, and is skilled in the ancient. Not reading ancient books leads to a lack of understanding, disconnection, and confusion about the ancient.

10. 39九月九，九个酒迷喝醉酒。九个酒杯九杯酒，九个酒迷喝九口。喝罢九口酒，又倒九杯酒。九个酒迷端起酒，“咕咚、咕咚”又九口。九杯酒，酒九口，喝罢九个酒迷醉了酒。

10. The 9th day of the 9th month, nine drunkards got drunk. Nine cups of wine, nine sips each. After nine sips of wine, another nine cups were poured. The nine drunkards picked up the wine cups, "Gulung, gulung," and took another nine sips. Nine cups of wine, nine sips each, after which the nine drunkards were thoroughly inebriated.

11. 23圆圈圆，圈圆圈，圆圆娟娟画圆圈。娟娟画的圈连圈，圆圆画的圈套圈。娟娟圆圆比圆圈，看看谁的圆圈圆。

11. Round circles, circles round, round and graceful circles drawn. The graceful one's circles connect, the round one's circles encircle. Graceful and round compare the circles, see whose circle is rounder.

12. 18饕餮 tāo tiè

12. 18. The name of a mythical creature, "Tāo Tiè" in Chinese, which can be translated as "Tao Tie" in English.

13. 5乌鸦站在黑猪背上说黑猪黑，黑猪说乌鸦比黑猪还要黑；乌鸦说它身比黑猪黑嘴不黑，黑猪听罢笑得嘿嘿嘿嘿。

13. 5 A crow stood on the back of a black pig and said the pig was black. The black pig said that the crow was even blacker than the pig. The crow replied that it was blacker than the pig's body but not as black as its beak. Upon hearing this, the black pig laughed heartily, hee hee hee.

14. 17绿鲤鱼说他家的吕里里比红鲤鱼家的李屡屡红

14. The Green Carp said that his family's Lü Lili is redder than the Li Luli from the Red Carp family.

15. 23绿鲤鱼说他家的吕里里比红鲤鱼家的李屡屡红

15. The Green Carp said that the Luli of his family is redder than the Li Luli of the Red Carp family.

16. 年度总结:发财0次，谈恋爱0次，被说胖365次。

16. Yearly Summary: Made money 0 times, dated 0 times, was told I was chubby 365 times.

17. 40白猫黑鼻子，黑猫白鼻子，黑猫的白鼻子，碰破了白猫黑鼻子，白猫的黑鼻子破了，剥了秕谷壳儿补鼻子，黑猫的白鼻子不破，不剥秕谷壳儿补鼻子。

17. 40 The white cat has a black nose, the black cat has a white nose, the white cat's black nose is bumped, the white cat's black nose is broken, the husk of the chaff is peeled to patch the nose, the black cat's white nose is not broken, and the husk of the chaff is not peeled to patch the nose.

18. 27九十九头牛，驮着九十九个篓。每篓装着九十九斤油。牛背油篓扭着走，油篓磨坏篓漏油，九十九斤一个篓，还剩六十六斤油。你说漏了几十几斤油

18. There are ninety-nine oxen carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine pounds of oil. The oil baskets on the backs of the oxen twist and walk, and the baskets are worn out, causing the oil to leak. Each basket originally contained ninety-nine pounds, but now there are only sixty-six pounds left. How many pounds of oil did you spill?

19. 19麻野雀，尾巴长，娶了媳妇忘了娘。把娘背到山沟里，媳妇请到炕头上。仨烧饼，俩麻糖，媳妇媳妇你尝尝。

19. 19 The sparrow, with a long tail, forgot his mother after marrying a wife. He carried his mother to a mountain ravine, and invited his wife to the hearth. Three flatbreads, two candies, wife, wife, give them a try.

20. 16断头台倒吊短单刀，歹徒登台偷短刀，断头台塌盗跌倒，对对短刀叮当掉。

20. 16 traitors hung upside down on the guillotine, the villains climbed onto the platform to steal the short swords, the guillotine collapsed and the thief fell down, the short swords clinked and tinkled.

