在无声的战场上，最痛的武器并非刀剑，而是语言。一语中的，伤人无形。

On the silent battlefield, the most painful weapon is not the sword and the spear, but language. A single word can wound without leaving a mark.

1. 如果我不上你妈妈，你不会知道我是你爸爸！

1. If I didn't have sex with your mother, you wouldn't know I'm your father!

2. 你是金子，我是煤。你会发光，我会发热。别惹我，否则我会把你融化。

2. You are gold, and I am coal. You will shine, and I will glow. Don't惹 me, otherwise I will melt you.

3. 把老子摆正位置，别放屁，也别太把自己当回事。

3. Put Laozi in the right position; don't make a fuss, and don't take yourself too seriously either.

4. 听你这么一说，一种智商上的优越感油然而生！

4. Upon hearing you say that, a sense of intellectual superiority naturally arises!

5. 有了钱，你还是一样肤浅；没钱也能让你这么贱。

5. With money, you're still shallow; without money, you're still so cheap.

6. 你的肺活量是多少？可以把牛b吹这么大。

6. How much is your lung capacity? You can really blow a lot of hot air.

7. 什么是残酷？对于一个男人，我会打断他的三条腿；对于一只公狗，我会打断他的五条腿。

7. What is cruelty? For a man, I would break his three legs; for a male dog, I would break his five legs.

8. 我忘了世界上还有另一种人，火星人。你是哪里人？

8. I forgot that there are people from another planet in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

9. 世界上最没用的东西——薪水支票，看起来很生气，擦屁股太小心。

9. The most useless thing in the world - salary checks, look very angry, wipe your ass too carefully.

10. 既然第二在你心里，因为第二，所以第二，哪怕再难再难，你也还是会在最后。

10. Since the second is in your heart, because of the second, therefore the second, no matter how difficult it may be, you will still be there in the end.

11. 把你种在花盆里，让你知道什么是蔬菜！

11. Plant you in a pot, let you know what vegetables are!

12. 你累了吗？只是累了。安慰是留给死者的。

12. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is reserved for the deceased.

13. 我不懂音乐，所以有时候不靠谱，有时候跑调。

13. I'm not good at music, so sometimes I'm out of tune and sometimes I'm off-key.

14. 这么不要脸，这么没心没肺，你的分量应该很轻吧？

14. So shameless and heartless, you must weigh very little, right?

15. 见过你之后，我终于完全明白怪胎是什么样子了。

15. After meeting you, I finally completely understand what a weirdo looks like.

16. 知道自己是什么是好事。

16. It's a good thing to know what you are.

17. 我爱你的时候，你打我骂我，我却忍了。我不再爱你了。请再碰我一下。

17. When I loved you, you hit me and cursed at me, but I endured it. I no longer love you. Please touch me again.

18. 这么多年是谁在照顾你？我钦佩他的勇气。

18. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

19. 情敌掉进水里，我们只能撒尿，

19. Our rival fell into the water, and we can only pee.

20. 孩子，想显示自己有素质最好谦虚点，懂吗？

20. Child, if you want to show that you have good character, it's best to be humble, okay?

21. 什么都在涨价，就是人越来越便宜。

21. Everything is getting more expensive, but people are getting cheaper.

22. 当我妈妈变成天鹅的时候，你还是一只蛋。

22. When my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg.

23. 屁股不干净就嘲笑别人，这纯粹是1290，别逼我说什么意思！那就是250加38加2！

23. Laughing at others when your own ass is not clean is simply 1290, don't make me spell it out for you! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!

24. 有人告诉你，我家用矿泉水冲厕所。你如何回应？我尿的都是皇家礼炮。

24. Someone tells you that my family flushes the toilet with mineral water. How would you respond? All my urine is Royal Salute.

25. 保护自己，关爱他人。请不要半夜出来吓人。

25. Protect yourself and care for others. Please do not come out to scare people at night.

26. 现在流行洒脱。但是你脱得太不小心了。会被别人误导成外星人！

26. It's trendy to be carefree now. But you've let go too casually. You might be mistaken for an alien by others!

27. 居里夫人之前发现了镭，但我觉得是她发现了你。你不只是雷！你差点被雷到了！

27. Madame Curie discovered radium before, but I think it's you she discovered. You're not just thunder! You were almost struck by lightning!

28. 不要总说自己饱经风霜的脸。美不出众，丑不潇洒。

28. Don't always talk about your weathered face. It's not outstanding in beauty, nor is it graceful in ugliness.

29. 姑娘，你的床总是忙着人来人往。

29. Young lady, your bed is always bustling with people coming and going.

30. 我不是看不起你，而是一点都不在乎你。

30. I'm not looking down on you; I just don't care about you at all.

31. 需要多强大才能支撑你污秽的灵魂？

31. How strong does one have to be to support your polluted soul?

32. 穿着这件衣服，动物会变成人。你一穿上它就会变成动物。

32. Wearing this garment, animals will transform into humans. As soon as you put it on, you will turn into an animal.

33. 你不能因为我们放假就把我当放假。

33. You cannot treat me as on vacation just because we are on holiday.

34. 地球真的不适合你。你应该去脑残王国。当你到了那里，也许你能成为一个国王！

34. The Earth is really not suitable for you. You should go to the kingdom of the brain-dead. When you get there, maybe you could become a king!

35. 用你的2B铅笔描述你的生活。

35. Describe your life using your 2B pencil.