减减肥，正能量，是现代社会中备受关注的话题。在这个充满挑战与机遇的时代，如何正确看待减肥与正能量之间的关系，成为许多人关注的焦点。本文将从这两个方面展开探讨，以期为广大读者提供有益的启示。

Losing weight and maintaining a positive energy are topics of great concern in modern society. In this era filled with challenges and opportunities, how to correctly view the relationship between weight loss and positive energy has become a focus of many people's attention. This article will explore these two aspects to provide beneficial insights for the general readership.

1. 很多人说我没瘦。减肥怎么了？你工作不是没有积蓄吗？

1. Many people say I haven't lost weight. What's wrong with losing weight? Don't you not have savings from your work?

2. 小时候不爱吃，导致现在个子矮；现在爱吃，导致又胖又矮。在危难中拥抱你胖乎乎的自己。

2. Used to dislike eating as a child, which led to a short stature now; now love eating, resulting in both obesity and shortness. Embrace your chubby self in times of distress.

3. 都说90斤的女生漂亮，所以我吃180斤，所以我漂亮一倍。

3. It's said that girls weighing 90 jin are beautiful, so I weigh 180 jin, therefore I am twice as beautiful.

4. 你过得好不好，别人不知道，但你胖的时候大家都知道。

4. Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but when you were overweight, everyone knew.

5. 答:我终于明白，东西受热会膨胀。乙:你说得对。答:所以我不胖，我只是热。

5. Answer: I finally understand that things expand when heated. B: You're right. Answer: So I'm not fat, I'm just hot.

6. 是不是每个胖乎乎的人都有这个问题？他的头发扎起来像，他的头发放下来像腾格尔歌手，他戴着眼镜像高，我该死的翻版。

6. Does every chubby person have this issue? His hair tied up looks like, his hair down looks like a Tengger singer, he wears glasses like a taller version, and I'm his damned doppelgänger.

7. 我本打算今年瘦成一道闪电，让你眼前一亮，却不想变成坚果墙，挡住你的视线。

7. I had planned to slim down dramatically this year, dazzling you with my transformation, but unfortunately, I've become like a wall of nuts, blocking your view.

8. 轻轻拍拍你的肚子，告诉它:你并不胖，但你只是一个泡泡茶甜甜圈纸杯蛋糕、水煮水果、烤鸡翅的港湾。

8. Gently pat your belly and tell it: You're not fat, but you are just a harbor for a bubble tea doughnut cupcake, boiled fruit, and roasted chicken wings.

9. 从前有个胖子，听说瑜伽可以减肥。天道酬勤！两个月后，他变成了一个软胖子。

9. Once upon a time, there was a chubby man who heard that yoga could help lose weight. As the saying goes, "God rewards those who work hard!" Two months later, he had become a soft chubby man.

10. 半年前，为了督促自己减肥，每天坚持记录体重，填了一个Excel表格，生成了一个趋势图今天同事路过我座位，只见他路过若有所思的往后一倒，在我耳边轻声说:那个能告诉我你是哪只股票吗？趋势挺好的。

10. Half a year ago, to urge myself to lose weight, I kept a daily record of my weight, filled out an Excel table, and generated a trend chart. Today, when my colleague passed by my desk, he paused thoughtfully, leaned back, and whispered in my ear: Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is pretty good.

11. 有一两个人说我胖的时候，我不以为然。后来越来越多的人说我胖。这时，我终于意识到了事情的严重性。这个世界上骗子越来越多。

11. When just one or two people said I was overweight, I didn't take it seriously. Later on, more and more people told me I was overweight. It was then that I finally realized the seriousness of the situation. There are more and more liars in this world.

12. 友情提醒:有朋友说你看起来刚刚好。就是胖。如果你觉得瘦，他们只会说瘦。

12. Friendly Reminder: A friend says you look just right, but a bit chubby. If you think you're thin, they'll just say you're thin.