21. 19九月九，九个酒迷喝醉酒。九个酒杯九杯酒，九个酒迷喝九口。喝罢九口酒，又倒九杯酒。九个酒迷端起酒，“咕咚、咕咚”又九口。九杯酒，酒九口，喝罢九个酒迷醉了酒。

21. On the 9th day of the 9th month, nine wine enthusiasts got drunk. Nine wine cups, nine cups of wine, nine wine enthusiasts drank nine sips each. After drinking nine sips of wine, they poured nine more cups. The nine wine enthusiasts picked up the wine, "Gulugulug," and drank another nine sips. Nine cups of wine, nine sips each, after which the nine wine enthusiasts were all drunk.

22. 16任命是任命，人名是人名，任命不能说成人名，人名也不能说成任命。

22. Appointments are appointments, names are names, and appointments cannot be referred to as names, nor can names be called appointments.

23. 希望陪我八卦的人能陪我走过这些年。

23. Hope that those who enjoy gossiping with me can accompany me through these years.

24. 15山前有个崔粗腿，山后有个崔腿粗。二人山前来比腿，不知是崔粗腿比崔腿粗的腿粗，还是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的腿粗

24. There was a Cui Cu Tui in front of the mountain and a Cui Tui Cu in the back of the mountain. The two came to the front of the mountain to compare their legs, but it was not known whether it was Cui Cu Tui's legs that were thicker than Cui Tui Cu's legs, or if it was Cui Tui Cu's legs that were thicker than Cui Cu Tui's legs.

25. 27盘里放着一个梨，桌上放块橡皮泥，小丽用泥学捏梨，眼看着梨手捏泥，比比，真梨假梨差不离；

25. There was a pear on the 27th plate, and a piece of clay on the table. Xiao Li learned to mold a pear with the clay, and with a look, the pear she was molding with her hands and the real pear were almost indistinguishable.

26. 祝我身边所有的家人朋友在新的一年里幸福安康，万事如意！

26. Wishing all my family and friends around me happiness and health, and all the best in the new year!

27. 一元又开始，旭日初升。

27. The yuan begins anew, as the sun rises in the east.

28. 您已从2021的群聊中移除，2022请求添加您为好友。

28. You have been removed from the 2021 group chat, and there is a request to add you as a friend in 2022.

29. 23扁担长，板凳宽，扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长。扁担绑在板凳上，板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上。

29. The bamboo pole is long, and the stool is wide. The bamboo pole is not as wide as the stool, and the stool is not as long as the bamboo pole. The bamboo pole is tied to the stool, but the stool does not allow the bamboo pole to be tied to it.

30. 7九十九头牛，驮着九十九个篓。每篓装着九十九斤油。牛背油篓扭着走，油篓磨坏篓漏油，九十九斤一个篓，还剩六十六斤油。你说漏了几十几斤油

30. There were ninety-nine oxen carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contained ninety-nine pounds of oil. The oil baskets on the oxen's backs twisted as they walked, and the baskets wore out, causing oil to leak. Each basket held ninety-nine pounds, but there were still sixty-six pounds of oil left. How many pounds of oil did you spill?

31. 给我一杯2022，全是糖和冰。

31. Give me a glass of 2022, full of sugar and ice.

32. 又是一个春节！祝你怀里有钱！合家欢乐！一切顺利！

32. It's another Spring Festival! May you have money in your arms! Happy family, joyous gathering! Everything goes smoothly!

33. 34红鲤鱼说他家的李屡屡比绿鲤鱼家的吕里里绿

33.34 Red Carp said that his Li Luli is greener than Lü Lili from the Green Carp's family.

34. 14爸爸搬白布，伯伯摆白布。爸爸不摆白布搬白布，伯伯不搬白布摆白布。

34. 14 Dad moves the white cloth, Uncle arranges the white cloth. Dad doesn't arrange the white cloth, he moves it; Uncle doesn't move the white cloth, he arranges it.

35. 29天上七颗星，地上七块冰，台上七盏灯，树上七只莺，墙上七枚钉。吭唷吭唷拔脱七枚钉。喔嘘喔嘘赶走七只莺。乒乒乓乓踏坏七块冰。一阵风来吹来七盏灯。一片乌云遮掉七颗星。

35. Above, seven stars in 29 days; on the ground, seven pieces of ice; on the stage, seven lamps; on the trees, seven orioles; on the wall, seven nails. Hee-haw, hee-haw, pull out seven nails. Whoop-whoop, drive away seven orioles. Ping-pong, trample seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind brings seven lamps. A dark cloud hides seven stars.

