—— 解锁童言童语，探寻心灵奇妙之旅。

1. 讲笑话的时候不要笑。给面子就得收下。

1. When telling a joke, don't laugh. To give face, you should accept it.

2. 对你微笑是礼貌的。别以为我没事。

2. It's polite to smile at you. Don't think I'm fine.

3. 前路艰难，要学会挥手。

3. The road ahead is tough, learn to wave goodbye.

4. 如果你伤害我，我会杀了你。

4. If you hurt me, I will kill you.

5. 一切都是命，不要觉得自己有多伟大，自己也承担不起注定要做的事情。

5. Everything is destiny; don't think of yourself as great, as you cannot bear the fate that is predetermined for you.

6. 昨天是过去时，今天是现在进行时。明天释放任何人都不容易。

6. Yesterday was in the past tense, today is in the present continuous tense. It's not easy to release anyone tomorrow.

7. 仓鼠再好看，也是老鼠。再丑也是人类的产物。

7. No matter how cute a hamster is, it is still a mouse. And regardless of how ugly, it is still a product of humans.

8. 爱上我的这匹野马，永远不知道回家的路，但如果你想挡我的路，我会加你铲除它。

8. Fallen in love with my wild horse, who never knows the way home, but if you dare to block my path, I'll add you to the list of those to be eliminated.

9. 在这条街上，你问我是谁，不要在我面前装冷漠。

9. On this street, don't ask me who I am and pretend to be indifferent in front of me.

10. 大喜大悲都是缘分，友情只有吃喝完才能见。

10. Great joy and great sorrow are all destiny; friendship can only be truly seen after the eating and drinking are done.

11. 社会太危险了，到处都是酒席，出门要注意的是一排面。

11. Society is too dangerous; there are banquets everywhere. When you go out, you should be cautious about a row of faces.

12. 虽然我们发过誓，但还是要吃aa。

12. Although we have taken an oath, we still have to eat at an "AA" restaurant.

13. 现在的社会规则是给钱做什么都行。你要么便宜要么贵，要么不在乎。

13. The social norms now are that money can get you anything. You can either do it cheaply or expensively, or you don't care.

14. 你可以在我面前装，但不能善良。

14. You can pretend in front of me, but you cannot be kind.

15. 不要太随波逐流，不然会背后捅刀子。

15. Don't be too swayed by the crowd, or you might be stabbed in the back.

16. 不要在我面前拖。如果你拖，我就和你说再见。

16. Don't drag on in front of me. If you do, I'll say goodbye to you.

17. 不要宠坏别人。你宠一个人越久，就越离谱。

17. Do not spoil others. The longer you spoil someone, the more extravagant it becomes.

18. 我不想娶一个美女，我只想找到一个相似的灵魂。

18. I don't want to marry a beautiful woman, I just want to find a similar soul.

19. 看我如虎操作，教你什么是大人物？

19. Watch me operate like a tiger, and I'll teach you what a big shot is?

20. 这个世界风险太大。没实力也不要丢人。

20. The world is too risky. There's no shame in not having the strength.