13. 去医院问问专家，有没有什么减肥不节食不运动的方法。专家说有。我急切地问这是什么。他说是大蒜。一开始觉得不对，后来想了想。有道理。大蒜可以燃烧脂肪，促进新陈代谢。专家说大蒜可以让别人远离你。离得越远，看起来就越小。

13. I went to the hospital to ask an expert if there is any way to lose weight without dieting or exercising. The expert said there is. I eagerly asked what it was. He said it was garlic. At first, I thought it was odd, but then I thought about it. It makes sense. Garlic can burn fat and promote metabolism. The expert said that garlic can make others keep their distance from you. The farther away they are, the smaller you look.

14. 如果你觉得我胖，就直说，不要拐弯抹角你真是走一步看一步啊！

14. If you think I'm fat, just say it straight, don't beat around the bush. You really take things one step at a time, don't you!

15. 减肥有多容易？我的每一块肉都有它的脾气！

15. How easy is it to lose weight? Every piece of my flesh has its own temperament!

16. 人活着一定不能亏待自己。比如减肥离我太远，吃碗肉更踏实。

16. One must never treat oneself unfairly while living. For instance, losing weight is too distant for me, and eating a bowl of meat makes me feel more secure.

17. 永远不要在最好的年纪吃最胖的，用最差的，过最便宜的。

17. Never eat the heaviest in the best years, use the worst, and live the cheapest.

18. 减肥简直是世界上最反人类的事情。不吃饭就想打人，吃完就想打自己。

18. Losing weight is simply the most anti-human thing in the world. Not eating makes you want to hit someone, and eating makes you want to hit yourself.

19. 生活中的很多事情，最终都会随着时间变好。和很多本来只是胖的人一样，时间长了就变胖了。

19. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Just like many people who were originally just overweight, they became overweight over a long period of time.

20. 女孩子晚上千万不要一个人出去。真的很危险。满大街都是烧烤和甜品，谁也劝阻不了。忍不住随便进一个房子，就会长好几斤。

20. Girls should never go out alone at night. It's really dangerous. There are barbecue and desserts all over the streets, and no one can stop you. If you can't resist, just enter any house, and you'll gain several pounds.

21. 你只要记住:胖子没前途！再能干再善良，也不过是个好胖子。

21. Just remember: being fat has no future! No matter how capable or kind you are, you're just a good fat person.

22. 其实我小时候挺瘦的，后来上学了。谁知道中餐每一粒都是硬的造就了今天的我。

22. Actually, I was quite thin when I was little, and then I started school. Who would have known that every grain of Chinese food was hard and it shaped me into who I am today.

23. 世界上有两个我，一个是吃美食的，一个是真心想减肥的。

23. There are two of me in the world: one that enjoys delicious food, and the other that sincerely wants to lose weight.

24. 在女孩如花的年纪，你长成一株多肉的植物。

24. At the age when girls are as blossoming as flowers, you have grown into a succulent plant.

25. 如何优雅地解释自己的肥胖？脑子里想的事情很多，减肥不容易！

25. How can one elegantly explain their obesity? There are many things on my mind, and losing weight is not easy!

26. 我一直相信我会瘦的。现在只是在玩胖，没想到玩的时候会尴尬。

26. I always believed I would lose weight. Now I'm just playing around with being fat, and didn't expect to feel embarrassed while playing.

27. 问:我不吃早餐和晚餐，只吃午餐，但还是瘦不下来。有人能给我一些建议吗？答:专家说:我不吃午饭了，肯定能减下来！

27. Question: I don't eat breakfast or dinner, and I only have lunch, but I still can't lose weight. Can anyone give me some suggestions? Answer: Experts say: If I stop having lunch, I'm definitely going to lose weight!

28. 有时候，我甚至觉得，我们这些胖的人都应该放一部电影，叫《那些年，我们这些瘦不下来的女生》。

28. Sometimes, I even think that we, the chubby ones, should make a movie called "Those Years, the Girls Who Could Never Lose Weight."

29. 你吃的量会被称给你。

29. The amount you eat will be weighed for you.