36. 年底将至，祝东穗，

36. As the year-end approaches, greetings to Dong Sui.

37. 20八只小白兔，住在八棱八角八座屋。八个小孩要逮八只小白兔，吓得小白兔，不敢再住八棱八角八座屋。

37. There were twenty little white rabbits living in eight octagonal houses. Eight children wanted to catch the eight little white rabbits, which scared the little white rabbits so much that they dared not live in the eight octagonal houses anymore.

38. 2022有趣又充满希望，不会辜负你的爱。

38. 2022 is both fun and full of hope, it won't let you down with its love.

39. 15粗树粗，秃树秃。粗树说粗树树粗树不秃，秃树说秃树树秃树不粗。粗树说粗树比秃树粗，秃树说秃树比粗树秃。

39. The thick trees are thick, and the bald trees are bald. The thick trees say, 'The thick trees are thick, but they are not bald,' and the bald trees say, 'The bald trees are bald, but they are not thick.' The thick trees say that the thick trees are thicker than the bald trees, and the bald trees say that the bald trees are balder than the thick trees.

40. 24委蛇 wēiyí

40. 24 Snake-like, winding

41. 7山上五棵树，架上五壶醋，林中五只鹿，箱里五条裤。伐了山上树，搬下架上的醋，射死林中的鹿，取出箱中的裤。

41. There are five trees on the mountain, five jars of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest, and five pairs of pants in the box. The trees on the mountain were cut down, the vinegar from the shelf was moved, the deer in the forest were shot, and the pants from the box were taken out.

42. 35在乎你的我只在乎我在乎的你是否在乎在乎你的我，我在乎的你是否和在乎你的我在乎我在乎的你一样在乎在乎你的我一样！

42. The 35 of me that cares about you only cares about whether you care about the me that cares about you, whether the you that I care about is as concerned about the me that cares about you as the me that cares about you is concerned about the you that I care about!

43. 21呷茶 xiāchá 呷作动词，义为小口饮。呷作象声词时念作gā。

43. 21 Sip tea xiāchá - 'Sip' is used as a verb, meaning to drink in small sips. When used as a onomatopoeic word, it is pronounced as gā.

44. 17呷茶 xiāchá 呷作动词，义为小口饮。呷作象声词时念作gā。

44. 17 Sip tea xiāchá - "Sip" as a verb means to drink small amounts. When used as a onomatopoeic word, "sip" is pronounced as gā.

45. 2有个好孩子，拿张图画纸，来到石院子，学画石狮子。一天来画一次石狮子，十天来画十次石狮子。次次画石狮子，天天画石狮子，死狮子画成了“活狮子”。

45. There is a good child who takes a piece of drawing paper and comes to the stone courtyard to learn to draw stone lions. The child comes to draw a stone lion once a day and ten times a day for ten days. Drawing stone lions every time and every day, the child managed to turn the "dead" stone lions into "living" ones.

46. 有些事注定成为故事，有些事注定成为老友。别管它，不要错过它，偶尔想起它，再见2021，你好2022。

46. Some things are destined to become stories, while others are meant to be old friends. Just let it be, don't miss it, think of it occasionally, farewell 2021, hello 2022.

47. 4梁上两对倒吊鸟，泥里两对鸟倒吊，可怜梁上的两对倒吊鸟，惦着泥里的两对鸟倒吊，可怜泥里的两对鸟倒吊，也惦着梁上的两对倒吊鸟。

47. There are two pairs of upside-down swallows hanging from the beams, and two pairs of birds are upside down in the mud. Poorly for the two pairs of upside-down swallows on the beams, they are concerned about the two pairs of upside-down birds in the mud. Poorly for the two pairs of upside-down birds in the mud, they also care about the two pairs of upside-down swallows on the beams.

48. 我2022年的愿望是做一个整天沉迷于男人性爱，吃多了不胖，不劳而获，熬夜不长痘的堕落富婆。谢谢你。

48. My wish for 2022 is to be a wealthy woman who is constantly indulged in men's sexual activities, eats a lot without gaining weight, gains nothing by working, and stays up late without breaking out. Thank you.

49. 25一个半罐是半罐，两个半罐是一罐；三个半罐是一罐半，四个半罐是两罐；五个半罐是两罐半，六个半罐是三满罐；七个、八个、九个半罐，请你算算是多少罐。

49. Half a can plus half a can is a whole can; two half cans make one can; three half cans make one and a half cans; four half cans make two cans; five half cans make two and a half cans; six half cans make three full cans; seven, eight, and nine half cans, please calculate how many cans that is.

50. 13青葡萄，紫葡萄，青葡萄没籽葡萄紫，吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮。

50. Green grapes, purple grapes, seedless green grapes, purple; eating grapes, don't spit out the grape skin, not eating grapes, but spit out the grape skin.

51. 14高高山上一条藤，藤条头上挂铜铃，风动藤动铜铃动，风定藤停铜铃停。

51. Upon a towering mountain, there is a vine, its tip hanging a copper bell. When the wind blows, the vine sways, and the bell rings. When the wind ceases, the vine stands still, and the bell stops.

52. 6斯、施、史四老师，天天和我在一起。石老师教我大公无私，斯老师给我精神食粮，施老师叫我遇事三思，史老师送我知识钥匙。我感谢石、斯、施史四老师。

52. Teachers Si, Shi, Shi, and Shi, are all with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me the spirit of selflessness, Teacher Si provided me with spiritual sustenance, Teacher Shi advised me to think thrice before acting, and Teacher Shi gave me the keys to knowledge. I am grateful to Teachers Shi, Si, Shi, and Shi.

53. 今年的愿望是再努力一点，看看去年许下的愿望能不能先实现。

53. This year's wish is to try a little harder, to see if the wishes made last year can be realized first.

54. 希望2022年是疫情彻底结束的一年，你想去见的人，想去的城市都能遇见。

54. Hope that 2022 will be the year when the pandemic is completely over, and you can meet the people you want to see and visit the cities you want to go to.

55. 希望2022年是很幸福的一年，没有狗血情节，没有大起大落，平平淡淡，一帆风顺，健康快乐，平平安安。

55. Hope that 2022 will be a happy year, without any melodramatic plots, without big ups and downs, plain and simple, smooth sailing, healthy and happy, and safe and sound.

56. 18乌鸦站在黑猪背上说黑猪黑，黑猪说乌鸦比黑猪还要黑；乌鸦说它身比黑猪黑嘴不黑，黑猪听罢笑得嘿嘿嘿嘿。

56. 18 Crows stood on the back of a black pig and said the pig was black. The black pig said the crows were even blacker than the pig. The crows replied that their bodies were blacker than the pig's, but their beaks were not. Upon hearing this, the black pig laughed heartily, hee hee hee.

57. 12有个好孩子，拿张图画纸，来到石院子，学画石狮子。一天来画一次石狮子，十天来画十次石狮子。次次画石狮子，天天画石狮子，死狮子画成了“活狮子”。

57. A good child, at the age of 12, takes a piece of drawing paper and comes to the stone courtyard to learn how to draw stone lions. He draws a stone lion once a day, and ten times a day for ten days. Every time he draws a stone lion, and every day he draws a stone lion, he manages to make the "dead" stone lion look "alive."

58. 我的祝福，像春天一样温柔甜蜜，已经深深地种在你心里很久了。祝你妈妈新年甜蜜、温馨、幸福！

58. My blessings, as gentle and sweet as spring, have been deeply rooted in your heart for a long time. Wishing your mother a sweet, warm, and happy New Year!

59. 3盘里放着一个梨，桌上放块橡皮泥。小丽用泥学捏梨，眼看着梨手捏着梨，比比，真梨、假梨差不离。

59. In the three plates, there is an apple on one, and a piece of clay is on the table. Xiao Li used the clay to imitate the apple, looking at the apple as she hand-shaped it, comparing it, and it was almost indistinguishable from the real apple and the fake one.